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fuckin' Muricans going on vacation

fuckin' Muricans going on vacation. funny vacation story. found somewhere else.. big . mung amarican (Mats at piss an and madam‘: mar} rhyming to mg arrive in w

funny vacation story. found somewhere else.

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rhyming to mg
arrive in was
mans
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am away guard asks ms to may to the side
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cathey say something i amt understand mama i dun: speak
rai mad they bring ma HIRE tbud
cathey bring ma same amass and other small ****
as kick it and sugar hands and d‘ -arnaud a
whiny ya! at ma. may want ma ta stop making m mash miss
as manly maths may hats my madam. may must he terrorists
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m' was an aims was firearm and Mart shunting at mam Mala pledging allegiance ta ttwtt flag aims USA
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#18 - berentzen (03/08/2013) [-]
"I don't speak european"
#14 - edgecution (03/08/2013) [-]
>i think i won this battle    
>i start clapping
>i think i won this battle
>i start clapping
#60 - sparklywiggles (03/08/2013) [-]
FEED ME!
#6 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Jesus people, other countries don't really see us like this, ITS A DAMN JOKE GET OVER IT.
#30 to #6 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
we do
+1
#26 to #6 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #6 - umaya (03/08/2013) [-]
We all see you as always having what we call "freedom tantrums", because in a few american tv shows someone sometimes start yelling about being american and having rights and they mention the founding fathers and its usually to a policeman, kind of like in breaking bad when he rants at the policeman about his windshield if he were to have gone on about it before being tazered. And calling a country Europe annoys everyone.
User avatar #47 to #28 - owmowmow (03/08/2013) [-]
I know I'm gonna get red thumbs but your so right, when ever you meet a 'merican they instantly go on the defence about their country, letting everyone know what we are all missing out on "well not all the time but when ever the U.S.A. is brung up in conversion. An calling a country Europe pisses people off as well.
User avatar #51 to #47 - umaya (03/08/2013) [-]
Nobody would mind it's just that they keep acting like America (USA, not the whole 2 damn continents, I wish they gave their country a namy name.) is the only free country in the world, a lot of countries are actually freer because a free country would include the right to gay marriage, wouldn't have the mentality of sue everyone and would make guns as hard to get as in europe for the right to safety, or living in peace or whatever, (some training and a licence, most states you just walk into a shop and buy one, you only need a permit to carry it in public) so America is really not that free.
#29 - motherfuckingkenji (03/08/2013) [-]
Related.
User avatar #81 to #29 - randomserb (03/08/2013) [-]
Epic.
#82 to #29 - samoaspider (03/08/2013) [-]
i like this
User avatar #44 to #29 - owmowmow (03/08/2013) [-]
From about 6-7 posts ago if you missed it.
#54 - marlkarxthethird (03/08/2013) [-]
Is there really a stereotype that Americans clap a lot? I've never heard of it before.
User avatar #57 to #54 - gibroner (03/08/2013) [-]
no but for some reason a lot of Americans cheer after a long flight lands
User avatar #67 to #57 - shadowsmartyr (03/08/2013) [-]
We often clap or cheer at the end of a flight to let the pilot know he did a good job and as a way to thank them.
User avatar #75 to #67 - iraniie (03/08/2013) [-]
And I clap everytime the busdriver reaches the next stop to let him now that he did a good job. I'ts not like it's his job and he gets paid to do it?
User avatar #62 to #57 - bromop (03/08/2013) [-]
SOO true. It's so annoying.
User avatar #85 to #57 - danilawleit (03/21/2013) [-]
As far as Ive ever known, Us Britfags tend to cheer as a plane lands after a long flight as a joking "yeah we didnt die!" and to thank the pilot
#9 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
99% of America give the rest of us a bad name.
#78 - atheistzilla (03/08/2013) [-]
posting because 4Chan.

