Tulsleah Comp + Gay List Poll

#3 - denonymous

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(02/27/2017) [-]

When you're the healer and the carry so you suck your own cock

#62 to #3 - ziggysol

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(02/27/2017) [-]

You know there are better examples

#100 to #62 - lmrml

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(02/28/2017) [-]

that's semi-carry you ******* mong

#70 to #3 - doblade

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(02/27/2017) [-]

Playing any heal proc tank in an MMO is great.
Who needs a heal slut when you got this many self heals.
No cock socket here needed.
God I'm lonely

#4 to #3 - gruntmastr

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#1 - biggybiggy

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(02/27/2017) [-]

>mfw I'm Zenyatta
>mfw the only balls that will be sucked is the metal ones I'm slinging at you at 400 mph with that heavy load of discord

#84 to #1 - joshuaww

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(02/28/2017) [-]

Wow that's some awesome fanart.

#11 - shankingstanker

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(02/27/2017) [-]

>Tank thinks his dick is big because he thinks hes immortal.
>Healer warns tank to not do anything stupid.
>Tank dose the exact opposite.
>Healer stops healing to teach them that their health bar will go limp without them.
>Tank cries because premature decapitation.

#13 to #11 - sptnfouroneseven

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(02/27/2017) [-]

Alternatively, play Warrior and laugh as you self-heal and shield your way through the boss fight for a good time. Then kick the **** healer.

#15 to #13 - tyrsonn

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(02/27/2017) [-]

this is the best, when you realize the healer is a waste of time when you couldve had another big dicc dps

#30 - EdwardNigma

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>Being a "healslut"
>Not being a psychopath with a god complex, holding in your hands the difference between glory and shame, victory and defeat, life and death.

Like a patient on life support you are, given life only through me.
Never forget how easy it is to pull the plug.

#9 - blargchikahonkhonk

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#20 - sgtsnowball

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>be healer
>be important to literally everyone on the team
>someone starts flaming you
>stop healing them for 0.0002 seconds
>literally deleted
>keep healing important team members.

We're only your healslut because we want to be. We're the dom in this relationship and don't forget it.

#82 to #20 - aliennova

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(02/28/2017) [-]

Yeah it's like women and rape fantasies. They don't actually want to be raped.

#26 to #20 - captainprincess

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(02/27/2017) [-]

That you would abuse that power and duty is both so wrong and yet so disgustingly erotic

#28 to #26 - rosehip

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(02/27/2017) [-]

He's right. I've been healing for years, and I've killed many a whining rogue in a raid.

#34 to #28 - captainprincess

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(02/27/2017) [-]

I feel like if I did that to someone Id cream my pants but also feel so awful

have you ever had a guilt-induced cum
what do you even call that

#35 to #34 - rosehip

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(02/27/2017) [-]

Humiliation fetish

#37 to #35 - captainprincess

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But
The guilt is what makes it special

Having someone on their knees before me and shamed is no fun if I like it
(theres a perfectly ordinary english sentence)

#38 to #37 - sgtsnowball

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(02/27/2017) [-]

I once forced an entire vent to say "please sir" before addressing me for heals.

#39 to #38 - captainprincess

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(02/27/2017) [-]

JESUS

#40 to #39 - sgtsnowball

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It's one of the best dynamics about being a healer, you have so much power but people think so little of you. In truth, being ignored by the whole team probably means you get very little help along with the entire other team going for you all the time.
You turn into the better player and as such can start whipping your team into submission.

#56 to #40 - orkamungus

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(02/27/2017) [-]

I usually keep an eye out ESPECIALLY for the healers in my team, even more so if our tank happens to be a moron. Usually I tend to roll as a ranged dps, preferably with at least some self heal to keep my sorry ass alive in some tight situations, but when push comes to shove that usually helps ******** anyway. So I have to rely on the walking rave party in a dress over there. The second that mofo goes down because our tank is about as smart as two sacks of ****, you can count on me battle-rezzing that guy instantly, because I need him to keep me alive. Uncle Orrkamungus is alelrgic to dying. Also might net in some browny points resulting in a tad more healing next time a fight gets a bit hairy.

#41 to #40 - captainprincess

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I dont end up getting better
Im not sure if I possess the learning capabilities for some reason, I cant make the appropriate connections and change my thinking to change the outcome

#42 to #41 - sgtsnowball

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It comes with time. It's mostly just standing in the spots where the least **** is thrown at you.

#43 to #37 - rosehip

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Hey you can have both
You know they deserved it, but at the same time you feel bad for neglecting your duties~

#44 to #43 - captainprincess

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(02/27/2017) [-]

I know you can have both
but its just such an unusual thing to find so deeply kinky

then again the realm of things that turn me on keeps growing by the week so I dont udnerstand even half of it anymore

#92 to #28 - Hreidmar

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(02/28/2017) [-]

Likewise. If you insist on standing in the fire, and thinking that you're important enough for me to drop all my duties and let five other people die so that you can add an extra 0.01 to your DPS meters, I am more than happy to let you roast your tiny little cock off while I pay attention to the important members of the party. Healing's a contract. If you do your job and fit in the raid well, I'm going to give you all I've got and constantly work to be able to give more. If not, pick a direction and **** yourself out of my sight.

#32 to #28 - sgtsnowball

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It's not the enemies that kill you at that point. I did it. I killed you.

#33 to #32 - rosehip

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The rush! Nobody will defend the whining low DPS rogue!
I even told the other healers to ignore him and they did! It was perfect..

#36 to #33 - sgtsnowball

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(02/27/2017) [-]

I play overwatch, no one tells the mercy to switch.
However, one time a guy yelled at me to use my ult, five people down and he was screaming, unfortunately he was the first to die, I threw my potg just to watch that number drop to four before hitting q.

#12 - lordsepulchure

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#8 - jjvulpus

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(02/27/2017) [-]

>Seed-gobbling cock-socket