senior prank. . Senior prank time neediness Pass high school. They' ll never see it coming.. 1. Get mattress 2. Carry mattress into school 3. Throw mattress into school pool 4. Overnight, mattress will get soaked and heavy as 5. They'll need a crane to  4Chan
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#2 - applescryatnight (05/12/2014) [-]
go to beach with bookbags, nyquil, and bread
soak bread with nyquil and toss around beach
collect seagulls in bookbags
enter school with seagulls
release seagulls around school, in vents, in staircases, anywhere really.
if there are elevators then bonus points to putting them there. they hate elevators.
#6 to #2 - HarryCox (05/13/2014) [-]
Too add on, you can spread out bird food with laxatives.. Birds will **** everywhere!
User avatar #99 to #2 - leafonthewind (05/13/2014) [-]
>go to beach
> I live in fort worth

I already failed
#138 to #99 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (05/13/2014) [-]
Commit Seppuku
User avatar #182 to #138 - leafonthewind (05/13/2014) [-]
suicide is the opposite of commitment
#3 - juter (05/13/2014) [-]
1. Get mattress   
2. Carry mattress into school   
3. Throw mattress into school pool   
4. Overnight, mattress will get soaked and heavy as 			****		   
5. They'll need a crane to get it out
1. Get mattress
2. Carry mattress into school
3. Throw mattress into school pool
4. Overnight, mattress will get soaked and heavy as ****
5. They'll need a crane to get it out
User avatar #104 to #3 - fadetometallica (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh no not this again
#14 to #3 - titaniums (05/13/2014) [-]
1. Get crane
2. Carry crane into school
3. Throw crane into school pool
4. Overnight, crane will get soaked and heavy as ****
5. They'll need a mattress to get it out
#47 to #14 - vgmddg ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
1. Get school   
2. Carry school into crane   
3. Throw school into crane 			****		   
4. Overnight, school will get soaked and heavy as mattress   
5. They'll need a pool to get it out
1. Get school
2. Carry school into crane
3. Throw school into crane ****
4. Overnight, school will get soaked and heavy as mattress
5. They'll need a pool to get it out
User avatar #72 to #47 - assdoreponyfucker (05/13/2014) [-]
1. Get pool
2. Carry pool into mattress
3. Throw pool into mattress crane.
4. Overnight, pool will get soaked and heavy as **** .
5. They'll need a school to get it out
#78 to #72 - edeott (05/13/2014) [-]
1. 			****		 overnight   
2. Carry overnight into mattress   
3. Throw overnight into crane mattress   
4. School, overnight will 			****		 soaked and heavy as get   
5. They'll need a pool to 			****		 it out
1. **** overnight
2. Carry overnight into mattress
3. Throw overnight into crane mattress
4. School, overnight will **** soaked and heavy as get
5. They'll need a pool to **** it out
User avatar #200 to #139 - boomerpyro (06/07/2014) [-]
oh i got this little dancing putin here now, thanks
thebest404pageever.com/swf/Full%20Metal%20Disney.swf
#20 to #14 - juter (05/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - juha (05/13/2014) [-]
pigs, numbers, cranes etc.
#77 - phudgepacker (05/13/2014) [-]
>Get 4 pigs   
>paint 1, 2, and 4 on them   
>release into school   
> detonate atomic bomb in school
>Get 4 pigs
>paint 1, 2, and 4 on them
>release into school
> detonate atomic bomb in school
#157 to #77 - rembrandtx (05/13/2014) [-]
Those kids piss me off
#21 - abysmalshadow (05/13/2014) [-]
Some kids at my school decided to wrap the locks to all the lockers in duct tape as a grad prank (weak **** , I know).
I hadn't used my locker all year and didn't even know the combination or which locker it was.
MFW now I know which one's mine, I can probably just let the school deal with it on locker clean-up day since there's nothing in there, and I didn't even need a crane to get it out.
#23 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
This one time, Me and my friends usamajime , preshmilk, greendroid , reekballs , klina, include, joshlol, nomsoms, xgrandmoffx, mindsculptoriace, threeeighteen, mastercolossus, russianbro, acemcgunner, mankey, fitemeirlbro, tosado, murphyslawtesties, zocard, soundofwinter , wbrehmer , dakingxd, imadethisforitems, mrnecro, I Am Monkey, ragingbrony, katiegirl, theguyinabox , forahilarm, RealRune, evebishop, dehnoobshow, sciencexplain, ultimatefusion, theannoyingfjguy, produx, ************ , crackedpepper, plerp, coocoro, wrongexplain, frankbeeflinks, nought, miscarriage, zerith, nigeltheoutlaw, skiskate, leonhardt, organicglory, and matheomaidana epicscorpion, settantaventi , the chosentroll , holyfool, dantemp , thomaster, zpryed, terawoodie, asthmetheus, benrocks, onederman, twi , sunset, capobvious, sirkanesixtytwo, beroty, leobreacker, iamwhite, juha, juter , titaniums, regius, harrycox, applesdontpee, twi, and applescryatnight decided to sneak into the school and with hundreds and hundreds of buckets full of their sweet sweet nectar Cum And mixed it with the water system in the school. everyone drank the fountain, took showers without knowing they are drinking and bathing in their sweet sweet cum. **** was tight.

