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when did you give up'?
I Anonymous (ID: Cherries) ) 19: Ewing: s: -413264419349
she 15
Mist gt
phsycho obsessive bitch
wife' s been downhill since then
I Anonymous (ID: ) ) 19: Ewing:
she 12 or 11
Mind about internet porn
wife going to **** ever since
she 14, loser and awkward
tootally love some girl from school
aafter weeks of working up the courage, approach in her hallway
sshe smiles warmly and starts talking to me
choppiest moment of my life
aabout 2 minutes into the conversation, she says this to her friend nearby "hey, do i talk to losers'?"
Friend says "no you dont'
tthen she says to me "right, so you should just **** off"
i raver talked to a girl again since then
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#63 - adu (06/13/2013) [-]
>Gets rejected in middle school

"MY LIFE HAS SUCKED EVER SINCE"
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#300 to #63 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
pretty sure theyre still in the same year, probably happened a week before posting
User avatar #308 to #63 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
You obviously don't understand the mental effect it can have on people
User avatar #315 to #308 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Even then, there is not much else to do than to get up and move on. I was rejected too at that age, and pretty badly too, but I haven't given up. I'm sure some people might have a harder time with it, but you need to get over it.
User avatar #317 to #315 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Some people don't have the ability too. I am confident, overly so, so it was never a problem for me.
At that age, I went fro a girl who was as arrogant as me, clever and a 8.5/10. She rejected me, and it didn't really bother me. Year later I got the guts to ask out one of my best friends, who I'd kinda liked for a while, but never done anything. Anyway, she said yes. She the nicest person I know, haven't looked back since
#367 to #317 - teenytinyspider (06/13/2013) [-]
It's shocking that some people don't have the ability to get up and get over it. I've been rejected many times and that's just a week or two of pain followed by going out and still searching for that special someone. I still have about 70 years left, plenty of time.
User avatar #318 to #317 - Kairyuka ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I know that some people can't get over something like that, and that makes me sad... To think that someone would have to deal with that for so long... That's why I offer my friendship everywhere I go, so I can bring a bit of comfort to people c:
And yeah, go for friends, don't go for that random girl that you've only ever seen from a distance without first finding out if you could be friends.
#221 to #63 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm 25 and my life is over forever because of what some pre-teen told me in school..................I'm not normally that guy who says this but:

GROW A PAIR!
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#281 to #19 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
the guy is an Omega

he should have stopped talking to her and tell her to **** off. find someone else maybe or be alone.

dat bitch can die for all we care
#339 to #19 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Everyone calling her a bitch, bear in mind she probably didn't write this, looks like the dude wallowing in self pity did it.

She probably doesn't think or say any of these things. I know i don't know the situation, and even if some of it's true it does make her a bit cruel, but seems like he's a bit of a beta fag who's obsessing over it and even making some of it up.
#102 to #19 - klorentz (06/13/2013) [-]
what a bitch!
#232 to #19 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I have the sudden urge to punch a ******* brick wall.
#341 to #19 - kirokan (06/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#247 to #19 - bigairchicago **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#344 to #19 - rosservelt (06/13/2013) [-]
That bitch needs some sense slapped into her, the fact that she's saying 'sorry... but i'm still gonna do it' makes it more rage inducing
That bitch needs some sense slapped into her, the fact that she's saying 'sorry... but i'm still gonna do it' makes it more rage inducing
#57 to #19 - stabystaby (06/13/2013) [-]
My rage has become darker than a 			*********		 prince.....
My rage has become darker than a ********* prince.....
#59 to #19 - lordraine ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
I don't believe this is true. I just don't.
User avatar #25 to #19 - ICEDgrunge (06/13/2013) [-]
There's very few times I ever find a good excuse to take ones life, and even less when it comes to relationships. They come and go, they never end till you find the right woman. but holy **** I would not blame that poor soul if he chose to. If he's still going along then I hold even more respect for him in life than anywhere else.
#187 to #19 - rasorburn (06/13/2013) [-]
I should not have read this
User avatar #67 to #19 - dragzerg ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
This genuinely scares me.
#86 to #19 - RisenLichen (06/13/2013) [-]
This...   
   
This is the reason why I think humans can be just despicable. I can never know why someone would intentionally hurt someone else emotionally, because it's the worse pain anyone can ever experience. Physical wounds can always heal, they can always stop hurting, but a deep emotional scar that some people just seem to cause can almost never be fully healed. To dish out such pain, such suffering for the sole reason of seeing someone squirm in agony is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. But to do it so flawlessly, without any remorse? I just..I just can't...
This...

