Mr Door

#1 - jinjenkins#429 on commentsRank#429

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(09/18/2017)[-]

That went much more wholesome than i expected
Herecomesmaverick, i believe this is your departement

#2 - redusagi

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(09/18/2017)[-]

was expecting 9/11

#18 to #2 - Ruspanic

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(09/18/2017)[-]

Then why didn't you warn anyone?

#20 to #18 - justleaving

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(09/18/2017)[-]

#31 to #18 - anon id: fe32ba33

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(09/19/2017)[-]

woah

#34 to #31 - ronaldkun

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#42 to #34 - yunch#109 on commentsRank#109

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(09/19/2017)[-]

YES! THEY ANIMATED IT!

#61 to #34 - awsomegreatmadwolf

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Imma need some source

#64 to #61 - sqman

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Vinesauce Joel's Tekken 7 stream. His full streams are on youtube.

#65 to #64 - awsomegreatmadwolf

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Cheers

#86 to #61 - ronaldkun

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(09/20/2017)[-]

Animated by Zeurel

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(09/19/2017)[-]

America wasn't.

#55 to #46 - mangyblacksheep#93 on commentsRank#93

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#71 to #55 - dingdang

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(09/19/2017)[-]

WHat, was, that?

#87 to #71 - mangyblacksheep#93 on commentsRank#93

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(09/20/2017)[-]

*roll picture "Arfenhouse"*Allow me to take you back to the year 2006.
You need to login to view this link

#25 to #2 - rubixium

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(09/19/2017)[-]

THE ALIENS KNEW

#26 to #2 - admiralen

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Was expecting toilet paper

#38 to #26 - lordsaucy

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Metal toilet paper?

#43 to #38 - zuel#160 on commentsRank#160

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(09/19/2017)[-]

yeah, like those long aluminum toilet paper rolls that they always accidentally put in the kitchen aisle

#3 - basklein

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(09/18/2017)[-]

Every time I see this comic, I'm frustrated by the fact that he doesn't turn into a plane, but instead turns into a stupid, illogical, non-existent plane catapult.

I'd even be satisfied if it were a slingshot instead. Now the comic just feels like the creator lifted a story from something else, but couldn't figure out how to make it work properly.

#39 to #3 - grubbly#240 on commentsRank#240

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(09/19/2017)[-]

You realize that this story is about a sentient anthropomorphic door that has, in it's lifetime of looking at potentially a million people passing by, decided his dream was throwing paper planes based on a single girl passing by him randomly.

But no, the catapult, that's unrealistic.

#21 to #3 - justleaving

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(09/18/2017)[-]

USS Gerald R Ford SUPERCARRIER tests AMAZING NEW electromagnetic CATAPULT launch system

#32 to #3 - mightywing

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(09/19/2017)[-]

"illogical"

#6 to #3 - flemsdfer#391 on commentsRank#391

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(09/18/2017)[-]

It's the thing that shoots aircraft off of an aircraft carrier.

#14 to #6 - altairibnlaahad

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(09/18/2017)[-]

That's not how those work.

#15 to #6 - basklein

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(09/18/2017)[-]

Yeah, my point is that those don't exist. Because planes have engines.

#16 to #15 - flemsdfer#391 on commentsRank#391

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(09/18/2017)[-]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aircraft_catapult

Okay.

#17 to #16 - basklein

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(09/18/2017)[-]

Okay, and is that the thing depicted in the comic?

#19 to #17 - flemsdfer#391 on commentsRank#391

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(09/18/2017)[-]

It's a very poorly drawn representation of it, because it's not a very realistic looking comic.

Let's not try and change the subject though. You said plane catapults were non-existent because planes had engines. I have just shown you what is literally a plane catapult.

#22 to #19 - basklein

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(09/18/2017)[-]

I said plane catapults don't exist because I did not know that that was the proper name for it. I had assumed it would be named something along the lines of "slingshot", as its mechanics are more similar to a slingshot and not the catapult mechanics that are depicted in the comic. Though your link has proven that was incorrect.

That's why in my original comment I said that I'd preferred it if the comic had depicted the system more accurately as I personally think it'd work better as a visual representation of throwing an airplane.

That said, what I meant with my comment about the engines, was the fact that a system like that would be questionable at best considering the massive forces required to make lift-off at the speeds required on a carrier. It would probably fall over and explode. Though I'm not an engineer.

#24 to #22 - flemsdfer#391 on commentsRank#391

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(09/19/2017)[-]

So you're just gonna double down on that and continue to pick apart the children's comic until you're not technically wrong. You have a good one.

