casuals. no, its not sokka.. Not if you sit on the internet all day bitching about it. It sorta bothers me when it gets to this topic. If you people want GF's to the point where all you do
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#107 - spookyisjack (04/22/2013) [-]
homestuck has yet again tricked its way onto frontpage
#318 to #107 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I thought I recognized Jade and Tavros
#176 to #107 - hangingtree (04/22/2013) [-]
I was looking though the comments to see if anyone had noticed!
I was looking though the comments to see if anyone had noticed!
User avatar #110 to #107 - Iloldmypants (04/22/2013) [-]
I couldn't imagine Homestuck getting on the front page through conventional means, so guile it is then.
#348 - tylerxchoice (04/22/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is godly at mario kart and super smash bros.   
but at everything else I usually let her win cus she gets that big smile on her and gets all excited, it's amazing.   
Unless we play 			*******		 pokemon then she gets her 			****		 wrecked.   
Mfw we play pokemon.
My girlfriend is godly at mario kart and super smash bros.
but at everything else I usually let her win cus she gets that big smile on her and gets all excited, it's amazing.
Unless we play ******* pokemon then she gets her **** wrecked.
Mfw we play pokemon.
#109 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
This week on they didn't know it was Homestuck
#100 - miscarriage (04/22/2013) [-]
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Who's that girl with Sokka?
User avatar #111 to #100 - lazaman (04/22/2013) [-]
YOU ****** YOU STOLE MY COLORED TEXT.

Seriously though where did you get that?

Thats my old color but one day it was gone..
#112 to #111 - miscarriage (04/22/2013) [-]
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I got it from the boards.
#174 to #100 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Could be Vriska. Considering that's Tavros and not Sokka.
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User avatar #143 to #120 - raigen (04/22/2013) [-]
...can I have one of these in my honor? It'd be fun to use when I just pop up out of nowhere like I do.
#350 to #143 - kakariko (04/22/2013) [-]
Got your back bro
Got your back bro
User avatar #461 to #350 - raigen (04/22/2013) [-]
I ******* love you...
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User avatar #154 to #153 - miscarriage (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't remember who made it.
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#160 to #158 - miscarriage (04/22/2013) [-]
This image has expired
You should feel ashamed.
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User avatar #121 to #120 - miscarriage (04/22/2013) [-]
h-hi
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#367 - lorkhan (04/22/2013) [-]
That comic, take it away. It makes me deeply depressed.
That comic, take it away. It makes me deeply depressed.
User avatar #391 to #367 - Steelblade (04/22/2013) [-]
Someone needs to hook this gif up with a death note one.
#57 - jimmynutz (04/22/2013) [-]
>tfw no gf
>tfw no gf
#336 to #57 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
thats the reason why i want to kill myself...
#374 to #336 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
You want to kill yourself because you have no girlfriend... right.
#425 to #336 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Really?
#416 - moustachefingers (04/22/2013) [-]
**** you. I would if I could.
#440 to #416 - neznanc **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
would you?
#304 - nsfwbrowserv (04/22/2013) [-]
Looks like you need this.
Looks like you need this.
#162 - jitterz (04/22/2013) [-]
MFW description
MFW description
#74 - omgitztom (04/22/2013) [-]
>MFW my cat died today
>MFW haven't seen the girl I love in 2 years, probably never again

Yeah, I'm just gonna get off the computer now
#171 to #74 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Sounds like a bunch of ********
#286 to #74 - nubarke (04/22/2013) [-]
I know that feel bro... not the cat part, but you have my support.
#312 to #74 - mcmg (04/22/2013) [-]
That sucks, man, I know it probably won't mean much, but you still deserve a nice big hug.
User avatar #134 to #74 - brutallyhonest (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry FJer.. please let me be your friend.
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User avatar #77 to #74 - MrsMcDowell (04/22/2013) [-]
*Hugs*
User avatar #75 to #74 - killingsin (04/22/2013) [-]
Aww, come here
big uncomfortably long hug for you :)
#122 - lostdagame (04/22/2013) [-]
related?
related?
#383 to #122 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
What anime is this?
#400 to #383 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Homestuck.
#198 to #122 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
do you know if theres a season three of working?
User avatar #310 to #198 - thejokermf (04/22/2013) [-]
Not as far as I know. Season one and two were great though.
#429 - bitchplzzz (04/22/2013) [-]
Filthy casuals
Filthy casuals
#389 - shashashadow (04/22/2013) [-]
fun fact: that's fanart form a popular web-comic, homestuck, and in cannon she a dangerous sociopath, who pushes him off a cliff, paralyzing him from the waist down, mocks him for it, and eventually kills him, and he's a major pushover who forgives her for it.
fun fact: that's fanart form a popular web-comic, homestuck, and in cannon she a dangerous sociopath, who pushes him off a cliff, paralyzing him from the waist down, mocks him for it, and eventually kills him, and he's a major pushover who forgives her for it.
User avatar #415 to #389 - thechosentroll (04/22/2013) [-]
Neat.
#11 - vegetatheprince (04/21/2013) [-]
Not if you sit on the internet all day bitching about it.

