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So NI, what would you do if you had a portal gun?
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wats a portal gun
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#57 - ojangerfoeva (03/27/2012) [-]
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#75 to #57 - teachmetobucky (03/28/2012) [-]
MFW
MFW
#59 to #57 - Mattyowl (03/28/2012) [-]
Do you get crushed by yourself, or just infinite loop in the middle of nothing?
User avatar #60 to #59 - royalwerewolf (03/28/2012) [-]
crushed
User avatar #18 - Grimmis (03/27/2012) [-]
shoot at wall at work, shoot at wall at home, get to work instantly and never late
#23 to #18 - gwigglewiggle (03/27/2012) [-]
seems legit, except for the fact that co workers will be in your house at 3 A.M.
User avatar #28 to #23 - Grimmis (03/27/2012) [-]
so? the one girl at work can come over anytime...if you know what i mean
User avatar #29 to #28 - gwigglewiggle (03/27/2012) [-]
and the creepy old dude. and the fat chick. and your boss.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Grimmis (03/27/2012) [-]
i work at a bowling alley....so if i place the portal at work in a undisclosed location who will find it?
#31 to #30 - taxation (03/27/2012) [-]
>middle of the night
>bowling ball to the face
the bowling ball found your location.
#32 to #30 - gwigglewiggle (03/27/2012) [-]
anyone you tell.. but like in the movies, someone will watch you go, follow you, and kill you.
User avatar #36 to #23 - lolzzman (03/27/2012) [-]
put a poster or something in front of the office portal?
#38 to #36 - gwigglewiggle (03/27/2012) [-]
and how is that going to stop other people from coming in, if you are able to get in yourself?
#42 to #38 - lolzzman (03/27/2012) [-]
if you keep it secret , keep it safe, none shall know of it
User avatar #35 to #23 - fellfox (03/27/2012) [-]
when u get back to your house put portal on the moon for the night XD
#43 - hellbird (03/27/2012) [-]
1. shoot one portal into woman's locker room, go out with someone to a very public place with cameras, go to bathroom, shoot second portal in bathroom with door locked, proceed to rape all girls in locker room with a condom on, go back through portal, destroy all evidence and go back to public place with airtight alibi.

2. shoot portal into random place in space, other portal under someone I dislike greatly.

3. get job at a bank, go in vault, shoot portal underneath a rug or place where it won't be found. rob bank when it closes.

4. suck my own dick

5. shoot one portal at the bottom of the ocean, second portal on the highest mountain in the world. watch as all hell breaks loose.


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User avatar #70 to #63 - airjordanjetson (03/28/2012) [-]
And if the toilet seat is up? Projectile **** across the bathroom.
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#62 - royalwerewolf (03/28/2012) [-]
-shoot one portal in a swimming pool
- shoot the other in an old folks home
-watch as all the old men die of heart attacks by the sudden wave of half naked women
User avatar #83 to #62 - comedicturtle (04/25/2014) [-]
wouldn't you just drown them?
#41 - Lewx ONLINE (03/27/2012) [-]
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#66 - dafaq (03/28/2012) [-]
&gt;shoot portal 1 up my ass   
&gt;shoot portal 2 under leaves   
&gt;someone walks into portal 2   
&gt;falls in my ass while I 			****		 and piss diarrhea   
&gt;then I shoot portal 2 in a new location, on the edge of a building   
&gt;guy falls from my ass down the side of a building covered in brown 			****		 and spaghetti diarrhea   
&gt;???   
&gt;mission accomplished.
>shoot portal 1 up my ass
>shoot portal 2 under leaves
>someone walks into portal 2
>falls in my ass while I **** and piss diarrhea
>then I shoot portal 2 in a new location, on the edge of a building
>guy falls from my ass down the side of a building covered in brown **** and spaghetti diarrhea
>???
>mission accomplished.
#48 - turlough (03/27/2012) [-]
**turlough rolled a random image posted in comment #245 at You Know She's the one if... ** where my portal goes
#25 - biggrand (03/27/2012) [-]
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what is on the oher side of my portal
#45 - bekindtoall (03/27/2012) [-]
&gt; Shoot your arsehole   
&gt; Shoot mattress of Arch Enemies bed   
&gt; Eat Laxatives   
&gt; FIRE THE CANNONS!   
&gt; Poop all over mattress  and bed sheets
> Shoot your arsehole
> Shoot mattress of Arch Enemies bed
> Eat Laxatives
> FIRE THE CANNONS!
> Poop all over mattress and bed sheets






User avatar #47 to #45 - turlough (03/27/2012) [-]
in doing that you'd probably do something horrible to your anus decapitating some of it to the arch enemies bed
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#10 - thaihooker (03/27/2012) [-]
mfw i found out that it isn't possible to **** myself in the ass using a portal gun
#37 to #10 - hellbird (03/27/2012) [-]
hmm, you could fire one portal on the wall, and the other portal on a board, then move the portal on the board so you could actually **** yourself as long as the portals aren't stationary.
User avatar #12 to #10 - mcstorms (03/27/2012) [-]
Yes it is
Place portal on ground
Then place portal on wall
Commence doggy style
User avatar #21 to #12 - DisgruntledTomato (03/27/2012) [-]
you've thought about this one haven't you
User avatar #22 to #21 - mcstorms (03/27/2012) [-]
A little only becuase everyone says you cant and to me this way you can
User avatar #17 to #2 - shitshitshit (03/27/2012) [-]
why?
User avatar #5 to #2 - aksion (03/27/2012) [-]
WHAT THE **** ?!
#9 to #5 - anon (03/27/2012) [-]
You like what you see, dont you?
#8 to #5 - theslaugh (03/27/2012) [-]
newfag detected
User avatar #15 to #2 - deathlordgusta (03/27/2012) [-]
must've been op
#26 - bastardobambino (03/27/2012) [-]
&quot;whats a portal gun&quot;?!
"whats a portal gun"?!
#1 - evilminionx (03/27/2012) [-]
i would shoot 2 portals in a vertical line undo my belt lean in and.........
change pants without having to look down. ALSO I'D SUCK MY OWN DIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
User avatar #4 to #1 - badabingbadaboom (03/27/2012) [-]
If I had portal
If I
If I had a portal gun
User avatar #80 - ishitincups (03/28/2012) [-]
> Shoot one portal in to a pair of a girls underwear
> When she wears them, shoot the other one anywhere, and **** her out of no where...
User avatar #72 - veryline (03/28/2012) [-]
Why does everyone complain about other sites steals our content when we post actual screen shots of their website?
User avatar #71 - airjordanjetson (03/28/2012) [-]
>Portal in my closet
>Portal in the attic at work
>Never late again
>?????
>Profit
#58 - hoshikami (03/28/2012) [-]
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