#28 to #22 - nanako

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(09/19/2017)[-]

>>#24,
basically this.

this little thread should have ended at post >>#16

#84 to #28 - IHaveADHD

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(09/19/2017)[-]

It takes two to tango.

#85 to #84 - IHaveADHD

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Well **** I uploaded the wrong picture.

#5 - Monopolus

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(09/18/2017)[-]

I forgot this existed and now I'm super happy again.

#23 to #5 - swazzzzy

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(09/18/2017)[-]

Children die of cancer every day. There still happy?

#30 to #23 - mournox

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#40 to #23 - anon id: 40dc6a55

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Yes.

#33 to #23 - fourfangedferret#197 on commentsRank#197

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Very.

#47 to #23 - mrwambo

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Did fukushima blow up again?

#59 to #23 - mrwilliams

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(09/19/2017)[-]

you're an ass

#77 to #23 - zombifier

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Population control

#70 to #23 - anon id: 86e263d0

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(09/19/2017)[-]

I'm sorry what?
y-you want another nuking? you sure?

alright then

#83 to #70 - swazzzzy

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Please do I'm not Japanese

#48 - steavo

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(09/19/2017)[-]

im probably going to commit suicide very soon

#52 to #48 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(09/19/2017)[-]

only weaklings commit suicide
if you truly despise life then you will deny her the satisfaction of your easy death
hang in there you arent the only one getting ******* on by that whore

#66 to #52 - thegreentornado#435 on commentsRank#435

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Thanks, Port Man... That actually helped.

#75 to #52 - sedativechunk#230 on commentsRank#230

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(09/19/2017)[-]

that... that is one of the most badass things I've ever read

#57 to #48 - nigapleeeez

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Only do it if you don't have family and friends who will grieve for you. Otherwise you're a massive cunt.

Stay strong and live on

#49 to #48 - herrfritz

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#53 to #49 - kaboomz#12 on commentsRank#12

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(09/19/2017)[-]

only sometimes?

#56 to #49 - anon id: b236e461

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(09/19/2017)[-]

This is completely true.

#50 to #48 - diamondperzik

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(09/19/2017)[-]

DENIED!

#63 to #48 - bakanekoof

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#68 to #48 - baronvonhuckle#178 on commentsRank#178

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Plz don't.

I don't know you and you don't no me, but someone knows you and cares for you somewhere, stay alive just a little while longer for them.

#58 to #48 - fuzzyballs

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(09/19/2017)[-]

okay have fun, dear!

#51 to #48 - nikkalai

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#79 to #51 - steavo

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#82 to #79 - nikkalai

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(09/19/2017)[-]

good

#76 - madcoww

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#89 to #76 - ganisphel#152 on commentsRank#152

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(09/20/2017)[-]

I love you.

#80 to #76 - anon id: 797bdeae

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(09/19/2017)[-]

Someone had to do it..

#81 to #80 - anon id: 797bdeae

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(09/19/2017)[-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

#62 - fluffshock

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#67 to #62 - mrschmeelo

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#78 to #62 - Whaaaaaaaaa#91 on commentsRank#91

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(09/19/2017)[-]

I miss him. When I was a little kid my Great Grandmother would watch him whenever she'd babysit me.

#54 - mangyblacksheep#93 on commentsRank#93

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(09/19/2017)[-]

#41 - thekiwihacker

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(09/19/2017)[-]

That was a very cute comic. Take mah thumb

#4 - shadowvision

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(09/18/2017)[-]

**shadowvision used "*roll picture*"**
**shadowvision rolled image** That was cute.

#7 to #4 - armwulf#459 on commentsRank#459

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(09/18/2017)[-]

What the **** did you roll buddy

#8 to #7 - shadowvision

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(09/18/2017)[-]

**shadowvision used "*roll picture*"**
**shadowvision rolled image** **** if I know. Lets try that again.

#9 to #8 - armwulf#459 on commentsRank#459

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(09/18/2017)[-]

Albums imbedded with crack smoke? What the ****?
Keep going.

#10 to #9 - shadowvision

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(09/18/2017)[-]

**shadowvision used "*roll picture*"**
**shadowvision rolled image** I like this game when the roll gods are high.

#11 to #10 - armwulf#459 on commentsRank#459

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(09/18/2017)[-]

Danish: "your face når folk søger aktindsigt i alt mellem himmel og jord"
English: "Your face when people seek access to everything between heaven and earth"

#12 to #11 - shadowvision

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