Before breaking into the school.

As I gather up the group and told them about my plan. They all, without warning, Drop their pants and grab me and ripe off my clothes.. Suddenly... I was on my knees sucking on all of their HUGE THICK PULSING TWITCHING COCKS. Include and Ragingbrony started touching and fingering licking and ******* my tight ass. As they did that, I lead out a moaning of a thousand male getting ****** by their lover. 3 hours had passed and I was able to please all of them and was able to fill hundreds and hundreds of bucket of their sweet juice.

On our way to the school. I got a bit thirsting and drank at least 6 buckets of their sweet white cum. But they didnt mind.
Cum actually taste like grape
User avatar #26 to #23 - fitemeirlbro (05/13/2014) [-]
truth
User avatar #29 to #26 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
yes.
User avatar #50 to #26 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
#sotruestory
User avatar #126 to #23 - mindsculptorjace (05/13/2014) [-]
I would normally thumb up wakfu posts, but that was utterly disgusting, so I'll just mosey along.


would you be willing to share you wakfu folder?
User avatar #128 to #126 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
probably..
#129 to #128 - mindsculptorjace (05/13/2014) [-]
I can pay you in porn if you want.
I can pay you in porn if you want.
User avatar #130 to #129 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
No thank you.. though I do star in a few pornographic videos
#131 to #130 - mindsculptorjace (05/13/2014) [-]
Alright, then there's nothing for me to do but wait.
#136 to #134 - mindsculptorjace (05/13/2014) [-]
"will you share your wakfu folder with me?"   
>"probably...."
"will you share your wakfu folder with me?"
>"probably...."
User avatar #137 to #136 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Understood.
I would to share it with you but I'm the only who use Wakfu picture around here.
#140 to #137 - mindsculptorjace (05/13/2014) [-]
whatchagonnadoaboutit.jpg
whatchagonnadoaboutit.jpg
User avatar #142 to #140 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Nothing.
#145 to #142 - mindsculptorjace (05/13/2014) [-]
please? I need more wakfu pictures.
please? I need more wakfu pictures.
User avatar #146 to #145 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Could just go through my comment section and get it that way. or search on the internet.
User avatar #147 to #146 - mindsculptorjace (05/13/2014) [-]
tfw exceptionally lazy tho
User avatar #149 to #147 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
I will eventually..
#151 to #149 - mindsculptorjace (05/13/2014) [-]
Well wakfu is still awesome, so be my friend
#158 to #23 - spoileralerts (05/13/2014) [-]
You said no homo, though, right?
User avatar #178 to #23 - dehnoobshow (05/13/2014) [-]
Actually, fun fact, semen tastes more like salty peas.
I know this because.... Science.
User avatar #51 to #23 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
usamajime , preshmilk, greendroid , reekballs , klina, include, joshlol, nomsoms, xgrandmoffx, mindsculptoriace, threeeighteen, mastercolossus, russianbro, acemcgunner, mankey, fitemeirlbro, tosado, murphyslawtesties, zocard, soundofwinter , wbrehmer , dakingxd, imadethisforitems, mrnecro, I Am Monkey, ragingbrony, katiegirl, theguyinabox , forahilarm, RealRune, evebishop, dehnoobshow, sciencexplain, ultimatefusion, theannoyingfjguy, produx, ************ , crackedpepper, plerp, coocoro, wrongexplain, frankbeeflinks, nought, miscarriage, zerith, nigeltheoutlaw, skiskate, leonhardt, organicglory, and matheomaidana epicscorpion, settantaventi , the chosentroll , holyfool, dantemp , thomaster, zpryed, terawoodie, asthmetheus, benrocks, onederman, twi , sunset, capobvious, sirkanesixtytwo, beroty, leobreacker, iamwhite, juha, juter , titaniums, regius, harrycox, applesdontpee, twi, and applescryatnight

