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#1 - sodapops (01/29/2013) [-]
Such a small part of it...
#25 to #1 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
Frogdad is amazing.
#42 to #1 - thewellhungarian (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		, this man is a genius.
Oh **** , this man is a genius.
#5 to #1 - defeats (01/29/2013) [-]
Amazing!
Amazing!
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#2 to #1 - thorsaurus (01/29/2013) [-]
worth the read.
User avatar #24 to #1 - darkdragonswrath (01/29/2013) [-]
"Mr. Russia comes out of the hedge with a portable radio playing the twilight theme song"

I can't breathe
User avatar #16 to #1 - zzitro (01/29/2013) [-]
The character I liked most was Mr.Russia
User avatar #10 - thefunnyside (01/29/2013) [-]
Reposting a comment I made a while ago:

Being the hell of a sister i was (I'm 17), i wanted ot play a prank on my brother(16).

I got pineapples. Lots and lots of pineapples.

Every morning, I would put one(Or use the same one from the other day) next to his bed with a note:

"Love, pineapple<3"

He wondered how the heel it got there, but oh, that wasn't enough for me, no.


I did this at school too. In his locker, I would do the same. After every class, he would have a pineapple inside waiting for him. This is when **** gets wierd

I start putting"soon" insted of "love pineapple<3"

(comment below)
#41 to #10 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
Just curious, wouldn't you be the first person he suspected? Who else has access to his room and his locker?
User avatar #12 to #10 - thefunnyside (01/29/2013) [-]
*hell
User avatar #11 to #10 - thefunnyside (01/29/2013) [-]
This goes on for about a month. He starts getting wierd and scared. One day, I knew this had to stop, so I had a plan.

My mom and dad were gone for 2 days, so just me, him, grandma(Who slleps 24/7)and the pineapples.

That day, he went out with his pals to a movie and food.

This was the night.Oh yes, this would be Legen-(wait for it)-dairy.

I put pineapples in his room EVERYWERE. On every on of them i wrote "THIS IS IT!!!".

So, when he got home, he turned on the lights on his room- ***************** everywere! on his window, desk,closet... He ran out of the house screming.

He came back half an hour later- by then I cleaned up his room and acted likenothing happened.


I asked him if he wanted some pineapple.

He said no in a paniking voice and went



Give my brother a fear of a tropical fruit- CHECK
#20 to #11 - snakefire (01/29/2013) [-]
That was excellent, will you marry me.
User avatar #28 to #20 - kobemamba (01/30/2013) [-]
She deserves better
#29 to #28 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
She aint seen nothin yet.
User avatar #30 to #29 - kobemamba (01/30/2013) [-]
Quiet, friendly fag
#31 to #30 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Is friendly

is fag


what....
User avatar #32 to #31 - kobemamba (01/30/2013) [-]
The fag from the friendly board
#33 to #32 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
Really because I always thought that was phanact
User avatar #34 to #33 - kobemamba (01/30/2013) [-]
Everyone is a fag
#35 to #34 - snakefire (01/30/2013) [-]
It says on your profile you also use friendly
User avatar #36 to #35 - kobemamba (01/30/2013) [-]
I am also a fag
User avatar #67 to #20 - thefunnyside (01/31/2013) [-]
Depends. You need to pass a test first
User avatar #68 to #67 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
What is said test
User avatar #69 to #68 - thefunnyside (01/31/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #70 to #69 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
What is the test
User avatar #71 to #70 - thefunnyside (01/31/2013) [-]
One does not simply pass the test....
User avatar #72 to #71 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
What isit though
User avatar #73 to #72 - thefunnyside (01/31/2013) [-]
Question one: Do you even lift?
#74 to #73 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
Not anymore
User avatar #75 to #74 - thefunnyside (01/31/2013) [-]
You have failed. Kindly go **** in the off direction
User avatar #76 to #75 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
I have some compensating factors though ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #77 to #76 - thefunnyside (01/31/2013) [-]
Oh?
User avatar #78 to #77 - snakefire (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah. They might even overcompensate ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
User avatar #80 to #78 - eddardstork (02/04/2013) [-]
You met have redirected emergency power to pull that off :)
#19 - odytoboman (01/29/2013) [-]
MacGoogles is my name...

