Apply burn heal now and prepare to fight. . It Pretty pathetic: Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light-. Nobody ever loses to these random trainers, but they say some cool stuff if you do


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#3 - extendingarm (01/21/2014) [-]
Nobody ever loses to these random trainers, but they say some cool stuff if you do
#21 to #3 - yuukoku (01/22/2014) [-]
I was always wondering how much amazing dialogue is just lost because we never lose to them. For all we know, the first trainer you battle could have strange hentai quotes as his victory text.
#5 to #3 - iforgotmypasswords (01/22/2014) [-]
Holy **** , that has to be the best line of dialogue in Pokémon history
#6 to #5 - stripey (01/22/2014) [-]
as if that's better than brock's drying pan line   
get real
as if that's better than brock's drying pan line

get real
User avatar #47 to #6 - nicoquitemad (01/22/2014) [-]
What was it?
#52 to #51 - nicoquitemad (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh god.    
 That was magical.
Oh god.
That was magical.
User avatar #33 to #5 - seniorawesomesauce (01/22/2014) [-]
There's a trainer in X/Y that says "My body is ready!"

Also below there's an over 9000 reference.
User avatar #43 to #33 - nickypickle (01/22/2014) [-]
not to mention the hundreds of sexual innuendos in X/Y
#13 to #8 - sparkspirit (01/22/2014) [-]
Not too long ago, I battled a girl at the Battle Maison who spoke like the "I Can Has Cheeseburger" cat. I was thoroughly confused.
#22 to #13 - yuukoku (01/22/2014) [-]
That's a real reference. I saw it. I can confirm.

Trust me, I'm a ******* expert, now get me another beer.
#35 to #22 - hairibar (01/22/2014) [-]
What is it a reference to?

For some random **** I can't really exlain as I don't even know, something tells me it's from MLP
#65 to #64 - hairibar (01/23/2014) [-]
Woops, I guess.
#62 to #13 - virtigo (01/22/2014) [-]
I met her a while ago. Here you go!
User avatar #30 to #16 - blokrokker (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #55 to #4 - payseht ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
that's what my uncle said after he got out of prison
#36 to #4 - namdrut (01/22/2014) [-]
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#1 - hudis (01/21/2014) [-]
James for president pls
James for president pls
#38 to #1 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
not to mention hes rich as **** but gave it all up so he could live a life of adventure with Jessie. I cant remember for sure but I believe its also implied somewhere that hes a far better trainer and smarter than he lets on, but doesnt want to outshine jessie.

Thats some romance **** right there.
User avatar #10 to #1 - feelythefeel (01/22/2014) [-]
Even in his fantasies he can't get new clothes.
User avatar #11 to #10 - brobathehutt (01/22/2014) [-]
When you're sporting team rocket swag you don't need new clothes.
#26 - kustomforce (01/22/2014) [-]
fools you at the speed of light.
fools you at the speed of light.
User avatar #56 to #26 - alphagex (01/22/2014) [-]
okay this is very funny he already know team rocket is up to no good and he fall for that lol, 1 thing i never get they are hundred of pokemon much stronger then pikachu why not get something stronger?
#2 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
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#24 - chiopet (01/22/2014) [-]
surrender now or prepare to lose self-esteem
surrender now or prepare to lose self-esteem
#27 - theJackal (01/22/2014) [-]
Make this movie!
#34 - sirbrentcoe (01/22/2014) [-]
yep. downright pathetic.
User avatar #48 to #34 - nicoquitemad (01/22/2014) [-]
You're not 11!
#49 to #48 - sirbrentcoe (01/22/2014) [-]
nope. she's definitely not 11.
User avatar #37 to #34 - tripscausedthis (01/22/2014) [-]
I want to be on her
User avatar #39 to #37 - sirbrentcoe (01/22/2014) [-]
#31 - spizin ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
flagged for penis yes I am a faggot
#32 to #31 - armsdealer (01/22/2014) [-]
Wouldn't that mean you just posted a penis yourself?!?  It's ok, we love you regardless
Wouldn't that mean you just posted a penis yourself?!? It's ok, we love you regardless
User avatar #41 to #32 - fellmade (01/22/2014) [-]
Penisception ... dun dun duuuun
#12 - himommy (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 to #12 - stoicnick (01/22/2014) [-]
My female friend has that as my contact pic on her phone, butwhy?
User avatar #19 to #15 - arnolddusk (01/22/2014) [-]
because you have a little dick
User avatar #23 to #19 - stoicnick (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - lametitan (01/22/2014) [-]
These small group of people are hard to hypnotize..... one of my favorites
User avatar #60 to #17 - syndromes (01/22/2014) [-]
What the **** happened to Ash's voice?
#141 - thebellboy (01/27/2014) [-]
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#54 - naterpotater (01/22/2014) [-]
Get PWN3D n00b.
#14 - kingkoalaaaa (01/22/2014) [-]
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Team rocket yo
User avatar #58 to #14 - makotoitou (01/22/2014) [-]
Season 2 where
#25 to #20 - djjeroenski (01/22/2014) [-]
or in this case
#45 to #44 - jumperzero ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
hmmm.. thats weird... why can you still zoom in even though its a gif?
#50 to #45 - princessderpy (01/22/2014) [-]
because it is a .png...
User avatar #63 to #50 - jacksipian (01/22/2014) [-]
That show is the **** !
User avatar #125 to #63 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Well i did not, i did the 50's style drives, oh i need to go this direction.

