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You think your life sucks?

I am painis cupcake, eater of worlds.

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CI Anonymoused/ 26/ 09( Mon) 22: 49: 40 No. 170517525 [Reply]
So yeu think yeu had a hard childhood? Well **** yeu, its got nothing en mine. My mom practically kicked my ass
out ofthe house before I mien hit , and I never mien met my dad. My only friend till I was IO was the faggot prick
next store whe was always beating the **** out of me and telling me I wasn' t worth **** . Its not mien like I had a
choice, the tawn ******* had something like El people Wing in it, I **** yeu not. My entire adolescence wasjust
moving around from place trying to get along with people whe didn' t mien want me.
You think that' s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties er something, whe only kept me around
because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger
chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a tital nymph. She must have been a sadist er something
cause she always teek pleasure in hitting me and telling me hew she lewd to get wet.
But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to amid. You knowwhere types of couples that are absolutely sickening,
like they wear matching outfits and finish each ether' s sentences? Yeah they were ******* creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying
as they were, I swearsies thing weild never shut the **** up.
Like I said I ended up moving from tawn to tawn getting inte fights with other kids my age, mien adults from time to time.
The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pikemen master.
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#4 - lolbears (04/04/2012) [-]
Loved it!
User avatar #8 - baconface (04/05/2012) [-]
feels, feels, feels, feels, WINS
#23 - eightypercent (04/05/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Whenever I see posts like this, I always know how it'll end.
I manage to figure it out within a few lines.
II can never enjoy these properly anymore.
#5 - thepenname (04/05/2012) [-]
Zoomed in, tried to use the scrollbar on the side of the picture. I'm dumb.
User avatar #11 - rolfface (04/05/2012) [-]
i din't get it till the end :0
#10 - Skeletor (04/05/2012) [-]
Got me so Hard. I double face-palmed myself, I should have known.
#7 - sickpuppie (04/05/2012) [-]
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User avatar #3 - wolverinebamf (04/04/2012) [-]
I knew what it was when he said "my mom practically kicked me out of the house before I was 13" I was expecting something like a shock ending, so I was looking for hints to what it would be.
User avatar #21 - rulos (04/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #19 - mcassio (04/05/2012) [-]
Blah blah blah blah blah, whiny bitch whiny bi- YOU WHORE!
User avatar #18 - bubbashrimpfarm (04/05/2012) [-]
Why is this not front page??
#17 - mintnip (04/05/2012) [-]
I enjoyed this post greatly.
#16 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2012) [-]
Here take all my Internets for the week.
User avatar #14 - codydude (04/05/2012) [-]
#9 - Womens Study Major (04/05/2012) [-]
Not sure if way too obvious, or I've spent too much time on the internet...
#2 - heyyouwhomeyeahyou (04/04/2012) [-]
You sir, are awesome.
User avatar #15 - luidias (04/05/2012) [-]
saw it coming the instance I read the very first sentence. 0/10
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