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2 Be American
2 Take first ever trip overseas - to Australia
2 Shiites earlyer check in at hotel, so decide to gets airport bar
2 Saris surprisingly full
2 Notice everyone is drinking beer
2 Beer, beer everywhere
2 Large taps with beer flowing freely, men collecting it with giant glasses
2 I knew Australians liked beer but Jesus...
2 All ma sudden, perhaps unsurprisingly, a big guy in khakis pukes violently all evanthe bar
2 His friend, who was laughing, quickly stops laughing and starts
2 ohgodno, jpg
2 The second guy inevitably vomits, which causes the guy next to him to start vomiting. The chain reaction eventually effects most ofthe guys in the bar until all you can hear is a cacophony of heaving, coughing,
spluttering and splashing.
2 I manage to drag myself away from the scene and decide to catch a came my hotel.
2 Get out the front and it is pouring with rain
2 Thunderclap's overhead and I almost lose my ****
2 Cab pulls up and its some Indian guy driving
2 I lean in the window
2 "Take me downtown?"
2 He looks at me blankly
2 Ask him politely if he speaks my language
2 Hearst smiles and gives me a Vegemite Sandwich
2 And he says:
2 "I come from a land down under, where the beardies and men chunder, can' t you hearken' t you hearth's thunder? You better run, you lettertype Xever!"
wow op. well done.
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#19 to #18 - flabbawabbajabba has deleted their comment [-]
#20 to #18 - flabbawabbajabba (09/05/2012) [-]
i live in the northern territory in australia and my friend was out one night practicing drifting in an empty car park when a cop come around the corner going like 100 with his siren going and he pulls the hand brake and does a massive drift stops about 10 meters from my mate gets out says beat that and leaves.
User avatar #26 to #20 - Kxania (09/05/2012) [-]
LOL, I LIVE IN THE NT TOO, WHAT'S YO NAME?
User avatar #29 to #26 - imnotthere (09/05/2012) [-]
his name is flabbawabbajabba
#56 to #26 - flabbawabbajabba (09/05/2012) [-]
you first
User avatar #58 to #56 - Kxania (09/05/2012) [-]
Message me ;)
#21 - bossdelainternet (09/05/2012) [-]
Woooo!
#36 - SomeRandomPerson (09/05/2012) [-]
I love it when i see posts related to Australia
#37 to #36 - Rascal (09/05/2012) [-]
Australia channel?
#3 - IFUCKRAKES (09/04/2012) [-]
>mfw I just about to upload this.
#25 - koalafication (09/05/2012) [-]
Everybody from Australia suddenly becomes a proper bogan whenever they post on an Australian picture.
User avatar #28 to #25 - anaphase (09/05/2012) [-]
'STRAYA, CUNT
User avatar #4 - hungryforwords (09/05/2012) [-]
20/10 I ****** love that song
User avatar #2 - jjjseven (09/04/2012) [-]
I'm Australian and I approve this message
User avatar #9 to #2 - tripscausedthis ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
g'day from south east qld mate
User avatar #60 to #9 - DropDeadShred (09/05/2012) [-]
Bundy Cunt.
User avatar #55 to #9 - eonphoenix ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
g'day from Sydney
#45 to #9 - elqwopo (09/05/2012) [-]
Gold Coast?
User avatar #10 to #9 - brodztheman (09/05/2012) [-]
g'day!
Outer North Brisbane..
#27 to #10 - Rascal (09/05/2012) [-]
im from dubbo cunts wat doin
#47 - leeroy ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
#17 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
Blegh Vegemite, and Marmite too.    
   
On the other hand, even though I felt it coming, (heh) I still giggled like a bitch.
Blegh Vegemite, and Marmite too.

On the other hand, even though I felt it coming, (heh) I still giggled like a bitch.
User avatar #31 to #17 - imnotthere (09/05/2012) [-]
vegimite is good coz its made outa beer
#12 - ballerfifteen (09/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #51 - ratboii (09/05/2012) [-]
Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
User avatar #52 to #51 - ratboii (09/05/2012) [-]


"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover." (Yeahhh!)
[ Lyrics from: www.lyricsfreak.com/m/men+at+work/land+down+under_20240418.html ]
Dying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and nothin' much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
User avatar #53 to #52 - ratboii (09/05/2012) [-]

"Oh, you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (ooohh)
You better run, you better take cover."

We are..

Livin' in a land down under,
Where women glow and men plunder, (yeahhhhhhhhhh)
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (thunderrrrr!)
You better run, you better take cover.

Livin' in a land down under,
Where women glow and men plunder,
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (oooo yeahhhh!)
Then I run, and then I take cover. (yea)

We are...

Livin' in a land down under, (underrrr)
Where women glow and men plunder,
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (oooo da da laa yeahhh!)
Then I run, then I take cover.
User avatar #11 - snarfalupticus (09/05/2012) [-]
what is the song?
User avatar #15 to #11 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
Men at Work - Down Under
User avatar #16 to #15 - snarfalupticus (09/05/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #6 - carelessinteractin (09/05/2012) [-]
my history teacher back in 7th grade got some vegamite from some store that sells goods from other countries such as australia and it was delicious.
User avatar #7 to #6 - darktoucan (09/05/2012) [-]
umm cool
User avatar #8 to #7 - carelessinteractin (09/05/2012) [-]
no it's not cool! it's vegamite! (advertisment fail x10)
User avatar #5 - TheGussBuss (09/05/2012) [-]
I knew it was coming as soon as 'Thunder cracks overhead'
still awesome
#14 - phantomftw (09/05/2012) [-]
****		 you vegemite.   
Marmite FTW
**** you vegemite.
Marmite FTW
#22 to #14 - rogerblahfj (09/05/2012) [-]
hich ones the one where it tastes like buttered horse **** ?
#24 to #22 - phantomftw (09/05/2012) [-]
and this one
they are practically the same thing
#23 to #22 - phantomftw (09/05/2012) [-]
this one
User avatar #61 - DropDeadShred (09/05/2012) [-]
Any bogans from Bundy round here?
#59 - issy (09/05/2012) [-]
oi sydneyers
any lane cove/chatswood/north syd fags?
#57 - karlossacramento (09/05/2012) [-]
got it at thunder cracks overhead
User avatar #48 - antigravitycake (09/05/2012) [-]
im happy simply being a britfag right-o
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