No seriously.. Cum actually does taste like grape. To me at least..

I am not ************ .. It actually does!

weird lasting after-taste though.

I wonder if mexican cum taste like a bit spicy?

black people cum taste like straight up bleachy vanilla.

white people taste like grape.
User avatar #67 to #51 - regius (05/13/2014) [-]
so if white people taste like grape is that why a brother always trying to get that white chocolate? Life is complete my world makes sense again
User avatar #85 to #67 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Yes..
I still never try mexican cocks.
User avatar #88 to #85 - regius (05/13/2014) [-]
Not even if i bring taco's and tortilla chips?
User avatar #93 to #88 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
I feel like mexican cum will taste a bit spicy. Because of their diet.

Then again. I can't say because I never try it before.
User avatar #105 to #93 - regius (05/13/2014) [-]
Sometimes life's a box of chocolates-er-glasses of cum. You just gotta take a chance.....or pass it to the nearby mind broke individual we played with. It was a long night and forgotten a lot waking up with a tree tied to my back and a few car's that weren't mine. i guess i thought the keys were pretty decorations for the tree. I was right
User avatar #60 to #51 - joshlol (05/13/2014) [-]
stop this

admin's telling us to be strict with people abusing mention spam
User avatar #69 to #60 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Then again. If I do somehow get banned. I WILL come back. trust me.
User avatar #80 to #69 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
you mean cumm'd back lol
User avatar #71 to #69 - joshlol (05/13/2014) [-]
#74 to #71 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
I am here to stay forever.   
banned or not.
I am here to stay forever.
banned or not.
User avatar #76 to #74 - joshlol (05/13/2014) [-]
that's the attitude fj likes
User avatar #62 to #60 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Admin will come around soon.
User avatar #109 to #62 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
you mean cum soon
User avatar #52 to #51 - twi (05/13/2014) [-]
pls no
User avatar #57 to #51 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
this is true
User avatar #185 to #51 - xgrandmoffx (05/14/2014) [-]
What, do you drink your own cum regularly or something?
User avatar #186 to #185 - groovierpoet (05/14/2014) [-]
No. that is gross.
User avatar #187 to #186 - xgrandmoffx (05/14/2014) [-]
It's gross whether or not it's yours.
User avatar #188 to #187 - groovierpoet (05/14/2014) [-]
i respect your opinion and substitute my own
User avatar #190 to #189 - groovierpoet (05/14/2014) [-]
Sorry.. I barely passed calculus.
User avatar #191 to #190 - xgrandmoffx (05/14/2014) [-]
It's just some constant used in computing the electric forces between two charged particles.
User avatar #192 to #191 - groovierpoet (05/14/2014) [-]
Science got it.
sciencexplain
#194 to #192 - xgrandmoffx (05/14/2014) [-]
Don't worry, explain team member; I got dis.

