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1) Piss en plate
2) Put in freezer
3) Wait till late at night when it has Ween
4) Take piss disc off plate
5) Slide under someones deer
6) Vatsim will wake upto a mysterious puddle of piss en
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Anonymous (ID: momma} () : 29
thats genius
impressed
l) Piss underdome
that sir, is gold.
waiting fer someone to actually try this.
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Submitted: 01/21/2013
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#2 - smercenary (01/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm beginning to like this guy.
User avatar #5 - evilanakie (01/21/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Frisbee fun
User avatar #6 to #5 - evilanakie (01/21/2013) [-]
*frisPee
#59 - mcbee (01/21/2013) [-]
>be in canada
> ***** cold
>room mate wakes up next morning
>piss disk is still a piss disk
>MFW room mate looks at me
User avatar #47 - biggrand (01/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
> cut oneself
> put blood on plate
> put in freezer until frozen
> place under door
> victim wakes up to puddle of blood under door and is traumatized for life
User avatar #22 - agentxq (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Noone closes the door when they sleep in my house.

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#25 to #22 - gildemoono ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
Frisbee that 						****					 at their face then, it will really piss them off!
Frisbee that **** at their face then, it will really piss them off!
#4 - ICEDgrunge (01/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
<When you put a 						*******					 plate of piss in your freezer
<When you put a ******* plate of piss in your freezer
#66 - drmrniceguy ONLINE (01/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1. Masturbate on to plate 5 times
2. Put in freezer
3. Wait till late at night when it has frozen
4. Take cum disc off plate
5. Slider under someone's door
6. Victim will wake up with a mysterious puddle of cum on their floor

Good way to let someone know you like them.
#135 - Blackspeed (01/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
1. Open the door
2. Piss on the floor
3. Everybody walk the

urinal
#52 - Covenantkilla (01/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>poop on plate
>put in freezer
>wait till late at night when poo is frozen
>take frozen poo off plate
>slide under someones door
> victim will wake up to a mysterious puddle of poo on their floor
#62 to #52 - mctrollston (01/21/2013) [-]
**mctrollston rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Oh Canada **
>poop on plate
>put in freezer
>wait till late at night when poo is frozen
>take frozen poo off plate
>sneak into someones room
>insert frozen poo in their asshole
>victim will wake up to foreign **** in their ass
#71 - baconbaconator (01/21/2013) [-]
>poop on plate
>eat it
User avatar #173 - langeland (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Make a spear out of frozen piss
> Stab someone to death with it
>When the Police arives the piss will be melted
>It will look like the person was pissed to death
#88 - mehturtlesareok (01/21/2013) [-]
>piss in a ice cube tray
>put ice cube tray in freezer
>wait till the piss is frozen solid
>drive off to local kindergarten
>throw piss cubes at the children
User avatar #17 - happygrowman (01/21/2013) [+] (14 replies)
son, why do we have a plate of piss near the eggs in the fridge?
#79 - ihatem ONLINE (01/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
1.) Piss in cup
2.) Place paper over cup to keep it in
3.) place cup sideways, opening against the door, piss contained
4.) Tape cup there
5.) Victim removes cup and is attacked by the angry swarm of piss
#34 - aneggyegg (01/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
&gt; forget plate is in the freezer    
&gt;Family member/flat mate with shopping &amp; freezer goods come in...    
&gt;Don't know what to do...    
&gt;Can't take it out..    
&gt;too many questions    
&gt;Shouldn't leave it in...    
&gt;too many Questions...    
&gt;Cause distraction...???    
&gt;????
> forget plate is in the freezer
>Family member/flat mate with shopping & freezer goods come in...
>Don't know what to do...
>Can't take it out..
>too many questions
>Shouldn't leave it in...
>too many Questions...
>Cause distraction...???
>????
#178 - parrotmagician (01/21/2013) [-]
I once got so drunk I got up during the night, opened my wardrobe doors and pissed all over my clothes.   
   
MFW I wanted to get dressed in the morning and found out what I had done
I once got so drunk I got up during the night, opened my wardrobe doors and pissed all over my clothes.

MFW I wanted to get dressed in the morning and found out what I had done
User avatar #175 - zenagirl (01/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Or just take the frozen disc of piss and play frispee
User avatar #76 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Sitting in room
>Staying up late
>Suddenly an ice plate slides under your door
>Pick it up
>Its piss

What would you do?
#203 - hairydickfarts (01/21/2013) [-]
if you came here for a piss joke, urine for a treat
User avatar #115 - jesusnipplehairs (01/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why not just open the door and piss on their floor?
User avatar #117 to #115 - jesusnipplehairs (01/21/2013) [-]
then everybody walk the dinosaur
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