A hex, obviously. . Thana' s Beater broke, . . Mother, you were making weird gestures. he that a hex? Or some kind of spasm? _. Tharja is best unit
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#15 - anon (07/11/2014) [-]
This game is literally tactical waifu simulator
User avatar #24 to #15 - killerliquid (07/11/2014) [-]
The whole franchise really
User avatar #58 to #24 - sladee (07/12/2014) [-]
How so? i'm playing radiant dawn and i haven't gotten too far due to the fact taht i suck mad dick
User avatar #87 to #58 - arenaferox (07/12/2014) [-]
I haven't played in a while. Umm try having enemies come and attack you first then retaliate.
Remember to have ranged units attack first and then have someone finish them off.
Remember to let your ranged units get some kills for the exp
Always use your healer whenever you can because leveling them is a pain(they fixed than in awakening)
Also, know that when you use spare experience in between maps it gives you the same amount of stats every time I think laguz benefit from this more than beorc I think they're called.
I haven't played that one in forever.
User avatar #60 to #58 - killerliquid (07/12/2014) [-]
I actually haven't played any of it but basically, you can choose to marry someone and you can have kids with em
User avatar #61 to #60 - sladee (07/12/2014) [-]
Alright then, any tips to not suck dick in the game?
User avatar #88 to #61 - abysmalshadow (07/12/2014) [-]
Try to pick guys off one at a time. The game lets you see how far your enemies can move and what tiles they can potentially attack on their turn, so try to avoid those tiles and let them come to you instead, or send in a tank to lure them out. Having the first strike is pretty important.
Also, a good thing to keep in mind is that stat gain is different using bonus experience than it is in from battle. Basically, bonus EXP level-ups are more effective on characters that already have some stats maxed out, and generally less effective otherwise.
User avatar #89 to #88 - sladee (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm on the part where you reach a temple/ruin entrance and you have to beat like 18 enemies it's extremely early because i really do suck
User avatar #91 to #89 - abysmalshadow (07/12/2014) [-]
Haven't played it in years, so I don't remember the battles, really. Is that around where you get Zihark?
User avatar #99 to #91 - sladee (07/12/2014) [-]
Wolf dude who seems op, some queen and an angel dude.
User avatar #63 to #61 - killerliquid (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't play strategy RPGs
User avatar #76 to #60 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/12/2014) [-]
That only applies to this game. Couldn't do that in any other Fire Emblem.

Plus, the children thing here is really only brought up because of the time travel shenanigans in the story.
User avatar #77 to #76 - killerliquid (07/12/2014) [-]
alrighty then
User avatar #93 to #24 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Not really, no.

The support system, while integral to the modern iterations of the series, has never been as important as it has been until Fire Emblem: Awakening. I both like and hate this feature as it pretty much dictates to the player that they must pair-off, while in the previous installments it wasn't even a feature.

Fire Emblem: Awakening did a lot of things right in terms of showing the user the actual growth instead of just having to look at a bar before and after the battle. I just didn't like how unbalanced the children were (i.e almost always OP as **** ) and how one-note some characters were (if that thief mentions sweet **** one more ******* time).
User avatar #147 to #15 - animedudej ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
is it fire emblem? i cant get into those games... i broke down when i let a little girl die in Awakening
User avatar #149 to #147 - animedudej ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
she was frail but a good healer i think so i kept her on the frontlines behind some dudes back... but he got wounded or something so they got seperated... she didnt stand a chance :'(
#79 to #15 - thechosentroll (07/12/2014) [-]
And it's the only reason I've ever wanted to own a 3DS.
#46 to #15 - pyrothermal (07/12/2014) [-]
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
#73 to #15 - talonwooten (07/12/2014) [-]
It's not like I made this for you... B-Baka
#39 - DudeTRHS (07/11/2014) [-]
MFW I find out there is hentai where Noire impregnates herself in her own mother.
Dark Magic and Hexes are hella strange
User avatar #47 to #39 - Zedotelhado (07/12/2014) [-]
Share it, you magnificient bastard.
#54 to #52 - Zedotelhado (07/12/2014) [-]
Thank you very much. Have some Total War shenanigans.
User avatar #154 to #52 - zonryu (07/12/2014) [-]
saved
#67 to #39 - Mr Unsmiley (07/12/2014) [-]
>tfw I read that hentai before
>tfw I read that hentai before
#48 - ninjabadger (07/12/2014) [-]
Pick a god and pray
User avatar #103 to #48 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Favorite weak character, right there.
User avatar #124 to #103 - ninjabadger (07/12/2014) [-]
Wouldn't get to have strong ones without this magnificent son of a bitch for the early game.