This is the reason why I think humans can be just despicable. I can never know why someone would intentionally hurt someone else emotionally, because it's the worse pain anyone can ever experience. Physical wounds can always heal, they can always stop hurting, but a deep emotional scar that some people just seem to cause can almost never be fully healed. To dish out such pain, such suffering for the sole reason of seeing someone squirm in agony is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. But to do it so flawlessly, without any remorse? I just..I just can't...
#144 to #19 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Didn't really feel rage at that more of just sadness. The whole situation is just sad. It honestly seems like she wants him to hate him. How ****** up must you be to want somebody that loved you to hate you?
#24 to #19 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
but... why? is this real? like... wtf that's evil.
#205 to #19 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
what a cunt
#166 to #19 - stanleys ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
I am going to track this bitch to the end of the earth. I will study and enact every form and method of torture ever known to mankind. Then only as she is barely hanging onto the **** stain that is her life, I will let her known that the pain she has experienced is only a tenth of the pain Jon had to endure. I will leave her alive until she is healthy enough so that I am able to repeat the torturing and I will repeat this process 10 times, and then and only then will I kill this bitch
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#47 to #19 - kamusioso (06/13/2013) [-]
You sir... You made me cry... This should be a movie
#96 to #47 - hawaiianhappysauce (06/13/2013) [-]
Already is.
Already is.
User avatar #314 to #19 - cudlefish (06/13/2013) [-]
So can we find her on facebook and ******* rape her with hate mail?
User avatar #168 to #19 - mistercookie (06/13/2013) [-]
Its most likely the dude wrote it himself. No cunt would ever think about what she does to that extent, also why the **** would she post this 3:27 AM...
User avatar #219 to #19 - asmodeu ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
This surpasses any kind of evil you'd expect to see in any Cruel Intentions movies, Resident Evil's Umbrella Corp, Game of Throne's Lannisters, Boltons, the White Walkers.
User avatar #115 to #19 - delphine (06/13/2013) [-]
holy cow. i want to take this poor soul by the shoulders and shake him like a maraca. this girl is obviously an incurable cunt and he's wasting his affections on her? She ain't worth it and he obviously deserves better. I hope he realizes this someday.
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#163 to #92 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Why, because one bitch you'll never know was a despicable asshole? I'm not telling you who to trust,but I personally love my boyfriend unconditionally and try my darnedest to take any suffering out of his life.
User avatar #120 to #19 - turbodoosh ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Sociopathic cunt. Why is it that genuinely good people get ****** over by these people? This is one of those times where I would describe someone as evil because she full well knows it is wrong but does it anyways because she can and yet doesn't feel a thing about it.
#108 to #19 - freetoplay (06/13/2013) [-]
**** I thought my ex was a cheating bitch. This chick I would go out of my way to ruin her life!
User avatar #28 to #19 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Is it wrong that I want to ******* murder her?
#54 to #28 - machodriver (06/13/2013) [-]
Not even ******* slightly...
User avatar #55 to #54 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
I wish we could start a ******* gang and send her a ******** of friend requests, if she accepts any, we wouls spam the **** out of her feed, let her drown in notifications.

Too bad this is FJ nd not 4Chan.
#56 to #55 - machodriver (06/13/2013) [-]
...why not put this on 4Chan? Maybe it could get some attention and it could get her a lot of the **** she deserves.
User avatar #60 to #56 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
I am an amateur at using 4Chan, but someone should.
#61 to #60 - machodriver (06/13/2013) [-]
Hold up, I'm looking it up and someone already got her ages ago. They hacked her account, did some **** with it and then deleted it.
User avatar #62 to #61 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Thank goodness, I hope she's under a bridge with blue light trying to inject a syringe into her nearly inpenetrable skin, I hope she's missing the right place several times cause of the blue light, I want her to endure amounts of pain you could only dream of.

I am brutal.
User avatar #279 to #62 - trilogical (06/13/2013) [-]
the things i would do to her are unimaginable, srsly i am afraid of telling what i am caipable of
User avatar #356 to #279 - cryingchicken (06/13/2013) [-]
i say getco lyfe ******
User avatar #331 to #62 - cryingchicken (06/13/2013) [-]
2stronk
User avatar #348 to #331 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Irelia2stronk plos nerf.
User avatar #350 to #348 - cryingchicken (06/13/2013) [-]
u am brutal r u not burtha?
User avatar #351 to #350 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
I r so burtal. I'll wrek u fgt fite me irl.
User avatar #353 to #351 - cryingchicken (06/13/2013) [-]
getcho lyfe
User avatar #355 to #353 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Wat?
User avatar #294 to #61 - danniegurl (06/13/2013) [-]
she got a new account. it doesn't come up when you search it though.

