wat. Found on Facebook.. we 17 aat party vsuper drunk spin that I know was me is there Mia start dancing and kinding aha asks me to coma upstairs surewhynot soo neeee7
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wat. Found on Facebook.. we 17 aat party vsuper drunk spin that I know was me is there Mia start dancing and kinding aha asks me to coma upstairs surewhynot soo

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we 17
aat party
vsuper drunk
spin that I know was me is there
Mia start dancing and kinding
aha asks me to coma upstairs
surewhynot
soot in a room
sshe pulls down my pants
Margot I still had my boner hiding apparatus on from school
aha sees it .
Hons downstairs
stalls at school
mph my We
A... what? Explain.
A tampon put into my anus with the string tied around my penis, it keeps it from sticking up.
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Submitted: 07/10/2013
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#43 - DrollHumor (07/11/2013) [-]
WARNING: The following is fairly gross information about tampons


Tampons are made out of cotton, which stick to your insides unless thoroughly moistened, so taking it out when it's not soaked is like tearing a band-aid off times roughly five. So I highly discourage sticking one up your ass unless you want to pull your colon out.
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#84 to #43 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
But my ass is always nice and moist
#106 to #43 - theblondefetus (07/11/2013) [-]
It sure is a good thing I know that now before ever trying to put a tampon in my anus, you have certainly saved me from future pain. I mean it's not like I would ever do that anyway   
   
No, no way, I would never occasionally take one of my sister's tampons when I was younger and put it up my butt for sexual pleasure, that's absurd   
   
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some hygiene products to go buy
It sure is a good thing I know that now before ever trying to put a tampon in my anus, you have certainly saved me from future pain. I mean it's not like I would ever do that anyway

No, no way, I would never occasionally take one of my sister's tampons when I was younger and put it up my butt for sexual pleasure, that's absurd

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some hygiene products to go buy
User avatar #44 to #43 - thepandaking (07/11/2013) [-]
I did not heed the warning...
#92 to #43 - egokiller (07/11/2013) [-]
MAYBE I GOT A DEATH WISH.
User avatar #47 to #43 - ivoryhammer (07/11/2013) [-]
Yeah it's like cotton in a dry mouth, the dentist tore some of the side of my mouth of one time.
User avatar #66 to #47 - articulate ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
One time while at the dentist getting root canals my mouth was full of cotton and I had smoked a lot before to get through because it was going to be hours of drilling and when she was putting in the cotton she said "gives a new meaning to 'cottonmouth.'"
#99 to #43 - brianhimself ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
I regularly lube my anus.
I don't put anything in there.
It's just that I bought 34 gallons of lube from a flea market once (It was a deal, only $10) and I've realized I have no use for it.
I have to get rid of it somehow and I find that it help the turds slide out easier.
I'm about a quarter of the way through it with 12 more years to go by my best estimates.
User avatar #108 to #99 - thecjism ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Where can I buy this magical 34 gallon bucket of lube?
#110 to #108 - brianhimself ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
At the flea market.
But it didn't come in a bucket. It came in a very large Ziploc bag. Like the ones that actually have a zip on top.
I have since transferred it into several buckets though.
User avatar #111 to #110 - thecjism ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
I must go to the flea market. I have use for this
User avatar #53 to #43 - stickmanz (07/11/2013) [-]
thank you for sharing. no sarcasm.
User avatar #45 to #24 - thesnarfalarker (07/11/2013) [-]
i never understood the whole panty sniffing thing.
#41 to #24 - herpderpherpity (07/11/2013) [-]
i thought it was going to end with "baby come back, you can blame it all on me"
#60 to #41 - lawlnope (07/11/2013) [-]
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#1 - mbasm (07/10/2013) [-]
That is both the best and worth invention I have ever heard of.
#2 to #1 - itsaboutkilling (07/10/2013) [-]
More like most disturbing.
#30 - anon (07/10/2013) [-]
I'm not saying he's completely gay, but if you use the words tampon, anus, and penis in the same sentence, maybe it's time to reevaluate your life.
User avatar #67 to #30 - thewhitenigger (07/11/2013) [-]
"she had a tampon in, so i turned her over and put my penis in her anus"
see it could be ok
#72 to #30 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
I think you need to reevaluate your life.
#57 to #30 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
Ayo gurl, I know you have a tampon in so lemme put my penis inside your anus instead.
#40 to #30 - rageisfunny (07/11/2013) [-]
Like you did?
Like you did?
#80 - ariusbrightwing (07/11/2013) [-]
I was trying to scratch this thing off. :<
#94 to #80 - carlsagouin (07/11/2013) [-]
I tried to scratch both
I tried to scratch both
#28 - bobodevetjedan (07/10/2013) [-]
Why hide your erection? Be proud of it!
User avatar #70 to #28 - doritosandwich (07/11/2013) [-]
That's not an erection, it's an optical illusion. He should take those pants back to the pants store.
User avatar #126 to #70 - bobodevetjedan (07/11/2013) [-]
It's a pattern on the pants.
#50 - howdydoodle (07/11/2013) [-]
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#27 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
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#61 - jbthegiant (07/11/2013) [-]
...........wat
...........wat
#15 - ShockedNazi (07/10/2013) [-]
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#46 to #15 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
Is that one of Mat and Pat's barf parties?
#32 - baconslapped (07/10/2013) [-]
**baconslapped rolled a random image posted in comment #4981942 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** puts tampon in anus
#7 - unclejessie (07/10/2013) [-]
Why hide it? Be proud of it. Get a boner and go to the chalkboard. Whichever girls don't point and giggle or look at you in disgust, those are the ones you want to hang with.
User avatar #9 to #7 - angelmatvey (07/10/2013) [-]
What would be a positive reaction in that scenario, exactly?
User avatar #12 to #9 - makonendrak ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
"I like what I see"?
#35 to #9 - unclejessie (07/10/2013) [-]
any reaction other than a point and giggle or look of disgust
#95 - jakfriggen (07/11/2013) [-]
am i the only person that just tucks it behind my belt buckle?
am i the only person that just tucks it behind my belt buckle?
#97 to #95 - mbasm (07/11/2013) [-]
EVery now and again the head peers out for a looksie.
#34 - hidanfangirl (07/10/2013) [-]
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#25 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (07/10/2013) [-]
****** what the actual **** ?
#22 - scoobi (07/10/2013) [-]
Wait...   
   
   
What the 			****
Wait...


What the ****
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