/fit/ goes to a fight. . Cl Anonymous Replies: 3325933452 3325933459 : ? 3325933523 : Reminds me ] was in in high school. hag wants to fight me thinks he' s bui fit goes to a fi
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/fit/ goes to a fight

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Reminds me ] was in in high school.
hag wants to fight me
thinks he' s built because he has abs
ahte been Powerlifting forthe past two years- since I was 15
Deffinitely strongerwork him. just no definition because of bulking
OMG Anon don' t fight him. he has abs!"
Itude, he' s pretty ripped. just let it god'
llol wut
blaugh and explain that abs have do with your strength
Hell him that I will fight him alter school
rue. crowd has gathered
takes off his shirt. and Mses hos ottermode body
a ******* fag
laugh to myself at how he' s so strong
beats the **** out of me but it had nothing to do with his abs
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#15 - alalalalal (06/08/2014) [-]
>HFW no definition
#1 - neednsfw (06/08/2014) [-]
/fit/ in a nutshell
#200 to #1 - Rascal (06/19/2014) [-]
#50 - MasterManiac ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this.
#60 to #50 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
You sir are a ******* hilarious being, i hope you ******* live on forever!
#19 - lastkage (06/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #191 to #19 - popcorndolphin (06/09/2014) [-]
i wouldn't mind picking up that soap he dropped....
#195 to #19 - Rascal (06/11/2014) [-]
No homo.
User avatar #38 to #19 - Zyaph ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
the guy on the left looks like my ex

that explains everything
User avatar #111 to #19 - I Am Monkey (06/09/2014) [-]
Or not fit amiright?
No, neither of them are black. If will fit just fine.
#68 to #19 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
#101 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
>How it went
#136 to #101 - megayoming (06/09/2014) [-]
Proving that selling your soul to Satan can give you the power of a god
User avatar #2 - adu (06/08/2014) [-]
No amount of muscles or definition will make a difference if only one person in the tussle knows how to fight.
#52 to #2 - blancka (06/09/2014) [-]
No amount of knowing how to fight is going to make a difference if you're a fat **** or a skinny twig
#86 to #2 - thestalos (06/09/2014) [-]
I've been training BJJ for a few years and it got tested via cap'n muscles calling me out, I'm 74KG and he was 110, I got the tap (won) in about a minute. Same principle though I've been destroyed by 60KG guys many a sad, sad time
#152 to #2 - whenuleastxpect ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I agree. Kinda. I am confused.
#3 to #2 - SoundWave (06/08/2014) [-]
no amount of muscles ?
you wanna rephrase that or something because that statement is invalid
User avatar #5 to #3 - adu (06/08/2014) [-]
Okay, well if you're up against Hugh Jassman the professional bear wrestler, and you look like you're ready to box your way out of Auschwitz, then maybe not. But knowing how to fight is definitely worth more than muscles in most cases.
#6 to #5 - SoundWave (06/08/2014) [-]
lmao at the metaphor
#7 to #6 - swagmonstah (06/08/2014) [-]
That's a simile you ******* imbecile.
#12 to #7 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
Hey **** for brains. A Simile is a metaphor that uses like or as to compare two things, so he isn't wrong.
#16 to #12 - swagmonstah (06/08/2014) [-]
You're an idiot. Of course a simile is technically a metaphor, a metaphor has an incredibly broad definition. However, I guess because the faggots you jerk off to are wearing make up, they're girls so it's not gay.
User avatar #23 to #16 - ispn (06/08/2014) [-]
A simile is not a ******* metaphor.

Metaphor - a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable.
I.E. He is a lion in battle
Simile - a figure of speech involving the comparison of one thing with another thing of a different kind, used to make a description more emphatic or vivid.
I.E. He is LIKE a lion in battle.

