spaghetti marianas. .. gayzoned... yes
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#2 - phantomi
Reply +183
(02/16/2013) [-]
gayzoned...
#88 to #2 - octaviano
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Worst way of gayzoned.
#19 - notarepostlol
Reply +162
(02/16/2013) [-]
reminds me of this
#40 to #19 - kolpster
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(02/16/2013) [-]
>MFW
>MFW
#110 to #19 - darkrei
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(02/16/2013) [-]
this is the best thing ever.
#61 to #19 - seylorm
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(02/16/2013) [-]
is that a crazy laugh or just the pain from a dick up his ass?
#7 - illegalartist
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(02/16/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#26 to #7 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#15 - pianoasis
Reply +57
(02/16/2013) [-]
Similar story that is actually true:

>On a field trip to a college nearby my high school
>See girl I've liked ever since I first saw her 10/10
>She's walking in a group with other people I know
>Catch up with the group like a betafag
>We're all walking together
>Talking about where we want to go to lunch
>Chik-fil-a is in sight
>Everyone agrees on Chik-fil-a
>Jokingly I say "Wait, I can't go there, they don't let gay people in"
>No one laughs
>Girl I like says "Anon you're gay?"
>I say no it was a joke
>No one laughs
>Later that day
>Girl is walking with my best friend
>Their hands are locked together
mfw
#226 to #15 - jingleforth
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Be honest, is that true?
#229 to #226 - pianoasis
Reply 0
(10/02/2013) [-]
Practically word for word
#228 to #15 - trivdiego
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(10/02/2013) [-]
sorry man
#80 to #15 - skwirl
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I thought it was a good joke.
#212 to #15 - provodka
Reply +2
(02/17/2013) [-]
whyyyy   
please nooooooo   
why    
it hurts
whyyyy
please nooooooo
why
it hurts
#59 to #15 - brettyoke
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(02/16/2013) [-]
You should have said that about some other guy in your group. Don't bag on yourself bro.
#30 to #15 - hueman
Reply +6
(02/16/2013) [-]
Welp, us betafags stick together, eh?
Welp, us betafags stick together, eh?
#39 to #15 - sirbutterballs
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(02/16/2013) [-]
God dammit dude that made me feel ashamed.
#34 to #15 - ishalltroll
Reply +10
(02/16/2013) [-]
Holy ******* ********* why would you even say that?
Holy ******* ********* why would you even say that?
#16 to #15 - iFail
Reply +16
(02/16/2013) [-]
Beta as ****. MFW.

P.s Sorry for not really being too sympathetic. I probably look like a total asshole but this was my only appropriate reaction image.
#17 to #16 - pianoasis
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(02/16/2013) [-]
no worries its just a story
#18 to #17 - iFail
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I thumbed both your comments for being such a good guy about it.
#20 to #15 - davvi
Reply +89
(02/16/2013) [-]
why would you make a joke like that in the first place?
why would you make a joke like that in the first place?
#33 to #20 - cujorp
Reply +8
(02/16/2013) [-]
Hey wait a second, that's not a cube... that's a box...
#36 to #33 - davvi
Reply +6
(02/16/2013) [-]
a cube-shaped box
#6 - memescomefromb
Reply +19
(02/16/2013) [-]
For anyone who wants it
#13 to #6 - pianoasis
Reply +72
(02/16/2013) [-]
**** your white line
#29 - residentblackman
Reply +51
(02/16/2013) [-]
>be in HS
>senior, quarterback, also captain of the football team
>recently got out of a bad breakup
>oh **** valentine's day
>desperate to find a girl, just want to use her as a cumbucket
>one of my girl friends says that she found someone just my type
>we all go to Django unchained
>oh **** *****, there's like 6 girls here, I'm the only guy
>see some scrawny, androgynous girl (I assume)
>she's actually pretty cute
>try to ease out of the 5 girls that are surrounding my dick just to talk to the shy girl
>I later tell my original friend that I like her
>MFW she tells me he's a guy
>MFW she told the guy that I like him and that he's my type
#111 to #29 - darkrei
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(02/16/2013) [-]
who care? go destroy that ass.
#57 to #29 - dosoct
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(02/16/2013) [-]
oh......anime
#94 to #29 - onenuttedchimp
Reply +2
(02/16/2013) [-]
LOOK AT THAT FORM!
#191 to #94 - archiehicox
Reply +1
(02/17/2013) [-]
YYYEEEEAHHHAHAHHHHHHEEEEHAAAAHH!
#121 to #94 - residentblackman
Reply +1
(02/16/2013) [-]
NOW RESPECT IT!!!
*sniff*
MAAAAAAAAN
#47 - howunexpected
Reply +30
(02/16/2013) [-]
I've got a similar story, only I'm a homosex, so it the opposite
>Be me, 15, out w/ friends at StarBucks
>Theres this girl my friends know, sitting with us. Shes cute, but not that cute.
>I'm there with this guy who I'm kinda dating. He is verrrrrrrryyyyy gay
> My friends are assholes, try to convince other girl that I like her.
>She looks up, really hopeful and says "Really? You;re really cute to!"
>My date ******* stands up and shouts "NO BITCH, HE'S MINE!!!"
>She runs out, crying, my friends are dumbstruck.
>Never see girl again, I break up with boy.

#49 to #47 - zerolimz
Reply +37
(02/16/2013) [-]
that's pretty sad for her
that's pretty sad for her
#50 - bowservoltaire
Reply +29
(02/16/2013) [-]
> relationship zone
> flirt zone
> cute zone
> friend zone
> best-friend zone
> you-remind-me-of-my-mom zone (yes, it exists)
> a-brother-to-me zone
> abyssal zone


> ???








> gay zone
#77 to #50 - sheathedfang
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Oh wow, that's the name for it... I've been in the you-remind-me-of-my-mom-zone.....
#25 - opa
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(02/16/2013) [-]
that's how it feels to chew 5 gum
#10 - maddboiy
Reply +25
(02/16/2013) [-]
you poor man
you poor man
#28 to #10 - nonsensical
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(02/16/2013) [-]
damm i can't stop looking that
#35 to #28 - thecurlysage
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(02/16/2013) [-]
that has to be the coolest story ever told by a bro