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#12 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
This just reminded me that I can't fit in alot of really cool cars.   
   
Not because I'm a hamplanet, but because I'm 6'5".   
Do you know how much that sucks?    
This bitch chose to get fat, I didn't choose to be tall.
This just reminded me that I can't fit in alot of really cool cars.

Not because I'm a hamplanet, but because I'm 6'5".
Do you know how much that sucks?
This bitch chose to get fat, I didn't choose to be tall.
#208 to #12 - thebellboy
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(05/25/2014) [-]
omg i know exactly how you feel....
#176 to #12 - emptysuperman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Not trying to white knight, but if you are 450 pounds, it's most likely because of medical issues.
#186 to #176 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I reject this statement.
#197 to #186 - emptysuperman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
If you're 300 pounds, yeah, most likely choice. But 450 would be near impossible to maintain through laziness and over eating.
#166 to #12 - mans
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(05/13/2014) [-]
what would that be in metric system? just askin'.
#187 to #166 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
195 cm.
Im still growing to.
Im supposed to get up to 203 cm.
#193 to #187 - mans
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I am about the same height then.
#165 to #12 - baaltomekk
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I know that feel
#161 to #12 - zeroqp ONLINE
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(05/13/2014) [-]
You might be too tall, but at least you don't have to be painfully average 5'9". So many days I wish so hard for just one or two more inches, but alas I stopped growing years ago.
#188 to #161 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Bummer man.
#160 to #12 - cannibalvegan
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Letting it get out of hand like this is unacceptable, but she most likely didn't choose it. I know what it's like, I'm addicted to sugar and fatty foods so it's not very easy to eat healthy and I'm naturally lazy so I'm bad at exercising regularly.
Letting it get out of hand like this is unacceptable, but she most likely didn't choose it. I know what it's like, I'm addicted to sugar and fatty foods so it's not very easy to eat healthy and I'm naturally lazy so I'm bad at exercising regularly.
#189 to #160 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Excuses excuses.
#202 to #189 - cannibalvegan
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(05/14/2014) [-]
That's not an excuse, it's just a fact. It's like telling a smoker who says that it's hard to quit because he's addicted that he just makes up an excuse, but he's not, he's just saying it's ******* difficult when you're addicted to something to just stop.
#153 to #12 - anon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I can hardly drive my mom's car to get her gas and ****, because I have the same problem.

Then people are all like "wow you're tall I wish I was tall", meanwhile im hitting my ******* head on everything imaginable
#152 to #12 - winiacz
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(05/13/2014) [-]
195cm.

I can't properly fit into my dreamed car :<
#144 to #12 - blameyourselves
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(05/13/2014) [-]
6'6 feeling you bro
#136 to #12 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Jeremy Clarkson makes it work. There's hope for you yet.
#115 to #12 - CrabFace
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I'm 6ft7 and i have never found i car i can't fit in..
#190 to #115 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
You are probably only driving trucks then.
#191 to #190 - CrabFace
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I've never driven a truck before in my life. I've driven an Opel Corsa and a smart. And i can fit in both of those. So i don't know what's going on with this dude. But i can fit in pretty much everything.
#192 to #191 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Well I am the dude who made the comment.
And I don't know whats going on with you.
#112 to #12 - eddio
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(05/13/2014) [-]
All my life I've wanted to own my own classic Mini Cooper. But im 6'2" and weigh 115kg. The one time i got to drive one, every bump in the road caused the front wheel on my side to scrape the wheel arch.
#111 to #12 - tallwhiteperson
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(05/13/2014) [-]
as a tall white person i can confirm this
#97 to #12 - toppone
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Scion is actually a good brand to try out, I'm 6'5" myself but still have a pretty nice ride.
#98 to #97 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I don't feel like buying a new car...
#96 to #12 - invshika
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I am 6'3" and can't fit in my dad's '66 Mustang




#128 to #96 - guerkchen
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(05/13/2014) [-]
good thing my dad is a cabrio fan
#99 to #96 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I'm in the same ******* situation.
My dad wants to get me something like a freaking 99 camaro or something like that.
i148.photobucket.com/albums/s12/poneklr/John%20Canal%2099%20Camaro%20After/DSC07402.jpg
It looks almost exactly like this.
But I literally CANNOT get into it.
#87 to #12 - poowpoow
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I know that feel so much, being 6'5" but wanting to own a Fiat 500, depressing man
#78 to #12 - xxmemosxx
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#71 to #12 - anon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Feelin the 5'10" real hard right now. Feels pretty good.
#69 to #12 - commontroll ONLINE
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(05/13/2014) [-]
It's why I love being 6'2". Tall enough to be an advantage against most in fights, let's me stand out of crowds, and people still think I'm really tall, without not being able to fit into tons of cars or in airplanes (even still just barely) or hitting my head on everything. Though I still hit my head on most things.
#89 to #69 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
"Advantage in fights"

Dude, you should never consider your size to be a weapon.
With great size comes great responsibility.
#177 to #89 - commontroll ONLINE
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Lolwut.

