Worth your time TRUST. I hate white spaces.. I was waiting for tree fiddy or an unhappy ending and I'm so glad it never came. theres a chance
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#33 - I Am Monkey (04/27/2014) [-]
I love how beta culture works. When one of us makes it everyone else is happy.
I love how beta culture works. When one of us makes it everyone else is happy.
User avatar #151 to #33 - letting ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
As Betas, we're all in this together. We are all happy when at least one of us makes it.
User avatar #127 to #33 - hawaiianhappysauce (04/27/2014) [-]
I agree. I felt so happy for him that I no longer care about my beta - spaghetti life.
#45 to #33 - youxbarstard (04/27/2014) [-]
It's like a semi-connected hive of strange.
User avatar #87 to #12 - oxymoronking (04/27/2014) [-]
goddamn i must be at 1,075,432,572 points by now
#136 to #87 - imgood (04/28/2014) [-]
I aproximate the number of words in this to be about 2200, that means you would have had to read about 2365951658400 words in your life. Bull.
User avatar #139 to #136 - oxymoronking (04/28/2014) [-]
theres only 1,084,170 words in the complete harry potter series
User avatar #296 to #139 - eanirae (04/28/2014) [-]
Not more? That's disappointing.
#6 - cazabrow (04/27/2014) [-]
That ending was so beautiful.

This story went from comical, to a bit creepy, to worrysome and ended at heart warming.
#2 - daftiduck (04/27/2014) [-]
I was waiting for tree fiddy or an unhappy ending and I'm so glad it never came.
#214 to #2 - Rascal (04/28/2014) [-]
I was actually hoping something like that would happen, but preferably in an original way.
User avatar #317 to #2 - zaxzwim (04/28/2014) [-]
i read the last few lines first and ruined the story for myself because i diddn't want to read everything for some tree fiddy ****
#318 to #2 - semo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
I would have cried if it did. Its a great story of success, achievement and growth portrayed in a realistic way. Its difficult to make it to the top (what ever that top maybe) by always playing nice and following the rules. The text even proves that possible misfortunes such as getting a girl pregent could have a happy ending.    
   
god that story made me feel good
I would have cried if it did. Its a great story of success, achievement and growth portrayed in a realistic way. Its difficult to make it to the top (what ever that top maybe) by always playing nice and following the rules. The text even proves that possible misfortunes such as getting a girl pregent could have a happy ending.

god that story made me feel good
#209 to #2 - hazardpay (04/28/2014) [-]
>When the story is true and isnt a walk the dinosaur, prince of bel air etc.
> MFW to the IT guy
#125 to #2 - qwermy (04/27/2014) [-]
I started to get nervous this would end in a "walk the dinosaur" or something too
I started to get nervous this would end in a "walk the dinosaur" or something too
#3 to #2 - dildodude (04/27/2014) [-]
I too prepared my jimmies to crige over anon ruining everything.
I too prepared my jimmies to crige over anon ruining everything.
#42 - hewhoepicfails (04/27/2014) [-]
I expected the story to end with OP suddenly becoming the beast he has fired.

I was wrong, and I'm glad that I was.
User avatar #46 to #42 - makotoitou (04/27/2014) [-]
Really? That would've been a better story then "I can compoopers therefore I can do anything.".
User avatar #70 to #42 - violated (04/27/2014) [-]
Same, or the beast actually being Emily/Goddess's brother or something along the lines maybe both at the same time
#39 - pappathethird (04/27/2014) [-]
I am IT, lord of the milfs
I am IT, lord of the milfs
#19 - leobreacker (04/27/2014) [-]
That was worth. So 			*******		 worth my time.
That was worth. So ******* worth my time.
#4 - mastermasticator (04/27/2014) [-]
i love it when a story is actually a story. Not the god damn prince of bel air.
User avatar #334 to #4 - becauseoprahsaidso (04/28/2014) [-]
that's because op cut it off before it got there
User avatar #63 - akho (04/27/2014) [-]
>be working IT
>no gf, no friends just me and my pokemons
>one day go set up some printer connections
>some newb says he already did it
>go back play pokeman
>got a ditto that can transform to anyone it wants. Just like I would want to, but I have no motivation
>dad abused me physically (not sexually); mom mentally; no friends since forever

