Dealing with autistic psychopaths' shit. . There was a brew gud thread last night, so let' s have a shitty job stories thread. Mme, 24, working at hospital spen i can Smell your cunt
Upload
Login or register

Dealing with autistic psychopaths' shit

Tags: i | can | Smell | your | cunt
There was a brew gud thread last night, so let' s have a shitty job stories thread.
Mme, 24, working at hospital
spend time cleaning god awful messes left by patients
An psych ward one day
wew loony patient comes in
ffind out he murdered his wife
stabbed her 26 times
we then cutoff his right hand and ear
he' s fucking insane and somewhat
i have to meet this man
t take long, the second night he was there he shit all over his bed, and apparently "assaulted" a nurse
we gets full body strapped to another bed by 2 cops and i' m called in to clean his old bed
nip nun whit is dripping off of it, pooling underneath, try to clean it quickly
we starts talking to me, surprisingly lucid and polite
basks me my name, how i like my job, tells me his name
ways he' s Michael "Stone Cold" Jackson
his legal name is actually dave something
was a psychotic break when he is called anything but Mike, Michael, or Stone Cold
Hells me about how the cunt nurse kept calling him the wrong name and so he got his revenge
we tells me he masturbated T times the night before and kept putting the he in his mouth, waiting to strike
worse walks in to up his morphine cause he was complaining
we spits the giant mouthful of Stone Cold skeet at mach 5 speed (his words) into hamface, getting in her mouth, nose and eyes
what he did, he loses his shit and starts laughing hysterically, makes me think of miggs from silence of the lambs, kek
231 get nervous and gtfo
we: -rt day i find out he' s HIV positive and that nurse will surely have AIDS, she was a cunt though
mmfw
...
+200
Views: 14294 Submitted: 04/27/2014