I like a smoggy bog ,,,

It's time to play a game,,,

with your favorite highland frog.
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User avatar #22 to #19 - sherbaderb (01/29/2013) [-]
**** you beat me to it...
User avatar #23 to #22 - sherbaderb (01/29/2013) [-]
ummm....

this is going to bother me


**** ...* You beat me to it...
#17 - stevolo (01/29/2013) [-]
>> Heavy knocks on door
User avatar #47 to #17 - taintedangel (01/30/2013) [-]
>>"CRY SOME MOOOOORRREEEEE!!!"
#50 - gaaay (01/30/2013) [-]
This feels like a good reason to have a 4chan pasta dump.
#55 to #50 - gaaay (01/30/2013) [-]
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The comment time limit makes this a suddenly bad idea.
#57 to #55 - gaaay (01/30/2013) [-]
3

I'm British and this is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Anyone who disagrees can stare down the barrel of my rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty.
#60 to #57 - gaaay (01/30/2013) [-]
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Dear anon who replied about the rooty-tooty bit, I apologise, I uploaded the wrong image for that comment, I'm going by thumbnails and file-names in my folder, I'll upload the one meant for my comment soon enough. I will also apologise for not directly replying to you, the 10 minute comment limit is annoying, frustrating, and downright pointless, and as a result all my comments must be a continuation of my pasta thread..

Sincerely Yours.
#62 to #60 - gaaay (01/30/2013) [-]
5

Easily in my top ten.
#64 to #62 - gaaay (01/30/2013) [-]
And unfortunately FJ has randomly decided I am no longer allowed to post images, so i bid you all good night, and apologise for the shortness of the thread.
User avatar #65 to #64 - thatnerdyguy (01/30/2013) [-]
That's pretty gaaay.
Is it a level thing?
If so, I hope my thumbs help.
#66 to #65 - gaaay (01/30/2013) [-]
It is pretty gaaay (I appreciate the pun by the way)
I believe it is a level thing, though I'm not sure because it only began happening after number 5, which is when my comment level went up to level 2.
Thank you for trying to help in whatever way you can.
User avatar #81 to #66 - watermelonkittie (02/04/2013) [-]
I thumbed all your comments in this thread. Please finish if you can :3
#82 to #81 - gaaay (02/04/2013) [-]
Just for you bro.
#91 to #90 - gaaay (02/04/2013) [-]
These are some of the better ones... enjoy :)
#59 to #57 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
rooty tooty point and shooty

england

pick one
#15 - xxabbiexx (01/29/2013) [-]
Wow, that was actually funny! I couldn't stop laughing!
Wow, that was actually funny! I couldn't stop laughing!
#7 - alawabidingcitizen (01/29/2013) [-]
This made me laugh out loud for the first time in, like, a month; I'm not talking about polite &quot;hehe&quot; chuckling at jokes that aren't really funny or that psychotic laughter you get right after killing a 			*******		 of enemies in a game (any game, really) while taking minimal damage.   
No.   
I'm talking full on, &quot;laughed so hard I cried, got blinded by my own joyous tears, fell out of my chair, hit the floor so hard I couldn't breathe, made that retarded seal sound so that when my younger brother came in to see what the problem is he became legitimately concerned I was having a seizure,&quot; kind of laughter.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
I live a sheltered life and am a pitiful thing to behold.
This made me laugh out loud for the first time in, like, a month; I'm not talking about polite "hehe" chuckling at jokes that aren't really funny or that psychotic laughter you get right after killing a ******* of enemies in a game (any game, really) while taking minimal damage.
No.
I'm talking full on, "laughed so hard I cried, got blinded by my own joyous tears, fell out of my chair, hit the floor so hard I couldn't breathe, made that retarded seal sound so that when my younger brother came in to see what the problem is he became legitimately concerned I was having a seizure," kind of laughter.










I live a sheltered life and am a pitiful thing to behold.
#8 to #7 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
i too was pleasantly surprised to be nearly crying with laughter :D
User avatar #54 to #7 - bannedfartoooften (01/30/2013) [-]
No. I have a better story...
User avatar #13 - EpicFailures (01/29/2013) [-]
I'm sick with influenza, so when I laughed like a retard at this, I sounded like a squeaky toy.
#37 to #13 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
why cant you just say the flu?
User avatar #14 - FtouGR (01/29/2013) [-]
Have read this more than 5 times. Would definitely read again. :P
#48 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
Not only is this a repost, it is from a site that took the image from 4Chan.... Son in a way it is a repostception.
User avatar #52 to #48 - bannedfartoooften (01/30/2013) [-]
Look at the water mark. It was taken from 4Chan, put onto Unfriendable, and then reposted to FunnyJunk.
It's still funny.
#6 - nyj (01/29/2013) [-]
Now that's fantastic parenting.
Now that's fantastic parenting.
User avatar #4 - jonnyp (01/29/2013) [-]
Shortly after he posted this, Beanie baby frogs popped up on 4chan because he said " **** " again.
#63 - neverforgetthedick (01/30/2013) [-]
And that's why you never say " **** " in the house.
#46 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
Thanks for the water mark, op, great web site.
User avatar #3 - thespartanpony (01/29/2013) [-]
this is the **** I'm gonna pull on my kids
#79 - perfectconfusion (02/01/2013) [-]
Now if only all parents would take a cue from this amazing father.
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