lel. . Anonymous (ID: ) OP} if senior in highschool to pull senior prank with buddy Meleed to senior parking lot night before school an orange traffic cone in t
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Anonymous (ID: )
OP} if
senior in highschool
to pull senior prank with buddy
Meleed to senior parking lot night before
school
an orange traffic cone in the middle of
a parking spot and fill it with quick set
cement
Tthink: Hahaaha this will be funny when the
teachers cant move the cone fold
Ffriend and I head home for the night.
l wasnt there to see it, but apparently
this happened: Cue next morning and
students are arriving for school,
dushbag in his dad' s 100,
Audi come flying into the parking lot.
tells friends to watch him "drift"
around the cone
completely f ks up and slams into
cone at 45 ish mph
and my friend' s carpool gets there
about 5 - 8 minutes after this
Plarts of the Audi all over the parking lot,
bumper is destroyed, the engine is smoking,
and rear driver side tire is flat
Ffriend and I just keep walking past the
crying kid
iswear to secrecy
Highschool was so long ago I dont
caveat k
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#15 - hoffmeisterh (10/14/2013) [-]
Mocked up a crime scene for a leavers prank, body outlines, fake blood stains on the concrete, legit looking police tape and even some numbered markers scattered around. Was going really well and even some teachers were legit concerned until some dickhead who wasn't even involved went and told everyone it was him that did it.   
mfw I heard him bragging about it at lunch to the hottest girls in school   
also hfw I casually leant in and told everyone he was 			************
Mocked up a crime scene for a leavers prank, body outlines, fake blood stains on the concrete, legit looking police tape and even some numbered markers scattered around. Was going really well and even some teachers were legit concerned until some dickhead who wasn't even involved went and told everyone it was him that did it.
mfw I heard him bragging about it at lunch to the hottest girls in school
also hfw I casually leant in and told everyone he was ************
User avatar #2 - the fuzzball (10/13/2013) [-]
my senior year no one did a prank so after all the seniors were done with the year, me and a buddy got hundreds of papers with "404 error senior prank not found" and plastered them all over the front and the courtyard of the shcool.
User avatar #13 to #2 - toosexyforyou (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah it sucks when no one does a good prank.
#28 - anon (10/14/2013) [-]
thank god for those censorships
thank god for those censorships
#41 - throatpunchasheep ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
In Ireland we have a "muck up day" towards the end of our final year. Last year a second year thought it would be funny to take a 			****		 in a first year's bag. Not only was this a royally cuntish thing to do but the first year's grandfather died that day.   
Its not always all fun and games kids.
In Ireland we have a "muck up day" towards the end of our final year. Last year a second year thought it would be funny to take a **** in a first year's bag. Not only was this a royally cuntish thing to do but the first year's grandfather died that day.
Its not always all fun and games kids.
User avatar #42 to #41 - willisteal (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm Irish too! lol And the same sorta thing happened in my school, but in a bathroom sink!
#43 to #42 - throatpunchasheep ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
Midway through my final year, some kid **** in a urinal and then drew a huge **** umbrella with his own turd.
User avatar #44 to #43 - willisteal (10/14/2013) [-]
gross
#20 - whyunofeellucky (10/14/2013) [-]
Dunno what you guys do for senors, but our senors in Canada usually get chickens loose in the school, smoke bombs, and put in the nastiest porn they can find on the school news.
User avatar #35 to #20 - aldheim (10/14/2013) [-]
My high school wasn't filled with assholes, so we all just graduated and moved on with our lives without doing anything stupid.
User avatar #22 to #20 - Crusader (10/14/2013) [-]
No, no we don't.
You might, but not the rest of us.

At my school all we did was fill a few of the sports balls with water, rotate classroom set ups 180 degrees and set up a few teachers cars with a speaker that played techno when they opened their doors

And with the librarian, we set up another speaker to play barely audible whispering around the library just to watch her look for the people
#23 to #22 - anon (10/14/2013) [-]
The worst we did was steal a remote for the TV and repeatedly turn it off while the teacher tried to show us something "religious and educational". He cried.
User avatar #14 - yournewestgod (10/14/2013) [-]
My senior year someone jammed toothpicks and super glue into every lock on the final exam day.
User avatar #11 - wisconsinwhitepowa (10/13/2013) [-]
how did he manage to damage the engine AND flatten the rear tire?
#12 to #11 - savirleo ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
some cars have the engine closer to the rear, such as this Audi R8
User avatar #4 - anoxz (10/13/2013) [-]
This is ******** ... it's physical impossible to destroy an Audi.
User avatar #9 to #4 - Tusura ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
I have personally witnessed the destruction of an Audi S6 hitting an Audi Q7 SUV.

The devastation still makes me laugh.

almost $200,000 in damage in one shot, by the same family. Husband hit the wife while she was leaving the street and he came in WAY too fast.