English ************ . Do you speak it?
#24 to #23 - swagmonstah (06/08/2014) [-]
a lot better than you faggot
#65 to #24 - thiswasnttaken (06/09/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ispn (06/08/2014) [-]
Thinking a metaphor and simile are the same thing? I think not.
#26 to #25 - swagmonstah (06/08/2014) [-]
You have the same opinion as me you ******* idiot.
A simile is a metaphor, but not all metaphors are similes.
Metaphor is the broader term. In a literary sense metaphor is a rhetorical device that transfers the sense or aspects of one word to another.
User avatar #28 to #26 - ispn (06/08/2014) [-]
I see where you're going with this, but i have to disagree.
A metaphor is more a symbol where as a simile is just a comparison of two unlike things.
In the above examples for the metaphor he is the lion, but in the simile he is merely like the lion.
#76 to #28 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
>"A simile is a type of metaphor in which the comparison is made with the use of the word like or its equivalent:"
>"A simile is only one of dozens of specific types of metaphor. For a long and entertaining list of them, see the Wikipedia article on “Figure of Speech.”"

>"English ************ . Do you speak it?"
#30 to #28 - swagmonstah (06/08/2014) [-]
I was the one who ****** called him out. I just made the statement that has you up in arms because of the anon. Who wanted to get super technical. SO I agreed that TECHNICALLY the argument could be made.
User avatar #162 to #24 - uberhans (06/09/2014) [-]
"A lot better than you, faggot."

#196 to #16 - fjagainstbullying (06/12/2014) [-]
Please don't call that user a "f-word", because
1. It's hurtful to homosexuals
2. Don't force his orientation, that's not nice to assume or get ideas into his head.
#198 to #196 - swagmonstah (06/12/2014) [-]
#8 to #7 - SoundWave (06/08/2014) [-]
in my language that is called "metafora" which i dont know how else to translate to english other than metaphor
p.s. **** you
#11 to #8 - Rascal (06/08/2014) [-]
Your language is Spanish? símil is simile....
#9 to #8 - swagmonstah (06/08/2014) [-]
Then your "language" is that of savages and holds no bearing in this conversation.
You want to be American so bad that you learned English, then use it properly.
#13 to #9 - SoundWave (06/08/2014) [-]
yeah, sure i wanna be a fat 200k lard chugging down "gallons" of cola and stuffing my mouth full of "ounces" of hamburgers in my motorized shopping cart
my language has existed for way over 500 years. the 500 years your whole country has existed for
#14 to #13 - swagmonstah (06/08/2014) [-]
The land my country was founded on has been here just as long as yours, and 500 years is far too generous. America was founded in 1776. In just 238 years America has become the world's strongest economy, defeated the most powerful Army with a militia and bailed Europe out of 2 World Wars.
Stay mad europoor.
#17 to #14 - SoundWave (06/08/2014) [-]
your ******* name is swagmonstah so im not even surre if you are trolling so i dont know how to approach this right now

us has been founded by immigrants, mostly europeans or "europoors" as you call them
i wouldnt agree with your statement about the us having the strongest economy, since germany and japan are ahead of you and guess what, germany is in europe
i know this is mind boggling to you and probably very hard to understand but germany actually is a part of europe but being the dumbass you are i cant expect you to know this already.

you didnt bail europe out of **** you cunt, the us joined both ww's late, exclusively when germany was already pretty much finished and defeated.

#18 to #17 - swagmonstah (06/08/2014) [-]
Tell me more about how Europe has ONE country that has the landmass of Montana and the population of just TWO of our states.
#20 to #18 - SoundWave (06/08/2014) [-]
and still has a stronger economy than you
isnt that amazing ?

