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File: 1338235_ KB, 192x240, )
1) Piss en plate
2) Put in freezer
3) Wait till late at night when it has Ween
4) Take piss disc off plate
5) Slide under someones deer
6) Vatsim will wake upto a mysterious puddle of piss en
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Anonymous (ID: momma} () : 29
thats genius
impressed
l) Piss underdome
that sir, is gold.
waiting fer someone to actually try this.
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#59 - mcbee (01/21/2013) [-]
>be in canada
> ***** cold
>room mate wakes up next morning
>piss disk is still a piss disk
>MFW room mate looks at me
User avatar #47 - biggrand (01/21/2013) [-]
> cut oneself
> put blood on plate
> put in freezer until frozen
> place under door
> victim wakes up to puddle of blood under door and is traumatized for life
User avatar #140 to #47 - pengish (01/21/2013) [-]
do this to biebers house, then he will take cut for beiber seriously
User avatar #221 to #47 - bateking (01/22/2013) [-]
CutForBieber ?
User avatar #162 to #47 - icameheretotroll (01/21/2013) [-]
Unless they're female
#110 to #47 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
instead of putting under the door, put it on thier dick
User avatar #50 to #47 - happygrowman (01/21/2013) [-]
>didnt work
>victim thought it was spilt ketchup
>doesnt matter, had cut4bieber
#2 - smercenary (01/21/2013) [-]
I'm beginning to like this guy.
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User avatar #163 to #2 - Dap (01/21/2013) [-]
WIth the disk you could send it sliding like halfway into the room though.
#9 to #2 - kez (01/21/2013) [-]
butthen its obvious that someone has pissed under the door. plus with the disc you can get the piss way into their room rather than just near their door with lines of piss showing it came from the door

But if you get the frozen piss disc and slide it way under their door.

They will randomly have a circular puddle of piss in their room with no lines of piss showing where it came from and it would be in the middle of the room and be confusing as ****
User avatar #13 to #9 - cptmongtard (01/21/2013) [-]
Butthen.
Butt hen
#150 to #9 - kez (01/21/2013) [-]
Plus if you get spotted doing it, a yellow ice cube is a lot easier to explain than you laying down outside their door with your dick out and your pants round your ankles.
#66 - drmrniceguy (01/21/2013) [-]
1. Masturbate on to plate 5 times
2. Put in freezer
3. Wait till late at night when it has frozen
4. Take cum disc off plate
5. Slider under someone's door
6. Victim will wake up with a mysterious puddle of cum on their floor

Good way to let someone know you like them.
#89 to #66 - tyroneisanigger (01/21/2013) [-]
I just drive anywhere from 3-5 miles to my crushyes house, get binoculars, find a vantage point, one with a good view to her window. It's in the country so they don't have any curtains except for in the bathroom, I usually climb on the roof of her shed but the shed has a wall thing that is on the edge of the shed so I can duck behind it with little of my head exposed, and these binocular's man they can see skin cells ******* if I wanted to, I can see EVERYTHING SHE DOES. One time she was in her room, I think she turned on music, turned on the T.V it was really loud too because I could hear it faintly from her shed (maybe 15 yards away) and she started picking her nose and eating it. Seriously, it was literally THE HOTTEST thing I've ever seen.
#113 to #89 - fishratsas (01/21/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at It all makes since now ** mfw I kind of liked that story.
User avatar #125 to #113 - arstya (01/21/2013) [-]
Don't cry for Tyrone. DON'T CRY!
#88 - mehturtlesareok (01/21/2013) [-]
>piss in a ice cube tray
>put ice cube tray in freezer
>wait till the piss is frozen solid
>drive off to local kindergarten
>throw piss cubes at the children
#4 - ICEDgrunge (01/21/2013) [-]
<When you put a 			*******		 plate of piss in your freezer
<When you put a ******* plate of piss in your freezer
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User avatar #97 to #4 - miniwilliam (01/21/2013) [-]
I hardly see what the problem would be. It might smell a bit, but urine is 100% sterile.
User avatar #108 to #97 - ICEDgrunge (01/21/2013) [-]
That's all I mean, it would get everywhere and it smell like... Well, Piss.
#146 to #108 - miniwilliam (01/21/2013) [-]
The smell of piss varies greatly depending on what a person might've ingested or consumed!
#180 to #146 - ICEDgrunge (01/21/2013) [-]
Let's just say asparagus has been on the menu for quite a while now
#135 - Blackspeed (01/21/2013) [-]
1. Open the door
2. Piss on the floor
3. Everybody walk the

urinal
User avatar #138 to #135 - dawdawdwa (01/21/2013) [-]
I think i pissed myself.
User avatar #137 to #135 - lawlfailwinepic (01/21/2013) [-]
My god, this is ******* hilarious.
User avatar #22 - agentxq (01/21/2013) [-]
Noone closes the door when they sleep in my house.

firstworldproblems.png
#64 to #22 - Visual (01/21/2013) [-]
How about leave it on their bed, where they don't feel the cold but it will slowly sink down into them when it melts?
#25 to #22 - gildemoono (01/21/2013) [-]
Frisbee that 			****		 at their face then, it will really piss them off!
Frisbee that **** at their face then, it will really piss them off!
#28 to #25 - samoaspider (01/21/2013) [-]
****		 you man
**** you man
#178 - parrotmagician (01/21/2013) [-]
I once got so drunk I got up during the night, opened my wardrobe doors and pissed all over my clothes.   
   
