cow

#13 - slyve

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(10/08/2012)[-]

Jokes on you, I'd **** both.

#52 to #13 - unhappyface

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(10/08/2012)[-]

#277 to #13 - bulldogsown

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(10/08/2012)[-]

Are you down cow?

#380 to #277 - gangjaman

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(10/09/2012)[-]

pretty sure she's up

#71 to #13 - EjaculationMan

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(10/08/2012)[-]

jokes on you, i'd eat both.

#406 to #71 - scotlandspie

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(10/09/2012)[-]

Wait, you're telling me it's been 6 hours and no ones told you they're a vegetarian?

#517 to #71 - jellybob

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(10/09/2012)[-]

How dare you say something like that? I'm a Vegetarian, and as a Vegetarian I believe that those who are not Vegetarians (like me) should become vegetarians (like me) so that the cruel inumane torture of those beautiful cows, pigs, chickens, turkeys, goats, dogs, cats, ducks, rabbits, and other beautiful animals loved by Vegetarians (like me) so we can all live in harmony and peace and vegetarian prosperity.

please get the joke

#518 to #517 - EjaculationMan

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(10/09/2012)[-]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

#522 to #518 - jellybob

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(10/09/2012)[-]

WHAT, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT YOU LITTLE CUNT MUFFIN? i'LL HAVE YOU KNOW i'M TYPING WITH CAPSLOCK ******* ON. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT MEANS I'M GODDAMN ANGRY AND WILL MAKE THE REMAINDER OF YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE LIFE AN ABSOLUTE HELL! THE LEVEL OF SUFFERING YOU WILL ENDURE SHALL BE LEGENDARY EVEN AMONGST THE LEGIONS OF HELL ITSELF! I'M ALSO USING CAPS TO DISGUISE THAT I DON'T RECALL ANY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO THAT COPYPASTA. HAVE A NICE NIGHT!

#523 to #522 - EjaculationMan

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(10/09/2012)[-]

#519 to #518 - scotlandspie

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(10/09/2012)[-]

Hey buttered nipple soup! I warned you of this very particular predicament! And I laugh at you in your face like a gay French man, but first let me tell you what I think of scum like you. Using some one else's originality? I'd love to see you try and steal mine! It's impossible! I'm literally baking a loaf at how hard it would be! And don't you go and think your buttery fingers could grasp my particular argument!! Oh No I don't even lift my finger to that one buddy. You absolute conundrum of a query! I will tear you apart with literary terms even the dictionary can't comprehend, Buckaroo! So have at it, take the first swing!

#520 to #519 - EjaculationMan

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(10/09/2012)[-]

#521 to #520 - scotlandspie

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(10/09/2012)[-]

#78 to #71 - haaaxderp

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(10/08/2012)[-]

I'd eat the hell out of the Japanese one.

#283 to #78 - anon id: 312c0e12

Reply0

(10/08/2012)[-]

I, for one, want to know why the hell he's being thumbed down.
I would too.

#294 to #283 - anon id: cf227a4a

Reply0

(10/08/2012)[-]

Probably because he is practically restating the same comment but without the funny

#399 to #294 - bronycurious

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(10/09/2012)[-]

i think everyone is missing the joke. "eating out" is slang for oral sex on the vagina, thus, "i would eat the japanese one" means he would perform the act of fellatio on her.

<cant find a suitable picture, so heres this.

#435 to #399 - robertootrebor

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(10/09/2012)[-]

My good sir, I provide this information with the utmost respect, but if I'm not mistaken "fellatio" refers to the male genitalia, whereas cunnilingus refers to the female genitalia.

A good day to you, sir.

#440 to #435 - bronycurious

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(10/09/2012)[-]

....that was obviously a joke i made and totally not me being completely retarded.

#515 to #440 - jellybob

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(10/09/2012)[-]

here's a...well, dumber version of that pic

#472 to #399 - wrpen

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(10/09/2012)[-]

Actually, I think that's the wordplay EjaculationMan was making.

#477 to #472 - bronycurious

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(10/09/2012)[-]

oh i see now. i thought he just meant he would cannablize her.

#501 to #477 - EjaculationMan

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(10/09/2012)[-]

i meant both, to eat the cow as in food and to eat the japanese cow as in to eat her out.

#525 to #501 - onceapiece

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(10/09/2012)[-]

Oh, I thought you meant you would eat them both out. Hmmm, maybe some people AREN'T attracted to cows. Interesting.

