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#960 - allmysperghetti
Reply +26
(09/12/2012) [-]
Now this is a story all about how
These towers got burned right to the ground
And id like to take a minute,just sit right there
Ill tell you how i became the prince of a smoking crater

In West Afghanistan born and raised
In poverty is how i spent most of my days
Building an infrastructure with Russian funds
Whilst the tribal system started to fill up with modern guns

When a couple of Yanks who were up to no good
Trained and funded Mujahs in my neighborhood
The Soviets left and Bin Laden got mad
And said "you're moving to America to commit Jihad"

I got a plane ticket and when i got on
I revealed that my show was hiding a bomb
If anything i was mad cause i was served pork
But i thought "Naw, forget it - yo Holmes to New York!"

I flew up to the towers bout half past ten
And the onlooking media said "Oh no not this again
I looked at my kingdom, all these virgins were there
To sit on my bone, with the smell of scorched hair
#1354 to #960 - kaitheguy
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(09/21/2012) [-]
oh god
#999 to #960 - hungryforwords
Reply 0
(09/12/2012) [-]
Genius. Pure Genius.
#972 to #960 - KingBoo
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#969 to #960 - SemiAnon
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(09/12/2012) [-]
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#966 to #960 - jackenov **User deleted account**
Reply +6
(09/12/2012) [-]
I would rate this as 9 out of 11 O.P, good job
#965 to #960 - mjohnsononefive
Reply +3
(09/12/2012) [-]
Oh god, a thousand thumbs for you wouldn't be enough