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#94 to #29 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
>5 heliums
>Also takes 5 marijuanas to nearly kill you
>helium is marijuana
#23 - clechyl (03/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #78 to #23 - xtiggerx (03/24/2013) [-]
one more pinky
#35 to #23 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
I hate that fat kid... every time I see his face, I imagine him crying in that way that spoiled fat kids usually do. The grunting/cry
#45 to #23 - mugigs (03/23/2013) [-]
no that kid has problems... anyone that does that to their face has problems. Being retarded problems
#20 - SuccessfulNegroII (03/23/2013) [-]
"As soon as my mom goes to sleep"
"As soon as my mom goes to sleep"
#65 to #33 - tomthehippie (03/24/2013) [-]
Oh GOD what the **** did I just read?!?!
#69 to #65 - sirbrentcoe (03/24/2013) [-]
theirs a ton of these around.
#14 - vegardwd (03/23/2013) [-]
emo cry.jpg....
#75 - psykojet (03/24/2013) [-]
If I ever commit suicide, I want to jump out of an airplane or something, and aim straight for someone I hate.
If I ever commit suicide, I want to jump out of an airplane or something, and aim straight for someone I hate.
User avatar #107 to #75 - HeartOfTheDL (03/24/2013) [-]
To make it even more interesting wear either a iron giant, superman or wreck it ralph costume while in the superman pose. You can chose which lines you want to use or make your own one up.
#7 - daemonicpanda (03/23/2013) [-]
Don't most of these pill have something in them that'll make you throw up before you can ever reach lethal dosage? I don't know if it's true, its just something I heard.
Don't most of these pill have something in them that'll make you throw up before you can ever reach lethal dosage? I don't know if it's true, its just something I heard.
#12 to #7 - ftsfts (03/23/2013) [-]
depends on the pill but some do have stuff like guanafinesin (think thats what it is)
#15 to #7 - HypoLast (03/23/2013) [-]
Not necessarily, everyone's body will react differently. But taking 20 Advil in a place where someone will find you within a few days probably wouldn't kill you anyway. You'd pass out and your liver and kidneys would start rotting but a good hospital could save you as long as you don't die from dehydration (about 3-4 days).
#24 to #15 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
how bout 10 min from asphyxia, since you'd swallow your tongue?
#9 to #7 - claytonic (03/23/2013) [-]
I hope it's true. it sounds like a good idea
#25 to #9 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
******* best wallpaper ever
User avatar #71 to #9 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
very small doses of ipecac maybe?
#85 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/24/2013) [-]
He's got a point.
User avatar #61 - clittyrubquick (03/23/2013) [-]
Anyone else wondering if he killed himself?
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User avatar #86 to #66 - condormcninja (03/24/2013) [-]
...Was that supposed to be a pun or something?
#41 - VaultTechy (03/23/2013) [-]
Okay, well, right off the bat, this ******* kid, specifies a low dose and makes a thread, just after attention, now that that's taken care of, if I ever decided to do this;

No ******* way I'd do pills or shoot myself, way too uninspiring, I'd wanna really go for it. I'm 19 years old and I'd just sell EVERYTHING, all of my possessions, **** it, even sell my apartment that I'm only renting, it's not I'll hear anything about that when I'm ******* dead, anyways, once I had like a couple grand together, I'd take loans, just from every institution I could, every bank and payday loan place and my buddy with the nice car, just the max possible. FINALLY, with all my earnings, I would either;

A.) Buy a plane ticket to *somewhere* and just try to start new there
B.) Purchase and take all of the drugs (never drank/used, not against, just not interested)
C.) Gamble it all on something high return; if win and rich, no suicide, pay off people I pissed off
D.) Jump into a wild animal cage at a zoo and fight to the death, refuse rescue/aid
E.) Donate all and then do the vanilla style immediately after

And I'd make a thread somewhere, from like a public library's internet access, and have the people in thread vote; if they pick A I'll report back in three months, and if the pick D they can pick the animal

