/b/ Visits America. . America to bar beer out cigarette and light it Duelled at "HEY EURO TRASH NO SMOKING INSIDE FAGGOT" Hold to go smoke outside to smoke out

/b/ Visits America

to bar
out cigarette and light it
Hold to go smoke outside
to smoke out front
Phatass walks by me eating 3 bigmacs dripping with grease "Hurr_ you shouldn' t smoke it' s bad for heatlh"
greasy burger at me
behind barto smoke
Countinue to smoke when guy walks upto me "Give me all your money"
out and sees me on the ground and a bloody mess "HURR ) U RIGHT EUROTRASH FAGGOT"
Weisses on me while singing National Athem
Bar patrons hearth's and some join
the end dflash verse. a blad eagle sweeps down and lands on bartenders shoulder
Eevery one cheers
Anonymous (ID: ) (( Thu) 19: 55: 28 No. 425041737 Fl',
the flying **** ,
Anonymous (ID: ) (( Thu) 1 157: 27 No. 425042054 Fl',
all of my spaghetti,
Anonymous (ID: ) (( Thu) 20: No. 425042556 Fl',
Seems legit
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#116 - Digitalphear (09/15/2012) [-]
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Next time he'll think twice about visiting Detroit.
#26 - killerone (09/15/2012) [-]
Was believable until pissing bartender.
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User avatar #64 - spartanofwar (09/15/2012) [-]

*never been to America*

#142 - legacydark (09/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #63 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Go to New England and/or California. Very different from "traditional" America. that would be more the Midwest and Deep south, which might be less familiar for a European.

The South has it's own charm though. The Midwest.....well, it has corn.
User avatar #67 to #63 - brandonstanford (09/15/2012) [-]
I live in south florida near miami..I would say it's basically like everyone is new yorkers being in california..and the rednecks are north (kinda like the opposite)
User avatar #70 to #67 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, My grandmother is in Fort Lauderdale (She and I are New Yorkers) That's where most Northerners and New Englanders go after they become old.
User avatar #72 to #70 - brandonstanford (09/15/2012) [-]
Im 16 haha..I never see any old ppl unless im in mid florida ( Ft lauderdale,tampa,orlando ex.)Usally i see lots of spanish and blacks..(im white)
User avatar #73 to #72 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm 16 too!But I'm half white, half Asian (Japanese). That's funny. Yeah I can imagine there must be a lot of Cubans around there where you are.

I always liked Florida, but I wouldn't personally like it all year round. the heat would get to me.
User avatar #74 to #73 - brandonstanford (09/15/2012) [-]
spring-summer its hot and sunny or thunderstorms, fall-winter it gets cold as **** in the mornings and nights but, sunny in the day but still lots of thunderstorms and risk of hurricane almost every 4 years but usally don't effect anything.
User avatar #75 to #74 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Wait....when you say cold as **** , how cold are we talking about? We might have different definitions
User avatar #76 to #75 - brandonstanford (09/15/2012) [-]
well my blood is maybe thinner than yours because ive been here for 6 years but it can range from 45-60 degrees.
User avatar #77 to #76 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
that's cold. But I wouldn't say Cold as **** . Here in New York in Jan or Feb it can be 20-30 ish, I remember one time it was even about 7 degrees.

But then again, I'm sure people who live in Alaska will think that's nothing.
User avatar #84 to #77 - xpurpledragonx (09/15/2012) [-]
In Minnesota where im from it will get down to -50
User avatar #86 to #84 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
That can't be. I'm sure it can feel like that with wind chill, but it's more -10 ish.
User avatar #89 to #86 - xpurpledragonx (09/15/2012) [-]
well yes with wind chill it will get to -50 but im 100% sure it gets past -10, im not saying it stays down there but every now and then it gets there. though recently it has been getting warmer like last winter i dont think it went past 0.
User avatar #91 to #89 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Minnesota from what I know experiences very interesting weather. Very starkly cold winters, fairly hot summers.....must be quite a clothing rollercoaster for you guys there.
User avatar #93 to #91 - xpurpledragonx (09/15/2012) [-]
ya it can get kind of costly when trying to buy clothes for every season.
#78 to #63 - sirrainbows (09/15/2012) [-]
I live in Cali, Palo Alto actually. Steve Jobs' house is (was?) a few blocks away from mine, and every kid here owns an iPhone. My parents work for Stanford, so I'm not the typical crowd here. And what you say is very true, we actually have a very international and un-obese population. Just thought I'd share.
User avatar #79 to #78 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, same where I live (NYC).
User avatar #82 to #63 - xpurpledragonx (09/15/2012) [-]
I'd say you are vvvveeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy wrong about the Midwest, we are mostly made up of Europeans. many Germans, Swedish, French and less of the other countries but they are still present.
User avatar #90 to #82 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Well of course they are comprised of Europeans, but they certainly no longer identify themselves as such. Also, I don't mean lack of diversity in the midwest (though comparatively with New England and Cali that would be the case) Rather moral values, stronger presence of Christianity, etc.

