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ajob at Toys R Us a few weeks back
was the same ******* ****
nothing otherthan and :) orh:) r 9 hours a day
hated that job with a passion but I needed that money
to stick with it. no point in job searching in this market
R Us was promoting Monsters U like there was no tomorrow
ofthe toys were Monsters U "" ********
Eevery kid in the place was squeezing the **** out ofthem and leaving them on the Mor
times harder. and I was rapidly losing my patience as this **** went on
Milne day I was restocking NOTHING but ******* Monsters U toys that dumb kids kept on dumping on the :) or
stop growling coming from this one broken ******* forthat I was haggling around. and I couldn' t take it
any longer
Shut the **** up Sully!" I shouted. and punched the ****** in the mouth until the growling and roaring stopped
Tootally blanked and forgot people and kids were around
Eeveryone was giving me the dirtiest ******* looks imaginable. pretty sure one girl thought I actually killed Sully
Wright there was my sales manager. his death stare made me want to hold my breath until I died
as **** . he takes me to straight to the boss' office. taking the smashed Sully doll with us
Anon.. what is going on?" my boss asked my sales managership we arrived
Scales manager held up the destroyed Sully toy so the boss could see
response was the first letter of every line
mm I was let off with a warning
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#22 - mikepetru (07/30/2013) [-]
I read the beginning too quickly and thought it said "Handjob at Toys R Us"
#70 to #22 - porkypigs (07/31/2013) [-]
Wow that face is just amazing. Man, Kermit knew how to nope.
Wow that face is just amazing. Man, Kermit knew how to nope.
#111 to #70 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Who said anything about nope?
#88 to #22 - drmedic ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #88 - nyawgga (07/31/2013) [-]
That's the smoothest looking gif I've ever seen
#134 to #109 - arcticassassin (07/31/2013) [-]
This one is pretty smooth for a glitch.
This one is pretty smooth for a glitch.
User avatar #135 to #134 - nopenotme (07/31/2013) [-]
What in the name of all that is holy and good is that... That looks like Battlefield, but then it looks like there's a giant pair of eyes charging at him....
User avatar #137 to #135 - arcticassassin (07/31/2013) [-]
It was a glitch (not recorded by me) that occurred when a player model got really screwed up.
User avatar #138 to #137 - nopenotme (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you happen to have a link to a full video?
User avatar #140 to #138 - arcticassassin (07/31/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbOn_AYtyJU
Took some searching but I found it.
#103 to #22 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
lel XD
#8 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/30/2013) [-]
GOD 			*******		 DAMNIT    
   
That was good.
GOD ******* DAMNIT

That was good.
User avatar #56 to #8 - ihaveakeyboard (07/31/2013) [-]
what is this from, it looks farmiliar
#58 to #56 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
To Aru Majutsu No Index.
User avatar #57 to #56 - shishiko **User deleted account** (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm not sure of the source. Sorry.
#25 - zombiehero (07/30/2013) [-]
SHE DID THE MASH!!   
SHE DID THE MONSTER MASH!
SHE DID THE MASH!!
SHE DID THE MONSTER MASH!
#13 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
My brain refused to make this one work, I literally had to put the letters into notepad and look at it. Kept reading it and asking "The **** is Hedi".
+19
#30 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43 to #30 - schneidend (07/30/2013) [-]
[Sullying Intensifies]
#3 - furkfurk (07/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #83 to #3 - garymotherfingoak (07/31/2013) [-]
4000000000% done
#34 - thewiseass (07/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #34 - wumbido (07/30/2013) [-]
it was a graveyard smash
#85 - oceanfrank (07/31/2013) [-]
Got up and I laid down on the floor saying, "Woooooow." for a good 10 minutes. ************* OP.
#14 - hahdumbbirch (07/30/2013) [-]
he did the monster mash
he did the monster mash
#132 to #14 - atdiaztwoone (07/31/2013) [-]
Caravan Palace is the best
Caravan Palace is the best
User avatar #91 to #14 - sebthebrony (07/31/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI
Sauce for anyone who might be interested
User avatar #120 to #91 - llanox (07/31/2013) [-]
woo caravan palace
#21 to #14 - qwertfag (07/30/2013) [-]
I thought it was "he did them on stermash" and I was confused as ****
#23 - mrtrixreturned (07/30/2013) [-]
This is actually genius
This is actually genius
#66 - funforlife (07/31/2013) [-]
9/10 Would read again
User avatar #15 - amiliapond (07/30/2013) [-]
i first read it as "He did them on stermash"
#96 - carlsaganrealness (07/31/2013) [-]
holy 			****		 that was amazing   
   
10/10/10
holy **** that was amazing

10/10/10
#100 to #96 - collegedood (07/31/2013) [-]
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Veggies **   
using the order of operations:   
>10/10/10   
>(10/10)/10   
>(1)/10   
>1/10   
how dare you
**collegedood rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Veggies **
using the order of operations:
>10/10/10
>(10/10)/10
>(1)/10
>1/10
how dare you
User avatar #114 to #100 - spyisspy (07/31/2013) [-]
half life 3 not confirmed
#87 - wilfredfanforever (07/31/2013) [-]
10/10 I was not expecting that
#104 - yowutis (07/31/2013) [-]
Mfw trying to figure it out.
User avatar #108 to #104 - bigboypants (07/31/2013) [-]
he did the monstermash.
User avatar #110 to #108 - yowutis (07/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I got it just took me way too long.
User avatar #112 to #110 - bigboypants (07/31/2013) [-]
Same here Jesus you ******* noob.
#89 - Johnnychristian (07/31/2013) [-]
i can't even
i can't even
#10 - spacepieyum (07/30/2013) [-]
****		.
**** .
User avatar #2 - thetoastofalltoast (07/30/2013) [-]
Well ****
#121 - EddieD (07/31/2013) [-]
damn you got me this time
#118 - bighairyfart (07/31/2013) [-]
Ever since this came up, I ALWAYS skip to the last line before I read these.

Still good. Nice job, OP.
#125 to #118 - UNIQUELOL (07/31/2013) [-]
Well,

**** me silly.
#130 to #118 - yowutis (07/31/2013) [-]
Good one.
User avatar #144 to #118 - scootalooisyourgod (07/31/2013) [-]
I already saw it, damn I got really attached to the guy and girl... I like to imagine they had a happy ending
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