indaresting. .. So I was at the museum the other day and I saw this fossil (I've seen it many times before), on the little card with all of it's information it said it was over
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#64 - Yuffie (01/14/2013) [-]
So I was at the museum the other day and I saw this fossil (I've seen it many times before), on the little card with all of it's information it said it was over a million years old. I got up real close to the glass and looked at it really hard, and I noticed something. It was this post.
So I was at the museum the other day and I saw this fossil (I've seen it many times before), on the little card with all of it's information it said it was over a million years old. I got up real close to the glass and looked at it really hard, and I noticed something. It was this post.
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#67 to #64 - trollofhalo (01/14/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		, 			*****		.   
   
OP's Face when
Oh **** , ***** .

OP's Face when
User avatar #55 - SuperCookie (01/14/2013) [-]
"then I'm going to worship Satan"

Sounds like something your typical 5 year old would say....
#186 - lordlucifer ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
**lordlucifer rolls 88**
**lordlucifer rolls 88**
User avatar #190 to #186 - pimpinpenguin (01/14/2013) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolls 67** i'll see your dubs, and raise you a second pair of dubs
#194 to #186 - anon (01/14/2013) [-]
please for the love of satan roll 666
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#218 - weazr (01/14/2013) [-]
Since people are sharing stories, I want to share the best story I've read. It's worth the read.
User avatar #235 to #218 - amuserwholikesmuse (01/14/2013) [-]
i was so happy it didnt have one of those ****** twist endiings
#105 to #66 - MotorstormLegend (01/14/2013) [-]
Here, take this.

Also, would you happen to have the original handout? I have the sudden urge to post copies of it all over my school.
User avatar #106 to #105 - stallwallwriter (01/14/2013) [-]
No, I'm afraid not. I just found this amusing image of it online.
#33 - whtkid ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
#145 - grimgrey (01/14/2013) [-]
Satan's face when..
#37 to #6 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (01/13/2013) [-]
#13 to #6 - part (01/13/2013) [-]
ALWAYS ANGRY
ALL THE TIME
User avatar #14 to #13 - wholesomeburn (01/13/2013) [-]
THATS ******* RIGHT YOU LITTLE BITCH, NOW TAKE THAT CACTUS OUT OF YOUR ASS AND ******* GO KICK THOSE ***** IN THE BALLS FOR THE GLORIOUS ******* EMPEROR!
#21 to #14 - atomschlumpf (01/13/2013) [-]
HAVE THIS ******* ANGRY WALLPAPER TO PROPERLY EQUIP YOUR ******* PIECE OF **** DESKTOP WITH SOME GLORIOUS ANGER!
#22 to #21 - wholesomeburn (01/13/2013) [-]
THANK YOU, YOU DUMB-ASS WHORE! I AM 			*******		 PUTTING THIS PIECE OF 			****		 UP RIGHT NOW! DO YOU 			*******		 HEAR ME YOU BITCH!? RIGHT EMPEROR-DAMNED NOW!
THANK YOU, YOU DUMB-ASS WHORE! I AM ******* PUTTING THIS PIECE OF **** UP RIGHT NOW! DO YOU ******* HEAR ME YOU BITCH!? RIGHT EMPEROR-DAMNED NOW!
#24 to #22 - atomschlumpf (01/13/2013) [-]
THAT'S A NICE ******* STORY YOU TELLIN THERE MATE! NOW GO OUT THERE AND ******** SOME XENO SCUM!
#25 to #24 - wholesomeburn (01/13/2013) [-]
**** THAT! IM GOING TO GO ******* STOMP A HERETIC'S ASS SO HARD THAT BY THE TIME IM DONE I WILL BE ******* WEAR SOCKS OF ******* DRIED **** !
#26 to #25 - fargone (01/13/2013) [-]
I imagine you'll get some use out of this, given your name.
User avatar #27 to #26 - wholesomeburn (01/13/2013) [-]
YOU BET YOUR ******* EMPEROR-WORSHIPING ASS I WILL!
#36 to #26 - thegrayknights (01/13/2013) [-]
I totally found the right thread!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
#49 to #39 - thegrayknights (01/14/2013) [-]
There is no heresy here brothar! Only ANGERRRRRRRRRRRRR
#50 to #49 - wholesomeburn (01/14/2013) [-]
FOR THE ******* EMPEROR!
#157 to #50 - krasnogvardiech (01/14/2013) [-]
Stop your shouting and get back on the front lines.
User avatar #29 to #13 - eddiethead (01/13/2013) [-]
**** YEAH! YOU ******* PIECE OF **** ! FOR THE ******* EMPEROR!!
#30 - sparkofinsanity (01/13/2013) [-]
**sparkofinsanity rolled a random image posted in comment #2679664 at MLP Friendly Board ** Satan's face when...
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#172 - IamSofaKingdom (01/14/2013) [-]
For the glory of Satan of course!
For the glory of Satan of course!
User avatar #174 to #172 - undeadwill (01/14/2013) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #175 to #174 - IamSofaKingdom (01/14/2013) [-]
If you are excited about the school girl, it is edited greatly. She is merely leaning forward and talking. They added the tape and changed the eyes.