It sorta bothers me when it gets to this topic. If you people want GF's to the point where all you do is wallow in self-pity on the internet, go do something about it.

And for the argument 'oh, but it'll never happen to me". you're mistaken. It may not happen soon. It may take days, weeks, months or even years. You people are just to afraid to expand out and learn what it takes.

I was in the same place, still am I guess(althought it's 50% intnentional, I like getting with random girls, and I like having my own space atm) But atleast I try, I go out to bars/clubs/etc. I meet new people, I make new friends and try new things. Next semester I'm joining a fraternity, further expanding myself.

Like, I don't understand how there are people here my age (late teens) who say that they have never had a kiss? I understand if you're saving it for the right person, that's honorable, but impracticable. Go get a hook-up from a random chick at a party or something. You'll feel much more confident about yourself.

You people have to leave the comfort zone that is this. Am I saying quit the internet? No. I'm on FJ/Reddit/LOL/etc on a daily basis. What I'm trying to get across is that you guys that complain about girl problems need to wake up, get out of your shells and ******* get it done.

I come on here for funnies and laughs. Not a bunch of betas crying.

My apologies for the rant for everyone else, just something I wanted to put out there.
#435 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Agree ith Vegeta; he is the prince. (sorry the doubleU key is faulty on this keyboard so ill use UU or avoid if possible.)
One thing that i see alot is those succumbing to self pity is that they can not tell the difference beteen love an infatuation. Infatuation and lust does not need reason, logic or purpose and people ill spend years infatuated beleiveing they are in love and cant live ithout that person, but it itsnt the actually person its the "Idea" of the person you think you need. Ive seen freinds in "love" for months-years uuith the same person that they dont even knouu-isnt in their group of friends and barley an acquantance and do nothing about it. Love is something earned; it takes time people beleive that it is something magical that you fall into, really it is something built uuith suueat blood and tears. but hard uuork is hard so its easier to fall into the slump of infatuation then to really undertand uuhat it is you uuant and earn it. -charachter max cantfinish
User avatar #452 to #11 - onionbubs (04/22/2013) [-]
A few weeks ago, my friend told me that he could never get a girlfriend. I said "yeah, you're probably right".
But, being the guy he is, he immediately took that as an insult and a challenge.
Now, today, he got a girl's number. He's planning on asking her out this weekend.

I need to get myself a pipe and a cloak, and then sit dramatically on a chair in a candle-lit library, and say "I knew this would happen. When I said that you couldn't get a girlfriend, I meant with that attitude you couldnt. I knew that this was the only way to change you."
#206 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Why don't you **** off back to reddit then, where everyone has a gf and makes ****** portal cake jokes.
#20 to #11 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
I got one via minecraft, anything is goddamn possible.
#118 to #11 - yomommabinshoppin (04/22/2013) [-]
I am a beta, always was, probably always will be, I don't have the willpower to change, to leave this comfort zone, I don't even know where to find will. So I stay inside, I stay home and play games and argue with people on the internet, I don't leave home often. I am surprised when I see people trying to get me out in the world, last time I checked, humans don't care about other humans, but that is probably cynical and stupid. But still, why aren't others happy, even though I wouldn't even be able to compete with anybody for a girl, doesn't it make you happy that there is less competition, that you have even better odds, that natural selection is going to make me die alone so that the human race can improve... Seeing your comment kills me because I know I have the capability to change but not the will, and I have nobody to blame but myself.






please, just let me sulk in peace
#337 to #118 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
*hug* ( It's not pity, it's compassion. ) I don't know if humans really don't care about the others, but reading that made me want to do something for you :( ..well, it's frustrating, I know I can't do a thing, i'm just an anon, and we probably don't live in the same country, I can't bring you cookies (I like cooking!) or come to play games with you.

