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xbox one green text story

33 An warm one (ID: -I (: No. 43 3459 Replies: swee-
staking a trip to purchase an RUDE One game
atop over at the doctors before to get mandatory, monthly estrogen injection
finally arrive at Walmart
spay‘ . 95 for call of one modern warfare 3 2. , plus 65% more for being a me male
met 5% discount for being an ethnic
sweller home and enter game barcode to play directly from the server
accidentally press disarray eject button
99 deducted from bank account
scheme channel while game installs. w/ e
meme doesnt install becaus I my compulsory hour of Skynet commercials within the last 24 hours
estate movie instead
knoight) in to house without knocking to borrow revised bible
shined detects another presence. alerts Skynet authorities for' l' ideo piracy
wet charged for rape as well because apparently my male neighbour identifies himself as a female
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#6 - mattdoggy (06/13/2013) [-]
"George Orwel/10"
"George Orwel/10"

User avatar #95 to #6 - buttinspecter (06/14/2013) [-]
a.k.a. 1984/10.
#4 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Good one, I'll give 2540/1984

User avatar #12 to #4 - therealslim (06/13/2013) [-]
I dont understand someone please explain
User avatar #14 to #12 - DisgruntledTomato ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
1984 is referencing the book 1984 written by George Orwell in 1948.
User avatar #16 to #14 - therealslim (06/13/2013) [-]
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #32 to #4 - keiishiyama (06/14/2013) [-]
If I know literature, you just referenced 1984 and Brave New World in one comment. I'm impressed.
#9 to #4 - diablojoe ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Very clever anon
Very clever anon

#8 to #4 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I'll give 399/499
User avatar #5 - inuzukaa (06/13/2013) [-]
"feminist-approved bible" that's great
#70 - DCat (06/14/2013) [-]
"feminest-approved bible
#31 - Lintutu (06/14/2013) [-]
>feminist approved bible
User avatar #49 - assdoreponyfucker (06/14/2013) [-]
guys i've finally decided that i'm going to get a playstation 2 for christmas this year.
User avatar #52 to #49 - tombombadil (06/14/2013) [-]
Only downside is that the REALLY good games are hard as **** to find. I've been looking for Dark Cloud 2 for like, a year.
User avatar #55 to #52 - endofgods (06/14/2013) [-]
so glad i kept half my ****
its been a bitch finding the third part of the second .hack series released on ps2
User avatar #57 to #55 - tombombadil (06/14/2013) [-]
My parents kept making me get rid of my old consoles when the new ones came out. I would still have my N64 if I had a choice.
User avatar #54 to #52 - assdoreponyfucker (06/14/2013) [-]
are they going to make ps4 backward compatible? i heard no, that they might work on it with the cloud, so if you get the release ps4 which may not be back compatible, and they make it so, will you need a new system? inb4 stupid
User avatar #56 to #54 - tombombadil (06/14/2013) [-]
I heard something about "Old software support" and being able to buy games from all the way back to PSone on the PS store.
User avatar #59 to #56 - endofgods (06/14/2013) [-]
they wont make it disc compatible, 3 didnt let u do that
but on my vita at least ive noticed the PSN has been allowing you to purchase a lot of old games online to play like psone titles and such
User avatar #58 to #56 - assdoreponyfucker (06/14/2013) [-]
idk i was kind of being sarcastic with my original comment but i have a lot of ps2 games with a broken ps2 and i'm planning on getting a ps4 since i was a PC guy during the ps3 era so i never got one.
#60 to #58 - endofgods (06/14/2013) [-]
ive gotten to use this a lot more than i expected already
haha
User avatar #61 to #60 - assdoreponyfucker (06/14/2013) [-]
IKR but i remember back in the day with the ps2 was fun and now i'm seeing to get that console experience again. that and kh3
#10 - mikepetru (06/13/2013) [-]
I for one welcome our new feminist overlords!
#50 - xexion ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
>2022
>Laugh at Xbone pleb deal with his dated hardware
>Put on VR headset to launch my new VRMMORPG
>It's Sword Art Online
Some kids have all the luck...
#108 to #50 - xexion ONLINE (06/14/2013) [-]
Just an FYI guys, I'm a cognitive science major in college and a <<Full Dive>>esque interface is what my final goal is.
User avatar #71 to #50 - mindsculptorjace (06/14/2013) [-]
......I would play the **** out of SAO.
User avatar #76 to #71 - thegrimgenius (06/14/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't? If it weren't for the the obvious problem it would be the best game known to man.
User avatar #81 to #76 - mindsculptorjace (06/14/2013) [-]
Which problem is that?
User avatar #83 to #81 - thegrimgenius (06/14/2013) [-]
You know, dieing and **** .
User avatar #84 to #83 - mindsculptorjace (06/14/2013) [-]
Well if you die, that's your own damn fault. should have been more careful.
#85 to #84 - thegrimgenius (06/14/2013) [-]
I partially agree with that, but sometimes it's bad luck or traitorous dogs. And you can't really blame players, a lot of them committed suicide or saved others in kamikazee's.
User avatar #75 to #71 - thebannedzombie (06/14/2013) [-]
The "real" deathgame SAO or post-ALO nice happy and friendly SAO? I'm scurrilous which is more appealing to you.


