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funny old nugget

funny old nugget. As it seems to be nowadays, I am too lazy to find this picture on the internet. So I'm posting it, because I already have it.. CI Anonymous (/

As it seems to be nowadays, I am too lazy to find this picture on the internet. So I'm posting it, because I already have it.

CI Anonymous (/ ) 1 104 No.
Years befire the war, my grandfather gave me something his father had given him. A
russian made battle rifle. He called it a moist nugget and I laughed. I
was surprised to find surplus bullets still available, this gun was old, it was even
made of weed from the days befire a decent piece of weed cost more then half a
months salary. I thaught it was a funny old gun my nugget, and the guys at the range
laughed tee- There they were quietly plinking away at targets thousands of yards
away with their fully automatic phased plasma weapons and computer assisted
targeting systems. And me using iron sights at EDI] yards, ushering in loud
thunderclaps between manually working the ancient bolt system. We laughed. What
a funny old nugget.
They stopped laughing when the EM bubbles rendered half of America into a stone aged wasteland. Their civilian plasma guns,
even the fancy ones with em shielding, rendered useless. When the madness struck they faught to stay alive with sticks and
with stones. But not me, me and my nugget dominated inside that bubble and I faught my way em befire the madness killed me.
These EM fields were brutal, not even the human brain could protect against it, neurons began to , firing wildly without
restraint. At first we felt just a tingling sensation at the back of the mind, and a little ringing in the ears. Then the weak minded,
and the stupid, they were the first to . At first it just seemed like so many thousands , I thaught I was missing one
hell of a party. But then a murderous rage began to overtake their EM shattered minds and in their madness they sought only
meat and sex and death.
CI Anonymous ()
Screaming wild incoherent rantings the idiot masses began to clash violently with everyone and everything. I watched a man
kill himself in a fight against a brick wall. I saw a father eating his ewn children. I saw a man rip his ewn eyes frem his
sockets in an effert to stop the wild hallucinations. Seen people poking out their ewn eardrums to stop the wees- I was
attacked many times as I stumbled desperately to flee the city. Hordes of shrieking madmen charged me and my nugget
stopped them all. Towards the end I could barely stand but my aim was steady, the nugget had taken ever and it forced me
to move east towards the mothaland and it spat lead at anyone who stood in em way-
The nugget spoke to me in my madness, it told me of ancient conflicts frem hundreds of years in the past. It spoke of
trenches and poison gasses, of blood and guts, sweat and tears. "This is my third world war" he said, "I must return to the
mothaland, I must kill germans-" I' m not sure what happened after that, but they faund me asleep in a ditch 3 miles outside
of the EM bubble. Took the neurologists and a Iing time to fix me up, but I' m ene of the few survivors,
than ks to that crazy old nugget.
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User avatar #2 - minnten (03/19/2014) [-]
Christ, that was a really good story.
#7 - charredenay ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
As an aspiring writer, it gives me a weird combination of hope and sadness whenever I see little stories like these that other people just put out there on the internet. Hope because it shows that the art of writing is still alive and well. Sadness because the originator (if OP was the actual originator) will probably never make any sort of coin off of it.

<My face as I decide how to feel about this post.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Anonomousthirteen (03/19/2014) [-]
Take it as inspiration. For those of us who desire to be true artists of pen and language, currency is in the quality of our stories, not in what others will give to us for them.
Remember, you can do anything to get money. The real question is, can you create a story that can make a man weep with joy and scream with anguish? Can you pull your readers into the very depths of their under-stimulated imaginations, to the edges of consciousness and understanding, to the very pits of emptiness?
Can you, a mere human, reach deep into the heart of the void before existence, and drag forth into this world creatures and characters, landscapes and things?