We both are funnyjunker, I'm sure we could be friends if we met one day ! There are probably things we both like, and we could probably learn from each other:)
I know it has nothing to do with having a GF, but I guess it would be good to have someone you can call a friend . :) (>implying that I don't have friends (dunno about you) )

I just wanted to tell you I'm sure you are worth knowing. So.. yeah, here's a hug.

Don't care if I get thumbed down for saying "just words" and idealistical stuff. I just hope I wrote that well, since I'm not native.
#457 to #337 - yomommabinshoppin (04/22/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I send an over internet hug to you too. :)
#486 to #457 - anon (04/25/2013) [-]
:)
#346 to #118 - hamdaman (04/22/2013) [-]
I feel the same
User avatar #279 to #11 - megashot ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
relationship advice on funnyjunk?

HA!
#356 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
If an anonymous but angry man of African American decent can find love,

(even being quite the dedicated gamer that I am) I believe any of these FJers can.

Okay, some of these FJers are pretty ****** up. Still, find a goth girl or something.
User avatar #108 to #11 - delphine (04/22/2013) [-]
I disagree with the random hookup part, because I personally think it's foolish to sleep with strangers. You don't know where they've been and I've had friends come down with pretty gnarly venereal infections that way... But I agree with pretty much everything else you said.

I always lamented in high school that no guys ever asked me out... Well, I also didn't take care of the way I looked, I was horribly insecure and no guy wants to go out with a girl like that. During college, I got in shape, spend a lot of time in extracurricular activities and clubs, and spent more effort on the way I presented myself. That boosted my confidence and certainly won me more dates than sitting on a computer wallowing in self-pity.
#285 to #108 - klavi (04/22/2013) [-]
Consider the following: Using your ******* brain!
#195 to #11 - hamstergeddon (04/22/2013) [-]
It is hard when you're a beta as **** fatty who have such a low self-steem that I have actually turned down a girl before simply because I belived she could get something better, it got to the point I just stopped trying and decided to try and live my short, sad life by myself with things I already enjoy.

And before anyone tell me to stop whining, I am not, the subject was just touched upon, and I thought I had to share my situation, otherwise I just hide it, even if people realize something off, I just try to laugh it off and change the subject.
User avatar #215 to #195 - errdayimfjing (04/22/2013) [-]
I think you just have to have a little more self respect for yourself, for example you had a person who liked you, but you turned them down. Why? It's because the human mind actually enjoys depression; it's comfortable. However, it is happiness that takes effort. You have to realize that there are other people worse off than you. For example, me: I've never been told that someone liked me but I still move on, because I know everyone deserves someone; and all you need is love. Next time you find out someone likes you, don't turn them down. Stay in there, fellow funnyjunker.
#287 to #195 - klavi (04/22/2013) [-]
Excuses. Excuses everywhere!
#359 to #287 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
why do people thumb this down?

Put down the ******* fork and pick up your life. What are you even doing here on FJ 24/7 every ******* day? Get some motivation by thinking of your future and what you really want to do. Stop the ******* war that is going on in your mind and realist that girls will find it cooler if you say "I play guitar/piano/basketball/painting" than "Ive got 5th world rank DPS w my Ret"

That is the key to progression and the stop of procrastination. I've done it. Now its your turn you ******* imbecile faggots.

There are people climbing Mt. Everest without any arms and legs enjoying their life, trying to get YOU motivated: whilst you're sitting here complaining about how "miserable" your life is and how depressed you are about your body. ******* irrational and inconsiderate bastards. Become ******* rad.

TL:DR because u fat **** : 1. Put down the fork. 2. Realise 3. Do it. And do it with
commiseration for both your amazing human capabilites and others who have worse.

****
#445 to #359 - klavi (04/22/2013) [-]
Bravo!
Bravo!
User avatar #388 to #359 - Seventeen (04/22/2013) [-]
How do you climb a mountain with no arms or legs?
User avatar #393 to #388 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
I told you that the ARE people that do that. Look it up if you dont believe me.
#392 to #388 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
How is that relevant? Maybe because I dont feel like slicing my arms and legs off?

Try once more please
User avatar #396 to #392 - Seventeen (04/22/2013) [-]
You said, and I quote: 'There are people climbing Mt. Everest without any arms and legs enjoying their life'.

This is how my question was relevant. However, due to your defensive answer, i have decided that you're an asshole and I don't care for the answer.
#402 to #396 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
oh crap I read your **** wrong. I thought you said How about you climb a mountain with no arms and legs... Saying "put yourself in their situation" which would not be relevant.