Also, where I am, there is literally people from all over the world. Just today, I heard English, Spanish, French, German, Japanese, Chinese, Arabic, Hindi, and Russian. Because the coasts experience more immigration and people coming in from all over, there is naturally more cultural diffusion and diversity. I personally have Muslim friends, Atheist friends, Christian friends, Buddhist and Hindu's as well.
User avatar #92 to #90 - xpurpledragonx (09/15/2012) [-]
I'd still have to disagree with you on the European part. People here a still very cultural in their European ways. Many towns still based off of European design , lots of European food and traditions like Oktoberfest. I understand how it is on the coast , i use to live on the west coast for awhile, and I'd have to say (at least what I've seen the Midwest is one of the most European parts of the U.S.
User avatar #97 to #92 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Well, then I'll take your word for it, sounds like you know what you're talking about.
User avatar #66 to #63 - omfglmao (09/15/2012) [-]
Then i guess you've never been to the upper Midwest
we have....forests...and uh...lakes...yeah
#105 to #66 - bazda (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm from San Diego, and forests and lakes sound awesome. We have what we call forests, but they are nowhere near the magnitude of the forests in the upper midwest, or even the rural northeast.
I took a road trip in '03, and we drove through Pennsylvania, all I remember about that state was a road with nothing but trees as far as the eye could see in every direction. It seemed like the entire state was a road through a gigantic forest.
User avatar #80 to #63 - sspacecore (09/15/2012) [-]
Thanks for not calling the south hicks, it means alot.
User avatar #94 to #63 - ilovetocuddle (09/15/2012) [-]
we here in new England hate everyone.
User avatar #95 to #94 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
I don't, and I more or less live in New England (NYC, though it's a bit Mid-Atlantic)
User avatar #99 to #95 - ilovetocuddle (09/15/2012) [-]
Im from around boston.
User avatar #100 to #99 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Ah, Boston's nice. Nearly got mugged there, but it was nice
User avatar #101 to #100 - ilovetocuddle (09/15/2012) [-]
Im from an hour from there. My city is worthless.
User avatar #104 to #101 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
Oh, don't day that! I liked Boston when I was there, very pretty. And the subway system was a LOT cleaner than NYC's. And Cambridge was great too.
User avatar #107 to #104 - ilovetocuddle (09/15/2012) [-]
My city is has a gheto. in a gheto.
#45 - hairydickfarts (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm laughing at the fact that everybody thinks their countries are better than everybody else's. I'm an Amerifag and its actually 			*******		 awesome living here. Every single country has its ups and downs, dont pretend yours doesn't.    
tl;dr quit being butthurt about everything
I'm laughing at the fact that everybody thinks their countries are better than everybody else's. I'm an Amerifag and its actually ******* awesome living here. Every single country has its ups and downs, dont pretend yours doesn't.

tl;dr quit being butthurt about everything

#59 to #45 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
Go to iraq then if every country has it's ups and downs
#68 to #59 - hairydickfarts (09/15/2012) [-]
you've probably never even been there
#83 to #68 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
I was there last year smart guy. U.S. Airforce bitch
#132 to #83 - Benmc (09/15/2012) [-]
Oh so you're one of those guys who thinks he's better than everyone else because he served in the military? I respect the fact that you serve your country don't get me wrong, but it's become very apparent that you're not only ignorant but somewhat of an asshole. Have a good day sir.

P.S. what part of that was even remotely a burn (as related to your picture)?
#145 to #132 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
AHAHAHAHDAGGAEAAHAHAHAHDFHAHDHA!!!!!!! The shear quantities of butthurt coming off of you are what sustane me!!!

Alright listen here bitch, in no way have I, or did I, ever say in my life that I was better than anyone else because I'm in the military. Your reaction just shows your own dee[ seated insecurities. Why don't you drop your balls already and man the **** up? Pic related

And it was a burn because I called him on his **** , derp
#150 to #145 - bosskiss (09/15/2012) [-]
i did math to thumb you down

>calling somebody a "bitch" over the internet
>saying somebody has insecurities while it's very clear you are the one with daddy issues.
>calling somebody on his **** isn't automatically a burn
>calling somebody to man the **** up
>implying you are a man
>implying you are in the army

what's the next thing you gonna say? "i am a troll xd le cool boy face"
#151 to #150 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
>Spell incorrectly
>Grammar incorrectly
>State bunch of random unrealistic dumb ****
>Hurr durr I'm gonna feed the troll

Hmmm... Now I'm guessing because 3 different profiles are posting on this thread that you're either all the same faggot, one the first little faggot I burnt cried and cried all the way home and got his widdle friends to defend him. D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's swo cute ;P

>Inb4 random stupid **** like you're a big boy now

#154 to #151 - bosskiss (09/15/2012) [-]
if you weren't that ignorant you would have know that there are some people on the internet of which there first language isn't English
#158 to #154 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
Mfw I don't care
Mfw I don't care
#155 to #145 - anon (09/15/2012) [-]
i lived in north Iraq and it was an awesome place, but it had its ups and downs.
User avatar #159 to #155 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
Shuttup anon you aren't people
#178 to #145 - localcatbarber (09/15/2012) [-]
I thought you had to pass an IQ-test to get into the airforce.
I thought you had to pass an IQ-test to get into the airforce.
#182 to #178 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
You do. I scored in the top 7%

