aussies. . 2 , 316x237, Jpg) 2 Be American 2 Take first ever trip overseas - to Australia 2 Shiites earlyer check in at hotel, so decide to gets airport bar 2 S aussies 2 316x237 Jpg) Be American Take first ever trip overseas - to Australia Shiites earlyer check in at hotel so decide gets airport bar S
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2 , 316x237, Jpg)
2 Be American
2 Take first ever trip overseas - to Australia
2 Shiites earlyer check in at hotel, so decide to gets airport bar
2 Saris surprisingly full
2 Notice everyone is drinking beer
2 Beer, beer everywhere
2 Large taps with beer flowing freely, men collecting it with giant glasses
2 I knew Australians liked beer but Jesus...
2 All ma sudden, perhaps unsurprisingly, a big guy in khakis pukes violently all evanthe bar
2 His friend, who was laughing, quickly stops laughing and starts
2 ohgodno, jpg
2 The second guy inevitably vomits, which causes the guy next to him to start vomiting. The chain reaction eventually effects most ofthe guys in the bar until all you can hear is a cacophony of heaving, coughing,
spluttering and splashing.
2 I manage to drag myself away from the scene and decide to catch a came my hotel.
2 Get out the front and it is pouring with rain
2 Thunderclap's overhead and I almost lose my ****
2 Cab pulls up and its some Indian guy driving
2 I lean in the window
2 "Take me downtown?"
2 He looks at me blankly
2 Ask him politely if he speaks my language
2 Hearst smiles and gives me a Vegemite Sandwich
2 And he says:
2 "I come from a land down under, where the beardies and men chunder, can' t you hearken' t you hearth's thunder? You better run, you lettertype Xever!"
wow op. well done.
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#3 - IFUCKRAKES
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(09/04/2012) [-]
>mfw I just about to upload this.
#18 - kapitanokliosov
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(09/05/2012) [-]
#19 to #18 - flabbawabbajabba
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#20 to #18 - flabbawabbajabba
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(09/05/2012) [-]
i live in the northern territory in australia and my friend was out one night practicing drifting in an empty car park when a cop come around the corner going like 100 with his siren going and he pulls the hand brake and does a massive drift stops about 10 meters from my mate gets out says beat that and leaves.
#26 to #20 - Kxania
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(09/05/2012) [-]
LOL, I LIVE IN THE NT TOO, WHAT'S YO NAME?
#29 to #26 - imnotthere
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(09/05/2012) [-]
his name is flabbawabbajabba
#56 to #26 - flabbawabbajabba
Reply 0
(09/05/2012) [-]
you first
#58 to #56 - Kxania
Reply 0
(09/05/2012) [-]
Message me ;)
#21 - bossdelainternet
Reply +16
(09/05/2012) [-]
Woooo!
#36 - SomeRandomPerson
Reply +11
(09/05/2012) [-]
I love it when i see posts related to Australia
#37 to #36 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Australia channel?
#25 - koalafication
Reply +9
(09/05/2012) [-]
Everybody from Australia suddenly becomes a proper bogan whenever they post on an Australian picture.
#28 to #25 - anaphase
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(09/05/2012) [-]
'STRAYA, CUNT
#33 to #25 - SomeRandomPerson
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(09/05/2012) [-]
#2 - jjjseven
Reply +7
(09/04/2012) [-]
I'm Australian and I approve this message
#9 to #2 - tripscausedthis
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(09/05/2012) [-]
g'day from south east qld mate
#60 to #9 - DropDeadShred
Reply 0
(09/05/2012) [-]
Bundy Cunt.
#55 to #9 - eonphoenix
Reply 0
(09/05/2012) [-]
g'day from Sydney
#45 to #9 - elqwopo
Reply 0
(09/05/2012) [-]
Gold Coast?
#10 to #9 - brodztheman
Reply 0
(09/05/2012) [-]
g'day!
Outer North Brisbane..
#27 to #10 - anon
Reply 0
(09/05/2012) [-]
im from dubbo cunts wat doin
#30 - elburritoextremo
Reply 0
(09/05/2012) [-]
well **** me.
#32 to #30 - imnotthere
Reply 0
(09/05/2012) [-]
you know thats illegal right.?

#35 to #32 - anaphase
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#54 to #35 - Happiness
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 to #32 - anon
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Explain why kangaroo steaks are sold at coles, woolworths and other supermarkets...and why I ate it for dinner, and why we have to shoot them as they are
considered a pest
#34 to #30 - SomeRandomPerson
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(09/05/2012) [-]
I dont know about the ******* part, but i sure would love to eat you
#4 - hungryforwords
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(09/05/2012) [-]
20/10 I ****** love that song
#47 - leeroy
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(09/05/2012) [-]
#11 - snarfalupticus
Reply +1
(09/05/2012) [-]
what is the song?
#15 to #11 - dassnasty
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(09/05/2012) [-]
Men at Work - Down Under
#16 to #15 - snarfalupticus
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(09/05/2012) [-]
thanks