I think this'd be more entertaining than "fml twenty Advil time"
#49 to #41 - fractalius (03/23/2013) [-]
Don't do the gambling thing. Loan Sharks are insane. If you owe them and you die, they come after your family
User avatar #87 to #41 - fukkendragonite (03/24/2013) [-]
>sell ****
>Leave to family
>fight wild animals (survival mode. You won't kill em all, so keep going till you're dead)
>Family have money, which softens the blow of your death.
User avatar #48 to #41 - coinshot (03/23/2013) [-]
Wait, so you will rack up tons of debt then if something goes wrong you will kill yourself? When you die a lot of the times your debt goes onto your family, which then they are responsible to pay.
#50 to #48 - fractalius (03/23/2013) [-]
That hivemind
User avatar #51 to #48 - VaultTechy (03/23/2013) [-]
This is a scenario wherein I'd want to kill myself, I probably wouldn't give ***** or be rational.
User avatar #52 to #41 - trimageryan (03/23/2013) [-]
I always though that if I'd kill my self I'd go on top of a really tall building and jump off but aim for someones car for two reasons.

1) I've always wanted to go skydiving and that's kinda close.
2) Imagine the story that person could tell for the rest of their lives "So I went to get a bagel at H&H the other day and I park for like five ******* seconds and all of a sudden this dude flies in out of nowhere and ruins my new car! Just splatters everywhere! My insurance said 'we don't cover flying psychopaths' what a bunch of assholes."
#53 to #52 - VaultTechy (03/23/2013) [-]
Jumping off a roof would be good, but you'd need to like, get some propulsion, like an ejection seat or something if you're gonna aim for a parked car, REALLY smash it
#76 to #53 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (03/24/2013) [-]
1: Get Metal Tony Stark outfit
2: Set up a flag to pop out like an airbag, rig it to go off at intense acceleration (or deceleration)
3: Jump off building
4: Try to land like in that <<< image
5: When you die the flag will pop out, if still alive make sure "no" is your last word
6: If you read ahead like an asshole, you've also written "Tony is kill" on the flag, between steps 2 and 3
7: Death
8: Replace Tony Stark in hell/heaven and get eternal high fives
9: Non-Metal Tony Stark forever shakes his fist at the sky/ground
10: Look down/up and say Oh the irony

You have won.
User avatar #54 to #53 - trimageryan (03/23/2013) [-]
Jump with cinder blocks maybe?
#55 to #54 - VaultTechy (03/23/2013) [-]
This, full of C4, punch the roof
#56 to #55 - trimageryan (03/23/2013) [-]
Hold on, let me test this.
Hold on, let me test this.
#32 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (03/23/2013) [-]
#82 to #32 - tyroneisanigger (03/24/2013) [-]
In all honesty, I think on the whole bullying thing that leads to a suicide, I think people care more when a female offs herself than when a male does. It's not right, but I seem to think that.
#97 to #82 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
That girl would have got less than a quarter of the attention she got if dumbasses online stopped spreading posts about her AFTER her death. That's how she got most of her post mortem infamy: Online bullying AFTER her death.

If retards didn't go hating about her wherever they went online, then other fags wouldn't find out about her, and the sympathizers wouldn't find out about her either.

And she would have been just as much of a forgotten sucider as other kids.
#95 to #32 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
That girl would have got a quarter of the attention she got if dumbasses online like you stopped spreading posts about her AFTER her death. That's how she got most of her post mortem infamy: Online bullying AFTER her death.

If fags like you didn't go hating about her wherever they went online, then other fags wouldn't find out about her, and the sumpathizers wouldn't find out about her either.

And she would have been just as much of a forgotten sucider as other kids.
User avatar #105 to #32 - mondominiman (03/24/2013) [-]
media goes crazy when a young white bitch dies but if a young black girl dies they blame it on gang problems.
#110 to #32 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Sorry for being ignorant, but what is the name of that man?
#43 to #32 - ragged (03/23/2013) [-]
Never even seen the second guy before.
#59 to #43 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
ive seen him in porn ads that say "this ugly ************ is ******* 20 bitches at once'' or something like that now that i know he commited suicide it makes me feel bad...
User avatar #44 to #43 - propanex (03/23/2013) [-]
exactly.
User avatar #118 to #44 - anonymouzx (03/24/2013) [-]
did he really commit suicide? his picture is easy to find
#96 to #44 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
That girl would have got less than a quarter of the attention she got if dumbasses online stopped spreading posts about her AFTER her death. That's how she got most of her post mortem infamy: Online bullying AFTER her death.