F = kQq/r^2

F is the force exerted on each particle by the other.
Q and q are the charges of the particles.
r is the radius (distance between the particles).

If both particles are positive, or both are negative, then the force on each particle faces away from the other. If they particles have opposite signs, then they are attracted to each other. If one or both particles in question has no charge (e.g. a neutron), then there is no force.

The equation calculates the electric force between any two particles in the universe. No matter how far two particles are, they experience a force measureable by kQq/r^2. For two particles that are very far away, 'r' is very large, so the deniominator approaches zero and the force is negligible. The force has more of an effect when two particles are close together.

Pic sort of related.
User avatar #197 to #194 - sciencexplain (05/14/2014) [-]
Bravo, my friend. Someone took calculus.
User avatar #195 to #194 - groovierpoet (05/14/2014) [-]
Thank you friend.
#196 to #195 - xgrandmoffx (05/14/2014) [-]
You are welcome.
User avatar #164 to #51 - klina (05/13/2014) [-]
The only cum I've tasted is usually bittersweet, though depending on the diet, has sometimes been sweet entirely, but I've never tasted grape.
User avatar #66 to #63 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
best party ever!!
User avatar #89 to #86 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
I will NEVER stop making my memory post.
#91 to #89 - rebeller (05/13/2014) [-]
Holy **** , fast reply
#94 to #91 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Like you.    
Yeah I went there.
Like you.
Yeah I went there.
#98 to #94 - rebeller (05/13/2014) [-]
You dense ************ , you.
User avatar #24 to #23 - twi (05/13/2014) [-]
**twi rolled comment #96 ** :
Double check on serebii next time. They always post legit information, and clearly say when something is unconfirmed.
#38 to #24 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled comment #149 ** :
**acemcgunner rolled comment #149 ** :
#92 to #38 - atma (05/13/2014) [-]
oh god, that's not the image I want to see after reading that
User avatar #95 to #92 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
yes it is
User avatar #125 to #38 - dodecahedron (05/13/2014) [-]
that hurt my boner
User avatar #25 to #24 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
But this is legit.
User avatar #82 to #23 - ragingbrony ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
I ain't reading it
But I checked it

YOU HAPPY NOW?!
#84 to #82 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Yes. thank you luv.
Yes. thank you luv.
User avatar #30 to #23 - wrongexplain (05/13/2014) [-]
When do we got to have your thick white cum?
User avatar #34 to #30 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
No-one.
User avatar #32 to #30 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
best times
#45 to #23 - regius (05/13/2014) [-]
I shouldn't of taken that glass you offered...
I shouldn't of taken that glass you offered...
#135 to #45 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
*have
User avatar #108 to #23 - Sunset (05/13/2014) [-]
don't
User avatar #110 to #108 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Don't what my luv?
User avatar #111 to #110 - Sunset (05/13/2014) [-]
don't
User avatar #114 to #111 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Still don't understand my luv but I still love you.
User avatar #112 to #108 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
that was great times!
#165 to #23 - juter (05/13/2014) [-]
oh no don't you bring me into this
oh no don't you bring me into this
#148 to #23 - ultimatefusion (05/13/2014) [-]
I've been mentioned three times today, but they all include gay thoughts... Not sure if i should swell with pride or hide in shame.  Seriously though, this becoming like a daily routine
I've been mentioned three times today, but they all include gay thoughts... Not sure if i should swell with pride or hide in shame. Seriously though, this becoming like a daily routine
User avatar #150 to #148 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Dont be ashame.
User avatar #184 to #148 - xgrandmoffx (05/14/2014) [-]
Just take is as flattery.
#33 to #23 - applesdontpee (05/13/2014) [-]
so many questions
User avatar #42 to #33 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
I remember you, are you that guy who cummed on my feet that day?
User avatar #115 to #23 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
I remember this one time how everybody lined up to force their way into my asshole and repeated this for 5 hours straight as they each took turns blokrokker bonkii
DmOnZ dysfunctionalvet eight include jalthelas joshlol kokanum mrgoodlove roll saiyajinwarrior shadowtails
sisterblister Sunset sweetsighlullaby teranin twi xinzley
xXThatxOnexGuyXx yuukoku

