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#117 - jldragon (03/29/2013) [-]
Found this lil guy freezing in my friends driveway 3 weeks ago, surrounded by four of his dead siblings in 30 degree weather. He didn't even have his eyes open then, but now he's starting to eat solid foods on his own. Now if only the little ****** would just learn to use the water feeder.
User avatar #133 to #117 - yutakenusername (03/29/2013) [-]
What is he? ^~^
#279 to #133 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
A bunny.
User avatar #304 to #279 - yutakenusername (03/29/2013) [-]
Wow, he doesn't even look like one. x_x
#164 to #117 - ButtonFly (03/29/2013) [-]
It's so cute!
It's so cute!
#121 to #117 - toxicjoe (03/29/2013) [-]
do you have any more pictures of him/her?
do you have any more pictures of him/her?
#128 to #121 - jldragon (03/29/2013) [-]
Day i found im
#124 to #121 - jldragon (03/29/2013) [-]
A ton, i don't have them all uploaded anywhere yet though
#130 to #124 - toxicjoe (03/29/2013) [-]
*********************************************		!!!!!!!!   
   
But that's really cool though that you rescued the little dude. how has he/she been doing?
********************************************* !!!!!!!!

But that's really cool though that you rescued the little dude. how has he/she been doing?
User avatar #144 to #124 - Dap (03/29/2013) [-]
That's honestly amazing, I ******* love rabbits. good for you lol
#138 to #124 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Its not angry, Lop's just tend to look pissed off.
User avatar #132 to #124 - aerius (03/29/2013) [-]
awww! You'd better get him checked out at a vet if you haven't already though, or he could get myxomatosis or something
User avatar #141 to #132 - jldragon (03/29/2013) [-]
Theres no cure for myxomatosis, but even so he could only get it outside and so far has been indoors afew weeks and would have developed symptoms already. But don't fear that i'm winging it, i've balanced his food/caloric intake as well as feeding him his own dropping early on as well as probiotics to develop his digestive system.

Plus, from what I hear around here, the vets that know how to care for cottontail rabbits (as opposed to domestic breeds) are also the same ones who work at the government programs for avian wildlife. Since their job is to actively preserve certain endangered birds and not common rodents, supposedly they just feed orphaned baby rabbits to the eagles and hawks and tell you that nothing could be done. Again, that could all be ******** , but I'd rather take my chances on my own.
User avatar #156 to #141 - CottonTail (03/29/2013) [-]
As the king of their species I'd just like to let you know that baby bunnies need to be bathed regularly in a fine broth of carrots, chardonay, shallots, a pinch of nutmeg and oregano. Then dried off in an over set to 400 degrees for 12minutes.
#157 to #156 - jldragon (03/29/2013) [-]
I used to have a pet chicken, too, and I still eat the **** out of chicken.

I'd try rabbit soup, just not with this particular one.
User avatar #159 to #157 - CottonTail (03/29/2013) [-]
That is in fact from a real recipe, I don't know if it's everything and I guessed the cooking temp. I do know that rabbits depending on weight can be cooked as a cornish hen would be. higher heat, lesser time and make sure it is fully cooked if possible, but not over cooked.
User avatar #142 to #141 - aerius (03/29/2013) [-]
that's good to hear. I hope he grows up strong :>
#155 to #117 - A Pickle (03/29/2013) [-]
A few years ago there was a crow flying away with a bunny over my street. The bunny was too heavy and the crow dropped him onto the pavement from at least 25 feet in the air. The bunny survived and we took it for a few days and gave it food and water, then released it into our backyard. We still see the same bunny hopping around our yard today.
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#55 - mouthwash (03/28/2013) [-]
>Be 15   
>Out with a couple of friends   
>Get to the end of my street   
>A wild hedgehog appeared!   
>It's crossing the road in front of a car on the other side of the road to us   
>Dive in front of the car, whisk up the hedge hog and take it back to it's side of the road.    
>Decide to pet him a bit until he curls into his defensive ball   
>Wrap some masking tape around it's ankle so if we ever see it again we'll know   
>Next day   
>Walking past the same spot   
>See a red splattered mass in the middle of the road with some white masking tape sticking out of it   
>MFW   
   
