YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH. . Post ysub most em banishing stories. I' ll start. we in tth grade we in English class smasher is absent serveral days pass and teacher i
x
Click to expand

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

Post ysub most em banishing stories. I' ll start.
we in tth grade
we in English class
smasher is absent
serveral days pass and teacher is still absent
restart hearing numbrs she' s really sick
weeks later teacher cames back in
sshe' s wearing a ski hat, all her hair is
seaplanes ts us that she has a deadly ism sf cancer and is undergoing stems
kwis this teacher
ogirls and guys both crying
amass mes in bra grew} hug
sf silence ensues
bl get a text message
ts set my ts vibrate
sf silence is interrupted by extremely lsut "" mam Went Get Fessed Again by The Who
sentire class staring at me with dirty
smasher is in tears, audibly whimpering
bl have idea what ts dc
stertyy my hands up and shrug
shear sameone say "are ysu ******* kidding?"
**** I hated that class after that
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+1057
Views: 52702
Favorited: 82
Submitted: 02/25/2014
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to abandonpsycho Subscribe to 4chan submit to reddit

Comments(150):

[ 150 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - snakefire (02/25/2014) [-]
"It was my phone"

Four words could have resolved everything, OP you ******** .
#8 to #1 - John Cena (02/25/2014) [-]
highschool kids arent that forgiving
User avatar #16 to #8 - vontrollington (02/26/2014) [-]
He said 9th grade.
User avatar #21 to #16 - halor (02/26/2014) [-]
that's high school...at least in the parts of America i've lived in
User avatar #17 to #16 - Darianvincent ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
That's highschool in the U.S.
User avatar #18 to #17 - vontrollington (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm in the U.S.
Highschool starts in 10th grade.
Alright, I was wrong. Could've sworn it was 10th.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Darianvincent ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
It's a common mistake, it's usually 10th grade in a lot of other places. Personally I like our way more.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Darianvincent ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
But then again I hated highschool and dropped out to become an ultra shutin, so it doesn't really matter. o.o
User avatar #44 to #1 - redscorp (02/26/2014) [-]
On a side note. **** YEAH FRANKEN FRAN!
User avatar #68 to #1 - martialnorris (02/26/2014) [-]
I don't get it
#74 to #68 - bann (02/26/2014) [-]
He could have told them it was his phone getting a text message that made the noise, not him playing that.
User avatar #132 to #74 - martialnorris (02/26/2014) [-]
yeah but it says "forgot to pu phone on vibrate". So it's explained it was his phone. No need to say "It was the phone". Therefore I don't get it it, being the thing that is supposed to give sense to the sentence
#134 to #132 - bann (02/26/2014) [-]
Ahh, all confusion has been resolved, joyous day.
#78 to #1 - bobfaget (02/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#118 to #1 - herpderpstrom (02/26/2014) [-]
Here, take this.
Here, take this.
#9 - sprites (02/25/2014) [-]
guess he shoulda



called in sick.
User avatar #2 - mechanichore (02/25/2014) [-]
-Have teacher with cancer too, Mrs. Redman
-Some people don't like her, most people do
-She fights it for 2 years finally croaks
-Next day announcement is made, moment of silence
-Kid comes in late, asks why everyone is quiet today
-"Mrs. Redman passed away bro."
-"Hah, more like Mrs. Deadman! What, too soon?"
-It was so wrong but I laughed so ******* hard. I'm going to hell.
User avatar #53 to #2 - kirkbot (02/26/2014) [-]
>6th grade
>teacher doesn't talk more than necessary
>cold atmosphere overall
>I try to break the ice and say " why so depressed? It feels like someone died"
>teacher gets mad and sends me outside
>apparently another student did indeed die and she was about to make the announcement
#35 to #2 - hitbyadriveby (02/26/2014) [-]
- Be freshman year of high school
- So far my class managed to get 4 teachers to quit (really obnoxiuos kids)
- Made a bet with friend that i we could get 5 teachers to quit
- Ill lose 20$ if one more quits
- Next day art teacher, Mrs. Ellen doesnt show up
- OHNOTHISMIGHTBEASIGN.jpg
- Appartently she commited suicide after her husband cheated on her.
- Everyone is like damn
- I'm like ****
- MFW
#4 to #2 - Taromillas (02/25/2014) [-]
>Ninth grade year   
>have an english teacher named Mrs.Shmuck   
>she's a cool teacher for the most part, too much homework imo   
>one day she doesn't show up, get a sub instead   
>no big deal, everyone thinks she's sick   
>next day, announcement she was in a car wreck and passed away   
>sitting in class during this, near friends   
>"I guess she shmucked up"   
>tfw
>Ninth grade year
>have an english teacher named Mrs.Shmuck
>she's a cool teacher for the most part, too much homework imo
>one day she doesn't show up, get a sub instead
>no big deal, everyone thinks she's sick
>next day, announcement she was in a car wreck and passed away
>sitting in class during this, near friends
>"I guess she shmucked up"
>tfw