https://www.facebook.com/shera.shaul

dor has his as searchable still.
www.facebook.com/droobin
#211 to #56 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
4chan is not your personal army.
User avatar #252 to #211 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Shh, anon, you have no say in this matter, go wash some garments. Come on, off you trot!
User avatar #288 to #56 - rageeffer (06/13/2013) [-]
Its already been posted on 4chan, eleven times as a matter of fact
User avatar #179 to #56 - richardbatsbak (06/13/2013) [-]
Here's the original thread from 2010: You need to login to view this link
User avatar #183 to #179 - lolme (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but what. the. **** . is the point of archiving an image board... When you don't archive the ******* images? It's like taking a **** and cleaning up with a saw blade, what the **** is the point.
User avatar #184 to #183 - richardbatsbak (06/13/2013) [-]
no idea, it's pointless indeed, just wanted to share
#185 to #184 - lolme (06/13/2013) [-]
If the creators name isn't Jimmy Rustle, there's something wrong.
If the creators name isn't Jimmy Rustle, there's something wrong.
#133 to #28 - theprocrastibator (06/13/2013) [-]
Satan is already on it.
User avatar #251 to #133 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Good.
#357 to #28 - theflamingfire (06/13/2013) [-]
I got this guys!
User avatar #358 to #357 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Wat?
User avatar #360 to #358 - theflamingfire (06/13/2013) [-]
Its done..........
User avatar #361 to #360 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.

I love you <3
#76 - shabattman (06/13/2013) [-]
Maybe he shouldnt have fisted her
#182 to #76 - tulioandmiguel (06/13/2013) [-]
I was 14 when I got my first gf   
psycho obsessive bitch as well   
broke up with her after I realized who she really was    
kept living life normally afterwards
I was 14 when I got my first gf
psycho obsessive bitch as well
broke up with her after I realized who she really was
kept living life normally afterwards
User avatar #20 - pheonixinstinct (06/13/2013) [-]
I gave up two days ago.
It started a couple months ago.
my friend set me up with one of her friends and we went on a few dates.
out of no where she tells me she is lesbian.
fast forward to a couple weeks ago.
the girl who set me up with the other and i start dating.
fast forward to two days ago.
Girlfriend tells me she is lesbian and is going to go date the other girl i dated.
i made two girls realize they were lesbian in a row and they started dating.

kind of beta
#190 to #20 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
You should have slept with girl number two and tried to get in good with her. Then after she told you about her sudden interest in women ya should have suggested a minaj with girl number one. Seeing as you dated (and i'm guessing at least made out with both girls) it would might have worked depending on how you played your cards. Try harder
User avatar #26 to #20 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
My story inbound

>Be me
>6 years of age
>Too ****** excited for school
>School start, people are okay
>Fast forward half a year
>" **** I hate everyone here"
>Except for one chick
>Premature love ensues
>Start throwing sand at eachother in the sandbox
>Clear sign of affection
>Tell her that I don't like climbing trees
>"Maybe we should just be friends"
>Friendzoned at age 6 cause I couldn't climb trees
>Feels bad man
>Have not had another girlfriend to this day

Beta
#30 to #26 - zekit ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
My story,

middle school eight grade have this thing for a girl and me being the dumb ass i am in class accidentally told my asshole friend, who thought it would be funny to tell her. She came up to me and said to my face in front of somewhere around 40 other people she ******* hates my guts and will never under any circumstance come near me or speak to me. Now after this nobody talked to me for like 2 full weeks, even the people i considered "friends," i was harassed by the girls in the grade, even the fat ugly ones, that was literally the worst feeling I've had even after i just had my heart dragged through the ******* . Fast forward to today, still am harassed by people even 3 years after the fact, feel a little better still can't trust people. sorry for the long rant but it felt good to finally say it i guess

Tl; DR bitch made everyone hate me for no reason
User avatar #31 to #30 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Two weeks? Must be hard, try ten years.
Puns aside, I am sorry, I'm sure alot of people have tried the same, humans are ******* douchebags, I am ashamed to be part of this race.
User avatar #32 to #31 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Btw, I wasn't being rude, that wasn't my intention at least
#34 to #32 - zekit ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
no problem and at least i have funnyjunk now
User avatar #35 to #34 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
I wish there were more boards for interacting with people, not many users go to /social, sadly.
#39 to #35 - zekit ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
there is always occasional feels posts that have interaction
User avatar #40 to #39 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
I like feel posts, it's not often my emotions awaken, I miss it.
#41 to #40 - zekit ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
i like the quotes
User avatar #43 to #41 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
I fail to understand, can you perhaps rephrase?
#44 to #43 - zekit ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
occasionaly on the feels channel they post quotes that either are depressing or somewhat inspirational
User avatar #45 to #44 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Like "When life gives you lemons... Don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to de with these? Demand to se lifes manager, make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Does life know who you are? You're the man who's going to burn lifes house down! With the lemons! You'll invent a combustible lemon that burns lifes house down!"
#46 to #45 - zekit ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
yea, something like that heres a link to one i like www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/I+know+that+feel/xbijGko/
User avatar #48 to #46 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Watch this

