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#74 - charliechambers (05/21/2013) [-]
Death: 1 second.
Death: 1 second.
#28 - vegetatheprince (05/21/2013) [-]
The flow of time, especially during fights is skewered on purpose.

I believed its explain when Yamcha is fighting saibamen. Piccolo tells Gohan that the fighting is far too fast for any human eye to follow. So imagine that logic when the Frezia or Gotenks fight happens. The actually fighting takes place over a few seconds, best. The only loop in the logic is when they stop to talk.
User avatar #45 to #28 - darthblam (05/21/2013) [-]
I disagree with this logic because of reasons.
What about the time it takes when people power up, screaming for 10 whole minutes?
... Or when people are talking during fights? The talking involved between fighting or in the middle of it is still longer than it should be.
Surely they aren't talking faster than the human ear can hear or comprehend...
User avatar #46 to #45 - darthblam (05/21/2013) [-]
I don't think there truly is any real logic to this. It's just bad writing.
User avatar #57 to #46 - nightmaren (05/21/2013) [-]
He admitted that there's a loop in logic when they talk.
And them powering up and yelling, I think it part of the fight, so it's slowed down as well
User avatar #100 to #46 - Kennyalways (05/22/2013) [-]
Its explained better during the fight with Powered up Cell and Goku, theres a scene where one minute Goku and Cell are in veiw of the fight, then next theyre nothing but flashes of light cause theyre moving so fast as one of the characters remark "Theyre moving so fast i cant follow!"
User avatar #111 to #100 - darthblam (05/22/2013) [-]
Yes, the fighting I get, but the talking and power-up times? That's just ******** .
User avatar #117 to #111 - Kennyalways (05/22/2013) [-]
well the talking theres no reason to, i imagine the power up is for the "im so awesome check me out you cant do **** bro" so they purposely make it long
#47 to #28 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
They talk really fast during those times. They have shown to do so early in the series, as far back as when it was simply "db".
User avatar #120 to #28 - gorginhanson (05/22/2013) [-]
nah, even stopping to talk could be much faster, since your brain can process information quicker, time seems to go slower than for others
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#34 to #28 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
Vegeta throwin' down the logic up in here.
#110 to #28 - Rascal (05/22/2013) [-]
Actually the problem is that the anime was being made alongside the manga. The manga would take long to make new chapters with the proper ending so the anime people had to create filler episodes.
#25 - Milos (05/21/2013) [-]
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#98 - complex (05/22/2013) [-]
The fights in DBZ are so fast that we have to watch them in slow motion. Thus making it seem much longer.
#104 to #98 - populardude (05/22/2013) [-]
also they fill the episodes with things that are happening at the same time in different places
#95 - headharvest (05/21/2013) [-]
Frieza is an alien, he therefore most likely has a different system of telling time.
#103 to #95 - frohling (05/22/2013) [-]
mind: kinda blown
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User avatar #27 - fuckthepolice (05/21/2013) [-]
How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it'll take them 9 episodes to do it.
#63 to #27 - pistro (05/21/2013) [-]
Everytime i read this joke, the number of episodes change
Everytime i read this joke, the number of episodes change
User avatar #99 to #63 - kuchikirukia ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
That's because of Kai.
In the original series, it took 22.
#50 - ReaLCooLGuY (05/21/2013) [-]
Well that's DBZ logic for ya
Well that's DBZ logic for ya
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#84 to #50 - beefking (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 to #56 - pudingcade (05/21/2013) [-]
how do you get that text color
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User avatar #67 to #66 - pudingcade (05/21/2013) [-]
so i just comment the top comment on each board even ****
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User avatar #69 to #68 - pudingcade (05/21/2013) [-]
oh ok i get
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User avatar #71 to #70 - pudingcade (05/21/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #62 to #56 - megatrollinator (05/21/2013) [-]
That's referred to as Cinematic Time
#83 to #56 - beefking (05/21/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #619008 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** time? what is...time?
User avatar #38 - sora2534 (05/21/2013) [-]
The flow of time is distorted in Lordran Namek
#48 to #38 - trollsidon (05/21/2013) [-]
xXFaggotCuntXx has invaded
#59 to #48 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #59 - giinthir (05/21/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #122 to #90 - deiignis (05/22/2013) [-]
Dark Souls General
User avatar #115 to #90 - lolnop ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Dark Souls General by ScottFalco
the scene's about a minute in

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3d94pxVRQU
User avatar #75 - xrayandvav (05/21/2013) [-]
I always just assumed that a minute wherever Frieza was from was longer than a minute on earth, considering he wouldn't use earth's time scale just because the audience is from there. At least, that's how I've always justified it.
#116 - stormtrooperbob (05/22/2013) [-]
You could literally skip 4 episodes and be in the same place as you were before.
#12 - restfullwicked (05/21/2013) [-]
didnt they explain the overly long fightscens by saying that they are slowed down because they are really moving faster than we can see?
#18 to #12 - Deanoss (05/21/2013) [-]
what about the talking and when rocks and things fall at normal speeds?
#19 to #18 - restfullwicked (05/21/2013) [-]
meh. no idea. i like the show but dear god is it looooooooooooooooong
#22 to #12 - Hightower ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Yes, that is the excuse they gave to gullible fans so they would sit through the same 15 frames of animation over and over again.
#32 to #22 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
They never said that. They had to prolong the fight scenes so they wouldn't get ahead of the manga.
User avatar #92 - Vegeto (05/21/2013) [-]
Gotenks - Filler to keep the fight interesting. Once Super Saiyan 3 happened, he was already going by seconds in the fight, with a bit more filler.

