Working at Target. . Anonymous (ID: ) Vent about your jobs faggots. I' ll start with mine TARGET s KB we ' s and Shoes is pretty much my department is fairly ea thatguywithpants 4Chan
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Anonymous (ID: )
Vent about your jobs
faggots.
I' ll start with mine
TARGET
s KB we ' s and Shoes is pretty
much my department
is fairly easy
**** all of you who unfold shirts to look
at them.
Echoes is a bitch
struck shoes
with ugly, crusty, oki feet probably
tried them on
ml have to touch them
Massholes takes shoes out their box
Leeave them on floor
tile this while they see me trying to fix it all
took at me and see if I notice them
being assholes
ml see them
to flip my **** on them
Course them out in my mind
other choice
you shoes
you
hyou
...
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Submitted: 08/08/2013
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#15 - insertclevernames (08/09/2013) [-]
>be a few hours ago   
>working my shift at wendys    
>stocking all forks/spoons/knives/salt etc.    
>finish up and go to wipe tables   
>notice a group of teenagers suspiciously standing by condiment stand   
>go to see whats up   
>mfw they ripped up all the napkins/ketchup holders and threw them away and i have to go back over my work and restock them   
>						****					 you   
>						****					   
>you
>be a few hours ago
>working my shift at wendys
>stocking all forks/spoons/knives/salt etc.
>finish up and go to wipe tables
>notice a group of teenagers suspiciously standing by condiment stand
>go to see whats up
>mfw they ripped up all the napkins/ketchup holders and threw them away and i have to go back over my work and restock them
> **** you
> ****
>you
#17 - Nameloc (08/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>be working at Chick-Fil-A   
>be a saturday   
>busy, as all saturdays are   
>some kid having a birthday party over by the playplace   
>retarded parents thing it's a great idea to give kids milkshakes   
>one 						***********					 brat pukes in playplace   
>parents come to tell me   
>tell managers, hoping they'd get someone else to do it (Like the person cleaning dining room, since they don't do 						****					.)   
>turns out I'm the only experienced one with cleaning bodily fluids   
>not even managers know how to clean it   
>						****************					.jpg   
>go and clean up 						***********					 brat's puke   
>his parents go to buy another shake   
>co-workers give them a replacement for free (Second Mile Service...)   
>parents give 						***********					 brat the replacement shake   
>						***********					 brat pukes again   
>						**********************					   
>had to clean it up a second time   
>						****					 You stupid parents   
>						****					 You   
>						****					   
>You
>be working at Chick-Fil-A
>be a saturday
>busy, as all saturdays are
>some kid having a birthday party over by the playplace
>retarded parents thing it's a great idea to give kids milkshakes
>one *********** brat pukes in playplace
>parents come to tell me
>tell managers, hoping they'd get someone else to do it (Like the person cleaning dining room, since they don't do **** .)
>turns out I'm the only experienced one with cleaning bodily fluids
>not even managers know how to clean it
> **************** .jpg
>go and clean up *********** brat's puke
>his parents go to buy another shake
>co-workers give them a replacement for free (Second Mile Service...)
>parents give *********** brat the replacement shake
> *********** brat pukes again
> **********************
>had to clean it up a second time
> **** You stupid parents
> **** You
> ****
>You
#19 - yomommabinshoppin (08/09/2013) [-]
I work at McDonalds
People mumble
People are indecisive
People ask for Pepsi products
People overreact
People argue
Coworkers are stupid
People pass the first window because I wasn't there in the first 4 seconds
People make unnecessary messes
People think that they deserve free food all the time
People think they can be assholes for us making one mistake
People think they can make a massive scene without cops being called

tl;dr People are assholes and ******** .
#27 - sakine (08/09/2013) [-]
> another older black man pays for a soda. bagger is slightly distracting me, so kinda on autopilot. he gave me a bill, so i typed it in while waiting for him to get change. he gives me change, i continue the transaction. give him some pennies or whatever. he asks "woah, wheres my change". im like.. "uhh, this is your change" "i gave you a ten" , yea, i was on autopilot but im pretty sure he gave me a one. check the receipt, said $1. but could've been a mistype on my behalf. try to remember what he gave me... crap, bagger distracted me.. cant remember what he gave me. i dont want a scene, and since our store is all about pleasing the customer, i give him the "correct" change. i know this isnt right, but i dont have the memory to call him out on it.

