what would you do?. . File: -( KB, 640x480, world trade ) H After being hit by a car and falling unconcious, you wake up on a park bench with no recollection of
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what would you do?

File: -( KB, 640x480, world trade ) H
After being hit by a car and falling unconcious, you wake up on a park bench with no recollection of how you got there.
A newspaper on the bench tells you the date and looking around at nearby cars, movie posters and people you realise that the date is correct
After asking someone forthe time, you discovercard it is T:
And then, turning round behind you, you realise that you are right outside the World Trade Centre.
You are at the scene ofthe accident a mere hour before the first plane hit the tower-
What does /h/ do?
I' d film the tower from the best possible angle, but i' d arrange the video so my cock is in it and that it could not be edited off (because it' s too bigget' s over the tower etc). I' d then sell it, so the only video of
the first plane would have a huge cock right in the middle of it, and it would be awkward to diffuse it. they' d of course blur it or something else but everyone would still know it' s a penis so everyone would
laugh their ass off and everyone would see my cock without knowing whose penis it is, and would wonder why the **** someone record WTC' s crash with his penis next to it.
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User avatar #19 - safo (01/30/2013) [-]
I would tell a random citizen that something bad is about to go down," I'd leave if I were you"

then he'd spend his life trying to figure out who I am and how I knew...
User avatar #5 - garvielxloken (01/30/2013) [-]
Turn it into a hostage situation. I'd get on the top floor, take everyone "hostage" and then let everyone in the lower levels evacuate out of fear. People would still die, sure, but it would have been a lot less...
#22 to #5 - jakols (01/30/2013) [-]
or you know...
Just trigger the anthrax alarm..?
User avatar #32 to #5 - ishitincups (01/30/2013) [-]
A-HA! Go in with a mask and gun, follow this plan, and as soon as it's quite, explain the situation, remove the mask and leave the gun, leave with everyone in time to be safe, and no one would report you after the plane crash. And of course, everyone would think the hostage taker died.
User avatar #47 to #32 - garvielxloken (01/31/2013) [-]
Exactly. Although in all likelihood I would still be thrown in jail. How did I know the attacks were going to happen? Why did I wait until only an hour before the attacks occurred to try and warn everyone? The problems associated with trying to do the right thing would be limitless, and no-one would believe my explanation.
User avatar #9 to #5 - lexivex ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
That's actually pretty smart and admirable
#37 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
I'd wait 30 minutes and then order pizza from 10 different places so they'd all arrive when the plane hits
User avatar #8 - darthtiberius (01/30/2013) [-]
Ok I would do mainly what the comment said. But instead of just having my cock next to the tower, I would film it at such an angle that my cock obscures the view of the airplane. then, as the plane impacts the first tower I would thrust forward. To the viewer, a massive dick impacted the first of the twin towers, bringing it down.
#11 to #8 - batmangotswag (01/30/2013) [-]
I love you
#40 to #8 - limitlesdragon (01/30/2013) [-]
That was magical
#41 - bokkos (01/30/2013) [-]
>Purchase ipod dock boombox   
>Plug in iPhone   
>Play music from 2012   
>WTF is this 			****		   
>People flood out of the building to hear magic mystery music   
>Lead them away like the pied piper of anti-terrorism   
>Be heralded as a god for all time   
>Purchase ipod dock boombox
>Plug in iPhone
>Play music from 2012
>WTF is this ****
>People flood out of the building to hear magic mystery music
>Lead them away like the pied piper of anti-terrorism
>Be heralded as a god for all time
User avatar #36 - kilroyxx (01/30/2013) [-]
Pull the fire alarm in both towers. Everyone evacuates.
User avatar #42 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
I would tap one random person on the shoulder while looking at the towers a few second before the explosion and say: Hey, watch this.
#43 - guruxz (01/30/2013) [-]
Call 911 report a bomb threat. Run into the second trade center building. tell them the first building will get hit you need to leave immediately. or start a fire or some **** . get arrested for arson. and planes kill nobody.
#26 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
Sell short on a ton of random stocks. The market completely dove that day. Profit.
User avatar #20 - jettaelas (01/30/2013) [-]
but there is other footage of the first plane hitting. It's from a documentary these guys were making about the NYPD. They happened to be filming them doing something really routine when they caught the first plane on tape.
User avatar #21 to #20 - onkii ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
it wasn't the NYPD, it was the NY fire department
#46 to #21 - jettaelas (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, meant fire department. dunno why I put nypd
#27 to #20 - iwanttousenumbers (01/30/2013) [-]
>implying the government didn't tell them to be filming there at that exact time
#7 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
Ummmm I think I'd wait til about 15-20 minutes before the planes hit and then run in and pull the fire alarms... At least then I wouldn't have to worry about making anyone believe me immediately...
User avatar #23 - wilddittoappears ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
> Call the cops
> say you put bombs in both towers that will explode in 1 hour
> people have to get out
> profit
User avatar #30 to #23 - unworldlypath (01/30/2013) [-]
or you could pull the fire alarm on every level
User avatar #24 to #23 - faggotishshit ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
That's genius
#45 - seylorm ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
I'd wait until it's like a minute before the crash, then walk up to a random person and say:" Hey man, watch this."
#14 - namesnshit (01/30/2013) [-]
try to tell the authorities wtf is going on. maybe someway somehow get them to at least take another look at the plane that's about to crash into the building. if it doesn't work, i'd feel better than if i had done nothing at all. would feel ****** , but better i guess.
User avatar #49 - themastertroller (02/04/2013) [-]
>plug in Ipod to amplifier
>play nicki minaj music from the present
>people gather around as they are enchanted
>wtf is this ****
>no one gets hurt
#48 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
I get in a fake arguement on the street with a random lady right before the first plane struck. Id be talking to her while she faces away from the tower, the arguement gets pretty heated. I would then look her dead in the eyes and say " Your making me angry" The plane would hit the tower she would turn around and look up. Since she didnt see the plane hit she would think I caused the explosion with my mind. Since people didnt know it was a plane till later on that hit the tower, people thought it was a bomb going off in the towers at first, the news would spread quickly and half the city would think that im a physic that blew it up with my mind. i would run and hide somewhere, then wait till the second tower is hit. During this time theres no doubt the police/FBI arent crowding the city looking for me, I would pop out and they would see me. They would yell out "FREEZE!" and i would say "Im getting upset." The plane would strike the tower causing another expolsion. The people once again would not see the plane and think that I caused another explosion. They realize my power and start bowing down before and shout "PLEASE DONT GET UPSET! WERE SORRY" I would tell them to leave me alone i would walk away and, while they all watch me, leave. I would start walking into the Atlantic off a beach where i stashed deep sea scuba gear in the shallows before i made my way to the city to get in the heated arguement with the lady. I would go under water and put it on and swim away. Leaving the city behind and having them not realize what in gods good name just happened. The day would be known as "the day" and they would be afraid for along time to follow. They would sit waiting for the day i return, and this time, they would be ready. Meanwhile I would be sitting on my tropical island smiling at what i have done.
User avatar #34 - kinglobster (01/30/2013) [-]
I wouldn't say **** . They'd think you were in on it.
User avatar #33 - sernameu (01/30/2013) [-]
I'd pull the fire alarm.
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