I have longer limbs meaning I can hit them before they can hit me. How is that meaning I'm using it for being a bully? And I consider my body to be a weapon, as everybody should. Some are upkept less and their users have less practice. Part of a weapon design is its size.
#157 to #89 - anon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
That made no sense and was a terrible, senseless reference.
#82 to #69 - flyingfeces
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(05/13/2014) [-]
6"2 isn't really tall now is it? I am 6"1 myself and I don't consider myself really tall at all. I think 6"4 and 6"5 is really tall.
I am from the Netherlands and the average height for males is like 6"0 here so that might influence my opinion though.
#178 to #82 - commontroll ONLINE
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Note that I said people think I'm tall. I don't feel tall as most of my friends here in Texas are my height or taller, my brothers-in-law are 6'6" and 6'4". I find it weird when people think I'm really tall, but then I went to California and every other guy was at most 5'10".

But I agree, it's really not that tall, but hey, short people are crazy and inferior.
#67 to #12 - samoaspider
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I feel your height problem as I'm about your height, but I don't have a car so I don't really see that as a problem while riding a train/bus
#64 to #12 - vikingesnumerouno
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I'm 204cm tall so I know your pain..
#90 to #64 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
God damn son.
#58 to #12 - lotengo
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(05/13/2014) [-]
you should buy a Mazda MX-5
it will be hilarious
#47 to #12 - finrier
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(05/13/2014) [-]
6'5" here also, wanted to buy a Toyota 86 last year when they came out, test drove one and couldn't lower the seat enough, neck had to be bent to fit
#42 to #12 - swooz
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(05/13/2014) [-]
my dad has this old Porsche and he wanted me to drive and since im 6'3" i had to be hunched over the whole way.
#37 to #12 - citruslord
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Same problem for the exact opposite reason. With my 5'5" body I can't see over the panel of alot of cars.
#154 to #37 - penileburglar
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(05/13/2014) [-]
...You can raise / boost the seat as much as you need to, definitely not the same problem.
#40 to #37 - thewhitezombie
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(05/13/2014) [-]
booster seat.
#109 to #40 - aherorising
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(05/13/2014) [-]
booster *******
#33 to #12 - heartbleed
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I feel your pain... People always complain about being short and here I am wishing to trade.
#107 to #33 - aherorising
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(05/13/2014) [-]
well then let's trade!
#180 to #107 - heartbleed
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Would if I could.
#24 to #12 - myjeren
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(05/13/2014) [-]
"chose to get fat"

You sound intelligent.
#26 to #24 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
But she did choose to get fat.
#28 to #26 - myjeren
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(05/13/2014) [-]
It's not always that simple.
#38 to #28 - anon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
While I agree with you, because I have a family member that got fat because of valid medical reasons (heart and diaphragm problems making her essentially crippled, plus diabetes medication that made her gain weight quickly) I must thumb you down because I dislike you as a person. Your comments are bad, and you should feel bad.

People are taking the bait, good work troll.
#36 to #28 - xcoreyx
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Do you even know how getting fat happens?
#39 to #36 - myjeren
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Do you seriously think that people choose to be fat?
#80 to #39 - yodasoda
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(05/13/2014) [-]
As a chubby guy, I can confirm that eating too much is a choice.
#182 to #80 - myjeren
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(05/13/2014) [-]
It's not that simple, buddy.
#194 to #182 - yodasoda
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(05/13/2014) [-]
...I would know, I eat a lot, and get less activity than I should, I'm chubby. Simple, when I do get physical activity, over the course of a few weeks/months, I lose the fat.

