You Fucking take that back. . File: 13208_ -( KB, , Argonian, jpg) Cl Skyrim General Anonymous "ll/ throte)?) I' m gonna play as an Argonian male and marry a Du skyrim anal sex
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You Fucking take that back

File: 13208_ -( KB, , Argonian, jpg)
Cl Skyrim General Anonymous "ll/ throte)?)
I' m gonna play as an Argonian male and marry a Dunmer male.
I' ll **** him in the ass every nightcast like how Black Marsh ****** Morrowind
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Take it back
you son ofa
hitch
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User avatar #21 - darkjustifier (09/03/2012) [-]
Lusty argonian maid:
Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to kneed the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto
Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
User avatar #22 to #21 - thecomkiller (09/03/2012) [-]
yay for innuendos
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User avatar #46 to #27 - darkjustifier (09/03/2012) [-]
I always make sure it's in my inventory.
#25 - aconfuseddonut (09/03/2012) [-]
TAKE IT BACK!
TAKE IT BACK!
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User avatar #7 to #1 - bretonstealth (09/03/2012) [-]
i don't get it either but for some reason i still laughed a little too much
#30 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Dunmer is my favorite race, Argonian is my least favorite race. ALL OF MY RAGE!
User avatar #23 - mulgarid (09/03/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who was an Orc in Skyrim?
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#11 - shadowhe (09/03/2012) [-]
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#31 - goodedeath (09/03/2012) [-]
What the hell is with all the hate to Argonians? They are my favorite class, besides everyone out ranks the Brentons.
What the hell is with all the hate to Argonians? They are my favorite class, besides everyone out ranks the Brentons.
User avatar #45 to #31 - theavatar (09/03/2012) [-]
Argonians are kick ass. I like them because they can breath underwater in the other games and in skyrim i feel sorta like a dragon because your dovakin and you can shout fire and other stuff
User avatar #32 to #31 - commontroll (09/03/2012) [-]
YOU ******* TAKE BACK ALL OF THAT STATEMENT. THEY'RE A RACE, AND BRETONS ARE THE **** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - goodedeath (09/03/2012) [-]
NEVER! I'LL NEVER GIVE IN TO YOUR **** !!
User avatar #34 to #33 - commontroll (09/03/2012) [-]
NAME ANY ******* RACE BETTER FOR CASTERS, THAT ISN'T A DAMN RACIST MER!
User avatar #35 to #34 - goodedeath (09/03/2012) [-]
AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA FAGGOT BRENTONS ARE DEFENSIVE! WHILE THE DARK ELVES AND (that's "and" ********** ) HIGH ELVES ARE BETTER ARE DEALING ******* MAGIKA DAMAGE BIATCH!
User avatar #36 to #35 - commontroll (09/03/2012) [-]
YEAH, KEEP ON LAUGHING AS THOSE ************* DRAGON PRIESTS MURDER YOU AND RAPE YOUR FAMILY IN YOUR DYING MOMENTS. I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE MAN, THAT **** AIN'T PRETTY.
User avatar #37 to #36 - goodedeath (09/03/2012) [-]
I understand that you hate the elves, yes?
User avatar #38 to #37 - commontroll (09/03/2012) [-]
Eh, I only hate the Aldmeri Dominion, due to them being racists. I love the Dunmer though.
User avatar #39 to #38 - goodedeath (09/03/2012) [-]
Personally the wood elves, I for the life of me can't think of their self name, are a bit lower ranked. Truthfully though if you'd based each race on add stats and boost beginning the game high elves pose quite the opponent through the magics. Brentons are acutely driven towards speech and restoration magic. Thus coming to my bias on them.
User avatar #41 to #39 - commontroll (09/03/2012) [-]
Wood Elves are Bosmer. I like them for my thief playthroughs, but I prefer Imperials and Kajiit. Or however it's spelled.

High Elves are good, but they're just such dicks.
User avatar #42 to #41 - goodedeath (09/03/2012) [-]
Still though my favorite class is Argonians and this seems to be the one class everyone has to hate. Thieving is pretty much how I play the game, take that away and then the challenge is gone. Sure, being a Nord or an Orc and killing everything you see is fun, but there is no challenge. Now be a naked male Argonian and rob every piece of clothing and weapon from a forsworn hideout and than kill the Briarheart by pick pocketing his heart.

That is badass.
User avatar #43 to #42 - commontroll (09/03/2012) [-]
It is indeed good sir. I really enjoy playing as a thief.
User avatar #44 - therealtotodile (09/03/2012) [-]
Argonians ftw!
#17 - ohemgeezus (09/03/2012) [-]
because the history it's talking about happened during oblivion, see comment 14
#13 - irishlawyer (09/03/2012) [-]
i don't get it
is there some sort of backstory i missed?
#14 to #13 - anon (09/03/2012) [-]
Yes, according to what I know during the Oblivion crisis in Tamriel, Vivec disappeared or died in Morrowind. With Vivec gone there was nobody there to hold up the Ministry of Truth which crashed down on the city of Vivec. This crash caused Tsunamis and also caused Red Mountain to erupt which left many to flee to Skyrim from Morrowind. All of these disasters were referred to as the Red Year which was also when the Argonians decided to attack Morrowind at its weakest moment.
User avatar #16 to #14 - caesarslegion (09/03/2012) [-]
Also, the Argonians DURING The Oblivion crisis, the Argonians were kicking so much Daedra ass that the Daedra Lieutenants had to close their own gates in order to prevent being overwhelmed.
User avatar #19 to #16 - sorrowofdaedalus (09/03/2012) [-]
I don't think you have the story PERFECTLY down as to HOW MUCH ass the Argonians were kicking. They weren't closing the gates because the Argonians were WINNING, they can always make more daedric soldiers, they were closing the portals because the Argonians entered the gates after killing everyone inside, and instead of closing it down, went ' **** THAT ***** and they all started LIVING there.
User avatar #10 - CiaranPM (09/03/2012) [-]
Well, there sure is a hell of a lot rule 34 with similar... uh... ideas. Can never find anything decent through the onslaught of that **** .
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