enjoy
User avatar #50 - justxjames (03/08/2013) [-]
I live in the United States and fat people aren't that common.
inb4 ********* .
User avatar #58 to #50 - AcidFlux (03/08/2013) [-]
Same here, but I live in a warm climate area. Maybe there are more fat people up north, because even though I'm in shape, the summers here suck. I can't imagine dealing with the heat here if I was fat.
User avatar #61 to #58 - jjamesgordon (03/08/2013) [-]
I live in SC, and there are fatasses galore. I used to be one of them, because as a kid, I didn't realize that eating all things delicious is bad for you. I've lost a collective 140 pounds though. It's like the people around here don't care, or think that they should be pitied instead of told that they need to be healthier.
#83 to #58 - hotsand (03/09/2013) [-]
I weighed 265 at my worst and one of the many reasons why I started working out was to be able to actually stand the 110+ heat of North Texas. **** Texas.
#66 to #58 - DBMac (03/08/2013) [-]
not many fatties up here in the north. i think theyre hiding in the middle of the country
#65 to #50 - texasredneck (03/08/2013) [-]
Same here. Born and raised in Texas, I'm 5'7 and the only time I weighed more than 140 pounds was when I was working as a construction worker and weighed 172 pounds of solid muscle. Fatty's are here but there's not really as many of them as some people seem to think.    
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Same here. Born and raised in Texas, I'm 5'7 and the only time I weighed more than 140 pounds was when I was working as a construction worker and weighed 172 pounds of solid muscle. Fatty's are here but there's not really as many of them as some people seem to think.
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User avatar #71 to #65 - teamrocketninja ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
I read that as you saying you were 57...
User avatar #73 to #71 - texasredneck (03/08/2013) [-]
nope. I'm 21. sorry for the confusion.
#23 - jamacanmon (03/08/2013) [-]
<mfw I'm american and went to france about two years ago and no one realized i was american until they saw my papers
User avatar #37 - PubLandlord (03/08/2013) [-]
hahaha haven't eaten in 20 minutes , starving to death
#20 - ostemad (03/08/2013) [-]
Is it true that common Americans clap after a movie ends in the cinema?
#21 to #20 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
After the Hobbit I clapped, except it was more like I moved my hands up and down, and they were on my penis, and I am merica
User avatar #41 to #21 - thelastamerican (03/08/2013) [-]
what is this even from?
User avatar #24 to #20 - ieatyououtaldaylon (03/08/2013) [-]
Sometimes.
User avatar #25 to #20 - justsomechickyo (03/08/2013) [-]
I've never experienced it before......... so I don't think so
User avatar #27 to #20 - izzygirl (03/08/2013) [-]
Only the really popular movies. I remember people clapping at the end of the last three Harry Potter movies.
#35 to #27 - ostemad (03/08/2013) [-]
Ok. I just think it's funny since there's no one to receive the clap, like a theater.
User avatar #36 to #35 - izzygirl (03/08/2013) [-]
I don't understand it. But I can admit to clapping at the end of a few movies.
It's just. I was so happy to have experienced it.
#53 to #20 - Uranium (03/08/2013) [-]
Sometimes. If its a premier or film with a strong cult following (LOTR, Star Wars, Harry Potter that kind of thing)
User avatar #63 to #20 - bromop (03/08/2013) [-]
That's not even bad. Sometimes during a comedy people start clapping like seals. Ruins the experience.
User avatar #48 to #20 - loganmadder ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Only my mom, as far as I know. Imagine a silent theater, that WOOOO! And loud clapping at the end of a movie. She is the only person I know who does that.
User avatar #40 to #20 - thelastamerican (03/08/2013) [-]
I've never heard of anyone clapping at the end of a movie until today.
#2 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
why is there so much hate on us americans, noone is like that at all. You should try and come here to meet the people before all of the criticism
#3 to #2 - ExorArgus (03/08/2013) [-]
IMO each person individually on earth 99% is a fine human being that can be at least tolerable. BUT, the general public are a bunch of ******* retards. That is once you get a group of them (Americans specifically) they turn into a bunch of assholes/sheeple.
User avatar #5 to #2 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2013) [-]
My sister, a Canadian, visited America for a summer and said Americans were some of the rudest and inconsiderate people she's ever met. Not only that but the businesses were shoddy, the food was terrible, and everyone had a kinda pompous and slow attitude about them. Than again, she visited Las Vegas and some other states, so maybe it was just those ones specifically that were bad
#8 to #5 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (03/08/2013) [-]
>visiting US and passing judgement on its people
>Vegas
#7 to #5 - jakatackka (03/08/2013) [-]
That depends on where you visit. The cities in the western part of the US, for instance, tend to be friendlier than ones in the eastern part (that is only a generalization, don't quote me on that). Also, according to a survey, many immigrants find the people in the US very polite compared to their home countries.
User avatar #10 to #7 - psychopsychedelic (03/08/2013) [-]
Mayne, Tennessee is where it's at!