If it's genetics it's more complicated
#198 to #194 - myjeren
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(05/13/2014) [-]
If we're talking about a person with no genetic influence, then eating a lot and little exercise would increase their weight, but with someone who has a large amount of genetic influence (be it that makes them skinny or obese) is not that simple.
#199 to #198 - yodasoda
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(05/13/2014) [-]
that's what I just said
#200 to #199 - myjeren
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I'm glad we were able to come to an understanding.
This community is ******* dumb
#52 to #39 - comexx
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(05/13/2014) [-]
They noticed they were getting fatter and fatter, they didn't do anything to prevent it, therefore they chose to be fat, if they chose not to be fat, they would start eating less, start excercising.
#56 to #52 - myjeren
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Holy **** you guys are dense.
You don't choose to be obese. Think about that for a second.
#170 to #56 - savvasp
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk hates fat people and loves fat shaming, don't try to argue.
#206 to #205 - savvasp
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(05/19/2014) [-]
Mommy I'm scared.
#207 to #206 - majormayor
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(05/19/2014) [-]
lolwut?
#57 to #56 - comexx
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I was almost obese, then, with the support of my family and friends, I manned the **** up and started excersizing Nothing too much, just a bicycle ride around the town (and I do mean around the town, it's a medium sized town, or a jog to a nearby hill and back) and I lost weight. I'm still a bit chubby, but nothing compared to what I was. And by the way, you don't choose to obese, you chose not to.
#62 to #57 - myjeren
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Thank you for realizing that.
#46 to #39 - anusraper
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(05/13/2014) [-]
yes, or are to lazy to get up and do something about it
#32 to #28 - HellsSponge ONLINE
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Someone's fat
#14 to #12 - sikkvikk
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(05/13/2014) [-]
i will trade my athletic 5'9 body for your 6'5'' body when they invent some kind of mind transfusion thingy. Deal ?
#204 to #14 - sikkvikk
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(05/17/2014) [-]
There is always a place and time for nudes ... we just have to be patient brothers.
#48 to #14 - ninjawildcat
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(05/13/2014) [-]
That is bikini model, Jaquie Ohh. She is 5'5 btw. and as far as I can tell, no tits. So GTFO
#61 to #48 - derpsenderp
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(05/13/2014) [-]
no tits, wut?
#179 to #61 - ninjawildcat
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(05/13/2014) [-]
As in no nudes
#196 to #179 - derpsenderp
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(05/13/2014) [-]
she doesn't have nudes, so you told him to gtfo? I dont get it
#201 to #196 - ninjawildcat
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(05/14/2014) [-]
I just wanted to say tits or gtfo. Im sorry
#44 to #14 - anon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
...kinda thumbwhoring posting a picture in a bikini
#16 to #14 - matamune
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(05/13/2014) [-]
5'9 is fairly tall for a girl
#21 to #16 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
My mom was nearly 6 feet tall.
#83 to #21 - flyingfeces
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I have a sister that is 6"1, I am 6"1 too.
Not too uncommon in The Netherlands where the average height for males is like 6"0 and 5"7 for girls.
#105 to #83 - matamune
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(05/13/2014) [-]
You guys are literally one-upping us. In Denmark, we're 1 centimeter shorter on average in both categories
#142 to #105 - rdobet
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(05/13/2014) [-]
lol, American average for guys is 5'9"
average weight is 195 lbs strangely enough.
#34 to #21 - anon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
tall girls are hotttt
tall girls are hotttt
#88 to #34 - lvlonemeepo
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I second that I have a tall girlfriend she's 6 ************ 2 and im like 5 ************ 9 dude well im still growing but still. At least I can walk around and people think I have a big dick. Girlfriend says I have a big dong but I pretty much think its average at best, I guess its just dude feels.
#103 to #88 - matamune
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Bro, measure it. Average is 5.6 inches or something. 13-14 centimetres incase you're not part of Empire
#104 to #103 - lvlonemeepo
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Its 6 but does girth go into account cause its pretty wide
#106 to #104 - matamune
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(05/13/2014) [-]
6 is fine, I have heard that girth What you're referring to is indeed more important than length
#108 to #106 - lvlonemeepo
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(05/13/2014) [-]
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I feel bueno thank you my kind sir.
#110 to #108 - matamune
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(05/13/2014) [-]
Congrats on your magnificent manhood
Congrats on your magnificent manhood
#15 to #14 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
I don't wan't to be a girl...
#76 to #15 - anon
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(05/13/2014) [-]
What are you, gay?
#92 to #76 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
yes
#59 to #15 - lotengo
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(05/13/2014) [-]
you dont wanna lose your male privileges?
#91 to #59 - lazaman
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(05/13/2014) [-]
#20 to #15 - milkmad
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(05/13/2014) [-]
it might not be a girl just a guy with a pic of a girl he found on the internet