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#26 - killerone
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Was believable until pissing bartender.
#28 to #26 - andalitemadness
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#116 - Digitalphear
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(09/15/2012) [-]
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Next time he'll think twice about visiting Detroit.
#45 - hairydickfarts
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I'm laughing at the fact that everybody thinks their countries are better than everybody else's. I'm an Amerifag and its actually ******* awesome living here. Every single country has its ups and downs, dont pretend yours doesn't.    
   
tl;dr quit being butthurt about everything
I'm laughing at the fact that everybody thinks their countries are better than everybody else's. I'm an Amerifag and its actually ******* awesome living here. Every single country has its ups and downs, dont pretend yours doesn't.

tl;dr quit being butthurt about everything

#59 to #45 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Go to iraq then if every country has it's ups and downs
#68 to #59 - hairydickfarts
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(09/15/2012) [-]
you've probably never even been there
#83 to #68 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I was there last year smart guy. U.S. Airforce bitch
#132 to #83 - Benmc
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Oh so you're one of those guys who thinks he's better than everyone else because he served in the military? I respect the fact that you serve your country don't get me wrong, but it's become very apparent that you're not only ignorant but somewhat of an asshole. Have a good day sir.

P.S. what part of that was even remotely a burn (as related to your picture)?
#145 to #132 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHDAGGAEAAHAHAHAHDFHAHDHA!!!!!!! The shear quantities of butthurt coming off of you are what sustane me!!!

Alright listen here bitch, in no way have I, or did I, ever say in my life that I was better than anyone else because I'm in the military. Your reaction just shows your own dee[ seated insecurities. Why don't you drop your balls already and man the **** up? Pic related

And it was a burn because I called him on his ****, derp
#150 to #145 - bosskiss
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(09/15/2012) [-]
i did math to thumb you down

>calling somebody a "bitch" over the internet
>Using CAPS TO SHOW OFF THAT YOU ARE LAUGHING
>saying somebody has insecurities while it's very clear you are the one with daddy issues.
>calling somebody on his **** isn't automatically a burn
>calling somebody to man the **** up
>implying you are a man
>implying you are in the army

what's the next thing you gonna say? "i am a troll xd le cool boy face"
#151 to #150 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
>Spell incorrectly
>Grammar incorrectly
>State bunch of random unrealistic dumb ****
>Hurr durr I'm gonna feed the troll

Hmmm... Now I'm guessing because 3 different profiles are posting on this thread that you're either all the same faggot, one the first little faggot I burnt cried and cried all the way home and got his widdle friends to defend him. D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's swo cute ;P

>Inb4 random stupid **** like you're a big boy now

#154 to #151 - bosskiss
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(09/15/2012) [-]
if you weren't that ignorant you would have know that there are some people on the internet of which there first language isn't English
#158 to #154 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Mfw I don't care
Mfw I don't care
#178 to #145 - localcatbarber
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I thought you had to pass an IQ-test to get into the airforce.
I thought you had to pass an IQ-test to get into the airforce.
#182 to #178 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
You do. I scored in the top 7%


Eat it bitch ;P
#155 to #145 - anon
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(09/15/2012) [-]
i lived in north Iraq and it was an awesome place, but it had its ups and downs.
#159 to #155 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Shuttup anon you aren't people
#183 to #145 - Benmc
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(09/15/2012) [-]
If you didn't think that you're better than him then why did you say "U.S. Airforce Bitch". And you telling me to grow balls and be a man is really showing how mature you are. Apparently explaining logic to you isn't going to work in any way so whatever... Have a good day/night dont really give a ****.
#184 to #183 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I said U.S. air force because i'm in the U.S. air force smart one. And then I called you a bitch because you're a bitch. Logicked! Bitch!
#185 to #184 - Benmc
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(09/15/2012) [-]
By the amount of red thumbs that you've gotten do you still not see how you're in the wrong?
#186 to #185 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Oh no! Not my thumbs! I need those for............

Pfffft, ip changers dumbass. I probably got all of those from 1 butthurt commando. Maybe even you huh..?
#187 to #186 - Benmc
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Is this for real? Please tell me you're just a dedicated troll.
#188 to #187 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Omg have you ever even seen a computer before?
#189 to #188 - Benmc
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(09/15/2012) [-]
that doesn't really answer my question.
#190 to #189 - champaigne
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(09/15/2012) [-]
So... You've never seen a computer before..?
#160 to #83 - anthraxpotato
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
#137 to #59 - fitchy
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(09/15/2012) [-]
free sand....******* everywhere....dumbass
#133 to #45 - mcdonaldscupinc
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(09/15/2012) [-]
nah, im from Norway and i hate my country
#167 to #133 - localcatbarber
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.