Wouldn't normally of bothered me, but it's the fact I took it back across the road, possibly saving it's life, but then leaving it there instead of taking it to the side it was trying to reach. Must have got squished trying again. Feelsbadman.jpg
>Be 15
>Out with a couple of friends
>Get to the end of my street
>A wild hedgehog appeared!
>It's crossing the road in front of a car on the other side of the road to us
>Dive in front of the car, whisk up the hedge hog and take it back to it's side of the road.
>Decide to pet him a bit until he curls into his defensive ball
>Wrap some masking tape around it's ankle so if we ever see it again we'll know
>Next day
>Walking past the same spot
>See a red splattered mass in the middle of the road with some white masking tape sticking out of it
>MFW

Wouldn't normally of bothered me, but it's the fact I took it back across the road, possibly saving it's life, but then leaving it there instead of taking it to the side it was trying to reach. Must have got squished trying again. Feelsbadman.jpg
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#11 - awildniglet (03/28/2013) [-]
>Christopher Bale   
Christian Bale, don't 			*******		 			****		 that up
>Christopher Bale
Christian Bale, don't ******* **** that up
#1 - Keoul (03/28/2013) [-]
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#20 - blackleather (03/28/2013) [-]
>Am 16
>At a random church retreat
>Girls I know find a baby rabbit
>They argue over it and drop it
>Pick up rabbit and keep arguing
>Drops rabbit again
>Rabbit is now twitching in pain
>Decide to put it out of misery by twisting neck
>Twist head a full 3/4 of a circle
>Rabbit still living
>Call friend over and tell him to bring slingshot
>Grab a rock and use slingshot to smash it's head
>Finally dead
>Name it Jak, bury it and have funeral
>Spend night consoling girls
>Get close but no sex
>Pissed off that they didn't put out
>MFW I realize how much of a scumbag I am for expecting reward sex for killing a baby rabbit
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User avatar #288 to #46 - aconfuseddonut (03/29/2013) [-]
IT'S FULL OF PROTEIN.
User avatar #271 to #46 - inspectah (03/29/2013) [-]
Do you what you can do survive.
#69 to #20 - darwinw (03/29/2013) [-]
You expected sex at a church retreat?
User avatar #71 to #69 - blackleather (03/29/2013) [-]
I was 16 at the time, and none of us actually cared, we were merely dragged along by our parents.
#56 - infinitereaper (03/28/2013) [-]
>Collect Lizards.   
>Put them in container.   
>They kill and eat each other.   
>Collect Toad and frogs.    
>Put in container. Forget for day.    
>Fried Toad and frogs.   
   
>Stop collecting animals.
>Collect Lizards.
>Put them in container.
>They kill and eat each other.
>Collect Toad and frogs.
>Put in container. Forget for day.
>Fried Toad and frogs.

>Stop collecting animals.
#12 - ftsfts (03/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 to #12 - moorbs (03/28/2013) [-]
'He shot a prize cow six times in the head, poor thing's lucky to be alive.'
#114 - pillowhumper ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
<-- Garfield
>be 15
>come home
>my cat outside waiting for me like always
>cuddle with it for a good 10 min
>about to go inside when i feel a lump in the shoulder of Garfield(my cat's name)
>go tell parents about the lump
>call the vet to ask what to do
>vet says it's best to have it checked out
>parents takes Garfield and goes to the vet
>about 2 hours later my parents call me
>it's a giant tumor in the shoulder that stretches in to the joint
>if it were to have surgery it would be a 80% chance he would die and if it went well he would still have to live indoors in great pain for the rest of his life
>i get the question "what do you think we should do?"
>i start to tear up
> out of the whole family of 4 brothers, i was the one who had to decide if Garfield lives in pain or dies and we never get to see him again.
>i say "i think it's best for him if we put him to sleep" with a cracking voice
>go up to my room and sulk the rest of the day
User avatar #158 to #114 - burningsmurfs (03/29/2013) [-]
I understand your pain. I have had similar experiences I don't want to get too into details right now though. Sometimes it makes me wonder though, if people can go on living but be in pain everyone fights against "putting to sleep". When it's a animal you get called cruel for letting it live even if it might be painful. I wonder if I would want to be "put to sleep" just because I would feel pain and then I feel bad for thinking I should put down an animal, maybe it wanted to live even if it felt some pain.
#162 to #114 - funforlife (03/29/2013) [-]
Oh my god i'm so sorry.
#118 to #114 - jldragon (03/29/2013) [-]
**** , that sucks man. I don't think there's much worse than that situation.
#123 to #118 - pillowhumper ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
thanks man. we got a new cat about half a year before this happened, gave her a weird name: Bambina (if it had been a boy it would have been Bambi). we got her because i developed an allergy against fer(actually it's a protein in the spit that I'm allergic to) so we couldn't have the Garfield inside anymore. we built him a little house where we insulated and added sheep wool as patting.
well, the new cat is allergy friendly(Siberian cat if you were wondering). I'm glad we got a new cat, but i still miss Garfield greeting me each time i come home in front of the door.
#148 to #123 - Seanxone (03/29/2013) [-]
Nearly in tears, god damn it. Im so sorry for your loss
Nearly in tears, god damn it. Im so sorry for your loss
#167 - terrorrizor (03/29/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #1310937 at Friendly ** I actually lol'd
User avatar #115 - mrblueftw ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
story time up in this bitch

