what 4chan would do with $330,000,000. Worth reading. This explains everything. I' d set up a shop in the most exclusive part ofthe city. All ofthe shopfront an
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what 4chan would do with $330,000,000

Worth reading. This explains everything

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I' d set up a shop in the most exclusive part ofthe city. All ofthe shopfront and interior would be designed and built exquisitely. Clean, white, pure.
I' d pay each of my staff million a year to simply sit in the shop and do whatever the **** they like. They' d also be fenced to sign agreements and stay completely silent about the
business and their salary. When people come in to inquire into the business, I' d say it was an exclusive art and investment boutique, but neverdead anybody anything more.
I' d plough EDD million into the business as capital, with all the overheads covered by account interest accruing. At a low rate of 10%, my business would turnover approximately million a year
afterwards, and in the process making 10 people millionaires every year.
After 3 years, I' d slowly feed rumours and information about the business into the market press- Suddenly everybody' s talking about a secretive company whose value rises every single year to a
greater and greater degree. In 3 years 30 people have already become millionaires, people who weren' t even on the radar. Who are they? How does it work? What do they sell? How can I get in on it?
After the hype reaches critical mass, I' ll open the doors to investors.
Money. Money Everywhere. Hundreds ofthe superbitch scramble to become a part of it. The value ofthe business skyrockets. In no time it' s worth . Money keeps flooding in and we keep
getting richer and richer, despite the fact that we don' t hold stock. We don' t contribute anything useful. We don' t sell ANYTHING real.
Iwill call it xbox live, and it shall be good.
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Submitted: 07/10/2012
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#2 - themoe (07/10/2012) [-]
MFW some hero revived the post from negative to neutral
User avatar #7 - foelkera (07/11/2012) [-]
>Spend almost all of it on the greatest entertainment center ever built, have entry be free, same for all rides and activities
>Have huge, festively painted sign that says "See the Egress - $50", hire people off the street to stand in line and make it look like a big deal
>Rake in cash as people pay me $50 each to look at the exit
User avatar #8 - jaketheflake (07/11/2012) [-]
I'd buy and copyright the letter 'e.'
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