Picture related, it's HDI.
#176 to #167 - mcdonaldscupinc
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(09/15/2012) [-]
i like my country, but i hate the government, the taxes, the people, pretty much everything except the nature.
#177 to #176 - localcatbarber
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Why do you hate the taxes? They are necessary to keep the high standard of living we have here. Do you really think we would be better off with lower taxes?
#164 to #45 - pistro
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Nope mate.   
I'm Italian and I'm ashamed of politicians that rule us, and the faggots that continue to upvoting them.
Nope mate.
I'm Italian and I'm ashamed of politicians that rule us, and the faggots that continue to upvoting them.
#64 - spartanofwar
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(09/15/2012) [-]
"AMERICA IS FULL OF FATASSES!"

*never been to America*

(@comments)
#108 - coaldawg
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(09/15/2012) [-]
#165 to #108 - oneeyedfreak
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Nice flag
#128 to #108 - hpnerd
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Yes it isn't, because we didn't spend billions of pounds just to put our flag on a piece of rock without anything of use on it, just to impress some communists...
#147 to #128 - elliotsalem
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(09/15/2012) [-]
You said it better than I could<3
You said it better than I could<3
#163 to #128 - anon
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I dunno who you are but i ******* love you
#129 to #128 - coaldawg
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(09/15/2012) [-]
You're right, maybe it was foolish to brave out into the universe and make way toward the moon at the cost of money. To defy those who said it couldn't be done. To break our limits. To show that if we put enough effort into our goals and dreams, that we can achieve even landing on the moon. To go where no man has gone before in peace and in the name of mankind and for all those who only dreamed it possible.
#146 to #129 - swaggerwagon ONLINE
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(09/15/2012) [-]
although, the only place america has reached without killing anyone would be the moon.
#198 to #146 - fitchy
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(09/18/2012) [-]
allright selfrighteous eurofag XD you forget your country's history
#130 to #129 - hpnerd
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Yes, I am right. Thank you.
#131 to #130 - coaldawg
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(09/15/2012) [-]
#135 to #128 - fitchy
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(09/15/2012) [-]
simply put, enjoy your crappy non-american earth flag, and be jelly of our awesome ass moon flag. We threaded a mother ****** needle in the cosmos, the needle being the god damn moon flying at thousands of miles per hour or for you kilometers per hour, and the thread being a god damn tiny ass spaceship. One final sentiment...'MERICA
#1 - swordman
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(09/14/2012) [-]
another typical day in this ****** country
#35 to #1 - sammyjankiis
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Get the **** out then if you don't like it. We don't want you hear either.
#49 to #1 - thegreatmateusbear
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(09/15/2012) [-]
What's wrong with the US?
#34 to #1 - bdawg ONLINE
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I agree with latinotornado if you dont like it you can giiiiitt out.
#52 to #1 - corundum
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(09/15/2012) [-]
#6 to #1 - latinotornado
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(09/15/2012) [-]
**** off then. I hate when people **** about America. Its an amazing ******* country.
If you hate it then ******* leave, go for it.
#8 to #6 - swordman
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(09/15/2012) [-]
i wish i could but i gotta finish school first then i'm moving to Canada
#9 to #8 - latinotornado
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(09/15/2012) [-]
What are you, in highschool?
#10 to #9 - swordman
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(09/15/2012) [-]
yes
and when i'm dont i'm out of here
#11 to #10 - latinotornado
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Good, **** off.
#12 to #11 - swordman
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(09/15/2012) [-]
thank you, i will
hope you like it in this racist ********, and every right wing nut job that lives here
#13 to #12 - latinotornado
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(09/15/2012) [-]
oohhh your a left sided **** head whos still in highschool. Makes perfect sence now. Im guessing your also going to move to the liberal half of Canada. Ok then you really should **** off just for pure ignorance
#14 to #13 - swordman
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(09/15/2012) [-]
yea i'd rather live in a country that isn't secretly run buy religious nut-jobs.