And I am yet again reminded that BakaTsuki hasn't updated the progressive novel for nearly three months. **** .
User avatar #77 to #75 - mindsculptorjace (06/14/2013) [-]
I would prefer ALO because magic, but the deathgame wouldn't even deter me.
User avatar #78 to #77 - yyh (06/14/2013) [-]
That's how I feel, but at the same time I'm not sure how well I would truly fair, in game. In theory it sounds fun, in practice I think I might kind of snap/die.
User avatar #80 to #77 - thebannedzombie (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh ******* hell. I just found out that they've abandoned the translation effort entirely...
User avatar #82 to #80 - mindsculptorjace (06/14/2013) [-]
Damn, that sucks dude.

no idea what you're talking about
User avatar #86 to #82 - thebannedzombie (06/14/2013) [-]
Oh... Sorry. The anime series is based on light novels, each is a few hundred pages. The first book was a standalone short-story that was rather rushed to fit it within the page limit for the publisher he was submitting it to. The first 12 episodes of the anime are taken from that first and tragically short book, with a few filler episodes from side stories he wrote later.

The progressive series is a re-write where instead of saying "two years later we are on this floor and almost free", they progressively storm each floor. The story of Kirito continued long after the anime ended with ALO. But since I always loved the Aincrad arc far more than it's successors, this re-write is just ******* amazing. The only problem being that it is in Japanese, and for whatever reason the translators have abandoned it 3/4 of the way through the first book.

I just discovered this when I went to check up on it and I figured I'd share my misery with the person I'd just asked a question about SAO.

Sorry
User avatar #87 to #86 - mindsculptorjace (06/14/2013) [-]
Aww...that sucks.

I know that feel, but with Enchanter.
#26 - crispyfever (06/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - dirtydollar (06/13/2013) [-]
am i the only one who clicked the xbox one/ps4 pic in the post to enlarge it?
#15 - electrictroll (06/13/2013) [-]
I don't fear the Orwellian future because any attempt to suppress will only bring dissidence, the only way human will, can be extinguished is through pleasure and desire, just look at current times, Humans have a free flood if information yet no one cares, we are awash with endless hours of mind numbing entertainment, through TV, Movies, and video games, funnyjunk is as well a part of that, of course every now and then someone cares and makes something to make you think, to care, however it is lost in the mass of mindless AAA shooters, reality TV about who is the prettiest little girl, and movies whose only message is "violence is fun". Orwell's future isn't coming however we have been silenced by being giving whatever we desire. Look at all the bad in the world, you have the power to alleviate it, at least a little 10 dollars reach far in Africa, yet is some parts of the world it can't even buy a sandwich. Yet you haven't done anything about it, why is that?

