how to use toilet paper. . sses? ? oss how does will cut the toilet paper? i always use scissors 1 just swipe my dick across it really fast 0393 {DP} how does i 4Chan Toilet Paper
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how to use toilet paper

sses? ? oss
how does will cut the toilet paper?
i always use scissors
1 just swipe my dick across it really fast
0393 {DP}
how does it feel to inconvenience yourselfkill to be unique, then brag about it on an anonymous image board?
**** on roll smear it on chest
no you dont
Cutting toilet paper is Mfrs.
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Submitted: 06/12/2014
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User avatar #1 - flemsdfer ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
There's a guy who invented a machine that'd essentially do that for you. The prototype ripped his balls off.
User avatar #2 to #1 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
I need more information on this...
#19 to #1 - anon (06/13/2014) [-]
I believe your talking about this.
#23 to #19 - itsbendingtime (06/13/2014) [-]
the sunday sport is a satrical paper
User avatar #20 to #19 - flemsdfer ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
YES! This is what I remember seeing on here.
User avatar #4 to #1 - Dnisute (06/12/2014) [-]
[Citation needed]
User avatar #5 to #4 - flemsdfer ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
It's been too long ago. I saw it on here maybe half a year to a year ago?
User avatar #8 to #5 - anniethreeone (06/13/2014) [-]
A few google searches turned up nothing, and with such a distinct story, I'm pretty sure this is an urban myth.
User avatar #14 to #8 - whiteniggers (06/13/2014) [-]
it's completely true. i know what flemsdfer is talking about

it was a machine that cut the paper and wiped for you, but the blade that cut the paper came loose and sliced his sack
User avatar #16 to #14 - anniethreeone (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, but if you google that, you get nothing. Not even a page claiming it happened. Come back with a citation.
#6 - shallowandpedantic (06/13/2014) [-]
Rubs it all over your balls afterwards, but then wipes them clean too.
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#17 to #6 - theherowithin (06/13/2014) [-]
but the paper would obstruct the initial poop from falling into the toilet. would not buy.
#13 to #6 - goldengohan (06/13/2014) [-]
which way is it rolling? because if it were rolling away from the toilet paper roll, you'd get **** stains on your nuts
User avatar #22 to #13 - kilotech (06/13/2014) [-]
and if it went up you get **** on your back
User avatar #27 to #22 - mikepetru (06/13/2014) [-]
and you'd have a roll of **** paper on top of the toilet until you finished the roll
#30 to #27 - zerocousland (06/14/2014) [-]
This was a bad idea from start to finish.
#3 - platinuminfernape (06/12/2014) [-]
Paint skillz are breaking the scales.
User avatar #11 to #3 - sanshi (06/13/2014) [-]
Even tho the picture is wrong, since the **** would be downwards towards his back and not upwards.
User avatar #15 to #11 - rainbowisbestpone (06/13/2014) [-]
This **** have +5 to piercing
#10 - cerebrallawlsy (06/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#7 - poutinesalad (06/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#21 - guyperplex (06/13/2014) [-]
**guyperplex rolled image** how i cut it
#28 - toxicwastedump (06/13/2014) [-]
Later that day
#25 - queeftarts (06/13/2014) [-]
**queeftarts rolled image** How I cut toilet paper.
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