>at school
>some kids playing with "dead" possum
>throw its limp body around
>about to tell them to stop when possum wakes up
>possum goes ******* and attacks the kids face that hit it with a stick
>scratches up another kids face that was previously trying to throw it on the roof
>it just leaves with its casualness and walks away

possums are bad ass.
#151 to #115 - thempc (03/29/2013) [-]
This image has expired
SO IT DOES EXIST.....
#42 - sirbrentcoe (03/28/2013) [-]
&gt;Be me, last summer   
&gt;black lab dog, we're bros   
&gt;out in the garage fixing 			****		   
&gt;wife in yard with dog and kids   
&gt;a wild scream rips thru the air   
&gt;run to the back of the garage   
&gt;dog has bird in his mouth, very proud of himself   
&gt;Make dog drop the bird   
&gt;send wife away with kids   
&gt;get my pellit pistol (can't dischage real gun within city limits)   
&gt;shoot bird in head, still moving   
&gt;shoot bird thru eye, still moving   
&gt;again in the base of his head, still moving   
&gt;decapitate bird with shovel, throw it in the trash   
...Labs are good bird dogs
>Be me, last summer
>black lab dog, we're bros
>out in the garage fixing ****
>wife in yard with dog and kids
>a wild scream rips thru the air
>run to the back of the garage
>dog has bird in his mouth, very proud of himself
>Make dog drop the bird
>send wife away with kids
>get my pellit pistol (can't dischage real gun within city limits)
>shoot bird in head, still moving
>shoot bird thru eye, still moving
>again in the base of his head, still moving
>decapitate bird with shovel, throw it in the trash
...Labs are good bird dogs
#50 to #42 - lotengo (03/28/2013) [-]
&gt;Be me, few years ago.   
&gt; Trimming hedges for my work.   
&gt; Suddenly see little bird with broken wing, must have fallen out of its nest or something.   
&gt;Ppick it up and see the bone has gone through the skin.    
&gt; Realise it will die a long painfull death if i dont do something.   
&gt; Smash it against the ground as hard as i can, died in a second.   
   
   
   
srsly bro, did u realy need  pistol AND a shovel
>Be me, few years ago.
> Trimming hedges for my work.
> Suddenly see little bird with broken wing, must have fallen out of its nest or something.
>Ppick it up and see the bone has gone through the skin.
> Realise it will die a long painfull death if i dont do something.
> Smash it against the ground as hard as i can, died in a second.



srsly bro, did u realy need pistol AND a shovel
User avatar #52 to #50 - sirbrentcoe (03/28/2013) [-]
in retrospect, no. but i hadn't been shooting in a while. and the shovel trick was to make sure it didn't come back as a zombie.
User avatar #79 to #50 - stringfingerable (03/29/2013) [-]
You know that with proper with ******* care, the bird's wing would've healed.
User avatar #85 to #79 - lotengo (03/29/2013) [-]
i dont know how to fix a bird with a bone sticking out myself. And i was 17 years old, no f*cking way i was going to pay a vet up to 200$ to fix a European Robin
#6 - mattdoggy (03/28/2013) [-]
well that's unfortunate
well that's unfortunate
#146 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
All of these stories are really ******* sad so I'll tell you a happy one.
A family of robins decided to make a nest on the windowsill, so we got to peek through the blinds and watch the eggs hatch, then watch the babies grow up.
All of the babies grew up healthy and learned to fly. It was cute. Nothing horrifying happened.
User avatar #44 - oceanicsss (03/28/2013) [-]
>Be 18
>Walking from my job to my house
>Find a baby raccoon obviously in distress
>Pick it up gently
>Find out it has a broken leg
>Take it home
>Fix it up (I was studying animals n' **** so it was pretty easy)
>Two years past
>Its big and strong, like the whole leg thing never happened
>I was carrying it outside so it can do its buisness
>Out of no where it decides to be a dick and bite my ******* finger
>Its runs into the ******* street
>I'm screaming its name
>Black car speeds by
>I try to wave my hands to stop it
>White bitch is ******* texting while driving
>Runs over my raccoon
>I cry like a 5 year old who lost her doll