Because when you can do that, you realize it's never been about money. It's been about the life you create. And that kind of helps get you money.
#68 to #8 - raideniscool (03/20/2014) [-]
That was fantastic. As an aspiring writer with doubt of my own capability, I have been writing less and less. Your comment, however, has caused me to be revitalized as a writer. For that, I thank you so much. I've written down your quote so I can remember it long after I leave Funnyjunk. You will not be forgotten.
#3 - theannoyingFJguy (03/19/2014) [-]
That was amazing.
That was amazing.
User avatar #11 - helpmedudes (03/20/2014) [-]
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” ~ Albert Einstein

Really cool story! I am currently writing a futuristic story about WWIII too. In a nutshell, it is about how the human race is split into tiny secluded communities of exactly 100 people, and every time a baby is born, someone else has to die. I can't tell if it is lame or not. Thoughts?
#12 to #11 - capncrunchcapn (03/20/2014) [-]
I love that 			*******		 quote! My favorite quote from Einstein. gif unrelated
I love that ******* quote! My favorite quote from Einstein. gif unrelated
User avatar #14 to #11 - cordlessorange (03/20/2014) [-]
Ship me an advanced copy. Finished or not.
User avatar #25 to #11 - anusdestoyer (03/20/2014) [-]
Whoa man, sounds pretty good, tell me when it's finished
User avatar #65 to #11 - swarthywaffles (03/20/2014) [-]
It's been a while since I last read it, but wasn't that sort of the premise of The Giver? Again, it's been years since I last read it so I could be horribly wrong.
User avatar #73 to #65 - helpmedudes (03/20/2014) [-]
I dunno. I never read it. It could be, though.
#24 to #11 - Rascal (03/20/2014) [-]
Pretty neat idea, but a population of 100 may not be sustainable. Be careful with choosing your numbers, and do plenty of research.
#72 to #24 - Rascal (03/20/2014) [-]
Unless genetic modification is also involved, something like in Gattaca, maybe where they make sure no negative mutations are passed on, and after a few generations they're much less prevalent, making inbreeding viable?
User avatar #74 to #72 - helpmedudes (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah they are a genetically-mutated race
User avatar #20 to #11 - Jewssassin (03/20/2014) [-]
If you can think of a real good reason for the 100 person rule, hell ******* yeah. But it needs to be a good reason.
User avatar #22 to #20 - helpmedudes (03/20/2014) [-]
well, I was thinking about the overpopulation issue, and morbid but effective ways that the government could curb it. If the people are focused on their own death that could come at any time, and are separated, they are less likely to revolt.
User avatar #26 to #22 - Jewssassin (03/20/2014) [-]
So its the gov'ment that comes in a kills people for every new child?
User avatar #29 to #26 - helpmedudes (03/20/2014) [-]
I have not worked out the details yet, but I am pretty sure that the society is so advanced enough that they can do it remotely. If the gov. got its hands involved directly, the people would not stand it. So far, people just drop dead. It could be a chip in their brain or something. At the time of my story, it is just an accepted fact of life. The people in charge are just known as the "Scientists," so they are the technological rulers of the world. I mean, I sort of have back story about how the world was ending (global warming, overpopulation, wars, etc.) and then the Scientists took over to stop it all. Haha, crazy huh? Wow, thanks everyone for all the attention! This is gonna help a lot!
User avatar #10 - chuckstein (03/20/2014) [-]
This post reminds me so much of Crossed: Wish you were Here.
User avatar #15 to #10 - GrimTheRealReaper (03/20/2014) [-]
That is my favorite comic of all time. I was too reminded of it.

That ****** nun though bruh.
User avatar #77 to #15 - GrimTheRealReaper (03/22/2014) [-]
******* .
INTERLUDE.
WHY.
User avatar #17 to #15 - chuckstein (03/20/2014) [-]
**** , I can't wait to see what the Gamekeeper is getting to.
User avatar #50 to #17 - profkitty (03/20/2014) [-]
I put it off several weeks so I can read several issues at once, it's like a 30 min TV program to a special 1-2 hr TV program. It makes it more exciting for me.
User avatar #52 to #50 - chuckstein (03/20/2014) [-]
How far back are you? Are you up to volume 4 yet?
User avatar #54 to #52 - profkitty (03/20/2014) [-]
Last I read was V. 4 Ch. 7, going to read it tomorrow.
User avatar #55 to #54 - chuckstein (03/20/2014) [-]
**** gets intense.
User avatar #56 to #55 - profkitty (03/20/2014) [-]
I bet it's climbing towards a climax, the GameKeeper making a cameo, at the end of 4-7 on the walkies.
User avatar #57 to #56 - profkitty (03/20/2014) [-]
No wait it's 4-8, I last read.
User avatar #1 - Sorrowscythe ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Glorious.
#32 - xxvampireofmiseryx (03/20/2014) [-]
**xxvampireofmiseryx rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Cosplay ** i love russian made stuff
**xxvampireofmiseryx rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at Cosplay ** i love russian made stuff
User avatar #4 - monkeybrains (03/19/2014) [-]
COD:WAW Vandetta Speed Run Part 1: Meet Sgt. Reznov Now imagine it with Gary Oldman's voice as Viktor Reznov
#45 - swiftshadow (03/20/2014) [-]
with the exception of the last paragraph it sounds like a story arc from Crossed set in the future.
User avatar #49 to #45 - penusflytrap (03/20/2014) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #30 - useroftheLOLZ (03/20/2014) [-]
For my AP English course in high school, way back when, we had to write a professionally written, short story. I decided to base my story off of this one, instead it was a post apocalyptic situation caused by a bio chemical attack. The whole story was about how my character hallucinated WW2, because of said bio chemical attack, and because he was hallucinating, he managed to stay alive, until the end where he was gunned down by an AK74 from a Russian Soldier, who in turn, picked up the rifle, and like the man who owned the Mosin before, tried to survive, as the rest of his squad was gunned down by the previous Mosin owner. The story ended on the note of "Now, history repeats itself, like all great wars, they run in cycles that perpetually repeat themselves. War truly never changes."