they work very dilligently and have gone from being divided into two parts and demolished in the second world war to the strongest country in the world. so basically what "you" did in 238 years germany did better in 70
not to mention the life standard in denmark, holland, SWEDEN, norway, liechtenstein, austria, luxembourg

what is your whole economy based on ?
countinous printing of money you dont have back up in gold in the national treasury for?
#21 to #20 - swagmonstah (06/08/2014) [-]
Must be nice to be able to coddle an economy and attempt to play catch up to one country by forming the EU and the Euro. That's why England is pulling out, and all of your elections are steering towards the far right.
If America wasn't pumping as much as it was into defense no other country would have a chance of keeping up because they'd have to spend on their defense.
Instead they run to America and use NATO and the UN to feel powerful.
Pathetic Europoor with a skewed view of how global economics works.
Stay mad faggot.
#22 to #21 - SoundWave (06/08/2014) [-]
lmao at whatever the **** the point of your comment was
us needs to tread lightly
you dont even begin to understand how weak you are
you are aware of how much the us is in debt to many countries, especially china
which could **** you up whenever they please to
keep playing with your little laser toys in the east until you piss off russia or china or south korea for that matter
all of which would and could **** your **** up
User avatar #27 to #22 - frutus ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Everytime you reply, he wins.
Don't feed the troll.
User avatar #94 to #22 - gtocforyou ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Dude his level is like -201. He's just been ******* with you the entire time.
#92 to #13 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
Hey man I don't know once you get our motorized shopping carts customized with the hydraulics and a sweet paint job they are pretty kickass. Mine is the Phat Low-Rider 200k Pro. It also has a extendo arm attached to the handle so i don't have to lean out and grab things and risk falling off. That is a nice feature I feel because without that I tend to make tremors whenever I hit the ground. Which is pretty common over here actually. If you ever do come to the U.S. though don't make fun of our obesity. We are very sensitive about it and will attempt to sue and explain it has to do with our genetics. Also if you've never had a hoard of motorized shopping carts with fat people on them chasing you then you've never experienced true terror.
#119 to #5 - Rozh (06/09/2014) [-]
Hey now, don't undermind the boxing Jew.
#129 to #119 - Rascal (06/09/2014) [-]
u mean like in urn?.
#55 to #5 - RyanJK (06/09/2014) [-]
huge ass man?
#66 to #5 - DemonX (06/09/2014) [-]
This is the greatest comment I've ever read.

"and you look like you're ready to box your way out of Auschwitz" had me in fits.
User avatar #117 to #5 - nigerotte (06/09/2014) [-]
agreed i've seen muscle heads get knocked on their ass because they've never actually got in a fight before
#51 to #5 - popnotes (06/09/2014) [-]
If the Auschwitz guy knows Ninjutsu or something similar, large man is kind of ****** .
#163 to #51 - qdos (06/09/2014) [-]
not really there is a point in fighting where size just dominates. I have friends that have studied martial arts for years and still cant hold a candle to me simply because ive got 150 lbs on them and am not retarded.
#201 to #5 - funnaycraptwo ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
>you look like you're ready to box your way out of auschwitz
User avatar #115 to #3 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
I don't think he should have rephrased that at all. If you don't believe me, listen to a crazy 70 year old Vietnam vet who used to fight all the time. He would rather fight a bulky guy than a fit guy, because the bulky guys were slow as hell. He said he felt like he could take a sip of his coffee before he even had to duck.
#108 - jokerjack (06/09/2014) [-]
Abs really do mean nothing to a fight
User avatar #134 to #108 - jimandtonic (06/09/2014) [-]
based fedor
User avatar #137 to #134 - kimilsung (06/09/2014) [-]
Fedor a?
User avatar #138 to #137 - jimandtonic (06/09/2014) [-]
fedor emelianenko
User avatar #124 to #108 - lotengo (06/09/2014) [-]
Agreed tough it is still a huge benefit in most fighting sports.
being ripped means low fat so high percentage of muscles.
imagine a 80kg kickboxer with 5% body fat.
If he gained weight till hos bodyfat was 10% he would have had 4 kg of extra fat.
now 84 kg he advances to a higher weight class. The guys there are ripped so they have 4 kg extra muscles in stead of fat. The fat guy loses most of his fights in that class.
User avatar #112 to #108 - tsoper (06/09/2014) [-]
behind that fat shield, his abs are coated in molted steel.

the fat is just cushion to spread the impact of a fist blow.
#93 - insanefreak (06/09/2014) [-]
At the start of the holidays it's the traditions for our company (we're a building company) to celebrate (we go to the pub and most of us get drunk of our asses, aside a few who disappear in the early hours and stay sober).

