2 , 316x237, Jpg)
2 Be American
2 Take first ever trip overseas - to Australia
2 Shiites earlyer check in at hotel, so decide to gets airport bar
2 Saris surprisingly full
2 Notice everyone is drinking beer
2 Beer, beer everywhere
2 Large taps with beer flowing freely, men collecting it with giant glasses
2 I knew Australians liked beer but Jesus...
2 All ma sudden, perhaps unsurprisingly, a big guy in khakis pukes violently all evanthe bar
2 His friend, who was laughing, quickly stops laughing and starts
2 ohgodno, jpg
2 The second guy inevitably vomits, which causes the guy next to him to start vomiting. The chain reaction eventually effects most ofthe guys in the bar until all you can hear is a cacophony of heaving, coughing,
spluttering and splashing.
2 I manage to drag myself away from the scene and decide to catch a came my hotel.
2 Get out the front and it is pouring with rain
2 Thunderclap's overhead and I almost lose my shit
2 Cab pulls up and its some Indian guy driving
2 I lean in the window
2 "Take me downtown?"
2 He looks at me blankly
2 Ask him politely if he speaks my language
2 Hearst smiles and gives me a Vegemite Sandwich
2 And he says:
2 "I come from a land down under, where the beardies and men chunder, can' t you hearken' t you hearth's thunder? You better run, you lettertype Xever!"
wow op. well done.
Anonymous (ID: ) ( Tue)
File: HIE, 171x251, stave Lgpg)