(This family won the lottery not too long ago, They bought new cars the VERY SAME ******* DAY)
User avatar #8 to #4 - kaosminett (10/13/2013) [-]
they destroy themselves. quattro trannies are worst trannies ever
User avatar #19 to #8 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
Hey, I like trannies. Waaaaiiiiiit, you're talking about cars.
#25 to #19 - Bobtheblob (10/14/2013) [-]
He's talking about the boring kind of tranny.
#24 to #19 - utasco (10/14/2013) [-]
frank wolf pls?
frank wolf pls?
#45 to #24 - heartlessrobot (10/14/2013) [-]
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He's a trap, not a tranny. Trannies have had surgery and/or identify as female. He uses make-up and a little photoshop to add, say, the cleavage. He also identifies as male.
User avatar #39 to #8 - sgtwilliam (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah.. The reverse on my Quattro A6 from 2000 just said *clunk* one day and now I have no reverse. A $5000 repair, yeey..
#27 to #8 - jacktherabbitwhite (10/14/2013) [-]
I respectfully disagree, as the trannies you only find out the truth about the day after are the worst.
#1 - tomowrath (10/13/2013) [-]
I would be so pissed if i had that expensive of a car and it got totaled.
User avatar #33 to #1 - deescalation (10/14/2013) [-]
don't try showing off and drifting in a high school parking lot. No one will think you're cool anyways
User avatar #46 to #33 - tomowrath (10/14/2013) [-]
I wouldnt drift, but you know he probably thought nothign was wrong. a wide open area and just a stupid small cone
User avatar #40 to #33 - darksideofthebeast (10/14/2013) [-]
Well, if you can actually pull of a drift it's pretty cool.
User avatar #7 to #1 - daxeboo ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
It's his fault for trying to show off.
User avatar #30 to #7 - luddethebunny (10/14/2013) [-]
however, it`s not his fault they filled a cone with sement.
#32 to #30 - Silverseraph (10/14/2013) [-]
I think that you meant "cement". "Sement" brings to mind other things.
User avatar #10 to #1 - WhereMehSammich (10/13/2013) [-]
If you want to drift in an expensive car, you better know how to ******* drift.
#49 - spiceycoughdrop (10/18/2013) [-]
MFW I originally read "it" as being the parking space rather than the cone and everybody jumped on the downthumb/ ur stoopid bandwagon.
MFW I originally read "it" as being the parking space rather than the cone and everybody jumped on the downthumb/ ur stoopid bandwagon.

User avatar #38 - gurtol (10/14/2013) [-]
Good. I hate those rich assholes who act all superior because their parents bought them a brand new car. Every school has them
#34 - bazda (10/14/2013) [-]
My idea for a senior prank was to get an old rowboat, dig about a 3 foot deep hole in the middle of the quad, bury the back half of the boat with quickset concrete if time permitted, and then replace the dirt, so it looks like a rowboat is sinking in the middle of the quad. Everybody shows up to school the next day and there is a boat in the quad.

Sadly nobody could come up with a boat.
#29 - KillerBunny ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
My school didn't do any sort of senior prank so my buddy and I decided to do our own. It was pretty simplistic, basically he put on his horse mask, and I put a pizza box on my head (don't ask me why, I had a pizza box and wanted my face covered) and I hopped on his back while carrying a foam sword, yelled "FOR NARNIAAAAAA" and he ran down the hallway while I blindly swung around a foam sword. To this day no one knows that it was us except a few of our close friends, which is probably a good thing, because I'm told that I apparently smacked a well-known feminazi in the ass with a foam sword. mfw
My school didn't do any sort of senior prank so my buddy and I decided to do our own. It was pretty simplistic, basically he put on his horse mask, and I put a pizza box on my head (don't ask me why, I had a pizza box and wanted my face covered) and I hopped on his back while carrying a foam sword, yelled "FOR NARNIAAAAAA" and he ran down the hallway while I blindly swung around a foam sword. To this day no one knows that it was us except a few of our close friends, which is probably a good thing, because I'm told that I apparently smacked a well-known feminazi in the ass with a foam sword. mfw
#16 - mastertarium ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - spiceycoughdrop (10/13/2013) [-]
Cones are rubbery and flexible. It would have just bent under the car and remained in place unless they meant they filled the conen with cement.
User avatar #31 to #3 - nigsaywhat (10/14/2013) [-]
I mean are you even trying?
#37 to #3 - fedor (10/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #3 - spiceycoughdrop (10/18/2013) [-]
lmao wow it's a good thing this is the internet
User avatar #36 to #3 - ruckallthefules (10/14/2013) [-]
No, you misunderstood. They put the cement in their asses and then just whacked the **** out of the audi with a trafic cone.
User avatar #50 to #21 - spiceycoughdrop (10/18/2013) [-]
Misread it. Don't act like you never make mistakes :U
#6 to #3 - trollinggenius (10/13/2013) [-]
thats pretty much what the greentext is saying m8
it literally says that
User avatar #52 to #6 - spiceycoughdrop (10/18/2013) [-]
The 'it' could have been two things. I read 'it' as being the parking space ;)
User avatar #51 to #18 - spiceycoughdrop (10/18/2013) [-]
Lol because simple mistakes are such a big deal
User avatar #5 to #3 - createdjustnow (10/13/2013) [-]
it said they did exactly that
User avatar #17 to #5 - Lilstow (10/14/2013) [-]
first time i read this i thought op meant they filled the parking spot with quick set cement and stuck the cone to it.

he probably made the same mistake.
User avatar #26 to #17 - IamSofaKingdom (10/14/2013) [-]
That is how I read it as well. There are two subjects in the sentence that can be referred to in reference of the cement so it makes sense that we'd be able to confuse it.
User avatar #48 to #17 - spiceycoughdrop (10/18/2013) [-]
That's actually exactly it. I misread it is all but I guess it gives people good feels to treat people who make simple mistakes as though they are stupid. *shrug* oh internet.
User avatar #53 to #5 - spiceycoughdrop (10/18/2013) [-]
I read the 'it' as being the parking space, not the cone.
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