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******* sucks and I' m quitting. First 100 posts will be my resignation letter. The only rule is only one word
per post. Will deliver pictures alter 100 is reached.
Dear,
Lover
******
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There
Dear lover ****** ,
Fm ****** there circumcision I sexy. BAZINGA, t. Itch ********* prolapse ************ quit
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Sincerely,
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#10 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
dude, saved the link; can't stop laughing every time i read it; did you reallly do this?
User avatar #11 to #10 - davidavidson (03/02/2013) [-]
It's why I don't have a job anymore dude.
User avatar #9 - thempc (02/28/2013) [-]
THE INTERNET. **** YEAH. i wish i could hv seen his boss' face
User avatar #5 - brozart (02/28/2013) [-]
I sure do love reposts 2 days after the original.
#4 - mbasm (02/28/2013) [-]
This letter pretty much sums up what the internet will do when left to its own devices.


Pic unrelated, it's just amazing.
#1 - icheatjews (02/28/2013) [-]
>Bazinga
#7 to #1 - naamalaama (02/28/2013) [-]
What the **** is that thing!?
#8 to #7 - icheatjews (02/28/2013) [-]
It is a lil' wayne.. Rare negroid species if I might add.
#2 to #1 - davidavidson (02/28/2013) [-]
What the bazinga did you just ******* say about
me, you little bazinga? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in
the Navy bazingas, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bazinga on
Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed bazingas. I am trained in gorilla bazinga and I’m the top bazingar in the entire bazinga armed forces. You are
nothing to me but just another bazinga. I will wipe you the **** out with
precision the likes of which has never been bazinga before on this bazinga,
mark my ******* bazingas. You think you can get away with saying that bazinga
to me over the bazinga? Think again, bazinga. As we speak I am
contacting my secret bazinga of spies across the bazinga
and your IP is being bazinged right now so you better bazinga for the bazinga , bazinga. The bazinga that wipes out the pathetic little bazinga you
call your bazinga. You’re ******* bazinga, kid. I can be bazinga, anytime,
and I can kill you in over seven hundred bazingas, and that’s just with my
bare bazingas. Not only am I extensively trained in bazinga combat, but I
have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Bazinga Corps and I
will use it to its full bazinga to wipe your miserable bazinga off the face
of the bazinga, you little bazinga. If only you could have known what
unholy retribution your little “bazinga” comment was about to bring down
upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* bazinga. But you
couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the bazinga, you goddamn
idiot. I will **** fury all over bazinga and you will drown in it. You’re
******* bazinga, kiddo.
#6 to #2 - gibroner ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
this oh my holy 						****					 this! this is one of the greatest things I have read!
this oh my holy **** this! this is one of the greatest things I have read!
#3 to #2 - icheatjews (02/28/2013) [-]
You have officially become my new hero.

Marry me.
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