My fault dude :s

User avatar #407 to #402 - Seventeen (04/22/2013) [-]
that's quite all right. i would never suggest another funny junk user sliced off their arms and/or legs!

ps, thank you for that incredibly random list of metabalism boosting foods.
#410 to #407 - crazypotato (04/22/2013) [-]
Yeah once again sorry - (Im tired of those constantly blabbering Fatpeoplebingolover people - thats why I went agressive)
<-
And yeah to answer your question on how to climb the mountain with no limbs just google "man without limbs climbs mountain". Im trying to find the whole video but I dont remember where I put it. Ill post it asap.

No probs! Stay healthy bro

User avatar #473 to #287 - xxlopikedxx (04/23/2013) [-]
he got fat again ): not trying to disprove your point, but just thought I would say :/
#398 to #195 - penguinthegreat (04/22/2013) [-]
you aren't greedy enough...
get in shape and get a girl, its not that hard
if you give up now what are you living for?
User avatar #212 to #11 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
But that's just the thing. I don't end up liking ever girl I see. Me liking a girl is rare, and me starting anything is ever rarer. I like one girl. I try. I get shot down, and I get over after a while. But as of late, this one girl has gotten me under a ******* spell man. I don't know what it is, but I can't stop thinking about her, and I can't imagine what I'd do if I couldn't see her, which might actually be the case very soon. It's not that I can't try, or I'm not willing to try, it's the very fact that I don't have the energy or the drive to do so. You speak like this like it's easy. Romance is 40% charm and 60% luck. You need luck when it comes to this **** , luck I don't have. I'm not bad looking, at least I don't think so, I shower and clean myself up. But it gets tiring. Emotionally and physically tiring. 18 years old going on 19 in May and I've never had a girlfriend or my first kiss. And let me tell you, I'm not a shy person. I may be reclusive or quiet, but I'm definitely not shy. But she..she makes me shy. She makes me nervous. I care what SHE thinks about me and not anyone else. Coming from me, that's ******* something. Trust me when I say I'm not shy. But it's not as easy for some of us as it is for you. Even if I try, no matter how many times, it'll end the same. I assure you
#347 to #212 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Maybe your standards are ******** . You're not going far if you're expecting Sasha Grey to come on to you if you don't so much as shower regularly.
User avatar #395 to #212 - luckiestcharms (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm not OP, but I live the same lifestyle as he does... That said, everyone acts like thiat when they have a crush. It's exceptionally hard to play it smooth around the person you like, so don't feel bad about it. As for the 40%charm and 60%luck, I disagree. I have seen guys who were like 2-3/10 dating girls much higher up in the ranking, like so much higher that you think he must have hypnotized them. As long as you have confidence, most women will be attracted to you(intellectually) and that is a massive advantage... I used to be really shy, and then have to get super drunk before I could speak to girls, but now Im only hesitant to talk to girls that are exceptionally good looking. I picked this up from a friend - women are a numbers game, the more you talk to the much higher your chances are. They dont all have to be good looking, but if you start talking to random girls your confidence slowly starts building, then eventually you'll be alpha!

tl;dr talking to random women builds your confidence
User avatar #331 to #212 - fuckdisshit (04/22/2013) [-]
maybe you're nervous because you're getting on a bit and haven't had a kiss, would it be better if you did just go for a random hookup even if you didn't like them a huge amount to get all that out the way and relax a bit more with less pressure
User avatar #363 to #331 - RisenLichen ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
It would not. I don't do random hook ups. I don't like it
#437 to #11 - gorden (04/22/2013) [-]
> went out on saturday
> got 8/10 girls number
>yes.jpg
> later same night
> douche comes and pushes me
>i'm 1,85 (6,1 feet für amerifags) and well trained
> dont do that again bad boy
> whatcha gonna do?
> whatcha gonna do when i come for you
>beat the **** out of him
>it was her brother
>they called the police
> i'm ******