You need to login to view this link . com/watch?v=Z8FSbIoarzE
User avatar #50 to #49 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
I have, gotta love apocalyptica.
User avatar #22 to #20 - TheFreak (06/13/2013) [-]
You should harness your powers for the forces of good and become the host for a lesbian dating show, setting hot women up with hot women for all the world to see.
#33 to #20 - professorrowan (06/13/2013) [-]
none of the girls I like are the kind who like me back so I never ask them out and never get a girlfriend, then at age 20 I meet a girl who likes me back, but the who whole situation makes me feel awkward and guilty because she's under age. after a few weeks she talks me into having sex with her, before I do anything illegal, I freak out and refuse to go further because she's too young. after that day we never saw eachother again. mfw I gave up my chance to lose my virginity
none of the girls I like are the kind who like me back so I never ask them out and never get a girlfriend, then at age 20 I meet a girl who likes me back, but the who whole situation makes me feel awkward and guilty because she's under age. after a few weeks she talks me into having sex with her, before I do anything illegal, I freak out and refuse to go further because she's too young. after that day we never saw eachother again. mfw I gave up my chance to lose my virginity
User avatar #36 to #33 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
How much younger was she?
#37 to #36 - professorrowan (06/13/2013) [-]
she was [small]14[small]
User avatar #38 to #37 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
You run, boy, you run faar away, do not despair, it was for the better. Stay strong.
#176 - goodcheese (06/13/2013) [-]
&gt;gf of year and half   
&gt;always doing nice things for her, going out of my way just to make her happy all the time   
&gt;we break up and it was somewhat amicable   
&gt;find out a couple of months later that she had been cheating on me for a month or so and never told me   
&gt;call her up, tell her she's a terrible person and to go 			****		 herself   
&gt;cry and feel sorry for myself for a couple of days   
&gt;decide it's time to stop wallowing in my self pity   
&gt;start spending time I used to spend on her on getting good grades, getting a job, working out, making friends, doing volunteer work   
&gt;she drops out of school cause of bad grades, gets kicked out of her house because her family thinks she's a freeloader and lose her job and all her friends cause she's too 			*******		 selfish   
&gt;mfw she called me begging to take her back so i can fix her life.    
   
moral of the story, just because someone treats you like 			****		 doesn't mean you should let it ruin your life. take it as an opportunity to make yourself into a better person.
>gf of year and half
>always doing nice things for her, going out of my way just to make her happy all the time
>we break up and it was somewhat amicable
>find out a couple of months later that she had been cheating on me for a month or so and never told me
>call her up, tell her she's a terrible person and to go **** herself
>cry and feel sorry for myself for a couple of days
>decide it's time to stop wallowing in my self pity
>start spending time I used to spend on her on getting good grades, getting a job, working out, making friends, doing volunteer work
>she drops out of school cause of bad grades, gets kicked out of her house because her family thinks she's a freeloader and lose her job and all her friends cause she's too ******* selfish
>mfw she called me begging to take her back so i can fix her life.

moral of the story, just because someone treats you like **** doesn't mean you should let it ruin your life. take it as an opportunity to make yourself into a better person.
User avatar #204 to #176 - neonbrony (06/13/2013) [-]
from what i got from this is it's a good feeling to watch people fail at life
User avatar #384 to #204 - imofcnotharveydent (06/24/2013) [-]
It's like karma, it's a bitch, but you can't feel bad when it hits home.
#385 to #176 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
May be alittle slow on the draw here, but kudos to you my friend.
#148 to #103 - thebw (06/13/2013) [-]
It warmed my heart.
#195 to #103 - noutvissers (06/13/2013) [-]
You sir, are 			*******		 awesome.   
You deserve this.
You sir, are ******* awesome.
You deserve this.
#150 to #103 - auda (06/13/2013) [-]
I love that guy.
#169 to #103 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I wonder why she would have ever cheated on a lovely man such as this
#136 - umakemelol (06/13/2013) [-]
&quot;&gt;be 15&quot;   
&quot;&gt;fist gf&quot;   
   
FIST....GF.....
">be 15"
">fist gf"

FIST....GF.....
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User avatar #7 - delphine (06/12/2013) [-]
i've been screwed over by several guys. Doesn't mean I'm gonna blame my life's problems on the rest of the male gender just because of a few assholes.
User avatar #255 to #7 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (06/13/2013) [-]
Shoulda just killed 'em
#381 to #7 - anon (06/19/2013) [-]
Could you please teach this wisdom to my fiancee?
#180 to #7 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
#280 to #7 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
might be because you are fat or unattractive

not trying to be rude but you dont really get screwed by guys for any other reasons...
#282 to #280 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Even the prettiest of girls can be screwed over by multiple guys because there are lots of guys who just like to take advantage of a good thing. Not everyone is as unattractive as you.
#284 to #282 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
false. she said several guys, not 1.
#305 to #280 - delphine (06/13/2013) [-]
The first one thought it would be a great idea to keep three different girlfriends at once (alla john tucker) then when I confronted him about it, he basically threw me under the bus and told his friends and coworkers I was stalking him.