I got an A, even though my teacher hated the story, because she was a die hard pacifist. But what was even funnier was the fact that everybody else in my class was handing in stories about Twilight grade romance, or stupidly hilarious horror, or ungodly awful adventure stories.
#13 - powerfapping (03/20/2014) [-]
I recently had the pleasure of firing one such rifle. It was a hell of a good time, but that .762 ammo is pretty dirty. Took my friend and me a good while to clean the barrel, but it was a pretty fun day.
#18 to #13 - rockstarownage (03/20/2014) [-]
i currently own one and bought up a tin of 440 rounds, take it out every couple months and pump off about 20-40 rounds or so along with 25 12g rounds with the shotgun i own.

i love the nugget, and after watching the "iraqveteran" torture test video on youtube, i love it even more
the bolt can be a pain in the ass sometimes and it heats up a lot after the 40 rounds, but its just because not all of the cosmoline is out.

cleaning it is certainly a bitch, but its well worth my time, i love getting to spend time with that old rifle of mine.
User avatar #19 to #13 - Jewssassin (03/20/2014) [-]
7.62*
The surplus stuff is cheap but will fowl the barrel to all hell, doesnt matter that much though cause the damn thing will always fire. Always.
If you get newer ammo it doesnt fowl nearly as much.
#76 to #19 - powerfapping (03/21/2014) [-]
7.62** Got it.
And since it was corrected on the internet, it will forever be committed to memory.
User avatar #62 - leonhardt (03/20/2014) [-]
/k/ in a nutshell
#61 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I kinda really wanna see what would happen if the nation just lost power for like a month. Other than all the hospitals that need power to keep people alive.

I get the feeling we'd be eating each other fifteen days in, but imagine all the stars we'd see without our city lights.
User avatar #63 to #61 - leonhardt (03/20/2014) [-]
>imagine all the stars we'd see without all the city lights

Imagine all the stars you won;t see because the roaring inferno that was once civilization as great plumes of black smoke blot out the sun.

And that's just the next day.
#66 to #63 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Everything would go to hell so 			*******		 fast.   
   
Someone please turn out the lights.
Everything would go to hell so ******* fast.

Someone please turn out the lights.
User avatar #67 to #61 - Paczilla (03/20/2014) [-]
i like to think every thing would sorta reset, after most people killed each other.
#71 to #67 - Paczilla (03/20/2014) [-]
Like with my comrades in Chile
User avatar #70 to #67 - DrollHumor ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
I imagine a lot of people breaking into stores and stealing expensive electronics to then realize all of it is useless.

Hell, maybe our values would change once we see the screens for what they are.
User avatar #64 to #61 - krasnogvardiech (03/20/2014) [-]
You'd see bright blessed days... dark sacred nights...

And you'll think to yourself... "OH MY ******* GOD, WHEN WILL THE INTERNET COME BACK ON"
User avatar #59 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
I love my nagat, bought it about a month ago and plan on buying another soon because why the **** not
User avatar #51 - xXneoXx (03/20/2014) [-]
Awesome story, and I laughed hard when he called it a moist nugget.
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