MFW I wanted to get dressed in the morning and found out what I had done
I once got so drunk I got up during the night, opened my wardrobe doors and pissed all over my clothes.

MFW I wanted to get dressed in the morning and found out what I had done
#203 - hairydickfarts (01/21/2013) [-]
if you came here for a piss joke, urine for a treat
User avatar #173 - langeland (01/21/2013) [-]
>Make a spear out of frozen piss
> Stab someone to death with it
>When the Police arives the piss will be melted
>It will look like the person was pissed to death
User avatar #76 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
>Sitting in room
>Staying up late
>Suddenly an ice plate slides under your door
>Pick it up
>Its piss

What would you do?
User avatar #100 to #76 - SunshineCabbage (01/21/2013) [-]
Frisbee it out the window.
#84 to #76 - draukenkind (01/21/2013) [-]
Pass it on to someone else
User avatar #91 to #76 - BwainPhreeze (01/21/2013) [-]
Invite Neighbors to friendly game of frisbee
#81 to #76 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
lick it
#71 - baconbaconator (01/21/2013) [-]
>poop on plate
>eat it
#52 - Covenantkilla (01/21/2013) [-]
>poop on plate
>put in freezer
>wait till late at night when poo is frozen
>take frozen poo off plate
>slide under someones door
> victim will wake up to a mysterious puddle of poo on their floor
#62 to #52 - mctrollston (01/21/2013) [-]
**mctrollston rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Oh Canada **
>poop on plate
>put in freezer
>wait till late at night when poo is frozen
>take frozen poo off plate
>sneak into someones room
>insert frozen poo in their asshole
>victim will wake up to foreign **** in their ass
User avatar #149 to #62 - redhack (01/21/2013) [-]
I lost it :')
User avatar #5 - evilanakie (01/21/2013) [-]
Frisbee fun
#139 to #5 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
FreezePee
User avatar #6 to #5 - evilanakie (01/21/2013) [-]
*frisPee
User avatar #63 to #6 - danrat (01/21/2013) [-]
frisbee pun
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#247 to #6 - coldasshonky (01/22/2013) [-]
*PissPee
User avatar #260 to #6 - alwaysreadthetags (01/22/2013) [-]
PissFree
User avatar #264 to #260 - evilanakie (01/22/2013) [-]
free piss
#276 to #264 - anon (01/22/2013) [-]
#21 - imonaboatman (01/21/2013) [-]
**imonaboatman rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at When I find you… ** victim's face when
#79 - ihatem (01/21/2013) [-]
1.) Piss in cup
2.) Place paper over cup to keep it in
3.) place cup sideways, opening against the door, piss contained
4.) Tape cup there
5.) Victim removes cup and is attacked by the angry swarm of piss
User avatar #85 to #79 - mehturtlesareok (01/21/2013) [-]
hahahahhaa but piss doesn't come in swarms you joker!!
User avatar #87 to #85 - ihatem (01/21/2013) [-]
...you wanna bet?
#10 - zelyx (01/21/2013) [-]
Piss disc
Piss disc
#19 to #10 - thisnick (01/21/2013) [-]
What's that from? Anyone know?
User avatar #37 to #19 - Lewx (01/21/2013) [-]
Either Rock'n Rolla or This Means War

Not sure.
#41 to #37 - thisnick (01/21/2013) [-]
Thanks! Was able to find that it's from This Means War with your help
User avatar #277 to #41 - zelyx (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's This Mean War, sorry I didn't respond

Norwayfag, just woke up haha
#134 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
This image has expired
That family is ****** up.
#144 to #134 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
"My **** will not appear as a monster, but merely a ghost"
User avatar #183 to #144 - snakefire (01/21/2013) [-]
god damn
#34 - aneggyegg (01/21/2013) [-]
&gt; forget plate is in the freezer    
&gt;Family member/flat mate with shopping &amp; freezer goods come in...    
&gt;Don't know what to do...    
&gt;Can't take it out..    
&gt;too many questions    
&gt;Shouldn't leave it in...    
&gt;too many Questions...    
&gt;Cause distraction...???    
&gt;????
> forget plate is in the freezer
>Family member/flat mate with shopping & freezer goods come in...
>Don't know what to do...
>Can't take it out..
>too many questions
>Shouldn't leave it in...
>too many Questions...
>Cause distraction...???
>????
#36 to #34 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
just because you still live with your parents... or your flaaatmate
User avatar #38 to #36 - aneggyegg (01/21/2013) [-]
I don't think your comment makes any sense mate...
#40 to #38 - anon (01/21/2013) [-]
He means that you were trying to imply you don't still live with your parents and aren't 14, both of which you failed miserably at
#42 to #40 - aneggyegg (01/21/2013) [-]
Nope, I don't see where I implied that, and I do still live at home - it's just to ****** expensive to live elsewhere at the moment lad....
And the fact that there's hardly a pot to piss in around here nor a job to sniff at, I'm fairly content.
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