Eat it bitch ;P
#183 to #145 - Benmc (09/15/2012) [-]
If you didn't think that you're better than him then why did you say "U.S. Airforce Bitch". And you telling me to grow balls and be a man is really showing how mature you are. Apparently explaining logic to you isn't going to work in any way so whatever... Have a good day/night dont really give a **** .
#184 to #183 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
I said U.S. air force because i'm in the U.S. air force smart one. And then I called you a bitch because you're a bitch. Logicked! Bitch!
#185 to #184 - Benmc (09/15/2012) [-]
By the amount of red thumbs that you've gotten do you still not see how you're in the wrong?
#186 to #185 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
Oh no! Not my thumbs! I need those for............

Pfffft, ip changers dumbass. I probably got all of those from 1 butthurt commando. Maybe even you huh..?
#187 to #186 - Benmc (09/15/2012) [-]
Is this for real? Please tell me you're just a dedicated troll.
#188 to #187 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
Omg have you ever even seen a computer before?
#189 to #188 - Benmc (09/15/2012) [-]
that doesn't really answer my question.
User avatar #190 to #189 - champaigne (09/15/2012) [-]
So... You've never seen a computer before..?
User avatar #160 to #83 - anthraxpotato (09/15/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
User avatar #137 to #59 - fitchy (09/15/2012) [-]
free sand.... ******* everywhere....dumbass
User avatar #133 to #45 - mcdonaldscupinc (09/15/2012) [-]
nah, im from Norway and i hate my country
#167 to #133 - localcatbarber (09/15/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.

Picture related, it's HDI.
User avatar #176 to #167 - mcdonaldscupinc (09/15/2012) [-]
i like my country, but i hate the government, the taxes, the people, pretty much everything except the nature.
User avatar #177 to #176 - localcatbarber (09/15/2012) [-]
Why do you hate the taxes? They are necessary to keep the high standard of living we have here. Do you really think we would be better off with lower taxes?
#164 to #45 - pistro (09/15/2012) [-]
Nope mate.   
I'm Italian and I'm ashamed of politicians that rule us, and the faggots that continue to upvoting them.
Nope mate.
I'm Italian and I'm ashamed of politicians that rule us, and the faggots that continue to upvoting them.
User avatar #85 - byobgraffpro (09/15/2012) [-]
why just last night we beat up a school bus of negro children for driving through our town, there's nothing that makes me, an aristocratic white male, more angry than negroes driving on my roads
#168 to #85 - cuzwut (09/15/2012) [-]
Well thats it, this place is full of racism, im out.
#106 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/15/2012) [-]
Sounds like he visited the south.
#126 to #106 - lucidplatypus (09/15/2012) [-]
nah, they said AMERICA! Not MERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#17 - noodels (09/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #139 - eonsmashface (09/15/2012) [-]
I now aspire to become a bartender..

just so I can piss on someone who just mugged, while singing the national anthem.
outside of my place of buisness.
User avatar #140 to #139 - eonsmashface (09/15/2012) [-]
just got mugged*
User avatar #29 - jaguarmet (09/15/2012) [-]
Does anyone have the reply to this, where OP is in Europe and everyone tells him it 7 bong?
User avatar #51 to #29 - corundum (09/15/2012) [-]
I ******* LOVED THAT.
#20 - crustypizza (09/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #18 - GShepard ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
i lost it at "Pisses on me while singing National Anthem"
User avatar #5 - messerschmidto ONLINE (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm French American.
both countries give the other excessive amounts of **** .
It's delightful.
User avatar #21 to #5 - taemal [OP](09/15/2012) [-]
you like french fries dont you
#156 - housted (09/15/2012) [-]
I'm surprised there was no mention of being shot. Because us Americans have way too many guns everywhere which we brandish with reckless abandon.
User avatar #36 - zedacedia (09/15/2012) [-]
I don't think any redneck would say "eurotrash." He'd probably just call him french.
#125 to #36 - scarytown (09/15/2012) [-]
That's not exactly true. I'm from the US and I live in a town teeming with rednecks, and because I don't speak with their "unique" accent, I get called "Eurotrash" pretty often. And I was born in this town.
User avatar #174 to #125 - zedacedia (09/15/2012) [-]
Well I guess I'm wrong on this one. I live in Virginia and we have our fair share of rednecks here, but i've never heard anyone say "Eurotrash."
#193 to #174 - scarytown (09/16/2012) [-]
well, it wavers between the angry rednecks calling me "eurotrash" and the other rednecks that ask me if I'm "British"
User avatar #157 - jonnyogg (09/15/2012) [-]
all of my spaghetti
#175 - goobyprfavor (09/15/2012) [-]
No, american funnyjunker. Your country is not the best.
No, american funnyjunker. Your country is not the best.
#4 - naeoro (09/14/2012) [-]
*******		 'Merica...
******* 'Merica...
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