>pic related, its me
User avatar #61 to #11 - burndt (04/22/2013) [-]
I've seen you around and agree with most of your opinions. Nice.
User avatar #63 to #61 - vegetatheprince (04/22/2013) [-]
Thanks. I try to form opinions from common sense and facts.
User avatar #66 to #63 - burndt (04/22/2013) [-]
Not a bad policy.
#125 to #11 - lmaobutts (04/22/2013) [-]
On almost every post of people whining about being beta or social inept, I see your posts, and I must say, well done. You give the most sound advice around, more people should be like you.
#390 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
You missed the point, Tard.
#364 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Long time anon here, I've seen enough of these speeches about doing something about it. Yes it's true but some people honestly just don't care if they sit inside all day. I do it and I really don't care about having a girlfriend. But you're right, people who complain about it shouldn't just sit there and complain, it's bad mkay.
#492 to #11 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
le tl; le dr.
#303 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
******* this, i'm an internet dud like most other people here and all it takes to get a girlfriend is the ability to be nice. a nice girl will pop up who will love you for who you are.
User avatar #221 to #11 - errdayimfjing (04/22/2013) [-]
I appreciate the thought; but you have to realize, it's not as simple as you say it is. Yes true, maybe you went out and expanded and found someone, but that doesn't mean it works for everyone. I'm not saying that what you said was bad, I just want to let you know that there are people out there who it just doesn't work for. Personally I haven't found anyone and thought I had expanded pretty well, but I'll keep trying.
User avatar #250 to #11 - grocer (04/22/2013) [-]
Dude **** you. I'm ugly, I got no chance bra.
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User avatar #80 to #11 - betta (04/22/2013) [-]
Hey, I don't cry that much.
#252 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
I agreed with you, then you started talking about random hookups...
#179 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Then when we do go out we will get raped by a woman thanks for the help...........
User avatar #181 to #179 - vegetatheprince (04/22/2013) [-]
But you did get laid.

You're quite welcome.
User avatar #15 to #11 - Closebehind (04/21/2013) [-]
Bro I know how you feel it bugs me man. I was a beta neckbeard who spent 24/7 on WoW until my Freshman year of high school, was fat as hell and nerdy. I graduated last year, I'm now dating an easy 8/10 who ******* chased ME. I joined the Air Force, got college completely paid for now with $50,000 sitting in a bank, me and by buddies are working on 3 website startups that are already generating profits. ******* enjoying life, you know what led me to get this far? Putting a ******* effort for 5 minutes a day. That's all it took, just a little effort and I couldn't be happier
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User avatar #31 to #29 - Closebehind (04/21/2013) [-]
No sarcasm man, and I don't let to brag, I just feel like some people really don't understand that a couple minutes of effort can make a huge ******* difference
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User avatar #481 to #317 - Closebehind (04/24/2013) [-]
made me lol
#474 to #11 - anon (04/23/2013) [-]
TFW i'm gay and have never met another homosexual in my life even though I strive to meet new people daily.
User avatar #19 to #11 - heartlessrobot (04/21/2013) [-]
Nah, I've accepted my impending life of loneliness.
User avatar #450 to #11 - weenieandthebutt (04/22/2013) [-]
The thing is, I honestly do try breaking out of my socially awkward shell meeting people, talking to them etc but I still have never managed to date. I'm far from shy and can ask girls out but the problem is that I dunno how to do it properly. I work out, I'm deemed as fairly goodlooking/hot but I've never got laid nor dated. I've had makeout sessions but that's the furthest I've gotten. I've read all those ****** pick up books like The Game, Mystery Method, even researched on NLP (Neuro Linguistic Programming) and have read the Selfish Gene to further expand my understanding of human nature. To no prevail, I still haven't had my dick wet.

STOP MAKING IT SOUND LIKE IT'S SO EASY!!!
User avatar #126 to #11 - kabuthefox (04/22/2013) [-]
i dont wallow ... atleast not outwardly i keep it inside where it belongs.
still, wish i could get out of my comfort zone i would love to get out to a party and have fun but i know its not a place where i would even begin to know what to do.

pretty much i think i would be that awkward person (almost 20) in the corner, just w8ing for something to happen -- which ik it wont unless i do something, but thats even more out of the comfort zone <_>



tl;dr - idk how to get out of the comfort zone completely
User avatar #127 to #126 - kabuthefox (04/22/2013) [-]
(well i guess thats not completely true, i went to a friends party that my roommate invited me to as well. met this great girl there talked to her for hours even after the party was over, THEN found out she was taken. but hey had a good time nonetheless, couldve been better but atleast i tried i guess (?))
User avatar #146 to #126 - vegetatheprince (04/22/2013) [-]
1 word: practice.