Well I am special, i have issues with automatic doors, and sinks.
User avatar #126 to #125 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
I have trouble with automatic doors too, I've walked into them a few times and they didn't open for me, but they opened for my friends who were right next to me laughing their asses off. and I'm in Rhode Island which, if you know what that is, i can't just drive in some direction because I'll end up two states over in like, half an hour.
User avatar #127 to #126 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Well In the last 4 months, i have been in 5 states.
User avatar #128 to #127 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
just driving around? well i hope you've seen some interesting stuff with all that travelling.
User avatar #129 to #128 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Business, i did.
User avatar #130 to #129 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
oh cool, what business? and what did you see?
User avatar #131 to #130 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Varied, a wild walrus, a gimp trying to rob me, and much more!
User avatar #132 to #131 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
a wild walrus? was that in the bering sea? and is that gimp like the dominatrix fetish? because that would be really weird.
User avatar #133 to #132 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
yep, no a crippled dude with a crutch, and a gun.
User avatar #134 to #133 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
oh, THAT kind of gimp, that's kind of boring, all you'd have to do is kick the crutch away and he's falling like a sack of bricks. that is interesting though.
User avatar #135 to #134 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
I responded to him with, "Sweet! I would love a new gun!" he "ran" off.
User avatar #136 to #135 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
**** , you ARE Lina. that's awesome.
#139 to #136 - princessderpy (01/27/2014) [-]
ditto! Night night.
#140 to #139 - jacksipian (01/27/2014) [-]
Good night.
#138 to #137 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
well this was a nice long thread, it's been nice talking to you but i don't know what else to talk about. Have a nice night.
#111 to #63 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Sometimes my languages bleed together, when all is set for me to fail, I climb out on top!

I am a 3rd generation German immigrant in the usa.
#112 to #111 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
Oh sweet, that's cool, I'm German too, but I'm like the 5th or 6th generation after my French Hugenot ancestors came to America, I want to learn German but they don't teach it where i live unfortunately. And i like situations like that, i thrive under pressure.
#113 to #112 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
German master ra- wait! nevermind...

If you have a smart phone, they have free apps that compete with rosetta stone, or buy ones for under $20.

I hate situations like that,, but I can function flawlessly under pressure!
User avatar #114 to #113 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
it's ok, you can say German master race in America, no one cares here, you're not in the fatherland, people aren't sensitive about that here. but pressure makes things fun. and i have one of the old motorola razrs (you know, the REAL indestructible phones) so no apps for me.
User avatar #115 to #114 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
True, but NSA... **** it, I am probably on about 30 watch lists.

I just got a smart phone since my company does not make anymore casios that you can use as a hammer.

I make stuff fun =]
User avatar #116 to #115 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
everyone is on watchlists but that's alright, just don't look at cp and you should be fine, and i throw my phone down stairs to freak out smart phone people because they cant even drop their phones on a rug without cracking it and my phone stays fine. what stuff do you make fun?
User avatar #117 to #116 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Well i used to end calls by throwing my phone into a body of water, when people asked how strong is the phone i would throw it hard enough on the floor to bounce off the ceiling.

User avatar #118 to #117 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
i like being able to just snap my phone shut to hang up on people, its much better to be able to do that when you want to hang up angrily instead of just sliding a bar on a smartphone. making everything fun is definitely a talent though, i know a bunch of people who can't do that so well.
User avatar #119 to #118 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
i still throw my smart phone, press one button, then throw, on have one crack in the screen =D It was drop dropping it.
User avatar #120 to #119 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
alright, i just don't want to have to be too careful with it and i don't want to have to get a special case just so it won't break like my friends did, so i don't even want a smartphone.
User avatar #121 to #120 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
i love and hate mine.
User avatar #122 to #121 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
I can see that, did it take a while getting used to? all i really need is something to call and text with so i don't really need all the apps and stuff.
User avatar #123 to #122 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
i like the mapquest, instant gps, and you can find cool **** on trips.

Well if touch screens liked me, i would have had almost zero issue using them.
User avatar #124 to #123 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
why? they don't track right or something? and yeah, having all that stuff in one would be handy but i have all the individual stuff already so it doesn't really matter to me.
User avatar #97 to #81 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
I never thought I'd see the day when i met someone else on here who has a life, it's so rare. Did you just get it for christmas or something? is that why you have so few pictures on it?
User avatar #98 to #97 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
I bought it in alaska, after doing 5 months of bering sea fishing.
User avatar #100 to #98 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
wow, isn't fishing out there like, really dangerous? how was Alaska?
User avatar #101 to #100 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
That is why i wanted the contract, i had to see if it was that dangerous, it was not bad besides my employer stole $14k from my checks.
User avatar #102 to #101 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
did you sue him or anything? how can he just steal $14k from you? was it fun?
User avatar #103 to #102 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
i am working on it, I am allergic to fish [mildly just cannot eat it] but with the fast pace, and being covered in my only allergy, my blood pressure spiked, i said i needed to go to the doctor for blood pills to continue, they fired me because i missed too much work.

