spaghetti marianas. .. gayzoned... yes
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User avatar #2 - phantomi (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#19 - notarepostlol (02/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
reminds me of this
#7 - illegalartist ONLINE (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - pianoasis (02/16/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Similar story that is actually true:

>On a field trip to a college nearby my high school
>See girl I've liked ever since I first saw her 10/10
>She's walking in a group with other people I know
>Catch up with the group like a betafag
>We're all walking together
>Talking about where we want to go to lunch
>Chik-fil-a is in sight
>Everyone agrees on Chik-fil-a
>Jokingly I say "Wait, I can't go there, they don't let gay people in"
>No one laughs
>Girl I like says "Anon you're gay?"
>I say no it was a joke
>No one laughs
>Later that day
>Girl is walking with my best friend
>Their hands are locked together
#20 to #15 - davvi (02/16/2013) [-]
why would you make a joke like that in the first place?
why would you make a joke like that in the first place?
#6 - memescomefromb (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
For anyone who wants it
#13 to #6 - pianoasis (02/16/2013) [-]
**** your white line
#29 - residentblackman (02/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>be in HS
>senior, quarterback, also captain of the football team
>recently got out of a bad breakup
>oh **** valentine's day
>desperate to find a girl, just want to use her as a cumbucket
>one of my girl friends says that she found someone just my type
>we all go to Django unchained
>oh **** ***** , there's like 6 girls here, I'm the only guy
>see some scrawny, androgynous girl (I assume)
>she's actually pretty cute
>try to ease out of the 5 girls that are surrounding my dick just to talk to the shy girl
>I later tell my original friend that I like her
>MFW she tells me he's a guy
>MFW she told the guy that I like him and that he's my type
User avatar #47 - howunexpected (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I've got a similar story, only I'm a homosex, so it the opposite
>Be me, 15, out w/ friends at StarBucks
>Theres this girl my friends know, sitting with us. Shes cute, but not that cute.
>I'm there with this guy who I'm kinda dating. He is verrrrrrrryyyyy gay
> My friends are assholes, try to convince other girl that I like her.
>She looks up, really hopeful and says "Really? You;re really cute to!"
>My date ******* stands up and shouts "NO BITCH, HE'S MINE!!!"
>She runs out, crying, my friends are dumbstruck.
>Never see girl again, I break up with boy.

#49 to #47 - zerolimz (02/16/2013) [-]
that's pretty sad for her
that's pretty sad for her
User avatar #50 - bowservoltaire (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> relationship zone
> flirt zone
> cute zone
> friend zone
> best-friend zone
> you-remind-me-of-my-mom zone (yes, it exists)
> a-brother-to-me zone
> abyssal zone

> ???

> gay zone
#25 - opa (02/16/2013) [-]
that's how it feels to chew 5 gum
#10 - maddboiy ONLINE (02/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
you poor man
you poor man
#5 - phorthelulz (02/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
of laughter and sympathy
of laughter and sympathy
#71 - lookatmyhouseofwax (02/16/2013) [-]
Oh wow man.. i...
On a scale from 1 to Bad, this is ******* Chernobyl.
#38 - mikoli (02/16/2013) [-]
>Heart literally dissolves
#31 - mondprinzessin (02/16/2013) [-]
well that sucks...
well that sucks...
#109 - dflash ONLINE (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
His palms are spaghetti, knees spaghetti, arms spaghetti
There's spaghetti on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's spaghetti, but on the surface he looks spaghetti and ready to drop spaghetti,
But he keeps on spaghetti what he spaghetti down,
The whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking spaghetti, everybody's spaghetti now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti
Oh, there goes spaghetti
#45 - thedarkestrogue (02/16/2013) [-]
MFW "heart literally dissolves"
MFW "heart literally dissolves"
#95 - lilRican (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #211 at The Simpsons feel **

That ******* sucks donkey peepee
#24 - iamphoenix (02/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Well, you got homo-zoned.
#27 to #24 - johnnybtrollin (02/16/2013) [-]
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#23 - spangle (02/16/2013) [-]
Oh no.
#124 - mooghens ONLINE (02/16/2013) [+] (77 replies)
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