Except Memphis. **** Memphis. That's Mississippi
User avatar #38 to #5 - garvielxloken (03/08/2013) [-]
Las Vegas "and some other states"
User avatar #43 to #38 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2013) [-]
She wasn't specific. I apologize on her behalf
User avatar #45 to #43 - garvielxloken (03/08/2013) [-]
Just letting you know that Las Vegas isn't a state xD
User avatar #46 to #45 - captainfuckitall (03/08/2013) [-]
I know, I just mean she visited Las Vegas as well as some other cities in other states
#31 to #2 - leminlyme (03/08/2013) [-]
Well I'll be damned, Americans are upset about their rep now. Must mean they're acknowledging the opinions of other countries residents, and their own, and considering that they're nowhere near the greatest country in the world, and that the rest of the world hates how ignorant they are by consensus.
Although, you're(and replies to your comment included) wrong about it being only America. Especially considering how America is the perpetrator of deflaming every single other country in the world except themselves on almost any occasion, except for Russia where idiocy and desensitization to alcoholic intake is impressive and looked upto. Mfw times are finally changing. I've never seen an American crying about the rep America has.
#4 to #2 - lolibear (03/08/2013) [-]
Or maybe there is hate on every country and it's a joke.
#11 to #2 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
Oh no, someone made a stereotype on the internet? How horrible. Comedy at the expense of others is always terrible, right anon?
#12 to #11 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
please. It seems to me Americans are the only ones getting a ******* bad rep. We're a bunch of un-educated, redneck, retarded, fat, lazy, gun crazy, incest loving pieces of **** to everyone. It's funny. I don't know a single other type of people who are made fun of as much as the Americans from "apparently" spiteful Euro's. For example. British stereotype, bad teeth, ooooh. Russians, vodka lovers and daredevils, not that bad at all. Canadians, just a bunch of loving bastards. Scandinavians (oh god, don't get me started on the ******* love fest for them), a MASTER RACE, where half the content has to deal with them, and i haven't heard a single bad thing about them.

And when there is ******* 5 things everyday on the frontpage mocking 'Muricans. From people that are probably no better, it really rustles my ******* jimmies.
User avatar #15 to #12 - europeanswallow (03/08/2013) [-]
The general rule of thumb is if your state isn't boarded by at least 1 ocean (gulf of Mexico counts), then it probably sucks

there are of course exceptions (looking at you Mississippi)
#17 to #15 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
what about Michigan, they've got the great lakes
User avatar #22 to #17 - europeanswallow (03/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't count
User avatar #13 to #2 - grocer (03/08/2013) [-]
I wish 'murica was like that. It would be awesome to live there.
User avatar #56 - LonelyCamel (03/08/2013) [-]
I ******* hate the guy who claps after a flight
User avatar #79 to #56 - turboderp (03/08/2013) [-]
As long as you land where you're supposed to land, ******* clap.
#1 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
OHH **** MERICA

dumbass americasky capitalist pig
#69 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
op is probably some jealous european who hates our freedom because they don't have any

did you guys know europeans can't question the holocaust? did you know they don't have guns? that's right cause europe = fascist third world ********
#68 - gisuar (03/08/2013) [-]
so is this guy french or american? or both?
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