The second boyfriend would hit me when he'd drink, and he drank a lot.

It's got nothing to do with the way I look. I just made the naive mistake of trusting people I shouldn't have trusted.
User avatar #352 to #305 - weenieandthebutt (06/13/2013) [-]
Wow, you're well hot and you also seem to have a genuine air about you just from looking at your face. Anyways, I'm really sorry to hear about guys screwing you over and abusing you. Not to say lower your standards but try to go for the genuine nice guy and not to mistake his nice guy character with weakness. Hope you didn't go around tumblr making all those silly "I need feminism because....." posts just because of a few idiots who do not represent the majority of the male population.
User avatar #378 to #352 - delphine (06/14/2013) [-]
Haha, no creepy feminism for me. I understand that people can do cruel and petty things and certain individuals do not deserve second chances. But the moment you stop trying to see the best in people is the moment you surrender any hope of ever creating a strong, beautiful, meaningful connection.

And it's not like I wasn't trying to find a nice guy, or any woman who ends up in an abusive relationship... Problem is, some guys are very good at playing "nice" until it's too late. "Nice guy" doesn't always cut it because anyone can act nice, even if their nature is less than honorable. Better to find a "good man".
User avatar #134 to #7 - drosenblum (06/13/2013) [-]
No you haven't. Not to the same extent as us men. As the great Louis C.K. once said, “A man will rip off your arm and throw it into a river, but he will leave you as a human being intact. He won't mess with who you are. Women are non-violent but they will **** inside of your heart.”
User avatar #135 to #134 - summerx (06/13/2013) [-]
I just love how you waved away a user's problems like they don't matter just because of her gender. News flash, rejection hurts no matter if you're a girl or a boy.
User avatar #313 to #134 - delphine (06/13/2013) [-]
My second boyfriend would beat me when he'd drink, which was often. You think that doesn't mess with your heart? It does more than just physical damage. It damages your spirit and your ability to trust people.
User avatar #16 to #7 - sanguinesolitude (06/13/2013) [-]
just remember lifes not about the butthole pleasures.
User avatar #79 to #7 - wesselite (06/13/2013) [-]
Internet person loves you?
#293 to #7 - semierectnipple (06/13/2013) [-]
You're me with boobs.
Pic happens at least once a year because of a girl
User avatar #309 to #7 - isopodic (06/13/2013) [-]
"blame my life's problems on the rest of the male gender just because of a few assholes."

Feminism in a nutshell for ya here.
i fink u freeky
#216 to #7 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
omg a girl!
#181 to #7 - bummerdrummer (06/13/2013) [-]
incoming betas telling you not all guys are jerks
#17 - raybanned (06/13/2013) [-]
"fist girlfriend" no wonder she was a psycho ya shoved your hand in her pooper
#3 - ljxjlos (06/12/2013) [-]
Does **** like this really happen?
#81 to #3 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #192 to #81 - ljxjlos (06/13/2013) [-]
That´s pretty damn sad.
#77 to #3 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
The last one?

Iw as 16 in HS, liked a girl in my class. Casually talked to her every now and again, she sat in front of me to the left. Datass.jpg

Eventually work up the courage to ask her out. I approached her in the hallway a few minutes before class and asked if she wanted to go see a movie sometime or something, I had just got my license yada yada yada. Not only did she say no, but she laughed in my face and called my a ******* fat (I only weigh'd 200) loser who will kill himself before he hits 30.