It was a blast besides i had to threaten quitting for a raise, basically if i went on a different boat i would have had the time of my life.
User avatar #104 to #103 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
That sucks that they fired you for that, but at least you had fun first, right? but not too many people take jobs they're allergic too so that's a bit of a weird choice i think.
User avatar #105 to #104 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
I do not let anything stop me from living life the way i see fit.
User avatar #106 to #105 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
well that's a good attitude to have, you must have a fun life.
User avatar #107 to #106 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Honestly it is quite ****** up, i could tell you the sad sack story of my life, but i would rather just make my life the best I can.
User avatar #108 to #107 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
That's all you can do, making your life the best you can is what it's all about
#109 to #108 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Then again I have had people wish for mein life, but it is all because of what i do in **** situations!

Mother of mein gott! I might just be Lina in this world!
#110 to #109 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
That's awesome, people wish they were me too actually, think everyone does even if they don't say it. what do you do in **** situations? and are you german? or did you just want to talk like that?
User avatar #99 to #98 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
that was in oktobre.
#82 to #81 - jacksipian (01/25/2014) [-]
Very well then, I'll go watch it first chance i get.
#83 to #82 - princessderpy (01/25/2014) [-]
Well i would probably be lina.
#84 to #83 - princessderpy (01/25/2014) [-]
The Beautiful Genius Sorceress Lina Inverse** to be exact.
#86 to #84 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
Also i think you might've forgotten to put "short" somewhere in there lol
and I'll avoid the small boob jokes
#88 to #87 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
ok, not short, uh, let's just go with what you said earlier... don't kill me
ok, not short, uh, let's just go with what you said earlier... don't kill me
#89 to #88 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
That is what i thought!
#90 to #89 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
so how many pictures of lina do you have? and what other shows do you watch?
User avatar #92 to #90 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Uh, a little of this, a little of that, i do not like a whole lot of shows.
User avatar #93 to #92 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
wow, i figured you had more than that, but why don't you like a lot of shows? not enough lina in them?
User avatar #94 to #93 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
oh i have tons more, just new pc.

that and too many shows suck, i mean i like supernatural, hellsing, desert punk, and a couple others.

I prefer reality, and free roam games.
User avatar #95 to #94 - jacksipian (01/26/2014) [-]
ok, that makes more sense, and yeah, stuff like hellsing is awesome too. Since when does anyone on funnyjunk prefer reality? what are you crazy? jk but the graphics are pretty good and the main character is awesome in my case, that is...
User avatar #96 to #95 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Usually I am rarely online, just winter, and what not.

I have more lina on my phone than my pc right now xD
#91 to #90 - princessderpy (01/26/2014) [-]
Not enough, 40+ on this computer
#85 to #84 - jacksipian (01/25/2014) [-]
You can be Lina, because Gourry is the best!
and with all of your lina pictures, i sure hope it would be her or you would have a lot of wasted space lol
#67 to #63 - princessderpy (01/24/2014) [-]
hell yea it is!
#68 to #67 - jacksipian (01/24/2014) [-]
The show starts off fast and there's always something happening, it's one of my favorite shows.
#69 to #68 - princessderpy (01/24/2014) [-]
I hope they make more seasons, since the last one was only a few years ago.
#70 to #69 - jacksipian (01/24/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, that would be awesome, they should definitely keep it going
#71 to #70 - princessderpy (01/25/2014) [-]
I'll drink to that!
#72 to #71 - jacksipian (01/25/2014) [-]
Hell yeah!
this is the only picture i could find with gourry and a cup in the same picture, apparently he just never drinks anything because finding just this picture was difficult
#73 to #72 - princessderpy (01/25/2014) [-]
I make my own reaction images.
#74 to #73 - jacksipian (01/25/2014) [-]
really? but i swear i remember seeing those scenes...
#75 to #74 - princessderpy (01/25/2014) [-]
Screen shots i did... not enough lina to find on google.
#76 to #75 - jacksipian (01/25/2014) [-]
ok, that makes more sense, i was thinking you handmade each picture which would be tough and time-consuming.
personally i think there isn't enough gourry on the internet
#77 to #76 - princessderpy (01/25/2014) [-]
Looks like it is time for you to make more
#78 to #77 - jacksipian (01/25/2014) [-]
i guess i need to.
oh look a reason to go rewatch slayers, but I'm not complaining lol
#79 to #78 - princessderpy (01/25/2014) [-]
I am waiting till i have enough dosh to buy all the slayers episodes and movies, to watch them a third time.
#80 to #79 - jacksipian (01/25/2014) [-]
Well you've watched it one more time than i have, i think i need to catch up.
#66 to #50 - jumperzero ONLINE (01/24/2014) [-]
i converted it to gif and it still allows you to zoom in. damned magnifying glass
#53 - crellow (01/22/2014) [-]
the girl's fw
#42 - suikerpapa (01/22/2014) [-]
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