/b/ is pro. /b/'s done it again. Mooving in a new condo related: girl next deer Basked fer my number. she wants to see me me when she talks Duelling me she has
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/b/ is pro. /b/'s done it again. Mooving in a new condo related: girl next deer Basked fer my number. she wants to see me me when she talks Duelling me she has

/b/'s done it again

Mooving in a new condo
related: girl next deer
Basked fer my number. she wants to see me
me when she talks
Duelling me she has enrich BF
**** boyfriend eat girlfriend
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Submitted: 04/03/2013
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#4 - turbodoosh (04/03/2013) [-]
What type of conversation leads up to a girl telling you she has a rich boyfriend and then asks for your number saying she wants to see you?
What type of conversation leads up to a girl telling you she has a rich boyfriend and then asks for your number saying she wants to see you?
User avatar #51 to #4 - ilikebuttsex (04/03/2013) [-]
What type? The one that doesnt exist.
#63 to #4 - thempc ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
This image has expired
atype of conversation existing only in the beautiful realm of the internet
User avatar #64 to #4 - generaljackass (04/04/2013) [-]
Yea I was wondering why number then talk about her rich boyfriend, but then i thought either made up internet story or slut.
User avatar #72 to #4 - burningsmurfs (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah and the "freaky" /b/ answer wasn't that great either but after Sunday of nothing but post posts I guess we can't expect gold every time.
User avatar #16 to #4 - mrvin (04/03/2013) [-]
she touches his enormous dick
User avatar #58 to #4 - jakekel ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
The porn scenario universe.
User avatar #18 to #4 - manicekman (04/03/2013) [-]
"Hi, I am gay."
"Hi, my BF is bicurious and really rich."
#36 to #4 - swagbot (04/03/2013) [-]
*sigh* he means it in the Porno-ish way

Girl: "Oh... my BF's so rich but all he ever does is work he doesn't know how to satisfyyy meee anymore."
Poor but hung-like-a-horse neighbor moves in.
Porno ensues.

You know... that old chestnut..
User avatar #32 to #4 - greenwithenvy (04/03/2013) [-]
"It's not like my boyfriend isn't rich...
b.. baka~"
User avatar #15 to #4 - akkere (04/03/2013) [-]
"Heyy, can I have your number? My rich BF is away, so I'm all alone in the house, can you see me?"

If it sounds like something straight from a porno, then that's probably what the guy made his post off of.
#6 to #4 - John Cena (04/03/2013) [-]
Maybe she collects numbers.
or wants a threesome
User avatar #8 to #6 - turbodoosh (04/03/2013) [-]
Maybe, but what would him being rich have to do with it? Does she only like the other guy for his money? is that what i'm missing anan?
#9 to #8 - John Cena (04/03/2013) [-]
Pay him to have a threesome?
#75 to #8 - dadukesta (04/04/2013) [-]
This is an example of her and her boyfriend.
User avatar #7 to #4 - robertolee (04/03/2013) [-]
A good one.
#33 - yesilift (04/03/2013) [-]


I need advise for a
real life situation...
4CHAN!
User avatar #74 to #33 - PadreRasta (04/04/2013) [-]
I've asked many things on 4chan. You just need to ask on the right board. And asking /b/ is always good, you can have the answer and have some laughs at the same time.
#78 to #33 - pkthunderomega (04/04/2013) [-]
But in some extreme cases......... EVERYONE
User avatar #79 to #78 - pkthunderomega (04/04/2013) [-]
...just think of it saying EVERYONE
#61 to #33 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
not true at all there can be some answers that are helpful, its helped me more than yahoo answers ever has
#69 to #61 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
then again, you're comparing something to yahoo answers.
User avatar #11 - pillowmeister (04/03/2013) [-]
**** boyfriend eat girlfriend, kill pizza and steal bike


please tell me anyone here remembers the pizza-deliverygirl-bike greentext
User avatar #13 to #11 - toughactintinactin (04/03/2013) [-]
**** bike, steal pizza, eat girl
#14 to #13 - toughactintinactin (04/03/2013) [-]
Sauce for everyone
User avatar #20 to #13 - hydrosbro (04/03/2013) [-]
**** pizza eat bike, steal boyfriend, kill girlfriend
User avatar #47 to #11 - capslockrage (04/03/2013) [-]
**** pizza, kill bike, eat girlfriend, and steal boyfriend
User avatar #12 to #11 - chaossniper ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
eat pizza **** bike sell girl
User avatar #35 to #12 - doyouevenupload (04/03/2013) [-]
girl eat pizza, sell **** bike
#3 - John Cena (04/03/2013) [-]
What a ******* gold digging bitch
#1 - ilovescake (04/03/2013) [-]
how the **** can you afford a condo
#2 to #1 - jewpennydiver (04/03/2013) [-]
Boyfriend Derp
User avatar #19 - xturboxx (04/03/2013) [-]
Maybe it's just the picture, but that looks like a tranny.
User avatar #21 to #19 - joshythehipster (04/03/2013) [-]
I am...
User avatar #22 to #21 - misticalz (04/03/2013) [-]
..