>to all you theives out there. STOP TRYING TO GET ME FIRED. these are my biggest mistakes since i started there, but i learned from them and im a damn good employee. its all you cheap lying fags that get me in trouble that i cant stand.
> **** you
> ****
>you
User avatar #25 - zyvac ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
>Work in a grocery store
>Stacking bottles of ketchup
>fat bitch comes in with a demon child standing in the cart
>Demon child starts picking up glass bottles of olive oil and throwing them on the floor, breaks 6 bottles before I get to him
>"Ma'am, could you move your cart away from the shelves, your kid is breaking glass on the floor
>Fat bitch starts yelling and cursing at me, starts knocking **** off shelves herself telling me not to tell her how to raise her child
>Snap and yell back "Bitch if you raised your child I wouldn't have to tell you how!"
>Cue manager
>Manager sees the mess "wtf is going on here"
>Tell him story
>He escorts the woman and her kid out of the store
>She left her purse in her cart
>Free iPhone.
Karma!
#24 - sakine (08/09/2013) [-]
> work at Publix as a cashier (grocery store) stuck on express lane
>busy checking out customers, dont notice this lady with like 20or so things
> she starts unloading while i finish with the customer in front of her. cant kick her out of line at this point
>beastmodeengaged
>ringing things up as quick as possible
> more stuff keeps coming, running out of counter room
>line of customers is getting longer and impatient
>finally done, customers look annoyed. i begin to bag her stuff, she asks for paper bags
>fmlfmlfml
>no room to bag, she tries to help
>justpaybitch
>look at customers, shaking their heads and holding their tongues
> halfway done, see the next customer is holding one item, i offer to ring him up real quick as i bag
>"no no, finish her" obviously pissed
> at that point, other customers in line start making comments "I thought this was ten items or less"
>war begins
> lady says "this is only like 14 things"
>customer behind "more like 30.." ******
>"blahblah not that much stuff"
>"blah blah, this kid has an exam in 20 minutes, etc"
>everyones getting involved, i just try to keep people calm without getting involved
> "relaaax it's not the end of the world" still bagging
>lady getting ready to leave, to the guy: "well why don't you take out a gun and shoot me!?" .........
> she leaves, rings everyone else up quickly SO MUCH STRESS ON EXPRESS
#18 - rainbaw (08/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Closing time at my job.
>Clean the bathrooms like I do every time.
>We've closed, only employees are left in the building.
>Finish up.
>Grab manager to check out the place so I can leave.
>Everything seems fine, he checks the bathrooms while I wait outside.
>Hear gut wrenching sound of Manager gagging.
>He comes out all pissed off.
>"You forgot the ******* toilet"
>No ******* way I cleaned that **** .
>Go inside, look at toilet
>Jesus ******* christ.
>In the span of four minutes, one of the employees left one of the most rancid piles of **** I have ever seen.
>Its splattered on the seat, the bowl, and the tip of it is peaking up out of the seat.
>The smell almost makes me throw up.
>Have to spend another 30 minutes on one ******* toilet, plunging it, cleaning it.
>To whichever employee did this, **** you.
> ****
>You
#20 to #18 - manager (08/09/2013) [-]
It was me the whole time.
#7 - etrian (08/09/2013) [-]
HFW at work.
User avatar #3 - bossmanholms ONLINE (08/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
what would this guy do if he wasn't cleaning up? Just like walk around instead during that time.
#21 - freshbakedrolls (08/09/2013) [-]
>work at shoe store   
>snooty middle aged lady comes in wanting to return shoes   
>no receipt   
>tell her we have to give her the lowest price in the last 30 days   
>she says she payed 9 bucks for them   
>check return price   
>3 dollars   
>						*******					.jpg   
>tell her we can only give her 3 dollars back   
>middle aged menopausal hormones kick in   
>begins to through fit screaming "i payed 9 						*******					 dollars"   
>husband leaves to escape situation   
>im sorry mam i can only give you three   
>i want to talk to a manager bitch move   
>get manager, she says the same thing   
>throws shoes at me, which hits me in the face, "and screams you can keep them bitch"   
>As she walks out i throw shoes back at her which then hits he in the shoulder   
>manager's fw i threw the box   
>mfw she said she was going to call corporate and the cops for assault   
>mfw the cops never showed up
>work at shoe store
>snooty middle aged lady comes in wanting to return shoes
>no receipt
>tell her we have to give her the lowest price in the last 30 days
>she says she payed 9 bucks for them
>check return price
>3 dollars
> ******* .jpg
>tell her we can only give her 3 dollars back
>middle aged menopausal hormones kick in
>begins to through fit screaming "i payed 9 ******* dollars"
>husband leaves to escape situation
>im sorry mam i can only give you three
>i want to talk to a manager bitch move
>get manager, she says the same thing
>throws shoes at me, which hits me in the face, "and screams you can keep them bitch"
>As she walks out i throw shoes back at her which then hits he in the shoulder
>manager's fw i threw the box
>mfw she said she was going to call corporate and the cops for assault
>mfw the cops never showed up
User avatar #28 - jilliebean (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't understand this retail story...re-boxing/shelving shoes isn't that hard, and you get paid to do it, so who gives a **** ? If people didn't leave **** everywhere, you wouldn't have a job.
#26 - sakine (08/09/2013) [-]
not only did i have that lovely experience, but i also seem to be the target for every scam artist that goes to our store (short white girl)