Just start going out to places, make small talk with people, and it'll do its own thing.
User avatar #150 to #146 - kabuthefox (04/22/2013) [-]
who wouldve thunk that vegeta, the prince of all saiyans, would be a motivational/advice giver on funnyjunk
#151 to #150 - vegetatheprince (04/22/2013) [-]
It's what I do in my spare time. That and throwing darts at a picture of Kakarot.
#372 to #151 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
so... you don't do Bulma?
User avatar #397 to #11 - kroople (04/22/2013) [-]
At least for me, it's not a problem of finding a girl, it's finding the RIGHT one that's near impossible. There are no girls, that I've met at least, that would sit down and play video games and actually be better than me or my friends, like this comic suggests, or play magic, or league of legends, or Civ or anything. Sorry if I'm bitching but it's the truth.
inb4 there's someone out there for everyone, ok. When I find them I'll let ya know.
User avatar #23 to #11 - itrooztrooperdown (04/21/2013) [-]
Either do as this guy says or just accept the fact that you are a fat/ugly/weird cunt that shouldn't bother with the filth of sex and should instead grow spiritually or learn, or do whatever other **** . Just like me. Just don't go arround crying about it, either do something to fix it or accept the fate, I'm with you OP.
#379 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
If it makes any of you guys feel any better (Which it probably wont since this is the internet,) I find that if someone would actually come up to me, I may just say yes. I don't often get approached, and I'd rather he take the step first than me because I'm too embarrassed.
#362 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
>impracticable
User avatar #25 to #11 - guildor (04/21/2013) [-]
You said it better than I ever would...
I don't have much of a story, so I'm just going to say that last year I got with this amazing girl (even though we broke it off in September)... I'm not the smartest or the best looking (I have a beer-belly that has been around forever), but that gave me a lot of confidence in myself about relationships... And I know that if I could get a girl, most users here could get one (or a guy depending of their preferences), with some effort...
#327 to #11 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
everyone who goes to bars clubs and parties are all dirty whores. no thanks, not the place for me
User avatar #451 to #11 - mdmazing (04/22/2013) [-]
You are totally right. I always wonder, why so afraid of being denied. It's quite an awesome feeling when you score, even if it's a random girl on a party. Drugs or drinking help you with your confidence. I'm not saying you should do drugs, but they sure as hell helped me, and opened a whole new world, and helped me hook up with random girls.
#302 to #11 - ehv (04/22/2013) [-]
******* green thumbed
User avatar #217 to #11 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
I'm fine with saving my next kiss for the right person, thank you. I don't need a confidence boost from some random chick, mostly because I don't need some random chick. I need The One. And I'll keep working until I find her. Those were my two cents.
User avatar #277 to #11 - tacomanofthenorth (04/22/2013) [-]
You teach them Beta's how a real saiyan prince does it
User avatar #172 to #11 - berkut (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't have time for a girlfriend.
I haven't found a descent smart girl.
#227 to #11 - swiftcashew (04/22/2013) [-]
I'll just live vicariously through you if that's alright.
#167 to #11 - jakatackka (04/22/2013) [-]
Excellent advice. Most relationship problems that people complain about are self-imposed. I've been trying to pull myself out of that mess for months now, and I'm nearly out of it (ie, I nearly have a girlfriend).

The only piece of advice I don't like is the suggestion to go out and get laid by some random drunk chick. Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but to me sex should be something important. Not a personal indulgence that you do for the sake of pleasure, an important act that signifies a deep personal bond with someone. That's just me, though. Your advice about stepping outside your comfort zone is definitely good.
#30 to #11 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
can you...can you go super saiyan?
User avatar #355 to #34 - anonomoz (04/22/2013) [-]
supersaiyan 3?
#482 to #453 - greenthegunstar (04/24/2013) [-]
Too bad he needs the help of a machine to go Super Saiyan 4...

... ******* casual if I've ever seen one...
#401 to #355 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYBODY to know that they can read minds, they will never seriously admit that they can read minds!

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#37 to #34 - anon (04/21/2013) [-]
^.^ thanks broski. And awesome speech. I decided a few months ago that i need to grow up and start to become more confident in myself. Though it might take some time, I feel better knowing that there are other people out there that were just like me.
I hope other people see this and get more motivated as well.
Brofist
User avatar #42 to #37 - vegetatheprince (04/22/2013) [-]
brofist
#280 to #42 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

All Asians are keeping their mind reading abilities a secret, they don't want ANYBODY to know that they can read minds, they will never seriously admit that they can read minds!

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things in your mind that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#91 - denvarte (04/22/2013) [-]
Today on "I didn't know it was homestuck"
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