tl:dr Orwell's future isn't the dystopian future to fear, we are already living one, yet no one cares.
User avatar #96 to #15 - latinotornado (06/14/2013) [-]
I can't agree with you there my friend. I don't believe we're there yet. I do believe that we are on the path though, and it's a terrifying thought to me, and a sad truth. I fear for this world, friend, our world.
#99 to #15 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
Here is my view on the kids in Africa. The adults **** when there is barely enough food for themselves, and I will not say "that's ok" by paying their child support. Let the kids die, and maybe they will stop ******* or atleast take an abortion, which you can do yourself with a stick.
#24 to #15 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
Brave New World
#20 to #15 - jazzyietheferret (06/13/2013) [-]
Violence IS fun though.
#23 to #15 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
It's funny to read a comment like that on a site like this.
#18 - benk (06/13/2013) [-]
But one man will rise to face the tyranny, to fight the DRM and the all seeing eye of the connect. Because he's the hero gamers deserve, but not the one it needs right now, until the xbox one launches. He's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight. And the day we need him, he will emerge from the shadows and say "3, Half life 3 is upon us."
#97 to #18 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
just shut the **** up about boring life 3 already
#63 to #18 - whathappenslive (06/14/2013) [-]
We pray to the stars and tap dance on mars, and while the tiles are fresh and the onions are raw my penis shoots lazers at Irish guitars. Half life 3 he said it is soon to be near believe me I am the one the Gaben that all gamers never fear. - Lemon Camel 2013
User avatar #37 to #18 - tehpwnz (06/14/2013) [-]
>connect
User avatar #38 to #18 - tehpwnz (06/14/2013) [-]
he will also say "Ive made my own console faggots" www.theverge.com/2013/2/6/3958162/valve-steam-box-cake
#41 - sliferzpwns (06/14/2013) [-]
I'll be dammed if i'm forced to read one of those cook books they call bibles
#30 - pineapplepeople (06/14/2013) [-]
that ******* faggot needs to learn how to spell Orwell.
#91 - theinvisibletheift (06/14/2013) [-]
dOES ANYONE HAVE THAT INFOGRAPHIC AT THE op'S POST?

**** . Had capslock on.
#93 to #91 - malformed (06/14/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#111 to #93 - theinvisibletheift (06/15/2013) [-]
Well you know what? You're thanked. So ha.
#88 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
this makes me feel sick because of the similarity of things like this that have actually happened in small countries and the chance of it actually happening in the us.
#62 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
you can't backwards compatible these new gen systems because they are utilizing a different graphical engine not suited to run older disks
User avatar #64 to #62 - arrogant (06/14/2013) [-]
And yet the PS4 manages it...
#67 to #64 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
No it doesn't.
#66 to #62 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
And you don't understand how a console works. What's new?
#74 to #62 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
Ok, let's take this apart, one step at a time. As an FYI and a precursor, I am playing a ps2 game on my tv. Not on hardware connected to the tv. -on the television's own chipset-.

1. "You can't backwards compatible these new gen systems because-"
Yes, you can. It's quite easy, when you have the proprietary software that's used to decode the discs in the first place.
2. "-they are utilizing a different graphical engine not suited to run older disks"
Graphical engines don't run disks. File systems run disks. Peripheral systems run disks. IO systems, in general, run disks. Graphical systems are modules devoted to sending video data to the onboard video card. That is their entire purpose.

TL;DR, **** you eat a dick suck my fem-nuts **********
#100 - kingoflulzfool (06/14/2013) [-]
I love the , &quot;George Orwell/10&quot; , So beautiful
I love the , "George Orwell/10" , So beautiful
#92 - anon (06/14/2013) [-]
/pol/ is gold for **** like this
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