Goku vs Frieza - Also Filler to keep the fight interesting. Once Frieza attempted to destroy the planet, the fight didn't last too much longer after that. In the anime, they had all that "Goku being down and Gohan stepping in his place" thing, and everything else that made it looks so much longer.


Dr Gero & 19 - Time skip. Simple as that. Would you rather see people train for 3 years straight? No, there's one training montage of what they do, and they fast forward to the main event.
User avatar #96 to #92 - namnori (05/21/2013) [-]
I do like to watch them train, but that's just me.. I liked all the filler too.
#113 to #92 - Rascal (05/22/2013) [-]
Vegeto, you were only in the Buu saga. Shut up.
#31 - lordlad (05/21/2013) [-]
during the fusion, gotenks said they defused and refused

the namek thing is legit although about 4 of those episodes were filler

the time between trunks leaving having told goku about the androids and the androids arriving was separated by an episode of a montage filler showing everyone train.
#33 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
snape kills dumbledore
User avatar #35 to #33 - garymuthafuknoak (05/21/2013) [-]
George kills Lennie
User avatar #36 to #35 - ieatyououtaldaylon (05/21/2013) [-]
Mr. Orange is the cop.
User avatar #37 to #36 - garymuthafuknoak (05/21/2013) [-]
Thorin Oakenshield dies
User avatar #39 to #37 - fireprincess (05/21/2013) [-]
Eragon and Saphira discover hidden Dragon eggs. I hope someone understands this.
User avatar #41 to #39 - dinkcool (05/21/2013) [-]
You actually spoiled something for me there. I promise you that i will find you so that i can slap you in the face with a glove and challange you to a duel like a true gentleman.
User avatar #72 to #41 - fireprincess (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. There are still some surprises later on that you can look forward to though.
User avatar #79 to #39 - newforomador ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
And don't forget the large amount of Eldunari that help him defeat Galbatorix.
User avatar #40 to #39 - jeudyfeo (05/21/2013) [-]
I was phone
User avatar #102 to #39 - tomorrowsnightmare (05/22/2013) [-]
Woods Kills Mason
User avatar #44 to #33 - ninjastarthrow (05/21/2013) [-]
Vader is Luke's father.
User avatar #91 to #33 - giinthir (05/21/2013) [-]
Dom Dies.
User avatar #124 to #33 - edzero (05/27/2013) [-]
Here are some major spoilers...
there are only 10 pokemon generations altogether...
And the 10th one is going to suck the most....
User avatar #42 to #33 - angryberdz (05/21/2013) [-]
Jesus dies for our sins
#108 - snaresinger (05/22/2013) [-]
IT'S ALMOST AS IF DBZ HAS AN ODD SENSE OF TIME. I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. THIS IS NEW TO ME.   
   
sorry, I'm just really tired of seeing this same joke
IT'S ALMOST AS IF DBZ HAS AN ODD SENSE OF TIME. I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. THIS IS NEW TO ME.

sorry, I'm just really tired of seeing this same joke
#109 to #108 - saiyajinwarrior (05/22/2013) [-]
Sorry I couldn't please you.
Sorry I couldn't please you.
#87 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
DBZ is ******* **** . It's MLP tier, I can't believe you kids actually like this ****
#94 to #87 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
I say the same thing whenever my friend asks me to come over to watch DBZ with him. It's like "dude, I liked spending 4 hours watching Goku yell when I was 10. Now I'm an adult with **** to do, and all of it is more exciting than that."
#107 to #87 - Rascal (05/22/2013) [-]
Why is this getting thumbed up? FJ really must hate DBZ.
#8 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
Dragon Ball Z is so much better than One Piece!