>One day get called up to HR
>say they be firin me
>pack up, no time even to back-up my save games
>"goodbye love"
>go home cryalot.jpg
>aunt calls - works there so heard I got fired
>"what's wrong anon, why'd you get fired?"
>some guy got me fired cause he's a dick
>msg her his pic
>she's strangely attracted to him

>noone else will hire me.
>no gf..
>no friends...
>slowly pop pill after pill; Feel as I get dizzy; Feel so light, so young; Empty life flashes before me; See all pokeman, all with ditto's eyes; Drop one last tear eyes shut slowly
>itsallovernow.jpg
User avatar #177 to #63 - graboidzero (04/28/2014) [-]
That's horrible D:
#66 to #63 - dildodude (04/27/2014) [-]
that story killed my boner
that story killed my boner
User avatar #48 - pokimone (04/27/2014) [-]
Story was amazing, but the real reason I'm thumbing this up is the empty space on the side. Never before, have I seen someone actually turn space into space. Its ******* brilliant.
User avatar #319 to #48 - semo ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
I never understood it, why it was there. iits ******* pictures in space, in the empty space. wtf. i love it.
#51 to #48 - dildodude (04/27/2014) [-]
wow, someone actually noticed appreciated that idea
wow, someone actually noticed appreciated that idea
#14 - mrsnowballs (04/27/2014) [-]
I was hesitant of the long read at first but hot damn! This is one of the most beautiful, inspirational and heartwarming stories I have ever read
I was hesitant of the long read at first but hot damn! This is one of the most beautiful, inspirational and heartwarming stories I have ever read
#60 - skyggen (04/27/2014) [-]
Don't you guys dare skip this. This entire thing was fantatic from start to finish. May fortune continue to smile upon you, you magnificent bastard!
Don't you guys dare skip this. This entire thing was fantatic from start to finish. May fortune continue to smile upon you, you magnificent bastard!
User avatar #88 to #60 - damnusername (04/27/2014) [-]
someone told me the name of that show, but I lost the comment, what is the name?
User avatar #101 to #88 - slenderwolf (04/27/2014) [-]
Looks like "The Boondocks" to me.
#95 to #88 - thephenakist (04/27/2014) [-]
The Boondocks, season 4 just started april 14th, but the main creator left it to start his new show black santa.
User avatar #96 to #95 - damnusername (04/27/2014) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #8 - ClockTank (04/27/2014) [-]
Thank you, OP, a beautiful greentext that I've never read. I can actually feel the ice in my heart melt a little.
User avatar #34 - redclover (04/27/2014) [-]
I worked with a girl that I was secretly in love with for 5 years
was out bowling with some friends we're terribly average and make bet that if someone can make three strikes in a row, I'll ask her out
lost bet
ask her out later that week

we now live together, have a daughter on the way, and getting married next year
#187 to #34 - badmonkey ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
And you know damn well you owe that magnificent bastard for the rest of your life
#72 to #34 - pariahlol (04/27/2014) [-]
I love whenever there's funny background stories to how people met.
Like, the girl I'm taking to prom in two weeks, I met her playing Nerf Wars, when my team played hers and I shot her.
#73 to #34 - higaphix (04/27/2014) [-]
that iis amazing im happy for you
User avatar #1 - itsaggron (04/27/2014) [-]
That title didn't lie. That was ******* great.
User avatar #10 - chrismamaril (04/27/2014) [-]
To the front page you go glorious op! What a story. I need to punch the man to feel like a wall again
#108 - carlonord (04/27/2014) [-]
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#310 - turbodoosh (04/28/2014) [-]
This warmed my heart. Thanks for starting my day out right.
User avatar #7 - Maroon (04/27/2014) [-]
I was expecting a Chernobyl-esque disaster to be the end of that little story lol
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