cumcain. .. in before he ends up the primary suspect of a police investigation, they find his dna everywhere and he goes to jail cumcain in before he ends up the primary suspect of a police investigation they find his dna everywhere and goes to jail
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - bluwizard
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(02/26/2013) [-]
in before he ends up the primary suspect of a police investigation, they find his dna everywhere and he goes to jail
User avatar #82 to #4 - JoshBauer
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Only if they have his DNA on record.
#112 to #4 - skullbad
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(02/26/2013) [-]
"We found semen in her nose...We know who the culprit is."
#27 to #4 - dunderbiffen
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Why would he go to jail? He has done nothing wrong
#34 - gnorfell
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(02/26/2013) [-]
>do this
>go to club
>get arrested by police
>"WHAT IS THIS, ANON?"
>"It's mine but it's not what you think."
>"We'll see about that cokcsucker!"


>MFW Police will probably see if it's cocaine on the site so they can actually arrest me or later at the station when the test results comes back.
#63 to #34 - karpmin
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Police Detective: So were you guys able to test what drugs that one guy brought in, every time we ask he just says he made it himself with love and elbow grease then busts out laughing.
Police Drug Scientist (shut up): *smirks* well the results have CUUUM faster then the female scientist find "satisfactory", so to be CUUUMpletely positive we're going to need a DNA sample from him.
[his face when the cop actually asks him for a dna sample]
#52 to #34 - mooghens
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(02/26/2013) [-]
No cops do that in real life.
#5 - xodios
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(02/26/2013) [-]
<TFW they taste the cum powder.
<TFW they taste the cum powder.
#124 to #5 - bigmanfifty
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(02/26/2013) [-]
tfw they are dancing happily on a placebo high
tfw they are dancing happily on a placebo high
#95 - Yukimora
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(02/26/2013) [-]
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#61 - spacetequila
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(02/26/2013) [-]
Did I read that correctly?

Dammit. I did.
#19 - sprudlebass
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(02/26/2013) [-]
#187 - superblargh
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(02/26/2013) [-]
It's safe to say this image is quite relevant
User avatar #193 to #187 - beavisnbutthead
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(02/27/2013) [-]
i bet everyone get's his load
#26 - velaciraptor
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(02/26/2013) [-]
They never see it cumming..
#114 - eccleston
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