#119 to #115 - yuukoku (05/13/2014) [-]
Don't you dare bring me into this, you little 			****		.
Don't you dare bring me into this, you little **** .
#121 to #115 - jalthelas (05/13/2014) [-]
Skooks!
Skooks!
User avatar #199 to #121 - skooks (05/25/2014) [-]
you called
User avatar #168 to #115 - sweetsighlullaby (05/13/2014) [-]
I don't have a penis? I can't be in your asshole
User avatar #174 to #168 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
;D i'll be in yours?
User avatar #175 to #174 - sweetsighlullaby (05/13/2014) [-]
sounds like a plan
User avatar #176 to #175 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
pms? maybe?
User avatar #177 to #176 - sweetsighlullaby (05/13/2014) [-]
sure? lol
#167 to #115 - teranin ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
That wasn't me, 			******
That wasn't me, ******
User avatar #173 to #167 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
yes it was
User avatar #155 to #115 - mrgoodlove (05/13/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #124 to #115 - DmOnZ (05/13/2014) [-]
We agreed to never bring this up...
User avatar #118 to #115 - kokanum (05/13/2014) [-]
Yes I did
User avatar #117 to #115 - bonkii (05/13/2014) [-]
Great times
User avatar #116 to #115 - roll (05/13/2014) [-]
what
#122 to #115 - sisterblister (05/13/2014) [-]
i didnt read it but <
User avatar #81 to #23 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
this still isn't gayer than...
twilight? nope
bieber? nope
one direction's male fanbase? still not gay enough
my gay cousin Alan? he's still straighter than this crap
two faggots licking eachother's prolapsed anuses still wouldn't be gayer than this.
I can't seem to think of anything gayer than comment #23


yep, this is the gayest thing I've ever read
User avatar #83 to #81 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
I still don't know on why you think this is "Gay?"
User avatar #172 to #81 - beroty (05/13/2014) [-]
he said no homo,so this wasn't gay
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User avatar #61 to #23 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled user zeruaargi ** read this!!
#183 to #23 - xgrandmoffx (05/14/2014) [-]
Holy **** , man. I log in and find not one, not two, not three but four mentions from you. Getting sexually tense irl?
User avatar #55 to #23 - zpryed (05/13/2014) [-]
this is the second one i've been in if people keep saying this people are going to start thinking ima whore
User avatar #58 to #55 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
you are a whore..
#73 to #58 - zpryed (05/13/2014) [-]
i hope you get hit with a cock
User avatar #79 to #73 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
I had.

i actually do have bruise on my upper left eye once by a black guy cock.
hard as steel.
Hurts like hell.
User avatar #59 to #55 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
But you are a whore?
#75 to #59 - zpryed (05/13/2014) [-]
you and the other guy are going to give me away prostitution is illegal in america
#170 to #23 - reekballs (05/13/2014) [-]
Im sick and my ******* TV broke down I DONT NEED THIS ****
User avatar #31 to #23 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
best memories about school... you did love a good ole dick forest!!
User avatar #153 to #23 - sirwolfcat (05/13/2014) [-]
Know of anyplace I can watch Wakfu in English?
#156 to #23 - zocard (05/13/2014) [-]
**zocard rolled image** mfw
User avatar #28 to #23 - beroty (05/13/2014) [-]
i what?
User avatar #35 to #28 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
he made us cum in buckets
#103 to #97 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled image** mfw we both know and remember it all
User avatar #64 to #23 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled user Marker ** read this!!
#143 to #23 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
and flagged
User avatar #144 to #143 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Kay.
#46 to #23 - mankey (05/13/2014) [-]
"my tight ass" unless this is a prequal story, by now we could drive three minis in there like in the Italian job, ramping up the sides to try and do a flip.
User avatar #54 to #46 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
no. this is a squeal.
#70 to #54 - mankey (05/13/2014) [-]
Welp.....rev up the engines boys.
Welp.....rev up the engines boys.
User avatar #101 to #23 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
we should do this again and again with: usamajime , preshmilk, greendroid , reekballs , klina, include, joshlol, nomsoms, xgrandmoffx, mindsculptoriace, threeeighteen, mastercolossus, russianbro, acemcgunner, mankey, fitemeirlbro, tosado, murphyslawtesties, zocard, soundofwinter , wbrehmer , dakingxd, imadethisforitems, mrnecro, I Am Monkey, ragingbrony, katiegirl, theguyinabox , forahilarm, RealRune, evebishop, dehnoobshow, sciencexplain, ultimatefusion, theannoyingfjguy, produx, ************ , crackedpepper, plerp, coocoro, wrongexplain, frankbeeflinks, nought, miscarriage, zerith, nigeltheoutlaw, skiskate, leonhardt, organicglory, and matheomaidana epicscorpion, settantaventi , the chosentroll , holyfool, dantemp , thomaster, zpryed, terawoodie
User avatar #102 to #101 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Don't do that.

