hittin on orks.... ...hitting you. Had a girl join alter we just started a campaign. I had made a haloing bard that went around hitting on things in a very hard hittin on orks hitting you Had a girl join alter we just started campaign I had made haloing bard that went around things in very hard
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hittin on orks.... ...hitting you. Had a girl join alter we just started a campaign. I had made a haloing bard that went around hitting on things in a very hard

...hitting you

Had a girl join alter we just started a campaign.
I had made a haloing bard that went around hitting on things in a very hardly manner.
Well when the girl joined she made a barbarian.
I had yet to let a party member go animooted and I wasn' t starting now.
Hey tall, green and mean wanna learn how to pluck my strings"
strum lute'
She replies with with her om being uninterested in me
So I roll my perform and tell a warstory and buy her a drink.
Huge success and she lets me know that her om is warming up to me
Well I never go anywhere with my harts its just me putting in my required hard hours so I simple invite her to go adventuring with us.
Well she says "Hahahahaha nope you' re not getting off that easy"
Her "You have a Itch to fight in MY dungeon little man"
Me "oh god"
So she grapples me and carries me up the inns stairs and when I scream for help from the party they all just have their characters raise a mug and give me a cheer.
So we fade to black and she gets introduced to the party the next day when the parties cleric had to heal some bludgeoning damage.
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