Haven't asked a girl out since. Actually, now that I think about it, I haven't had any friends whom were girls since then, they basically avoided me. I wasn't a douche, I wasn't cynical, and I wasn't a bad person. They just talked behind my back and eventually mocking me turned into the "cool" thing. **** hurts man
User avatar #194 to #77 - ljxjlos (06/13/2013) [-]
This will change, dude. I was the most hated person in my school, the city of my school, my homevillage and most of the area because I used to say what I was thinking. Someday at the start of highschool I told one of the "cool guys" that he was a ************* asshole, since then he did everything to make everybody know that they should hate me. People were insulting me without even knowing me or having ever seen me. Having long hair and being friends with many girls didn´t help my case. Well, that went on for years, went worse and worse, there were fights, one of my few friends got pushed into glassshards and cut open his whole hand, I got a small knife in my leg...then, one day we were attacked by a whole group of people in the village, one being the one that made everyone hate me - his friends wanted to see him attack me himself, at least once because they were wondering why he didn´t do anything himself. He hit me in the face, I pushed him to the ground, knee in the stomach, knee to the face, I don´t even know how many hits I gave him until he cried. Took only seconds and 4 of his friends kicked me down and kicked me around for minutes, tho, while the others attacked my friends...it wasn´t nice at all. But well, seeing how I made the one that started all cry, I started to fight back, some days later another asshole tried to punch me right in class (one nearly everybody hated as much as me, but for other reasons). I punched back, I talked back to those who insulted me - not with insults, but with clever responses. Suddenly I wasn´t hated anymore, people started to approach me, I made more and more friends, got some beautiful girlfriends...until the end of Highschool I was included everywhere, friends, parties, etc. ...and now on University, everythings cool.
Those things change I promise you.
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User avatar #382 to #125 - imofcnotharveydent (06/24/2013) [-]
If it was me I would be very fat actually, but if you got some muscle, I would say you could be a mix of strong and a layer of fat outside that.
#304 - tiddycats (06/13/2013) [-]
>Last one
Sir, that is when you smack a bitch.
#283 - silverlance (06/13/2013) [-]
That ******* last post
#29 - Eiza (06/13/2013) [-]
Watched everyone around me get involved in relationships over the past few years
95% of the girls in my city and around my city are idiots, promiscuous, jerks, or all of the above
I'm not the best-looking dude either
When I find a girl who's smart, calm, and not a jerk, I work up the courage to talk to them but soon figure out that they're taken
That happened for the fifth time, so I gave up and tried the dating site thing
No one's interested
I quit.
#80 to #29 - slowchild (06/13/2013) [-]
I'll just put these feels with the limes..
#78 to #29 - clifford (06/13/2013) [-]
I know were you coming from man, I'm not the best looking ether the woman in my town are 18-20, think that there 30-40-and act like a bunch of 			*******		 14 year olds.   
I also tried the dating thing never got but one reply (out of over 440 email sent over a three month period she did a little flirting so I asked her if she wanted to go out and eat, talk, get to know each other and she said that i was to young for her (this was back in mid April and on that year this years May I turned 20) OK so I'm about to turn 20 in about a moth and her dumb ass is 21...... Needless to say I was quit relieved she didn't mean anything by her flirt because I don't want to wast my time with an airhead but still I sent over 440 minus 1 			*******		 emails and no one wanted to talk to me. I didn't send emails to just the 'babes' i sent to everybody that shared similar interests with me beauty is only skin deep, on chatrullet  (or however it's spelled) was on a woman about my age was on the other cam, by now I expexted her to shut off on me but she didn't so we talked for a few minutes and then said &quot;well I was kinda wanting to talk to a cute guy instead sooooo........&quot; then she hit the 			*******		 next button.   
   
   
   
But I don't get depresed by it  because untill about 3 years ago I didn't talk to other people hell couldn't go too school after sixth grade because of ocd, Tourette syndrome, adhd, and my Aspergers which I see as a good thing, still makes talking to people a bitch. Sorry for the long read just wanted to show there are some other people going thru the same 			********		. as a reward here is one of my favorite gifs.
I know were you coming from man, I'm not the best looking ether the woman in my town are 18-20, think that there 30-40-and act like a bunch of ******* 14 year olds.
I also tried the dating thing never got but one reply (out of over 440 email sent over a three month period she did a little flirting so I asked her if she wanted to go out and eat, talk, get to know each other and she said that i was to young for her (this was back in mid April and on that year this years May I turned 20) OK so I'm about to turn 20 in about a moth and her dumb ass is 21...... Needless to say I was quit relieved she didn't mean anything by her flirt because I don't want to wast my time with an airhead but still I sent over 440 minus 1 ******* emails and no one wanted to talk to me. I didn't send emails to just the 'babes' i sent to everybody that shared similar interests with me beauty is only skin deep, on chatrullet (or however it's spelled) was on a woman about my age was on the other cam, by now I expexted her to shut off on me but she didn't so we talked for a few minutes and then said "well I was kinda wanting to talk to a cute guy instead sooooo........" then she hit the ******* next button.



But I don't get depresed by it because untill about 3 years ago I didn't talk to other people hell couldn't go too school after sixth grade because of ocd, Tourette syndrome, adhd, and my Aspergers which I see as a good thing, still makes talking to people a bitch. Sorry for the long read just wanted to show there are some other people going thru the same ******** . as a reward here is one of my favorite gifs.


User avatar #42 to #29 - kingofdogs (06/13/2013) [-]
Buy supercomputer, buy ******* of games, play games for thhe rest of your life.