If retards didn't go hating about her wherever they went online, then other fags wouldn't find out about her, and the sympathizers wouldn't find out about her either.

And she would have been just as much of a forgotten sucider as other kids.
#123 to #96 - anon (03/24/2013) [-]
Something tells me if she goes around flashing her tits online when she's 15 and then she goes and ***** another girl's boyfriend, she deserves every single ******* ounce of hatred she's going to receive. But by killing herself, people started regarding her as some kind of angel who's death was a ''tragic accident''. So people got tired of how ******* much she was getting praised when in reality she did nothing more than off herself to run away from her mistakes, so people began ******** all over her.

It ******* enrages me that everyone immediately began to think of her as a perfect person when deep down she was nothing more than an arrogant ******* whore who made stupid decisions and then took the cowards way out.
#104 to #32 - princesslilian (03/24/2013) [-]
this picture i have just got that much more offensive.
#34 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
Let's assume this kid weighs 150 lbs. It would take at least 1 200 mg pill per pound. 20, would give him a little bit of a stomach cramp. This kid isn't serious or he'd know he needs to take 150-200 of them. Even if they were the larger 600 mg pills, it would still take 50 pills. 20 would probably cause him extreme discomfort and a stomach pump, but it wouldn't kill him. if they are 800 mg and we assume the 150 pounds it would still probably only cause extreme distress and hospitalization. Realistically, 200 mg per pound won't kill you in most cases, unless you go unchecked afterward, which wouldn't happen with him. It would take more than the 8 hours his mom is sleeping, giving an extra 6 assuming it's a weekend and he won't be woken up for school before she decides to wake him up like most parents would, he won't be dead by that time. If he's around 150 lbs, He'd probably need to take about 250 pills for it to kill him in that time, if he is "lucky."
User avatar #3 - bitchplzzz (03/23/2013) [-]
Even if you're suicidal, dont take naproxin
I took 2 of aleve and I almost ******* died
User avatar #127 to #3 - aleve (03/27/2013) [-]
You can't be allowed to live.
#16 to #3 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
Please, take 3 next time and kill Yourself.
User avatar #17 to #16 - bitchplzzz (03/23/2013) [-]
Will do, mate
#28 to #3 - anon (03/23/2013) [-]
what? When I take alleve, I usually take two. I don't get it
User avatar #4 to #3 - pepemex (03/23/2013) [-]
>I almost ******* died
Isn't that kind of the point?
User avatar #18 to #4 - bitchplzzz (03/23/2013) [-]
I actually didn't mean to kill myself..
#38 - sirbrentcoe (03/23/2013) [-]
...really?   
   
..i mean really?
...really?

..i mean really?
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#31 - isradam (03/23/2013) [-]
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#30 - mrbubbls (03/23/2013) [-]
>"emo cry.jpg"
#77 - lazaman (03/24/2013) [-]
Taking 20 advil would just make you really really really sick, and you would vomit and be in intense pain.   
   
Pill suicides are for pussies. Use a 			*******		 gun, big clean up and all that good stuff.   
Or a rope, then hang yourself on a tree.
Taking 20 advil would just make you really really really sick, and you would vomit and be in intense pain.

Pill suicides are for pussies. Use a ******* gun, big clean up and all that good stuff.
Or a rope, then hang yourself on a tree.
User avatar #130 to #77 - edzero (03/29/2013) [-]
Or jump from a 20 floor building...
In a badass pose!
#125 to #115 - shinylux (03/26/2013) [-]
I SAID, LEAVE MY PILLS ALONE!
#117 to #115 - Bad Man (03/24/2013) [-]
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**** the haters, this is relevant.
#124 to #117 - wholesomeburn ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #79 - lordmoldywart (03/24/2013) [-]
Sort your life out pussy
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