Golfoplu Sommietlut. . A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, "You don' t have enou Golfoplu Sommietlut A guy with a gun enters bar Who the fuck had sex my wife?" he snarled voice was heard in background "You don' t have enou

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Golfoplu Sommietlut. . A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, "You don' t have enou

A guy with a gun enters a bar.
Who the fuck had sex with my
wife?" he snarled.
A voice was heard in the
background, "You don' t have
enough bullets mate!"

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#3 - gittons

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(09/17/2017) [-]

I find this more funny depending on what kind of gun you imagine it to be.

#7 to #3 - spadeface

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(09/17/2017) [-]

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#8 to #3 - ozionian

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(09/18/2017) [-]

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#10 to #8 - cutiepyro

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(09/18/2017) [-]

he can punch someone with the KGB and crit everyone

#11 to #10 - ozionian

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(09/18/2017) [-]

Alright firstly were talking about bullets.
Secondly, could be all stock loadout.
Thirdly, and most importantly, even if each punch hit and crit, and thus killed one person per punch, there's still only so much time till the heat death of the universe.
joke being she sexed a ******* of people, and even punching once per kill wouldn't help, as there would be too many people

Alright firstly were talking about bullets.
Secondly, could be all stock loadout.
Thirdly, and most importantly, even if each punch hit and crit, and thus killed one person per punch, there's still only so much time till the heat death of the universe.
joke being she sexed a ******* of people, and even punching once per kill wouldn't help, as there would be too many people

#12 to #11 - cutiepyro

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(09/18/2017) [-]

WHO TOUCHED SASHA

WHO TOUCHED SASHA

#14 to #12 - ozionian

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(09/18/2017) [-]

Also, if you don't mind, Ill be using that. Makes for a good reaction image.

Also, if you don't mind, Ill be using that. Makes for a good reaction image.

#13 to #12 - ozionian

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(09/18/2017) [-]

I'm sorry, what? Why quote the Heavy now? Why that quote?
I get we're talking about the Heavy, but I'm not sure I get your thought process here.

#15 to #13 - cutiepyro

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(09/18/2017) [-]

someone slept with sasha

#16 to #15 - ozionian

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(09/18/2017) [-]

Fair enough. But I wouldn't really call Sasha Heavy's wife.

#4 to #3 - vonrolfenstein

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(09/17/2017) [-]

GAU-8

#5 to #3 - zepherius

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(09/17/2017) [-]

Maschinengewehr 13 (MG 13, commonly used 75 round mags)

#9 to #3 - chikibriki

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(09/18/2017) [-]

in the original it was a revolver

#1 - philxxmlghaxnippon

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(09/17/2017) [-]

Aussies are Savage!

#2 - misterxplain

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(09/17/2017) [-]

Old but gold

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