#15 to #14 - latinotornado
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(09/15/2012) [-]
The level of retardation you're giving off is..nope its over. conversation over.
#54 to #15 - jakerfv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Retard level climbing,,, it's,, it's,, OVER 9000!
#110 to #54 - latinotornado
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#37 to #15 - nengcaste **User deleted account**
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#39 to #37 - latinotornado
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Ha no, he said it either way. He called America a ****** country. He said it first. If he dosen't like America then get the **** out.
#43 to #39 - nengcaste **User deleted account**
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#44 to #43 - latinotornado
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(09/15/2012) [-]
When he clames to hate the country, we must go with what he says. When he says he hates his own country, then fine, ******* leave. No one wants him here anyway
#81 to #44 - Peirs
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I love you.
#179 to #44 - anon
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Says the ********, who lives in Alaska. I bet you don't even know how ****** up the US really are, since you're living at the end of the world.
#181 to #179 - latinotornado
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(09/15/2012) [-]
hhahahaha holy **** are you kidding me? You realize Alaska is part of the United States you ******* idiot. Were still just as technological as the rest of the US. We have malls, iPhones, all that same **** the rest of the US has, only it gets cold in the winter time. Read a book and educate yourself you ********
hhahahaha holy **** are you kidding me? You realize Alaska is part of the United States you ******* idiot. Were still just as technological as the rest of the US. We have malls, iPhones, all that same **** the rest of the US has, only it gets cold in the winter time. Read a book and educate yourself you ********
#16 to #15 - swordman
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(09/15/2012) [-]
then why the **** do you keep responding to me, why the hell did you even reply in the first place?
#22 to #16 - etiristri
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Lol you are like so many other teens who are getting little high school frustration and talking about how "this country is terrible, im moving right when I finish community college"
If you think that the surveys taken that say europe has the best benefits, and the US is falling behind, then move there and find out. Ive lived in London, toronto, and Quebec and the US definitley gave me the best experience
#41 to #16 - brettyoke
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Awe, your life is so ******* hard. I bet you're dirt poor and live in a box, huh? Tell me, what do you plan to major in? What's making your life so awful here? Do you have any other brilliant planes besides, "I'm movin to Canada cuz it sucks here hurr."
#31 to #8 - ImAWizard
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(09/15/2012) [-]
LOL i really hope this is a troll you're a ******* retard "hope you like it in this racist ********, and every right wing nut job that lives here" there are more left wing faggots like you in this country then anything dumbass
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#40 to #38 - ImAWizard
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(09/15/2012) [-]
me? im not left wing
#87 to #40 - Peirs
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(09/15/2012) [-]
You are not aloooooone. I am here with yoooou.
#63 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Go to New England and/or California. Very different from "traditional" America. that would be more the Midwest and Deep south, which might be less familiar for a European.

The South has it's own charm though. The Midwest.....well, it has corn.
#67 to #63 - brandonstanford
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I live in south florida near miami..I would say it's basically like everyone is new yorkers being in california..and the rednecks are north (kinda like the opposite)
#70 to #67 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, My grandmother is in Fort Lauderdale (She and I are New Yorkers) That's where most Northerners and New Englanders go after they become old.
#72 to #70 - brandonstanford
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Im 16 haha..I never see any old ppl unless im in mid florida ( Ft lauderdale,tampa,orlando ex.)Usally i see lots of spanish and blacks..(im white)
#73 to #72 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I'm 16 too!But I'm half white, half Asian (Japanese). That's funny. Yeah I can imagine there must be a lot of Cubans around there where you are.

I always liked Florida, but I wouldn't personally like it all year round. the heat would get to me.
#74 to #73 - brandonstanford
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(09/15/2012) [-]
spring-summer its hot and sunny or thunderstorms, fall-winter it gets cold as **** in the mornings and nights but, sunny in the day but still lots of thunderstorms and risk of hurricane almost every 4 years but usally don't effect anything.
#75 to #74 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Wait....when you say cold as ****, how cold are we talking about? We might have different definitions
#76 to #75 - brandonstanford
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(09/15/2012) [-]
well my blood is maybe thinner than yours because ive been here for 6 years but it can range from 45-60 degrees.
#77 to #76 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
that's cold. But I wouldn't say Cold as ****. Here in New York in Jan or Feb it can be 20-30 ish, I remember one time it was even about 7 degrees.