also it is Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko
User avatar #176 to #175 - undeadwill (01/14/2013) [-]
...o.o

No the plush mascot thing.
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User avatar #242 to #196 - undeadwill (01/14/2013) [-]
Yup pissing blood. Satan enough yet?
#188 to #176 - screamingdemon (01/14/2013) [-]
You must first worship Satan.
You must first worship Satan.
User avatar #241 to #188 - undeadwill (01/14/2013) [-]
Well I'm pissing blood. Satan enough?
#140 - patriotprideboy (01/14/2013) [-]
>be 18    
>sister is having birthday party    
>giggling 13-14 year olds everywhere    
>and it's summer so they aren't exactly dressed conservatively    
>actually getting flustered    
>fast forward to late at night    
>making a taco in the kitchen    
>one of the girls comes into the kitchen to get a glass of water or something    
>starts chatting with me, I turn to look back at her and she's wearing these tiny shorts    
>try not to look at her, to control myself    
>she's silent for a moment    
>comes from behind and wraps her arms around my stomach    
>ho boy, she's ballsy    
>			****		 it    
>turn around and kiss her    
>miraculously no one walks in while we're making out    
>smoothly slide my hand down the front of her little shorts    
>no panties    
>just spaghetti    
>it's overflowing    
>nonstop    
>how can there even be this much spaghetti
>be 18
>sister is having birthday party
>giggling 13-14 year olds everywhere
>and it's summer so they aren't exactly dressed conservatively
>actually getting flustered
>fast forward to late at night
>making a taco in the kitchen
>one of the girls comes into the kitchen to get a glass of water or something
>starts chatting with me, I turn to look back at her and she's wearing these tiny shorts
>try not to look at her, to control myself
>she's silent for a moment
>comes from behind and wraps her arms around my stomach
>ho boy, she's ballsy
> **** it
>turn around and kiss her
>miraculously no one walks in while we're making out
>smoothly slide my hand down the front of her little shorts
>no panties
>just spaghetti
>it's overflowing
>nonstop
>how can there even be this much spaghetti
#182 to #140 - asongulol (01/14/2013) [-]
who here has made-out with a much younger teen? How does it feel? Pls share stories. Nothing scandalous or illegal, just usual stuff like kissing.
#187 to #140 - omgwtfwhoami ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Take them
Take them
#171 to #140 - IamSofaKingdom (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't understand why I am laughing so hard at this.
I don't understand why I am laughing so hard at this.
#209 to #140 - grimgrey (01/14/2013) [-]
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
User avatar #164 to #140 - kingarturi (01/14/2013) [-]
i dont get the spagetti thing
User avatar #143 to #140 - HordeyWordey (01/14/2013) [-]
She was prego
#68 - unworldlypath (01/14/2013) [-]
this is older than time itself
User avatar #225 - TrevorNorris (01/14/2013) [-]
I am a proud Christian, always have been. However, I find things like this funny as hell. The parents and grandparents should just let a little kid do how they please, it's a total cockass move for someone so "righteous" to not give a chance for a child to imagine things. Those kids relatives all freaking suck. Those kind of people give us a bad rep...
#232 to #225 - xoyv (01/14/2013) [-]
"funny as hell"
User avatar #240 to #232 - TrevorNorris (01/14/2013) [-]
lol, it's just an expression.
#52 - peggscott (01/14/2013) [-]
I have never once heard God say this... and I'm catholic... I have been to his house, I have drank his wine. He is an ok guy
User avatar #93 to #52 - sixsicsix (01/14/2013) [-]
That was funny, you are amazing. LET ME LOVE YOU!
User avatar #69 to #52 - icametocomment (01/14/2013) [-]
We need more religious people like you.
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#118 - kingmaker (01/14/2013) [-]
close enough
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