In the pub, a bunch of buffed up guys started making fun of our boss, who's overweight, but a cool guy. Then one of them made the mistake of pulling his chair back, causing him to fall.

Now, before I continue, just know that there are 35 of us in there, and they're with seven, buffed up bastards. One of us goes over to help, while two others push the guy back, followed by them immediately getting hit. (they were more drunk than we had realized, and extremely violent).

I'm one of the thin guys of the group. Compared to everyone else, I'm weaker (still a good deal stronger than the average Joe, we do nothing but heavy physical work sixty hours a week after all), but I did practise Karate and still do on a regular basis, and am a lot faster and more agile then the rest of my colleagues.

I got up close with one of them as things further escalated. You can be as strong as you want, if you push away the punches using technique rather than brute force, it's quite easy to win, especially if your opponent is drunk and not thinking clearly. One deflected blow, him being surprised, and I got the chance to land three clean punches in his face, then kick him in the stomach. (yoko-geri, pretty nasty if you can grab the guy's arm before kicking, as it lands fairly on the side, and with more power than anyone likes to be hit with).

Then our company proceeded to beat the ever living **** out of them, before calling the cops.

Muscles are useful, but can never make up for technique, skill, experience, being ready for a fight, or being outnumbered by five to one. It's not like fights in movies. Out there, people will hit you all at once, and you're beaten down without being able to do anything about it.

Tl, dr: Pick your fights properly.
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User avatar #114 to #93 - tsoper (06/09/2014) [-]
I know that feel...

hate getting ganked by 3 other players when i only began with 1.

******* cheap shotted and kidney shot, while the faggot priest applies all its DoTs and the pally i was trying to kill is healing himself to full health.
#139 - natechallenger (06/09/2014) [-]
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#91 - legendofbearo ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Behold fighting with perception
Behold fighting with perception
User avatar #126 to #91 - eating (06/09/2014) [-]
what movie is this?
#140 to #126 - thenewneone (06/09/2014) [-]
Iron man
User avatar #128 to #126 - peacocean (06/09/2014) [-]
Sherlock Holmes
User avatar #177 to #126 - tehlulzbringer (06/09/2014) [-]
#181 - jokervsbatsy (06/09/2014) [-]
/b/ goes to a fight
#33 - shacmaster (06/08/2014) [-]
FJ in a ******* nutshell, content is about /fit/ getting in a fight, comments is a fight about grammar.
User avatar #122 to #33 - givememoarpony (06/09/2014) [-]
I hereby repeat a comment I made earlier:


[crowd booing]

User avatar #62 to #33 - richardastley (06/09/2014) [-]
And some asshole summarizing Funnyjunk, and then some other asshole pointing it out.
#105 to #62 - babydingo (06/09/2014) [-]
**babydingo rolled image** RANDOM ROLLING
#106 to #105 - richardastley (06/09/2014) [-]
**richardastley rolls 93**
User avatar #116 - mion (06/09/2014) [-]
technique > power.
#176 to #116 - mixedfeelings (06/09/2014) [-]
power =/= strength
#70 - shoryuken (06/09/2014) [-]
I was really expecting  ab guy to lose
I was really expecting ab guy to lose
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User avatar #100 - vancecore (06/09/2014) [-]
Guess he threw a /fit/
#98 - bagman ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Props to this guy for making something beta as **** sound so alpha
User avatar #69 - stealthnull (06/09/2014) [-]
A little dose of reality. Love it.
#54 - pappathethird (06/09/2014) [-]
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#169 - demfeels (06/09/2014) [-]
**demfeels rolled image** mfw attempted bulk
**demfeels rolled image** mfw attempted bulk
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