At least not when you're playing the harder modes (classic ftw).
User avatar #125 to #124 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Okay yes, he is the savior in early Lunatic/Hard mode. But as everyone knows, every early Paladin becomes weak in the end (except Seth. What the **** , Seth? You're breaking the laws of Fire Emblem).

Oh and yes, classic for the win.
User avatar #126 to #125 - ninjabadger (07/12/2014) [-]
Don't get me started with Seth, that red headed op ************ . Even came with his own princess.

User avatar #127 to #126 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Seth is the freaking best. And he is Stoic as **** .

You know that tower? That really cool, multi-level tower where you go just to grind and have fun? I beat that entire thing with two characters. Guess which one wasn't the healer?

Oh, and let's not forget another OP ************ in Sacred Stones. You might know him as one of the BEST LORDS IN FIRE EMBLEM HISTORY. Ephraim. Ephraim makes Erika look like a pussy. Actually, she is a pussy. No matter what you do. Ephraim stormed and entire castle with only three horsemen. 4 GUYS.

Sacred Stones was awesome. Fire Emblem is awesome. Shadow Dragon was meh. *mic drop*
User avatar #155 to #127 - altari ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I knew i wasn't the only one who thought Ephraim was a boss. I think Lloyd is the best though because he kicks ass when you finally get him.
User avatar #156 to #155 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
You can't get Lloyd in Sacred Stones.
User avatar #157 to #156 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh wait wait. Wrong game.

Same statement. You can't get Lloyd in Rekka no Ken (or just Fire Emblem).
User avatar #158 to #157 - altari ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Woops. I meant to Say Lyon. The black mage dude.
User avatar #159 to #158 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Never played the creature campaign. Was it any good?
User avatar #160 to #159 - altari ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
It was mostly just grinding and getting any support convos you didn't get. Other than getting some of the main enemies to use, it wasn't all that great. You could buy (just about) any item you wanted though.
User avatar #161 to #160 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Heh, sounds like Fire Emblem:Awakening in it's entirety.

I might try it if I want to go back to Sacred Stones.
#129 to #127 - ninjabadger (07/12/2014) [-]
Only Fire Emblems I've enjoyed were Sacred Stones and Awakening.

User avatar #130 to #129 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
I don't like the grinding ones as much as I do the structured ones.

Shadow Dragon <<< Radiant Dawn < Sacred Stones < Awakening < Path of Radiance < 7. I need to play the translated oldies sometime

Mind you, after Shadow Dragon they're all pretty similar in how much I like them. Shadow Dragon was really disappointing.
User avatar #133 to #130 - ninjabadger (07/12/2014) [-]
I haven't even heard of it, so that's good I guess.

I've heard some good things about Radiant dawn.
User avatar #135 to #133 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Of course, you would have to play Path of Radiance before you play Radiant Dawn.

It was a good two-part game, though.
User avatar #164 to #135 - sketchE (07/12/2014) [-]
i want radient dawn just so i can have more of nephenee. her and mia took down the entire last level alone in path of radience
#12 - nyanturtwig (07/11/2014) [-]
Tharja is best unit
#43 to #12 - twilightdusk (07/12/2014) [-]
I like your picture in concept, but thumbed down because it did not include best waifu.
#51 to #43 - nyanturtwig (07/12/2014) [-]
&gt;Miriel
>Miriel
User avatar #92 to #51 - arenaferox (07/12/2014) [-]
Also I'm sure all the love for Tharja is partly due to the amount of porn of her.
User avatar #134 to #92 - pulluspardus (07/12/2014) [-]
Tharja (Sallya) 1/7 Figure Unboxing
and the fact that the developers made this
User avatar #136 to #134 - pulluspardus (07/12/2014) [-]
or officially allowed this to be made
#90 to #51 - arenaferox (07/12/2014) [-]
As far as stats go miriel is a magical beserker
Only off set by her low hp and def which is fixed by a seraph robe or two
Tharja is good as well since Nosferatu and def