I would if I could
#70 to #29 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
I found a girl who was nice, sweet and shy.
Got the nerve to ask her out. She said yes.
cheated on me two weeks ago. Still pretty broken up.
#89 to #70 - liekmelk (06/13/2013) [-]
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#90 to #89 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
thanks friend
thanks friend
#94 to #90 - liekmelk (06/13/2013) [-]
ANYTIME I just want people to be happy   
she is the bitches   
you are da bomb.
ANYTIME I just want people to be happy
she is the bitches
you are da bomb.
#95 to #94 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
I want people to be happy too.
She was my first girlfriend, so it hurts all the more

And no, yo da bomb because you go out of your way to make stranger's days a little better
#99 to #95 - liekmelk (06/13/2013) [-]
I get genuinely upset when i read all the sad posts of cheating and douchebaggery on this page. I just want to give everyone one hugs and tell them they're beautiful. You sir are an amazing person and should feel amazing. Im so so sorry your first girlfriend was a ho, trust me it gets better.   
 Just so you know every time you've replied to my comment I've smiled.   
maybe its because i'm on my period   
IM SO HORMONAL
I get genuinely upset when i read all the sad posts of cheating and douchebaggery on this page. I just want to give everyone one hugs and tell them they're beautiful. You sir are an amazing person and should feel amazing. Im so so sorry your first girlfriend was a ho, trust me it gets better.
Just so you know every time you've replied to my comment I've smiled.
maybe its because i'm on my period
IM SO HORMONAL
#333 to #99 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
Then smile again.
I hope you get better go back to normal soon

The sympathy is nice, but I know its empty, sure I feel bad, but who knows if I was a total dick to her and I just didn't know it. Thank you anyway. and I hope it gets better
User avatar #71 to #70 - cheated (06/13/2013) [-]
Same thing has happened to me, buddy.

I've been riding solo by choice though.

But if you want to find the right girl, keep looking. Don't forget that she's looking for you, too.
#74 to #71 - alucord (06/13/2013) [-]
Thanks, I was new to the school, and turned out she had a reputation for that, but no one bothered telling me.

I probably won't try again for a while, thanks for inspiration though. Good luck to you too.
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User avatar #330 - diruslupis (06/13/2013) [-]
I'm a lesbian. I'm not saying this for attention before anyone gets any ideas it's relevant to my story.
>Be me, 17 at the time
>Me and this girl from my socio class got really close, as in trading clothes close which in case you didn't know is pretty damn close.
>She tells me that she likes me and I'm like " **** yes!" (internally of course I'm not mental)
>I tell her I like her too and ask her out and she agrees and things are all gravy.
>7-8 months into the relationship and she never lets me make any form of move unless they're are other people around. (At first I thought she was worried I'd go too far or some **** as I have quite a reputation which is mainly do to several drunken moments and a few petty man-boys that spread rumors about me after finding out I wasn't joking about the whole penis embargo thing)
>Reassure her that I'm not like that and ask if there's a problem besides what she's heard.
>Turns out she went out with me so that people would think she is cool and lesbian and unique and all that **** .
>What a ******* scumbag bitch. Seriously though FJ does anyone on here have any idea why a person would stoop so low?

Seriously Tiff if you're reading this then **** you. You are the single most vile person I have ever encountered and I hope to god that you **** with the wrong person one day and get all that **** thrown right back in your face you self-centered, immature cow.

TL;DR: I'm lesbian. Some bitch went out with me so people would think she was different n **** . Tiffs a bitch.
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#343 to #330 - scotlandhome (06/13/2013) [-]
Bitches these days....(her not you) Who's to blame her though? Lesbians are awesome. I'm on a rugby team with a female side and they're more fun than the men on my team.
Bitches these days....(her not you) Who's to blame her though? Lesbians are awesome. I'm on a rugby team with a female side and they're more fun than the men on my team.
User avatar #363 to #343 - diruslupis (06/13/2013) [-]
Well being a lesbian I obviously have no problem with those who wan to experiment but just ******* around with someone so other people notice you is a scummy thing to do in my book.
#334 to #330 - spidahridah (06/13/2013) [-]
"why a person would stoop so low"?

As if that's an uncommon thing. Most people you'll find in school and urban environments are self-centered painbreeders more than willing to manipulate and screw anyone over for egoistical purposes.
User avatar #364 to #334 - diruslupis (06/13/2013) [-]
But why? I mean seriously, why don't people just y'know act normally instead of being complete assholes?
User avatar #365 to #364 - spidahridah (06/13/2013) [-]
Because you live in a capitalistic society where everything is about oneself and personal gain, hunny. Sad as it is.
User avatar #366 to #365 - diruslupis (06/13/2013) [-]
The words ring true as sad as it is to hear them. I just wish more people gave a crap about others.
#346 to #330 - slumberdonkey (06/13/2013) [-]
&gt;penis embargo
>penis embargo
User avatar #362 to #346 - diruslupis (06/13/2013) [-]
I heard the term from a film I believe and it's just stuck with me :3
#375 to #362 - slumberdonkey (06/13/2013) [-]
still makes me laugh a little   
heh, penis embargo
still makes me laugh a little
heh, penis embargo
#193 - danzmaniak (06/13/2013) [-]
> be 15/16 kinda of a beta fag
>get to know a girl from my class
>she's awesome , shy and cute , my type of girl
>treat her like a ************* queen.
>FF some months , yep she's the one ask her to be my gf
>says she's scared to get in a relationship with me
>thing's start to go down hill since then
>find out she had been with a guy from other town
>rage hard , we stop talking
>summer starts still feeling quite down
>find out she's got a new boyfriend and he's 6 years older then her. 21-15
>shy one's can be total bitches.

