Jeanne Mama [Alter]

#61 - maxdoom [OP]

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stickied by maxdoom

#2 - lawlietl

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(11/22/2017)[-]

I have no idea what's going on

#12 to #2 - synthane

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Jeanne tells husband he must be back by a certain time in the evening. He says when he gets back it will be time. She then goes to drop her kid off at preschool, telling the preschool teachers that if her kid gets hurt she will burn the place down.

At some point kid told her they wanted a hamburger steak for dinner. Turns out they are for sale 50% off at the store and the store opens in 10 minutes. Anticipating the crowds, she rushes to the store on her bike. She activates a skill that she doesn't actually have in game that I assume indicates she has expert capabilities on her bike.

Upon arriving at the store, there are lots of people. Not wanting to wait that long and possibly fearing they might sell out, she summons a dragon to scare everyone off. She is then able to successfully prepare her kid's meal and relaxes with a drink.

It was a bit difficult to follow, though.

Oh, and in case you didn't know, this is Jeanne d'Arc (Alter) from the Fate series, specifically from Fate/Grand Order.

#46 to #12 - zeldapronmaster

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(11/23/2017)[-]

Thanks

#13 to #12 - lawlietl

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Who

#14 to #13 - synthane

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(11/22/2017)[-]

What are you referring to by "Who"?

#15 to #14 - lawlietl

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Who are any of these characters

#16 to #15 - synthane

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(11/22/2017)[-]

The female here is Jeanne d'Arc (Alter) from the Fate series, specifically from Fate/Grand Order. Not sure who the dude or child are, I assume they are just there to provide context around Jeanne as a "but what if this character was in modern times with a family" type of scenario.

#19 to #16 - lewdpoke

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(11/23/2017)[-]

The guy is the male protagonist of grand order i think

#21 to #19 - synthane

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(11/23/2017)[-]

>>#20,

#18 to #16 - ldottc

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(11/23/2017)[-]

Think the dude is meant to be the main character you play as in fate grand order and the child is meant to be theirs

#20 to #18 - synthane

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(11/23/2017)[-]

That would make the most sense, but I wasn't certain one way or the other.

#29 to #20 - ldottc

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(11/23/2017)[-]

A lot of the comics about fgo have the main character with one of the servants or more so it's my best guess too plus he does like a lot like the character in game

#17 to #16 - lawlietl

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(11/22/2017)[-]

>Fate

#6 to #2 - cainey

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Or no eyedea in this case.

#7 to #6 - lawlietl

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(11/22/2017)[-]

#8 to #7 - cainey

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(11/22/2017)[-]

half of the character's eyes appear to be missing.

#1 - graphicaladri

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(11/22/2017)[-]

#5 - knightbean#1 on commentsRank#1

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(11/22/2017)[-]

see is a good mother

#54 to #5 - reginleif#76 on contentRank#76

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(11/23/2017)[-]

True paladins do not pay with beasts

#31 - bloodymelon#1 on contentRank#1

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(11/23/2017)[-]

**bloodymelon used "*roll picture*"**
**bloodymelon rolled image**Fate bring together this couple

#34 to #31 - deltoraquest

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(11/23/2017)[-]

how do I ban this?

#48 to #34 - donfailed

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(11/23/2017)[-]

#42 to #34 - cazabrow

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(11/23/2017)[-]

If mods don't know...wh..wadda we do? HWADDA WE DO GUYS!?

#56 to #31 - uinyaaa

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(11/23/2017)[-]

#32 to #31 - bloodymelon#1 on contentRank#1

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(11/23/2017)[-]

wtf is this

#38 to #32 - axelreido#125 on commentsRank#125

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(11/23/2017)[-]

female grape ***** it's my first guess

#51 to #31 - mysteriousmrkibby

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(11/23/2017)[-]

Apologize

Now

#60 to #31 - zeroladis

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(11/23/2017)[-]

#4 - betars

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(11/22/2017)[-]

join list: ThatStraightSheeit

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Almost makes an old girl cry <3

#10 to #4 - dohickey#251 on commentsRank#251

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(11/22/2017)[-]

Don't be silly, girls don't exist on funnyjunk

#23 to #4 - goodguygary

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(11/23/2017)[-]

what the **** is a girl?

#25 to #23 - macandgeez

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(11/23/2017)[-]

I'm guessing it's some rare magical never before seen pokemon. They say only two people have caught one.

#26 to #25 - goodguygary

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(11/23/2017)[-]

dang, need to go and try to get one. i need my 100% completion on my 'dex

#27 to #26 - macandgeez

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(11/23/2017)[-]

Time to grind, till you die.

#28 to #27 - goodguygary

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(11/23/2017)[-]

i don't have a life, so how can i die?

#30 to #25 - anon id: 453da2bc

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(11/23/2017)[-]

I heard that if you get a level 100 Pokemon to use Strength on the truck near the S.S. Anne you can encounter one, but I'm not sure if the rumors are true. Gonna have to grind some more to find out.

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#3 - axelreido#125 on commentsRank#125

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