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User avatar #37 - superjavelin (02/26/2012) [-]
> entire bus starts pissing themselves laughing
> piss doesn't stop
> people get scared, guys holding their crotches trying to stop the flow
> bus begins to fill up with collective piss of upper classmen
> bus driver turns around and roars, killing nearest student with a single swipe of his massive, furry claws
> piss keeps rising as the bus speeds down the highway
> bus driver wades through piss, mauling all kids within his reach
> kids are trying to swim away, bus is nearly full of piss and the blood of dead students
> bus driver reaches me as the bus finally fills up
> he claws at his throat, gasping for air and finding only the urine of his enemies
> as the bus driver drowns, i grow gills and start breathing piss
> spaghetti shoots out of the bus's exhaust, launching it skyward
> bus breaks through atmosphere into space, leaving a massive trail of spaghetti through the sky
> by this time I have fashioned myself a hat from the bus driver's soft fur
> I go forth in search of adventure
#53 to #50 - osukiomi (02/26/2012) [-]
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#48 to #37 - ninaf (02/26/2012) [-]
**ninaf rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Hummer ** M ******* FW. You, sir, deserve a thumb.
#43 to #37 - candylandalaska (02/26/2012) [-]
"grow gills" I read "Bear Grylls" .....
#42 to #37 - duchessofcorn (02/26/2012) [-]
Mfw I read this
Mfw I read this
#40 to #37 - terribletruth (02/26/2012) [-]
Still enjoyed reading it for some strange reason.
Still enjoyed reading it for some strange reason.
#38 to #37 - lawlsaremine (02/26/2012) [-]
I 			*******		 LOVE ADVENTURES
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