#67 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
<------ my first time
#50 - evilpapagali (02/26/2014) [-]
Let's bring up the classics.
User avatar #72 to #50 - lolmonade ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
That windows 98 always kills me
#116 to #50 - peyko (02/26/2014) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #557158 at Ponyville ** mfw.
#38 - tjkskateboarder (02/26/2014) [-]
>Be me, November of 9th Grade
>Friends convince me it's the rules of high school to join a sport
>Whatever.jpg
>Join wrestling team with bros
>Endure hardest practices a 120 lbs 25% body fat boy can take
>Flash forward into January
>Be garbage at wrestling, wrestle JV matches
>My record is 0-5
>Get JV match against Lincoln, rumor was I had to wrestle a girl
>I had to wrestle a girl
>Wrestle the entire match trying as hard as I possibly can
>Not hard enough, 106 lbs blonde defeats me 8-2 by decision
>Louder roar erupts from the Lincoln crowd than when they won the varsity match by a point
>Whole team laughs at me
>Coach covers his laughter with a clipboard
>Embarrassment of a million suns covers my face
User avatar #52 to #38 - kaitheguy (02/26/2014) [-]
some kid on my team this year got tech'd by a girl. 18-4. now that is embarassing. and she was pretty cute too
0
#56 to #38 - muffinmadman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #111 to #38 - megatrondecepticon (02/26/2014) [-]
this wouldn't be Lincoln Nebraska would it?
User avatar #144 to #111 - tjkskateboarder (02/27/2014) [-]
Lincoln, RI.
#24 - kennyh (02/26/2014) [-]
"are you ******* kidding?"

Ah yes.. How dare I forget to silence my phone. Then forget to mind control all of my contacts to keep them, from contacting me at this exact moment. How asshole-ish of me.
#40 to #24 - John Cena (02/26/2014) [-]
yeah **** you
uoy kcuf heay
#48 to #24 - cazabrow (02/26/2014) [-]
.....No one realized it was the phone.

That's the entire joke.
#42 - CakemanRPG (02/26/2014) [-]
&gt;be 16   
&gt;be total beta   
&gt;go to first raunchy highschool house party   
&gt;walk through door   
&gt;party hard   
&gt;heavily inebriated 9.5/10 grinds up on me   
&gt;lol who cares I just roll with it   
&gt;she grabs my hand and drags me upstairs   
&gt;shoves me on the bed   
&gt;&quot;			****		 me cakeman&quot;   
&gt;we go to town   
&gt;feelsgoodman.jpeg   
&gt;30 seconds in   
&gt;gonna cum   
&gt;angry 6'7&quot; quarterback bf tears door off hinges   
&gt;feelscaredman.jpeg
>be 16
>be total beta
>go to first raunchy highschool house party
>walk through door
>party hard
>heavily inebriated 9.5/10 grinds up on me
>lol who cares I just roll with it
>she grabs my hand and drags me upstairs
>shoves me on the bed
>" **** me cakeman"
>we go to town
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>30 seconds in
>gonna cum
>angry 6'7" quarterback bf tears door off hinges
>feelscaredman.jpeg
User avatar #43 to #42 - CakemanRPG (02/26/2014) [-]
>shoves gf off of me
>splooge all over his Abacrombe polo shirt
>he's pissed
>sothisishowIdie.jpeg
>him and his homies drag me out of the house and beat me unconscious in street with dozens of partygoers taking pictures/vids on phones
>wake up in dumpster
>NAKED
>begin long walk of shame back to car
>realize my car keys and other **** is back at the party
>GODDAMMIT
>sprint back to party bare ass naked
>sprint through backyards and hop fences/hedges
>hop last fence
>BAM
>run into some cops
>practical having a panic attack while pleading my case to them
>they still arrest me for public nudity/indecency
>spend night in crowded holding cell..butt naked and while being harassed by other detainees
So guys how was YOUR first time?
User avatar #54 to #43 - miklthepikl (02/26/2014) [-]
my girl fell asleep during. yours is much worse though...
User avatar #119 to #54 - herpderpstrom (02/26/2014) [-]
Really? at least he got to have sex with the QB's 9.5 girlfriend who didn't fall asleep
User avatar #133 to #119 - miklthepikl (02/26/2014) [-]
well, i didnt get throttled or arrested, so i'd say mine turned out a bit better
User avatar #135 to #133 - herpderpstrom (02/26/2014) [-]
I'd maybe call it a draw. How'd you get her to fall asleep?!
User avatar #137 to #135 - miklthepikl (02/26/2014) [-]
duno, she was awake then she wasn't. in other news, i also ****** a passed out chick my first time, so theres that
#55 to #43 - fuckingtrolls (02/26/2014) [-]
doubt it cunt
#90 to #55 - itsbendingtime (02/26/2014) [-]
yeah he probably raped her which is why all the guys at the party were so pissed.
User avatar #76 to #55 - yorker (02/26/2014) [-]
cakemanrpg, if this really is you, I doubt you've ever touched a girl...
#57 to #55 - CakemanRPG (02/26/2014) [-]
do you enjoy stalking me?
do you enjoy stalking me?
#58 to #57 - fuckingtrolls (02/26/2014) [-]
Stalk? No I think I was browsing the front page. Yeah I'm pretty sure I was browsing the front page. Cunt.
#59 to #58 - CakemanRPG (02/26/2014) [-]
I meant collecting every selfie I make and replying to every one of my posts with &quot;cunt&quot;   
   
