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coperation went very well. doctor is pleased
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sshe unwraps me like Joker
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tthere is that awful breakfast again
sshe asks me "Can Wu see it now?"
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vwhat she asked me next I was afraid I could never be able to see
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User avatar #40 - swaggerboss (08/02/2012) [-]
i thought she was gonna turn out to be ugly as ****
#50 to #40 - IamTROGDOR (08/02/2012) [-]
Even if she was, he wouldn't have an understanding of beauty. As he was blind from birth, he would only be attracted to her personality until society corrupts him like everyone else...   
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Even if she was, he wouldn't have an understanding of beauty. As he was blind from birth, he would only be attracted to her personality until society corrupts him like everyone else...
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User avatar #52 to #51 - IamTROGDOR (08/02/2012) [-]
Just an easy way to spot my comment i guess...
User avatar #57 to #50 - lcarnage (08/02/2012) [-]
Society corrupts our hormones? Right, so you're saying it's society's fault for guys liking low-cut tops and yoga pants? Yeah ******* right.
User avatar #62 to #57 - IamTROGDOR (08/02/2012) [-]
Hormones don't drive us to those specific things, it doesn't work like that. Of course, we are naturally attracted to each other, but what attracts us is unique to our era. Being chubby used to be a very attractive trait as it would show the amount of money you had, but the image men and women go for today are much different, hormones don't do that, you are brought up learning what to be attracted to. Some exceptions may apply, such as fetishes, or homosexuality...
User avatar #66 to #62 - lcarnage (08/02/2012) [-]
I'm aware that in, for example the middle ages people were attracted to things such as smaller breast sizes. That's not corruption though.
User avatar #68 to #66 - IamTROGDOR (08/02/2012) [-]
I'm saying it's corruption because the majority of people today are looking for good looks, but don't even consider good personalty which is the most important trait.
User avatar #46 to #40 - theninjaskillz (08/02/2012) [-]
We all did.
User avatar #165 - Thehomelessman (08/02/2012) [-]
At first I thought the girl was going to be ugly
User avatar #178 to #165 - bobaskus (08/02/2012) [-]
So did i
#190 to #178 - somerandomninja (08/03/2012) [-]
i assumed it'd be a tranny or some thing XD
User avatar #83 - totallycerealguy (08/02/2012) [-]
I thought he was going to say how ugly his girlfriend was. Then I realised he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a good-looking or bad-looking girl..
Y'know, being blind his whole life and all.
#86 to #83 - colehaffner (08/02/2012) [-]
i actually kinda wonder about that now, like would he really not know the difference or would natural instinct and natural selection come into play
User avatar #91 to #86 - justanoreo (08/02/2012) [-]
I think that finding someone attractive is a mix of conditioning and symmetry in the face. Different cultures are taught that certain things are beautiful. Our culture has pictures of "beautiful" men and women with symmetrical faces(usually edited) and optimal fitness and so on so we're being conditioned to believe that's what is attractive.
#88 to #86 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
There's the whole golden standard of beauty which determines if someone is attractive on a scientific level taking into consideration facial symmetry and such. But who knows, different people like different things, some people like fit women and some like fat women. It's rather hard to say.
#97 to #83 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
Actually he still wouldn't be able to see after the operation because he was blind all his life, the first few months of your life all you see is blur, then after time your brain starts to put together all this random images for you to actually see, but since he doesn't have any of this a blind person would just see blur
User avatar #124 to #83 - masterboll (08/02/2012) [-]
from my knowledge,
the women we find physically attractive is genetically programmed into us
User avatar #99 to #83 - dogoxd (08/02/2012) [-]
Well good luck teaching him what the hell is color
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#115 to #96 - dump (08/02/2012) [-]
I DONT WANT YOUR WHOOOORES
#113 to #96 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
Funny, considering that meeting someone over the internet is shunned by our society.
User avatar #95 to #83 - apocalo (08/02/2012) [-]
I was waiting for him to realize what he was eating each morning, like eating her out or something
User avatar #101 to #95 - jordanface (08/02/2012) [-]
if he was eating her out, surely he would bite down and she would experience some kind of pain?
User avatar #6 - pooplol (08/02/2012) [-]
I thought it was gonna turn out that the girl was uglier than nicki minaj and snooki combined. But I like this ending too
User avatar #94 to #6 - Akwardweirdo (08/02/2012) [-]
same
User avatar #167 to #6 - icameheretotroll (08/02/2012) [-]
I was expecting food to be dog poop or something
#85 to #6 - thepicklednerd (08/02/2012) [-]
if he was blind his whole life, i doubt he would have any sense for facial beauty
User avatar #12 to #6 - onceman ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
In what way is Nicki Minaj ugly? I mus say, for a black girl she's pretty hot, her complexion is perfect and her nose isn't like most black girls'
User avatar #55 to #12 - wrpen ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
She's actually a good 8/10 when she isn't dressed up like lady gaga and singing like a crying baby torturing a walrus.
User avatar #183 to #55 - onceman ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, did you see that magazine cover where she poses nude?
User avatar #185 to #12 - pooplol (08/02/2012) [-]
she looks like an oompa loompa
User avatar #177 to #12 - thewhimsicalfox (08/02/2012) [-]
Her lack of talent and generally annoying persona just ***** all over any chance she has of looking attractive.
