/b/. wat. File: 1338235_ KB, 192x240, ) 1) Piss en plate 2) Put in freezer 3) Wait till late at night when it has Ween 4) Take piss disc off plate 5) Slide unde /b/ wat File: 1338235_ KB 192x240 ) 1) Piss en plate 2) Put in freezer 3) Wait till late at night when it has Ween 4) Take piss disc off 5) Slide unde
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1) Piss en plate
2) Put in freezer
3) Wait till late at night when it has Ween
4) Take piss disc off plate
5) Slide under someones deer
6) Vatsim will wake upto a mysterious puddle of piss en
hemp
Anonymous (ID: momma} () : 29
thats genius
impressed
l) Piss underdome
that sir, is gold.
waiting fer someone to actually try this.
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#2 - smercenary
Reply +461
(01/21/2013) [-]
I'm beginning to like this guy.
#35 to #2 - aneggyegg
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#163 to #2 - Dap
Reply +2
(01/21/2013) [-]
WIth the disk you could send it sliding like halfway into the room though.
#9 to #2 - kez
Reply +32
(01/21/2013) [-]
butthen its obvious that someone has pissed under the door. plus with the disc you can get the piss way into their room rather than just near their door with lines of piss showing it came from the door

But if you get the frozen piss disc and slide it way under their door.

They will randomly have a circular puddle of piss in their room with no lines of piss showing where it came from and it would be in the middle of the room and be confusing as ****
#13 to #9 - cptmongtard ONLINE
Reply +43
(01/21/2013) [-]
Butthen.
Butt hen
#150 to #9 - kez
Reply +14
(01/21/2013) [-]
Plus if you get spotted doing it, a yellow ice cube is a lot easier to explain than you laying down outside their door with your dick out and your pants round your ankles.
#5 - evilanakie
Reply +75
(01/21/2013) [-]
Frisbee fun
#139 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
FreezePee
#6 to #5 - evilanakie
Reply +300
(01/21/2013) [-]
*frisPee
#63 to #6 - danrat
Reply +13
(01/21/2013) [-]
frisbee pun
#119 to #6 - aklidic
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#247 to #6 - coldasshonky
Reply +1
(01/22/2013) [-]
*PissPee
#260 to #6 - alwaysreadthetags
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
PissFree
#264 to #260 - evilanakie
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
free piss
#276 to #264 - anon
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
*******
#59 - mcbee
Reply +260
(01/21/2013) [-]
>be in canada
>***** cold
>room mate wakes up next morning
>piss disk is still a piss disk
>MFW room mate looks at me
#47 - biggrand
Reply +155
(01/21/2013) [-]
> cut oneself
> put blood on plate
> put in freezer until frozen
> place under door
> victim wakes up to puddle of blood under door and is traumatized for life
#140 to #47 - pengish
Reply -2
(01/21/2013) [-]
do this to biebers house, then he will take cut for beiber seriously
#110 to #47 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
instead of putting under the door, put it on thier dick
#221 to #47 - bateking
Reply 0
(01/22/2013) [-]
CutForBieber ?
#162 to #47 - icameheretotroll
Reply +2
(01/21/2013) [-]
Unless they're female
#50 to #47 - happygrowman
Reply +50
(01/21/2013) [-]
>didnt work
>victim thought it was spilt ketchup
>doesnt matter, had cut4bieber
#22 - agentxq
Reply +32
(01/21/2013) [-]
Noone closes the door when they sleep in my house.

firstworldproblems.png
#64 to #22 - Visual
Reply +5
(01/21/2013) [-]
How about leave it on their bed, where they don't feel the cold but it will slowly sink down into them when it melts?
#25 to #22 - gildemoono
Reply +148
(01/21/2013) [-]
Frisbee that **** at their face then, it will really piss them off!
Frisbee that **** at their face then, it will really piss them off!
#28 to #25 - samoaspider ONLINE
Reply +9
(01/21/2013) [-]
**** you man
**** you man
#4 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +104
(01/21/2013) [-]
<When you put a ******* plate of piss in your freezer
<When you put a ******* plate of piss in your freezer
#33 to #4 - aneggyegg
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#97 to #4 - miniwilliam
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
I hardly see what the problem would be. It might smell a bit, but urine is 100% sterile.
#108 to #97 - ICEDgrunge
Reply +1
(01/21/2013) [-]
That's all I mean, it would get everywhere and it smell like... Well, Piss.
#146 to #108 - miniwilliam
Reply +5
(01/21/2013) [-]
The smell of piss varies greatly depending on what a person might've ingested or consumed!
#180 to #146 - ICEDgrunge
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
Let's just say asparagus has been on the menu for quite a while now
#66 - drmrniceguy
Reply +90
(01/21/2013) [-]
1. Masturbate on to plate 5 times
2. Put in freezer
3. Wait till late at night when it has frozen
4. Take cum disc off plate
5. Slider under someone's door
6. Victim will wake up with a mysterious puddle of cum on their floor

Good way to let someone know you like them.
#89 to #66 - tyroneisanigger
Reply +8
(01/21/2013) [-]
I just drive anywhere from 3-5 miles to my crushyes house, get binoculars, find a vantage point, one with a good view to her window. It's in the country so they don't have any curtains except for in the bathroom, I usually climb on the roof of her shed but the shed has a wall thing that is on the edge of the shed so I can duck behind it with little of my head exposed, and these binocular's man they can see skin cells ******* if I wanted to, I can see EVERYTHING SHE DOES. One time she was in her room, I think she turned on music, turned on the T.V it was really loud too because I could hear it faintly from her shed (maybe 15 yards away) and she started picking her nose and eating it. Seriously, it was literally THE HOTTEST thing I've ever seen.
#113 to #89 - fishratsas
Reply +4
(01/21/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at It all makes since now ** mfw I kind of liked that story.
#125 to #113 - arstya
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
Don't cry for Tyrone. DON'T CRY!
#135 - Blackspeed
Reply +62
(01/21/2013) [-]
1. Open the door
2. Piss on the floor
3. Everybody walk the

urinal
#138 to #135 - dawdawdwa
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
I think i pissed myself.
#137 to #135 - lawlfailwinepic
Reply +6
(01/21/2013) [-]
My god, this is ******* hilarious.
#52 - Covenantkilla
Reply +46
(01/21/2013) [-]
>poop on plate
>put in freezer
>wait till late at night when poo is frozen
>take frozen poo off plate
>slide under someones door
> victim will wake up to a mysterious puddle of poo on their floor
#62 to #52 - mctrollston
Reply +55
(01/21/2013) [-]
**mctrollston rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Oh Canada **
>poop on plate
>put in freezer
>wait till late at night when poo is frozen
>take frozen poo off plate
>sneak into someones room
>insert frozen poo in their asshole
>victim will wake up to foreign **** in their ass
#68 to #62 - Covenantkilla
Reply +13
(01/21/2013) [-]
thats ****** up!
#86 to #62 - icecreamonnips
Reply +6
(01/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#149 to #62 - redhack
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
I lost it :')
#71 - baconbaconator
Reply +47
(01/21/2013) [-]
>poop on plate
>eat it