**** man, I miss that raccoon.
#182 - Hiddendemon (03/29/2013) [-]
>couple months ago
>raining all day, everything is flooded in backyard
>sitting in my house playing video games when i hear the saddest sounds i've ever heard coming from right outside
>i walk up to the source of the sound, to discover a litter of 4 kittens that were abandoned by their mother
>all 4 were covered with flies, soaking wet, and losing fur.
>I put them all in a box and wrapped them all in a warm blanket, then i fed them with leftover formula (i've dealt with this exact problem before)
>all died within 5 hours, and there was nothing i could do to save them.
>i cried myself to sleep that night.
mfw i see that bitch cat around my house
#120 - toxicjoe (03/29/2013) [-]
..... Christopher Bale?
#9 - captainoptimist (03/28/2013) [-]
>be 18
>big storm the night before, tree branches down all over the place
>at then-boyfriend (now-husband)'s house
>see baby squirrels in the backyard, knocked out of the tree
>all dead but one
>wrap baby squirrel in a towel to show people how cute
>take to my house
>my mom tells me the mama squirrel won't take the baby back now, and it will starve to death
>decide to put baby squirrel out of its misery
>try to drown baby squirrel in sink
>hold it under the water for five minutes
>it's still breathing
>hold it under for ten minutes
>still ******* breathing
>take it back to boyfriend's house
>smash its head with a brick
>still moving
>smash it again, basically mush at this point
>finally dead
>MFW I'm probably going to Hell for this

TL;DR
Baby squirrels are ******* hard to kill.
#33 to #9 - fapperdefap (03/28/2013) [-]
or you could have used on of these
User avatar #101 to #9 - xxlopikedxx (03/29/2013) [-]
You were in the ******* kitchen. Why didn't you use a knife.
#107 to #9 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
wtf
#236 to #9 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
You killed that squirrel for nothing. That is just a myth about animals not caring for their young after they've been touched by humans.
#242 to #9 - doubleac (03/29/2013) [-]
A baby squirrel is a mammal, and all mammals have something called the mammalian diving reflex. Instinctively, when their face is submerged underwater, they hold their breath. This is true for all mammals i believe, even humans. A baby up until around 9 months old will have the mammalian diving reflex :P
User avatar #38 to #9 - SonofChuck (03/28/2013) [-]
I hate squirrels so I feel nothing.
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#15 to #9 - demcomments (03/28/2013) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at conversation between Canada and U.S **

Why did I start to laugh when I pictured you beating a squirrel with a brick? **** I'm a horrible person and I could never beat an animal to death like that..._
User avatar #170 to #9 - grundo (03/29/2013) [-]
OH GOD WHY
THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE
MOTHER ANIMALS DON'T GIVE A **** IF PEOPLE TOUCH THEIR BABIES.
#122 to #9 - xmasterchefx ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
You could have been like this guy, he raised an injured squirrel and it grew to like him so he keeps the squirrel everywhere he goes in his pocket
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#70 to #9 - fannypack (03/29/2013) [-]
Because you couldn't ******* raise the squirrel and have a badass squirrel pet
User avatar #28 to #9 - imalex (03/28/2013) [-]
WHY THE **** DID YOU KILL IT YOU COULDVE KEPT IT
#61 to #9 - WitchKingTroll (03/28/2013) [-]
Squirrel will probably starve to death

Let's kill it!
User avatar #21 to #9 - santathumbs (03/28/2013) [-]
I have a question regarding this story;
Why didn't you keep the squirrel as a pet?
Explain!
User avatar #354 to #21 - captainoptimist (04/03/2013) [-]
I have no explanation. I panicked when I thought it was going to starve to death.
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