User avatar #182 to #177 - onceman ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Yeah I don't like her as an artist, she's be better of as a porn star.
User avatar #37 to #6 - Danzig (08/02/2012) [-]
Nothing is uglier than Snookie and Minaj combined
User avatar #7 to #6 - imagnetsux (08/02/2012) [-]
i though it was gonna be a guy
User avatar #8 to #7 - holyfuckingsatan (08/02/2012) [-]
I was so sure it would be one of those two things.
User avatar #131 to #7 - systemattic (08/02/2012) [-]
I thought she was giving him dog **** or barf or something like that for breakfast
#106 - vasilis (08/02/2012) [-]
**** I always get so into these stories even though I know that the last line be something ridiculous... hahaha :P
#114 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
I thought she would be ugly.
#63 - narunarunaru (08/02/2012) [-]
**narunarunaru rolled a random image posted in comment #7621151 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw I'm blind
#38 - toastfacekiller (08/02/2012) [-]
there once was a man who was blind
that met a lovely girl who didnt mind
in the morning he sought something to munch
so she fed him cinnamon toast crunch
a taste for which he never pined
User avatar #35 - iwanttodie (08/02/2012) [-]
i was hoping for "turns out my girlfriend is fat"
User avatar #74 to #35 - hokeymon (08/02/2012) [-]
If she was fat her breakfast wouldn't suck. It would be bacon everyday.
User avatar #3 - Lambda ONLINE (08/02/2012) [-]
Sad truth is, there once was a man who was born blind, and gone his whole life blind. He underwent experimental surgery to give him sight, and it was successful. However, he was never able to make sense of his newfound vision, and died an effectively blind man.
User avatar #17 to #3 - uberninja (08/02/2012) [-]
He had no visual memory, which is like a database of information which is quite important in order to use your vision effectively.
#145 - brettyht (08/02/2012) [-]
i was expecting the "facebook" version where the girl gives him her eyes or something, and then he dumps her and later realizes they were her eyes.But this...this was just awesome!
#130 - controlled (08/02/2012) [-]
Read it.
#154 to #130 - dunkey (08/02/2012) [-]
******* GLORIOUS.
User avatar #155 to #130 - bvbarmychris (08/02/2012) [-]
oh my ******* christ you just made my night
User avatar #161 to #130 - kingreaver (08/02/2012) [-]
..I...I require more...
#140 to #130 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account** (08/02/2012) [-]
That was the greatest thing ever.
That was the greatest thing ever.
#176 to #130 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
You win the internet
#169 to #130 - gcaboose (08/02/2012) [-]
It's so bootiful
#146 to #130 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
GREATEST PIECE OF LITERATURE EVER WRITTEN
#172 to #130 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
Post more. Please.
#175 to #130 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
It's beautiful! :')
#166 to #130 - ratf (08/02/2012) [-]
that was by far the greatest thing ived ever read
that was by far the greatest thing ived ever read
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User avatar #139 to #130 - xfortune (08/02/2012) [-]
Don't tell me what to do



I'll read it regardless
#141 to #139 - tell (08/02/2012) [-]
Did you call me?
#144 to #143 - tell (08/02/2012) [-]
Aww yeah.
User avatar #193 to #130 - twofreegerbils (08/16/2012) [-]
Fats McGee and the Retard Three. A 4chan classic.
Shows up in almost every tard thread.
#147 to #130 - AlexWuzHere (08/02/2012) [-]
Dude! I have even more of these. The guy posted a **** ton after this small series about the same kid.
User avatar #189 to #188 - tehniggadestroyer (08/03/2012) [-]
thanks man.this right here is GOLD
#174 to #130 - blueghost (08/02/2012) [-]
That was glorious
That was glorious
#119 - natanhiel (08/02/2012) [-]
It's the real taste of cinnamon in
every
single
bite.
#120 to #119 - monkeybrains (08/02/2012) [-]
But that CAN'T be it! It's too simple, there HAS to be more to it!
#122 to #120 - lemonquartz (08/02/2012) [-]
cinnamon and sugar?
#53 - coyoteseeker (08/02/2012) [-]
I thought his girlfriend was going to be hideous
User avatar #54 to #53 - Sicsin (08/02/2012) [-]
Me too, or a guy.
#58 to #54 - shodaihokage (08/02/2012) [-]
I though this and that his breakfast  was going to be literal 			****
I though this and that his breakfast was going to be literal ****
#89 to #58 - zeustesticle (08/02/2012) [-]
Source?
#77 to #54 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
Because the breakfast was horrible.
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#4 - infinitesinz (08/02/2012) [-]
Please tell me i'm not the only sick person who thought she was having her go down on her........
#5 to #4 - anon (08/02/2012) [-]
"Sleepovers at my now girlfriend are not just sleepovers anymore"

Pretty sure they were boning
#30 - questitty (08/02/2012) [-]
that was 			*******		 awesome
that was ******* awesome
#116 - neokun (08/02/2012) [-]
Im sorry, can someone explain the joke to me?
User avatar #134 to #116 - cadaverbox (08/02/2012) [-]
In CTC commercials, kids would ask their parents if they could see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch.
User avatar #102 - arjunz (08/02/2012) [-]
I thought his girlfriend was going to be a guy.
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