Only I can.
User avatar #154 to #102 - zocard (05/13/2014) [-]
what was it? : o
User avatar #163 to #154 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
your mother
#181 to #163 - zocard (05/13/2014) [-]
**zocard rolled image** Oh thank god it got deleted then, she an ugly bitch...
**zocard rolled image** Oh thank god it got deleted then, she an ugly bitch...
User avatar #193 to #101 - produx (05/14/2014) [-]
You EVER mention me again, and I'll shove my Ace Mcgunner so far up your ass, any thoughts you have will have to tip-toe past the ironsights.
User avatar #198 to #193 - acemcgunner (05/14/2014) [-]
first name ace
last name mcgunner
User avatar #179 to #169 - nomsoms (05/13/2014) [-]
Yes
#166 to #101 - crackedpepper (05/13/2014) [-]
should i be worried that i was mentioned in a flagged image?
User avatar #43 to #41 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Dont lie love.
#48 to #43 - include (05/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#56 to #48 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
luv? Why you gotta be like this?
luv? Why you gotta be like this?
User avatar #106 to #23 - russianbro (05/13/2014) [-]
KILL YOURSELVES
User avatar #107 to #106 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
Friend, don't say these type of words. they are very bad words..
User avatar #39 to #36 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
she is a him..
User avatar #37 to #36 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
But.. I am a male?
User avatar #40 to #37 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
you are best at sucking
User avatar #44 to #40 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
I have a sucking power of a black-hole.
User avatar #49 to #44 - acemcgunner (05/13/2014) [-]
yes you did <3
#87 to #23 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/13/2014) [-]
&gt;gets mentioned   
&gt;swell with pride   
&gt;remember that no one loves me in real life   
&gt;masturbate and cry at the same time
>gets mentioned
>swell with pride
>remember that no one loves me in real life
>masturbate and cry at the same time
#90 to #87 - groovierpoet (05/13/2014) [-]
But I love you.
User avatar #141 - kangarude (05/13/2014) [-]
My mom's senior class had the auto shop class take apart the principals car and reassemble it on the roof of the school....
User avatar #132 - Hellomynameisblank (05/13/2014) [-]
My senior prank was a pool party, don't know how we managed to spread the word without getting busted but the feeling of a class of seniors coming in one mob down the hallway to the school pool was glorious. in all only about 50 of the 350ish people got in. principles bust in 30 minutes later since no seniors were in their classes obviously. everyone got bitched at but got off scott free.
User avatar #123 - anonefgthree (05/13/2014) [-]
At my school they did a ****** prank, 15 kids just took out pillows and 'fell asleep' int he middle of the hallway, but the teacher told them to move and they did after 2 minutes. You can't do pranks anymore without getting in huge trouble, it sucks.
#68 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
That wasn't even the quote from the book.
User avatar #65 - aslypancake (05/13/2014) [-]
I have an idea for mine:

Me and 10 other buddies are going to buy massive boxes of pigeons or some other bird and then let them all loose in the school.
User avatar #22 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
The class ahead of me let pigs loose in the halls.
User avatar #10 - beroty (05/13/2014) [-]
grease door knobs
User avatar #8 - leobreacker (05/13/2014) [-]
Guys give me some good ideas for senior pranks! Nothing physically harmful please.
#9 to #8 - iamwhite (05/13/2014) [-]
get gf   
do this with her in a classroom   
...   
profit
get gf
do this with her in a classroom
...
profit
User avatar #11 to #9 - leobreacker (05/13/2014) [-]
Lmfao, my girlfriend would never agree to this.
#12 to #11 - iamwhite (05/13/2014) [-]
yes she would
and when you do it plz film it for uh sciencey stuff you know
User avatar #13 to #12 - leobreacker (05/13/2014) [-]
Hahaha bro we'e been dating for only a month now, she'll think I'm retarded or something.
#15 to #13 - iamwhite (05/13/2014) [-]
just say itll be fun the internet told you so
User avatar #16 to #15 - leobreacker (05/13/2014) [-]
Hahahaha of course, trust the internet.
#17 to #16 - iamwhite (05/13/2014) [-]
why would it lie to you
User avatar #18 to #17 - leobreacker (05/13/2014) [-]
I have been to the deep webs mate, ever since I dove in to level 4, there was no trusting the interent.
#19 to #18 - iamwhite (05/13/2014) [-]
you know you wanna do it tho and your girl could be a freak you never know
#7 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
when I was in middle school someone took a dump on the vending machine slot where you grab your snacks from

He/she was never brought to justice
User avatar #1 - regius (05/12/2014) [-]
Step 1: Pool money from various senior donors.
Step 2: Make copy of school key
Step 3: Hire Cleaning crew with said pooled money.
Step 4: Have them wax the floors.
Step 5: No Really get that baby slick.
Step 9: Like Candles have just melted across the entire hallway waxy.
Step 32: Wait for teachers to walk in slipping on all floors across the school.
Step 74: ???
Step -10: $$ Profit $$
User avatar #4 to #1 - applesdontpee (05/13/2014) [-]
why do pranks have to physically hurt people? why not psychologically maim them and move on?

seriously though, someone put baby oil on the stairs at my school and 2 people broke their legs.
User avatar #53 to #4 - regius (05/13/2014) [-]
stair i wouldn't do floors are free game you'd really have to **** up the landing to really hurt yourself anyway. and physical pranks are just better because generally their easier to recover from. Unless i wanted to brake someone's spirit i feel it's less of a prank and more of an attack.
User avatar #100 to #4 - ronniesan (05/13/2014) [-]
I like how all you ******* that believe in this circle jerk place physical well-being over psychological well-being.
User avatar #127 to #100 - applesdontpee (05/13/2014) [-]
i guess you missed the sarcasm in the second question..

let me spell this out: you can have a very good prank without physically or psychologically damaging anyone

happy?
#133 to #127 - ronniesan (05/13/2014) [-]
actually yeah that sarcasm flew by at mach speed.

>mfw

Bbut what I said is still true for the people of this mindset because they're all over this site
User avatar #120 to #100 - regius (05/13/2014) [-]
I would destroy anyone who pisses me off but i generally try to be nice in rl i mean that's what we created the internet for right? To be complete asshole's and dicks to random people and kick a few kids with polo then make porn outta their favorite stuff and destroy their lives, or did we just turn this thing into the monster it is now?
User avatar #152 to #120 - kilotech (05/13/2014) [-]
the first "internet" was used for colleges to communicate and pool knowledge so we took a scientific device of immense use and filled it with porn and fart jokes. well used really
User avatar #159 to #152 - regius (05/13/2014) [-]
was slightly joking i know where the internet started but we turned it into a sort of Frankenstein's monster of nudity, racism and pretty much down right depravity in some infamous parts. But thanks for the serious reply.
#160 to #159 - kilotech (05/13/2014) [-]
I am always serious Dave
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