>gets 2 cartons of cigs for this old black guy. give them to "slow" bagger since they're so big. he grabs extra crap for me to ring up, moves some things around in his cart whie im busy, then goes out to "get his card". never comes back. watch the cameras later and find out he had a bag hidden on the floor and put the bag of cigs in there while i was busy and bagger didnt notice, then left. stole $150+ of cigs...

> two black girls (drunk or high on something) buy a publix gift card for $200. already that's odd. ok, charge them (im relatively new, dont know all the rules). they pay with a check. i just type in the info needed, check is declined, some paper comes out of the register and they rip it out (suspicion initiated). she said "oh i need to update them " or some **** , she says to enter it manually. at this point i just want to see if i can handle the situation. theres a manual entry button, so i do so. it goes through. ok, all seems good. they grab like 3 gift cards and buy those (again, bad feeling). charge them. gir pays with a card and bolts. everything goes through, so ok. still feel somethings wrong. manager said she was watching and asked what happened. apparenty they had some check that was invalid, the printed paper was a warning for me and they took it (obviously not their first rodeo). then used the publix card to buy gift cards. wonderful, gave away another hundred bucks or so.

cont.
#23 - lionti (08/09/2013) [-]
>work as insurance broker
>long-time client who is a crazy bitch calls up wanting insurance on her new car
>"i need to have insurance on my Cayman Porsche look it up because i doubt you know what it is"
>roll my eyes and look up car ( ******* nice car)
>get details of the car and tell her i will find the best quote between a few insurance companies
>"don’t screw this up, this car is worth more than you would make in 10 years"
>(is this bitch ******* serious?)
>tell her i have it all under control
>place the highest cover possible on the vehicle for her, turns out she is paying $900 premium on her car with the insurance company that i picked out for her.
>place a further $1000 broker fee on her car which she is unhappy to pay but does.
> conclude business and laugh that i am making her pay $1900 a year on her car when the best quote i got for her was $400
> **** you and your loads of money you stupid bitch
User avatar #16 - euphoricdorian ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
You think softlines is bad? Try working on the flow team at 4 am in the morning and stocking the health and beauty department. Worst, ******* , job, ever.
#8 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
>Work as Dishwasher
>get shotdown for a promotion to busser
>No one gives me respect and mock me for asking to become a busser
>Whoever said nothing can go wrong with asking is a jag because you are wrong.
>Sit in corner for 4-6 hours a day about 2/3 days a week and just keep my thoughts to myself and get mocked
> **** dishwashing
> **** You
> ****
>You
User avatar #6 - makedonski (08/09/2013) [-]
Just wear gloves.
User avatar #4 - panax (08/08/2013) [-]
Did anybody else read this faster and more aggressive then when you usually read something?
User avatar #1 - lazydillon (08/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I work at target too, the only thing that makes my days bearable is when I'm in hardlines and I get to do pulls or stray in electronics.
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