As for the character I just like the sciency lady more than the creepy hex girl with an obsession over the avatar.
Nowi and tharja support convos so sad -> spoiler: nowi's parent are dead
so in my current run through I put Miriel with MC and Tharja with Henry
User avatar #70 to #12 - retardedowl (07/12/2014) [-]
tharja + MC = beast morgan
#65 - Mr Unsmiley (07/12/2014) [-]
>see Fire Emblem Awakening content
>swell with nostalgia
User avatar #101 to #65 - nommonsterbaa (07/12/2014) [-]
**** I'm playing this right now, was stoked to see anything about Fire Emblem on funnyjunk
User avatar #131 to #65 - pulluspardus (07/12/2014) [-]
Nostalgia? do you find a barely 2 year old game nostalgic?
User avatar #168 to #131 - Mr Unsmiley (07/12/2014) [-]
someone didn't read the comments below
#81 to #65 - rundas (07/12/2014) [-]
1-year old nostalgia
User avatar #82 to #81 - Mr Unsmiley (07/12/2014) [-]
>4 tedious runthroughs of the game
You bet your ass.
#83 to #82 - rundas (07/12/2014) [-]
That game was glorious. I just wish they made story-arc DLC instead of a bunch of maps
User avatar #84 to #83 - Mr Unsmiley (07/12/2014) [-]
I was excited about the DLC, especially for the supports between Kjelle and Severa , but when I saw that each one was $6.99, I said **** it.
#85 to #84 - rundas (07/12/2014) [-]
There's so many cool things they could have done, if they released like mini-campaigns with actual characters instead of the "cards" or whatever that **** was
User avatar #16 - jmmora ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
joke is that Noire is watching her own birth (Noire is Tharja's daughter which comes from the future)
#31 - afrogeist (07/11/2014) [-]
Cordelia for best girl.
#34 to #31 - anon (07/11/2014) [-]
olivia was the best
User avatar #40 to #34 - wazoowonseventeen (07/11/2014) [-]
As a swordmaster, yes
#62 to #31 - joshthekiwi (07/12/2014) [-]
she loves chrom more than you. Anna is best one
#86 to #72 - joshthekiwi (07/12/2014) [-]
***** I am talking **** about your waifu. You will always be 2nd to Chrom.
#100 to #86 - afrogeist (07/12/2014) [-]
While I respect your opinions, and ignore the urge to tell you that your waifu is a **** ( she may not be, who am I to judge another person's decision); I like to think that after she marries my unit she gets over Chrom. Then again I'm arguing with some random person over the internet about fictional wives... Good talk.
#152 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
I ******* love Fire Emblem Awakening.
#153 to #152 - oneaboveall (07/12/2014) [-]
Definitely one of my favourite games
#112 - thatguyontheright (07/12/2014) [-]
First Run through Awakening, I didn't realize it, but I inadvertently paired Fredrick and Nowi. Had never played Fire Emblem before, I had no idea this could happen.

#25 - protomanrulezz (07/11/2014) [-]
Nah is best Manakette
User avatar #104 to #25 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
She's way better than her mom, that's for sure.
#106 to #104 - protomanrulezz (07/12/2014) [-]
Nowi is kinda cute
User avatar #109 to #106 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Blegh, you go for loli's?

Fae and Nah at least didn't wear skimpy and out-of-place clothing. Sheesh.


User avatar #111 to #109 - protomanrulezz (07/12/2014) [-]
No I found nowi cute, but didn't wed her to avatar. I can only make her marry Ricken or Donnel and not feel weird.
My first game was Lissa.
#107 to #25 - xxiixx (07/12/2014) [-]
Tiki will forever be best gril.
#108 to #107 - protomanrulezz (07/12/2014) [-]
>Implying best girl isn't Lissa
#113 to #108 - xxiixx (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm not implying it at all. I said it.
#115 to #114 - xxiixx (07/12/2014) [-]
Enjoy your 2nd tier waifu.
User avatar #116 to #115 - protomanrulezz (07/12/2014) [-]
you're avatar will die of old age before Tiki reaches her mid age life.
User avatar #119 to #116 - xxiixx (07/12/2014) [-]
Your avatar will die of old age before Lissa does.
User avatar #120 to #119 - protomanrulezz (07/12/2014) [-]
well yeah
but
but...
User avatar #121 to #120 - xxiixx (07/12/2014) [-]
You get as much lovin in while you can. It is better to love and be hurt than to never love at all.
User avatar #122 to #121 - protomanrulezz (07/12/2014) [-]
time to cry
User avatar #132 to #108 - perform (07/12/2014) [-]
Agreeed. Lissa is best grill.
User avatar #59 to #25 - joshthekiwi (07/12/2014) [-]
just gonna say it before anybody says it, nah.
#78 to #59 - protomanrulezz (07/12/2014) [-]
ur a cheeky cunt
#64 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
The GBA Fire Emblems were the best IMO
#137 - copycopy (07/12/2014) [-]
<3 Cordelia
User avatar #138 to #137 - copycopy (07/12/2014) [-]
Also what is everyone's friend code? I want more teams.
User avatar #28 - penquinsolder (07/11/2014) [-]
If this a game, if so can I have source?
#69 to #28 - Mr Unsmiley (07/12/2014) [-]
There is Monster Hunter for 3DS, and there is Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
You have your Pokemans and what have you.

