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#1 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply -25
(02/14/2013) [-]
I was pawing off last night... shot myself in the ******* eye
#49 to #1 - viscerys
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Did you buy yourself a cake?
#59 to #49 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
no I didn't
#70 to #59 - viscerys
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(02/15/2013) [-]
'tis a shame. Cake is awesome.
#71 to #70 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
cake is pretty awesoem
#46 to #1 - seelcudoom
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#69 to #46 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
how is that to much info??
#16 to #1 - tredbear
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(02/15/2013) [-]
who cums on themselfs? only if the porn is really hawt I do, but otherwise, that is just a sticky mess you got on your handzies.
#18 to #16 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I do it all the time I like to do it
#19 to #18 - tredbear
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(02/15/2013) [-]
i know what turns you on
i know what turns you on
#20 to #19 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
there is so much stuff that turns me I d on't even know them all
#21 to #20 - tredbear
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(02/15/2013) [-]
now you set me in the mood
now you set me in the mood
#22 to #21 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
boobies isn't one of them things
#23 to #22 - tredbear
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(02/15/2013) [-]
penis it is, what about femboys?
#25 to #23 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
some of the hottest things out there
#3 to #1 - yunogasaii
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(02/14/2013) [-]
Who else but sparky?
#4 to #3 - sparkyoneonetwo
Reply +1
(02/14/2013) [-]
you have a good point cuz I don't single other person that ever did that
#7 to #4 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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Well, i did that once to. luckily i did not get any on my eyeball.
#39 to #7 - grantanater
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(02/15/2013) [-]
ambisextrous*
#41 to #39 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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#8 to #7 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
direct ******* hit my eye still hurts half my ******* load moving at like the speed of light just hit me in the eye.

I am part of that Master Race by the way :3
#9 to #8 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Ouch, but i like to meet another professional.
#10 to #9 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Think I"ma start wearing my safety glasses when I paw not the first time I did this
#11 to #10 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I got some in my mouth once and a separate up the left nostril, but how do yo manage that often?
#12 to #11 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I like to try and get it in my mouth. As for the question I have no ideal some days it trickles out like a broken faucet other it shots out with the force of a thousand suns.
#42 to #12 - revorce
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Stop giving me gay boners.
#60 to #42 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
why would I do that
#61 to #60 - revorce
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Because if you don't you'll have to help me get rid of it again :3
#62 to #61 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I don't mind that ;3
#64 to #62 - revorce
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I'm bottom.
#65 to #64 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
so am I.... so that wound work...
#67 to #65 - sparkyoneonetwo
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#66 to #65 - revorce
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Dayum.
#68 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I meant to say wouldn't
#47 to #42 - seelcudoom
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#63 to #47 - revorce
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#44 to #42 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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Sorry, you better start bringing them up.
#2 to #1 - thewhitenigger
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(02/14/2013) [-]
creme fraiche
#5 to #2 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(02/14/2013) [-]
that **** is gross though