this kinda 			****		 stays on random board   
   
regardless, knock it off
I meant collecting every selfie I make and replying to every one of my posts with "cunt"

this kinda **** stays on random board

regardless, knock it off
#60 to #59 - fuckingtrolls (02/26/2014) [-]
By every selfie you take you mean the one picture you gave me to make transparent?
The transparent you use as your profile picture? Cunt.
#62 to #60 - CakemanRPG (02/26/2014) [-]
I gave that to a different user   
   
are implying that you have two profiles?   
   
regardless idgaf knock it off
I gave that to a different user

are implying that you have two profiles?

regardless idgaf knock it off
#64 to #62 - fuckingtrolls (02/26/2014) [-]
Your ignorance is entertaining. Cunt.
#61 to #59 - ZeDoodler (02/26/2014) [-]
Damn this is a good troll.    
   
Keep it up.
Damn this is a good troll.

Keep it up.
User avatar #63 to #61 - CakemanRPG (02/26/2014) [-]
fun fact he's been doing this for over a year

That kinda **** takes some serious dedication.
#65 to #63 - ZeDoodler (02/26/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like you don't got any balls, cunt
User avatar #80 to #43 - wolviewolverine (02/26/2014) [-]
Did you sue the attackers? That's like fine case for you.. did you? Or you pussied out?

Remember - you can run as many yards as you like, but you will tremble as a scared rat against the law
User avatar #143 to #80 - enclavexremnant (02/27/2014) [-]
Like I said 90%.
User avatar #146 to #143 - wolviewolverine (02/27/2014) [-]
You are cute, when you are terribly butthurt.
User avatar #29 - galkawhm (02/26/2014) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?
User avatar #73 to #29 - armenhart (02/26/2014) [-]
still my favorite green text
User avatar #26 - karson (02/26/2014) [-]
I was hanging out with some friends, call them bro a and bro b. bro b gets a phone call and walks out of the room. meanwhile, bro a starts browsing available text tones on his phone and it freezes up. he slammed his phone down on the table in frustration, and then bro b walked back in. bro b says "dude, that was my mom, she was just diagnosed with terminal cancer." and right at that moment, bro a's phone unfroze, and played "wah wah wahhhhhh" sound. look at bro a like "are you ******* serious?" and then theres the longest silence ever with us with bro b's eyes tearing up. bro b then bust in to laughter, turns out his eyes were tearing from trying to hold back his laughter. he said he just ******* with us, and we all laughed our asses off.

good times.
#113 - runelh (02/26/2014) [-]
>Be me
#124 to #113 - kladkake (02/26/2014) [-]
i can totally relate to that
#13 - include (02/25/2014) [-]
Your FW the phone rang.
Your FW the phone rang.
User avatar #27 to #13 - karson (02/26/2014) [-]
I loved that scene.
User avatar #51 to #27 - kaitheguy (02/26/2014) [-]
best awkward dinner scene ever
User avatar #46 - qxangelxp (02/26/2014) [-]
The class does a group hug to show their love for the teacher, and "YEEEAAHHHH" plays.
That scenario sounds pretty ******* awesome.
Almost like the Yeah is for the moment of love the students and teacher are having. Not Yeah, you got cancer!
If that's what happened, then **** those kids, thinking of the negatives.
User avatar #14 - yuh (02/25/2014) [-]
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!
User avatar #31 - drunkasaurus (02/26/2014) [-]
that's not even embarassing.
User avatar #37 - enigmaticspirit (02/26/2014) [-]
>be sophomore year of high-school
>be in gifted english (where all the smart ***** are)
>somehow that correlates to never having to do **** and just watching movies with the occasional book to read
>there was like one month left of school, so we got to choose the last book we did a project over
>Fellowship of the Ring (never read it until then)
>one part of the project is to give your book a soundtrack (like I said, this class was easy as **** )
>I had been loosing a lot of weight at the time and had loose pants
>bend over to plug in iphone stereo thingy and show the entire class my fat ass
>...that was it. It was embarrassing.
User avatar #127 to #37 - arnolddusk (02/26/2014) [-]
You literally could have summed that up in two lines.

> I had loose pants
> I showed my fat ass
+2
#139 - abandonpsycho Comment deleted by abandonpsycho [-]
#28 - John Cena (02/26/2014) [-]
Pretty lame.
User avatar #95 - Das (02/26/2014) [-]
>Be senior year in High School
>Friend asks lunch lady "how are you today" general question
>She randomly comes out and says he friend fell, and hurt her hip. And that she was really depressed and up all night crying.
>I start cracking up laughing because of the randomness of it all.
>Lunch lady hates me.
User avatar #120 to #95 - arnolddusk (02/26/2014) [-]
Shut the **** up.
User avatar #140 to #120 - enclavexremnant (02/27/2014) [-]
Found the lunch lady.
[ 150 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)