And then there is Fire Emblem Awakening.
User avatar #102 to #28 - masonhawke (07/12/2014) [-]
Fire Emblem Awakening for the 3DS
User avatar #30 to #28 - greyshirt (07/11/2014) [-]
It's one of the newer Fire Emblem games, pretty sure it's for the 3ds but I can't remember the name.
User avatar #29 to #28 - cescon (07/11/2014) [-]
Fire Emblem Awakening, amazing rpg for 3DS
User avatar #41 to #29 - wazoowonseventeen (07/11/2014) [-]
Fire Emblem Awakening, amazing rpg for 3DS

Turn-Based Strategy
User avatar #144 to #41 - cescon (07/12/2014) [-]
its still an rpg, its not just one or the other. you can get married and take on the role of specific job classes. Also its quoted as a "Turn based tactical RPG" on multiple sources such as ign and wiki.
User avatar #169 to #144 - wazoowonseventeen (07/12/2014) [-]
My mistake, should have put both
User avatar #45 to #41 - trandhal (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you need to play the other games in the serie to understand awakening, or can you start with it?
User avatar #75 to #45 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/12/2014) [-]
It makes occasional references to things in past games, but it explains them well enough that you don't need to to play them to understand the references.
User avatar #71 to #45 - retardedowl (07/12/2014) [-]
no. most of the games are not in relation to each other except for 1,2 6 and 7 if i recall
User avatar #56 to #45 - carefree (07/12/2014) [-]
I started with it. It was pretty fantastic.
#142 - idkijustdo ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
animemanga channel? wat admittedly there are anime and manga made but still
User avatar #17 - dervishofwin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Anyone know if there's a working 3DS emulator? Friend wants to play this game but can't afford a 3DS.
#19 to #17 - anon (07/11/2014) [-]
Quick tip: Google.
User avatar #23 to #17 - soupkittenagain (07/11/2014) [-]
I don't think there is one out yet.
User avatar #42 to #17 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
There's not. There's a fake one thats pretty popular though, so watch out.
There likely wont be a 3DS emulator for a long time.
User avatar #49 to #44 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Yea, thats the one I was taking about.
#50 to #49 - twilightdusk (07/12/2014) [-]
so what's it actually do? some kinda malware I guess?
User avatar #57 to #50 - sladee (07/12/2014) [-]
Some stupid ass surveys to fetch your cell number and money.

User avatar #53 to #50 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Honestly I never downloaded it to find out.
I know for sure it's fake though, because I've been hearing news about progress people are making on emulating the 3DS. Only recently have people been able to rip ROMs from the cartridges, or emulate homebrew apps. That fake emulator has been around long before.

Also I just found this on Reddit that claims it asks for a credit card number. And people in the comments are saying what I said, there wont be a 3DS emulator for a long time.
www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1uvhx6/fake_3ds_emulator/
User avatar #94 to #17 - siveon (07/12/2014) [-]
Lookathimlookathimandlaugh.jpg
User avatar #150 to #17 - icedcarbon (07/12/2014) [-]
There is a debugger, so it is possible to have an emulator. Until then we just have to wait for the good guys trying to get one done.

Some people will say it's impossible because BIOS is secured with some code this and code that... just a bunch ******* ... every console has that sort of thing and its not a security system. Several years ago, some assholes were saying the same thing about PS2... and today we have an almost perfect PS2 emulator.

Depending on the people working on it, to get a decent emulator it will take a long time... I say around 3 years and we'll have something that should run a few games.
#55 - bluwizard (07/12/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** mfw when i played that fire emblem and my character and 			*******		 Donnel were Gods among mortals and the Lords sucked harder than Pamela Anderson when she's dehydrated
**bluwizard rolled image** mfw when i played that fire emblem and my character and ******* Donnel were Gods among mortals and the Lords sucked harder than Pamela Anderson when she's dehydrated
User avatar #66 to #55 - beasert (07/12/2014) [-]
I finally managed to get Donnel on par with the rest of my party level-wise. Dude's a one man army now.
#68 to #66 - bluwizard (07/12/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** Iron ******* axe and he one shots everything, i went max level villager (whatever) then jumped him to merc. He has better Luck, str, hp, def, skill and spd, than anyone at the same level at any point during my playthrough. Runner up was my own character and he wrecked house with spells long before they got to his sword arm.
User avatar #163 to #68 - sketchE (07/12/2014) [-]
i paired donnel up with lisa. owain was my one man kill team. i mean most of the kids could solo the final level on their own but owain with instakill and gale force was wrecking ****
User avatar #1 - internetexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
If that's a masturbation joke of sorts , it's a really poor one.
User avatar #146 to #1 - animedudej ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
what is a 3rd grader (or lower) doing here?!