Said no one ever.
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#7 to #6 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you.
#1 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
Nobody on FJ likes DBZ. It's one of the worst anime shows of all time, and it deserves the hate it gets.
User avatar #2 to #1 - countbleck (05/21/2013) [-]
It's ironic that you say that because I used to see a bunch of DBZ posts and comments like these.
#3 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
wish DBZ would go make their own channel real anime fans hate the show
#14 to #3 - chaosnazo (05/21/2013) [-]
As much as it's just a troll, I kinda agree with it.
If we could have an official DBZ-channel, a lot of hate could go away, I know you'll hate me for this, but kinda like MLP and the Ponytime-channel
#23 to #3 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
What's a 'real' anime fan? Are you suggesting that because I like anime and one of them is DBZ I'm not a real person? But then if I'm not real how am I typ-
User avatar #24 to #23 - jafkdb (05/21/2013) [-]
But if you're not real, who was phone?
User avatar #30 to #3 - kamisamamema (05/21/2013) [-]
I also wish DBZ would have their own channel, I would look at DBZ stuff all day
User avatar #4 to #3 - saiyajinwarrior (05/21/2013) [-]
"Real" anime fans wouldn't classify anime fans as real or not based on their preferences.
#5 to #4 - the one and only ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
Real talk
Real talk
#86 to #5 - vonspyder (05/21/2013) [-]
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#58 to #5 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
That is one of the best gifs I have seen in a while. Thumb couse of trigun. I am surprised if there isnt a yaranaika face alteration of this. Would be humorous.
#85 to #5 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
that's the best username I seen in a while.
User avatar #9 to #4 - kuchikirukia ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
DBZ is a cartoon, not "anime."
#16 to #9 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
"It's not anime because I don't like it!"

Flawless logic.
User avatar #17 to #16 - kuchikirukia ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
It's a children's cartoon.
Dub the Smurfs into Japanese and that doesn't make it "anime."
#49 to #17 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
Anime is animated shows produced by and targeted mainly at japanese audiences.

Made by the japanese, for the japanese. Anime.

Avatar is not an anime, it is a cartoon.

Shinchan is not a cartoon, it is an anime.
User avatar #78 to #49 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [-]
WAIT WHOA WHOA Avatar isn't an anime?

well titty ****

i thought it came from Japan.
#77 to #17 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
as others must have told you, DBZ is an anime you ignorant moron. Get your facts straight before commenting. If you had the brains to do even a little research, you'd know that Akira Toriyama is the maker of the ANIME known as dragonball z and it originated in japan as an ANIME. Yes its a "cartoon" but still, all anime technically are.
User avatar #97 to #77 - kuchikirukia ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
And why would I be speaking on such a boring level?

Anime isn't set apart from western animation simply because of where it's drawn. Anime has a host of stylistic differences in artwork, character development, plot, and tone. DBZ, with its retardedly simplistic one-dimensional characters and complete absence of plot, doesn't really meet the standard.

DB and DBZ may have been revolutionary when they first aired, but later anime built on that foundation and improved it to a degree that it's an insult to group them together under the same heading. DBZ is now more akin to a western cartoon than anything coming out of Japan.
But DBZ is probably the only Japanese animation you've ever watched, so you wouldn't know this.
#126 to #97 - Rascal (02/11/2014) [-]
your argument becomes invalid when a massive fan base LIKES the show. and for DBZ being a "Cartoon" and Not a "anime" if it wasn't for DBZ, we almost wouldn't have this industry (at least to a Major Industry).
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User avatar #43 to #17 - pooplol (05/21/2013) [-]
its not an anime because its not made in japan.
#121 to #43 - Rascal (05/22/2013) [-]
Are you stupid? Anime is made in every country, it's a genre, retarded **** .
User avatar #51 to #43 - mattmuch (05/21/2013) [-]
Not sure if serious
User avatar #52 to #51 - pooplol (05/21/2013) [-]
Anime (Japanese: アニメ?, [a.ni.me] ( listen); i/ˈænɨmeɪ/ or /ˈɑːnɨmeɪ/) are JAPANESE ANIMATED productions featuring hand-drawn or computer animation.
User avatar #55 to #54 - pooplol (05/21/2013) [-]
oh ok, no i was talking about him talking about smurfs
User avatar #53 to #51 - mattmuch (05/21/2013) [-]
I thought you were talking to the guy talking about Dragonball. My bad.
#127 to #17 - bonkhudsonsoft (02/24/2014) [-]
Here's what you sound like to me: "DBZ is influential, but it's a "cartoon" that shouldn't be watched by ANYONE! Especially Anime Fans!"

Is that the new, hip thing now? Is that what the kids are doing? Hating on popular s*** to get noticed?!

Boy 1: oh, wow KUCHIKIRUKIA, hating on popular S*** makes you so cool, i gonna hate on it too, you know, Just to get some Attention!

Stop Ignoring the success of the show and how people (a ton) like it. Are you satisfied by exposing a flaw in the show just for self-contempt?

This PERFECTLY describes you. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hater

#93 to #17 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
You're only digging yourself deeper you anime elitist
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#123 to #64 - weaboo (05/22/2013) [-]
hey
User avatar #10 to #9 - awesomedewd (05/21/2013) [-]
Implying anime aren't cartoons.
#13 to #9 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
Japanese cartoon based on manga, with many of the ideals of a shonen manga
sounds like an anime to me...
#15 to #9 - Rascal (05/21/2013) [-]
........Are you serious?
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