What?
User avatar #23 to #22 - joshythehipster (04/03/2013) [-]
Thats my picture...
User avatar #24 to #23 - misticalz (04/03/2013) [-]
Post yourself then.
User avatar #25 to #24 - misticalz (04/03/2013) [-]
Using a different picture of yourself.
User avatar #27 to #25 - joshythehipster (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but that information is classified...
User avatar #28 to #27 - misticalz (04/03/2013) [-]
That's not you then.
User avatar #29 to #28 - joshythehipster (04/03/2013) [-]
It obviously is
#30 to #29 - misticalz (04/03/2013) [-]
If you're trying to be funny, it's not working.

If you're trying to "le troll xd" it's not working either.
#41 to #30 - John Cena (04/03/2013) [-]
....you do realize that if he is trying to be a troll, which it is fairly obvious he is, then he is winning the second you respond to him. By definition, his being a troll is "working" if you respond to his trolling.
User avatar #43 to #41 - katypower (04/03/2013) [-]
trolling is to make people get mad.
If trolling made him win the second you replied, The internet would be empty.
User avatar #48 to #41 - ZenMacros (04/03/2013) [-]
No, that's only what newfags think trolling is. trolling is fooling somebody and/or utterly pissing them off or annoying them. Simply getting someone to respond doesn't make for a successful trolling attempt, especially not if the reply was the other person calling them out on it. If they realize you're a troll, you lose.
User avatar #52 to #48 - ninjaspartan (04/04/2013) [-]
Also incorrect. trolling is supposed to be clever wordplay and or trickery that fools people and as a RESULT will get them mad, or perhaps conversely they will give you props. Being annoying and stupid is not correct trolling. It is being a troll, but you are not performing the act of trolling correctly, therefore must an-hero.
User avatar #53 to #52 - ZenMacros (04/04/2013) [-]
Thanks. Although the main point I was making that simply getting someone to reply doesn't mean the troll was successful, as far too many people seem to think these days.
User avatar #55 to #53 - ninjaspartan (04/04/2013) [-]
Mmmhmm, no, you're right about that. Some kids just don't get the hint, retardation is not a part of the culture. It is in fact the enemy.
#56 to #55 - ZenMacros (04/04/2013) [-]
I'd say this illustrates it quite nicely.
#67 to #56 - anonyrnoose (04/04/2013) [-]
Not really. It'd be more like that "retard" pissing the guy in the red hat off, and THEN the "retard" would be happy.
User avatar #31 to #30 - joshythehipster (04/03/2013) [-]
What if I'm doing neither?
#37 to #31 - cough (04/03/2013) [-]
Take the hint and stop talking before you end up drowning in red thumbs...
Take the hint and stop talking before you end up drowning in red thumbs...
#59 to #37 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
Dat gif... It will haunt me for an eternity.
#71 to #37 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
You wouldn't happen to have the original would you?
User avatar #54 to #34 - thempc ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
wow, you called it
#62 - masterboll (04/04/2013) [-]
people are getting excited over this **** now?

i see this stuff on /b/ every day
User avatar #68 to #62 - TheFixer (04/04/2013) [-]
im not getting excited over it i just like being reminded of the past
User avatar #44 - pokeface (04/03/2013) [-]
That actually makes a lot of sense. Ex. "Aw I have a BF", " **** THAT GUY, come here and let me eat that pussy."
User avatar #40 - poutinesalad (04/03/2013) [-]
She looks like she's done meth at least twice in her life. (note: at least)
User avatar #5 - celend (04/03/2013) [-]
Alpha as ****
User avatar #66 - neoexdeath ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Rape her, rape everything, rape the radiator, rape her dog, rape her car, I'd say rape her TV, but TVs are known sluts anyway.
User avatar #57 - albertjester ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
**** money, eat next door.
User avatar #49 - yalikefishsticks (04/03/2013) [-]
I saw this on 4chan yesterday. I also saw lots of illegal child porn and lots of hentai of girls made of goo..... Maybe i shouldn't be telling you guys this...
#42 - liquidz ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
#60 - John Cena (04/04/2013) [-]
is this supposed to be funny?
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User avatar #82 - lfunnymanl (04/09/2013) [-]
sell girlfirend eat boyfriend **** condo
User avatar #81 - hypocritical (04/04/2013) [-]
**** bitches. Get stitches.
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