***** thats 4th grader **** right there unless you're some un-educated schmuck
User avatar #165 to #1 - chokolocco ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Fcking haters dont even know their place.
They be hatin cuz youre explain and **** .
Water breaking IS AN EXPRESSION. and it wouldnt fcking make sense to a german if he didn't know such an expression before hand. All that "but rather a medical thing involving the amniotic sac that encloses the baby in the womb tearing open having the amniotic water leak out. " is just Swagloon tryna sound smartass. He has no right to tell you "But I would figure you don't know much about women or children or about reproduction." Anyway you might have went over with justifying your lack of knowledge, but they exaggerated at being faggots. Respect man
User avatar #167 to #165 - internetexplain (07/12/2014) [-]
Well thanks m8
but soon you'll be drowning in red pinkies with me , because everyone is just circle jerking at this point.
User avatar #33 to #1 - xdiabolicx (07/11/2014) [-]
Poor excuse for internetexplain. Retire your name while you still have a shred of dignity left.
User avatar #36 to #33 - internetexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
what if some random gentleman of color came up to you and said random **** like that after you said " I didnt understand X , so I assume Y "
You would probably give as much of a **** as I would : enough to reply , but not enough to care.
User avatar #35 to #33 - internetexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
***** the amount of green pinkies I get daily cancels this entire thread out 3 times over.
#145 to #35 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Did it ever occur to you that after failing to get an obvious joke that you should just stop trying to make excuses in pathetic attempts to save face?

I'm Finnish. I got it. It's not that you're German. It's that you're an idiot.
User avatar #97 to #1 - rokkarokkaali (07/12/2014) [-]
>explain account
>not explaining ****
User avatar #37 to #1 - feelythefeel (07/11/2014) [-]
How does being twelve feel?
User avatar #38 to #37 - internetexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
you tell me.
User avatar #20 to #1 - jokexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
you have disappointed me.
User avatar #21 to #20 - internetexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
If I were good at understanding jokes , I would be you.
User avatar #22 to #20 - internetexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
Also , take into considering that I am german.
Stereotypes are loosely based on reality afterall.
User avatar #2 to #1 - teranin (07/11/2014) [-]
It's a pregnancy joke
#10 to #2 - letrollzor ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
#3 to #1 - swagloon (07/11/2014) [-]
***** you just went full retard.
#32 to #3 - BloodAwaits (07/11/2014) [-]
Here, have this.
Here, have this.
User avatar #4 to #3 - internetexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
>implying you got it before looking at OPs response
User avatar #5 to #4 - swagloon (07/11/2014) [-]
Is this your new thing? Being an obnoxious cunt? Of ******* course people know about someone's water breaking lmgtfy.com/?q=my+water+just+broke.
User avatar #6 to #5 - internetexplain (07/11/2014) [-]
>implying I'm a native english speaker
Different languages usually dont ******* share the same expressions *****
User avatar #7 to #6 - swagloon (07/11/2014) [-]
Water breaking is not really an expression but rather a medical thing involving the amniotic sac that encloses the baby in the womb tearing open having the amniotic water leak out.
But I would figure you don't know much about women or children or about reproduction.
#8 to #7 - bangala (07/11/2014) [-]
That last part was ice cold. Oh and just in case the explain needs this explained   swagloon is saying you don't get the sex.
That last part was ice cold. Oh and just in case the explain needs this explained swagloon is saying you don't get the sex.
#13 to #7 - harrywarden (07/11/2014) [-]
That 			*******		 burn.
That ******* burn.
#166 to #7 - chokolocco ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Ohhh gtfo you little cunt. What you think this is a perfect chance to get some ****** offenses up against someone who's got trend-down-thumbed?
User avatar #74 to #7 - archmagestudios (07/12/2014) [-]
watchoutwegotabadassoverhere.meme
#26 to #7 - anon (07/11/2014) [-]
Damn 			*****		 you went hard on the paint.
Damn ***** you went hard on the paint.
User avatar #148 - fegut (07/12/2014) [-]
Gotta wife that **** up tight. I do love crazy!
#143 - thelastnoodle (07/12/2014) [-]
There is never enough Fire Emblem content. (Noire is best by the way.)
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