3 years have passed still carry some memories of her , and last night i saw her at a concert , feeling pretty low , never really got over it im a betafag.
User avatar #203 to #193 - neonbrony (06/13/2013) [-]
report the boyfriend for molestation, and then she is free to you
#207 to #203 - danzmaniak (06/13/2013) [-]
ahah , he left her and you wanna know the strange part ? my name is Daniel Santos , and he left her for a girl called Daniela Santos , the coincidences are every where i don't get it , everywhere i go i either find her or someone related to her , is this a prank or...? that's the main reason i can't get over it , things keep happening that remind me of her.
User avatar #208 to #207 - neonbrony (06/13/2013) [-]
hey maybe its meant for yall to work out, who said getting the girl was easy. Go for her!
#212 to #208 - danzmaniak (06/13/2013) [-]
inb4 i make myself look like a douche again , meh ill try to talk to her it will be awkward as 			****		 though , but if it works out , it will be thanks to you fellow funnyjunker
inb4 i make myself look like a douche again , meh ill try to talk to her it will be awkward as **** though , but if it works out , it will be thanks to you fellow funnyjunker
User avatar #213 to #212 - neonbrony (06/13/2013) [-]
no problem, tell me if it works out between yall two!
#377 to #213 - danzmaniak (06/13/2013) [-]
so i went and talked to her , things went better then expected , let's see where this leads to
User avatar #379 to #377 - neonbrony (06/14/2013) [-]
fantastic!
#227 to #208 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Sweet / Santos/ write to the Dailey planet!! Front page sure there is ANOTHER STORY BOUT BEATING OF WIFE BY THIS MAN/ HENCE NO REAL COMMITMENT.
#236 - kaboomz (06/13/2013) [-]
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dat last one
#98 - alboorack (06/13/2013) [-]
....always the answer.
User avatar #258 - brenton (06/13/2013) [-]
>Be 14
>In love with neighborhood kid's gf of 3 years.
>Kid's name is Courtland, and he is a complete douche to her, all the time.
>At a Phillies game, just the three of us.
>"Court, are we going to Homecoming?"
>" **** no. I hate that **** . If you wanna go so bad, find someone else to take you."
>Timidly asks me, "Brent? Will you go with me? I've just never been, and I want to go at least once before I graduate."

>Be 23, married this same girl last summer.
>Thanks, Courtland.

I was lucky, but one day it will happen to you guys. You'll meet someone, and life will suddenly be perfect. Chin up, FJ.
User avatar #259 to #258 - brenton (06/13/2013) [-]
*Clarified version
#290 to #258 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
I don't want to get married, I'll get a relationship, but never marry.
User avatar #298 to #290 - brenton (06/13/2013) [-]
There aren't many girls out there that would commit to an extended relationship without even the possibility of marriage somewhere in the distant future. Plus, after 8 years of dating the same person, your views on relationships tend to change.
User avatar #354 to #258 - brenton (06/13/2013) [-]
*Prom

Homecoming is during football season, obviously.
#186 - devilmay (06/13/2013) [-]
I gave up since not too long actually
> Be 23
>be in a family not very rich, but you know we're living
> fell in love with a girl from my college
> we got engaged
> her family is happy coz I can afford a decent life to their girl by working with my dad
> war starts in my country
> **** hits the fan
> destruction and blood everywhere
> dad loses his job
> I'm fresh graduated and no one wanna hire me ( the ones who didn't blow up )
> tried to travel outside my country, no one wanna accept me in their country
> her dad started to get pissed off since we're engaged for too long and he wants us to get married
> we're getting poorer and poorer
> on my ass all day, nothing to do, and afraid to get out the home coz ****** dangerous
> I stopped caring
> engaged for a year and still count
> MFW **** this **** , I wanna commit suicide
User avatar #306 to #186 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
What country do you live in?
User avatar #368 to #306 - devilmay (06/13/2013) [-]
Syria
User avatar #370 to #368 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
Hang in there bud, things are gonna get better hopefully
User avatar #373 to #370 - devilmay (06/13/2013) [-]
I hope so, thank you kind sir
User avatar #214 to #186 - ninjapuppies (06/13/2013) [-]
Hang in there, things will get better eventually.
User avatar #369 to #214 - devilmay (06/13/2013) [-]
Thank you
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