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2 Be American
2 Take first ever trip overseas - to Australia
2 Shiites earlyer check in at hotel, so decide to gets airport bar
2 Saris surprisingly full
2 Notice everyone is drinking beer
2 Beer, beer everywhere
2 Large taps with beer flowing freely, men collecting it with giant glasses
2 I knew Australians liked beer but Jesus...
2 All ma sudden, perhaps unsurprisingly, a big guy in khakis pukes violently all evanthe bar
2 His friend, who was laughing, quickly stops laughing and starts
2 ohgodno, jpg
2 The second guy inevitably vomits, which causes the guy next to him to start vomiting. The chain reaction eventually effects most ofthe guys in the bar until all you can hear is a cacophony of heaving, coughing,
spluttering and splashing.
2 I manage to drag myself away from the scene and decide to catch a came my hotel.
2 Get out the front and it is pouring with rain
2 Thunderclap's overhead and I almost lose my ****
2 Cab pulls up and its some Indian guy driving
2 I lean in the window
2 "Take me downtown?"
2 He looks at me blankly
2 Ask him politely if he speaks my language
2 Hearst smiles and gives me a Vegemite Sandwich
2 And he says:
2 "I come from a land down under, where the beardies and men chunder, can' t you hearken' t you hearth's thunder? You better run, you lettertype Xever!"
wow op. well done.
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#3 - IFUCKRAKES (09/04/2012) [-]
>mfw I just about to upload this.
#18 - kapitanokliosov (09/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
#21 - bossdelainternet (09/05/2012) [-]
Woooo!
#36 - SomeRandomPerson (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I love it when i see posts related to Australia
#25 - koalafication (09/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Everybody from Australia suddenly becomes a proper bogan whenever they post on an Australian picture.
User avatar #2 - jjjseven (09/04/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I'm Australian and I approve this message
#30 - elburritoextremo (09/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
well **** me.
#35 to #32 - anaphase (09/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #4 - hungryforwords (09/05/2012) [-]
20/10 I ****** love that song
#47 - leeroy ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #11 - snarfalupticus (09/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
what is the song?
User avatar #15 to #11 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [-]
Men at Work - Down Under
User avatar #51 - ratboii (09/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,
#17 - dassnasty (09/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Blegh Vegemite, and Marmite too.    
   
On the other hand, even though I felt it coming, (heh) I still giggled like a bitch.
Blegh Vegemite, and Marmite too.

On the other hand, even though I felt it coming, (heh) I still giggled like a bitch.
#12 - ballerfifteen (09/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #6 - carelessinteractin (09/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
my history teacher back in 7th grade got some vegamite from some store that sells goods from other countries such as australia and it was delicious.
User avatar #61 - DropDeadShred (09/05/2012) [-]
Any bogans from Bundy round here?
#59 - issy (09/05/2012) [-]
oi sydneyers
any lane cove/chatswood/north syd fags?
#57 - karlossacramento (09/05/2012) [-]
got it at thunder cracks overhead
User avatar #48 - antigravitycake (09/05/2012) [-]
im happy simply being a britfag right-o
User avatar #13 - howdydoo (09/05/2012) [-]
I kinda saw that comming , none the less lol'd
User avatar #5 - TheGussBuss (09/05/2012) [-]
I knew it was coming as soon as 'Thunder cracks overhead'
still awesome
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