#526 to #472 - haaaxderp

Reply0

(10/09/2012)[-]

I thought he literally meant eating as in consuming, because of the picture he used.

#439 to #399 - cumeater [OP]

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(10/09/2012)[-]

lol, haha
source please!

#436 to #399 - captainrattrap

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#11 - kevinobody

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(10/08/2012)[-]

#19 to #11 - gwynn

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#1 - fedegon

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(10/08/2012)[-]

And I even know exactly where this is from.
It has sex.
Lots of cow sex.

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#6 to #2 - astickywhale

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(10/08/2012)[-]

GOD DAMMIT SAUCE? i remember it but i cant remember the name.

#7 to #6 - astickywhale

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(10/08/2012)[-]

ignore that.

#15 to #1 - roelrollx

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(10/08/2012)[-]

that was a 10/10 hentai i would read it again, for the sexual thrill.

#54 to #15 - theolor

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(10/08/2012)[-]

#4 to #1 - cumeater [OP]

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(10/08/2012)[-]

sauce? please!!

#5 to #4 - fedegon

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(10/08/2012)[-]

#8 to #5 - cumeater [OP]

Reply+10

(10/08/2012)[-]

yes yes yeeesss

#9 to #8 - fedegon

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(10/08/2012)[-]

Let the masturbation spread itself then.

#48 to #5 - salai

Reply+8

(10/08/2012)[-]

I really want to know what drugs the creator was taking
And I want some of them

#137 to #5 - trainerhack

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(10/08/2012)[-]

never seen so many comment favorites

#140 to #137 - fedegon

Reply+4

(10/08/2012)[-]

I feel proud of myself for aiding so much penises to stand up for the same cause!

#184 to #140 - readthisbackwards

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(10/08/2012)[-]

Would be a shame if that comment got deleted, No?

#185 to #184 - fedegon

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(10/08/2012)[-]

The thumbs and faves don't matter, what is important is that people fapped, and they enjoyed it!

#321 to #5 - shitshitshit#40 on commentsRank#40

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(10/08/2012)[-]

annnnndddd, saved

#116 to #5 - EjaculationMan

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(10/08/2012)[-]

#142 to #116 - azsx

Reply0

(10/08/2012)[-]

from?

#49 - mummer

Reply+41

(10/08/2012)[-]

i'd totally **** the one on the left!

#57 to #49 - redwolfradolf

Reply+30

(10/08/2012)[-]

yeah me too wait..............whut?

#79 to #49 - spacepimp

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(10/08/2012)[-]

how hard?

#80 to #79 - mummer

Reply+11

(10/08/2012)[-]

Until she Moooans!!

#227 - mrhelmetman

Reply+32

(10/08/2012)[-]

I'm so glad I found a relevant post to put this into.

#58 - redwolfradolf

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(10/08/2012)[-]

Better keep them safe from Wolves......

#105 to #58 - flutter**User deleted account**

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#111 to #105 - redwolfradolf

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(10/08/2012)[-]

You take the cow.
I'm the one who has the booze.
(wolves love booze)

#114 to #111 - flutter**User deleted account**

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#59 to #58 - anon id: 6bb0441e

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(10/08/2012)[-]

i **** the wolves and the cow

#218 - Bohya

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(10/08/2012)[-]

**Bohya rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Marilyn Monroe **

<-- American cow.

#224 to #218 - tchpookie

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(10/08/2012)[-]

yes

#72 - melonwaffle

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(10/08/2012)[-]

#74 to #72 - indeedaleedoo

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(10/08/2012)[-]

Yes... plot....

#235 to #74 - deliciousdee

Reply+1

(10/08/2012)[-]

Hmmm...Heroic Age?

#75 to #72 - munzaak

Reply0

(10/08/2012)[-]

What episode was this? I'm pretty sure I watched all the SAO episodes but I don't remember that ass

#94 to #75 - Rukioish

Reply0

(10/08/2012)[-]

The one with the blue haired chick who's got guild mates getting murdered in safe zones. It's like 7 or 8.

#117 to #94 - munzaak

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(10/08/2012)[-]

Oh the murder.. Can't wait for ALO

#145 to #117 - Rukioish

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(10/08/2012)[-]

me too man... 14 was so good.

#285 to #117 - melonwaffle

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(10/08/2012)[-]

oh god it will be sooo awesome

#424 - cnyeguy

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(10/09/2012)[-]

This explains everything

sauce : i dunno