But then again, I'm sure people who live in Alaska will think that's nothing.
#84 to #77 - xpurpledragonx ONLINE
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(09/15/2012) [-]
In Minnesota where im from it will get down to -50
#86 to #84 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
That can't be. I'm sure it can feel like that with wind chill, but it's more -10 ish.
#89 to #86 - xpurpledragonx ONLINE
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(09/15/2012) [-]
well yes with wind chill it will get to -50 but im 100% sure it gets past -10, im not saying it stays down there but every now and then it gets there. though recently it has been getting warmer like last winter i dont think it went past 0.
#91 to #89 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Minnesota from what I know experiences very interesting weather. Very starkly cold winters, fairly hot summers.....must be quite a clothing rollercoaster for you guys there.
#93 to #91 - xpurpledragonx ONLINE
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(09/15/2012) [-]
ya it can get kind of costly when trying to buy clothes for every season.
#78 to #63 - sirrainbows
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I live in Cali, Palo Alto actually. Steve Jobs' house is (was?) a few blocks away from mine, and every kid here owns an iPhone. My parents work for Stanford, so I'm not the typical crowd here. And what you say is very true, we actually have a very international and un-obese population. Just thought I'd share.
#79 to #78 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, same where I live (NYC).
#82 to #63 - xpurpledragonx ONLINE
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I'd say you are vvvveeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy wrong about the Midwest, we are mostly made up of Europeans. many Germans, Swedish, French and less of the other countries but they are still present.
#90 to #82 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Well of course they are comprised of Europeans, but they certainly no longer identify themselves as such. Also, I don't mean lack of diversity in the midwest (though comparatively with New England and Cali that would be the case) Rather moral values, stronger presence of Christianity, etc.

Also, where I am, there is literally people from all over the world. Just today, I heard English, Spanish, French, German, Japanese, Chinese, Arabic, Hindi, and Russian. Because the coasts experience more immigration and people coming in from all over, there is naturally more cultural diffusion and diversity. I personally have Muslim friends, Atheist friends, Christian friends, Buddhist and Hindu's as well.
#92 to #90 - xpurpledragonx ONLINE
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I'd still have to disagree with you on the European part. People here a still very cultural in their European ways. Many towns still based off of European design , lots of European food and traditions like Oktoberfest. I understand how it is on the coast , i use to live on the west coast for awhile, and I'd have to say (at least what I've seen the Midwest is one of the most European parts of the U.S.
#97 to #92 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Well, then I'll take your word for it, sounds like you know what you're talking about.
#66 to #63 - omfglmao
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Then i guess you've never been to the upper Midwest
we have....forests...and uh...lakes...yeah
#105 to #66 - bazda
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I'm from San Diego, and forests and lakes sound awesome. We have what we call forests, but they are nowhere near the magnitude of the forests in the upper midwest, or even the rural northeast.
I took a road trip in '03, and we drove through Pennsylvania, all I remember about that state was a road with nothing but trees as far as the eye could see in every direction. It seemed like the entire state was a road through a gigantic forest.
#80 to #63 - sspacecore
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Thanks for not calling the south hicks, it means alot.
#94 to #63 - ilovetocuddle
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(09/15/2012) [-]
we here in new England hate everyone.
#95 to #94 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
I don't, and I more or less live in New England (NYC, though it's a bit Mid-Atlantic)
#99 to #95 - ilovetocuddle
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Im from around boston.
#100 to #99 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Ah, Boston's nice. Nearly got mugged there, but it was nice
#101 to #100 - ilovetocuddle
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Im from an hour from there. My city is worthless.
#104 to #101 - augustusxxiv
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Oh, don't day that! I liked Boston when I was there, very pretty. And the subway system was a LOT cleaner than NYC's. And Cambridge was great too.
#107 to #104 - ilovetocuddle
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(09/15/2012) [-]
My city is has a gheto. in a gheto.
#85 - byobgraffpro
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(09/15/2012) [-]
why just last night we beat up a school bus of negro children for driving through our town, there's nothing that makes me, an aristocratic white male, more angry than negroes driving on my roads
#168 to #85 - cuzwut
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Well thats it, this place is full of racism, im out.
#7 - latinotornado
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks this is total ********?
#19 to #7 - anon
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(09/15/2012) [-]
if you were ironic i feel bad for u man
#32 to #7 - cactaur ONLINE
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(09/15/2012) [-]
**cactaur rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Otters are comming ** dude, it's from 4chan. Ya it's legit
#27 to #7 - Lambda ONLINE
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Really? You think a post on 4chan is total ********? Are you sure? I dunno, man. Seems pretty legit to me.
#30 to #7 - jjrod
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Do you think someone would go on the internet and tell lies?
#24 to #7 - choclategum
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(09/15/2012) [-]
Nah man, it's completely legit.
Nah man, it's completely legit.
#33 to #7 - myrtille ONLINE
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#142 - legacydark
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(09/15/2012) [-]
America...