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Very old but funny

File: 122852407955. i - 46. 453x604 fl seer ion."
I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 41 No. was El
Last night some firends and I made a scorpion fly.
This wasn' t an adventure for our own sick personal amusement, no sir, it wasn' t. This scorpion was a pussy and we
were going to make a goddamn man out of him.
He wouldn' t sting anyone, no matter how much you would prod or poke him. He wouldn' t pinch anyone. He just sat
and took the blows, the seine way a three year old would.
After tying to his Pincers, tail, and body, we tied those to a balloon. Instead of making him float straight to the
top of the room, though, we added weight, making the hallo on virtually neutrally buoyant.
The result was this scorpion being able to glide around the room. This musthave awoken the man inside of him, because we can' t even touch him
anymore without him stinging or pinching us.
I mama 08/ 12/ 05( Fri) 16: 42 No. were
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look at this man
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I dont care if this is a repost or cruel. You sir win all my intenets for a week.
I frakkin LC/ LT)
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#106 - PenguinsOfMars (04/02/2012) [-]
So that's how people talked on the internet 7 years ago...
#126 to #106 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
it's gotten much worse....
#121 to #106 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
They still do.....
User avatar #66 - olibear (04/02/2012) [-]
<Be scorpion.
<See group of humans
<be nice to humans, try to make friends
<humans prod and poke, but be nice and take it
<humans tie me to birthday balloon
< ************ !
<get stuck in the air
<they prod and poke me again
< scorpion uses sting
<it wasn't very effective
<humans laugh and smile
<see window is open
<fly off into space
<i'm an astropion!
#67 to #66 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
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> HURRRRRRRR
#117 - pastywhiteboy (04/02/2012) [-]
maybe im just an oblivious white kid from maine, but isnt it bad when a scorpion stings you....?
maybe im just an oblivious white kid from maine, but isnt it bad when a scorpion stings you....?
#118 to #117 - slandersalamander (04/02/2012) [-]
Another Mainer!

Side note, it depends on the kind of scorpion. Some are fatal, some are just mildly painful.
#122 to #118 - pastywhiteboy (04/02/2012) [-]
please dont rape my family....
#123 to #122 - slandersalamander (04/02/2012) [-]
I promise nothing.
#41 - whiskeyfish (04/02/2012) [-]
mfw
User avatar #168 - CorporalObvious (04/02/2012) [-]
Little did they know, the scorpion, now armed with the secrets of flight, returned to his people and shared with them his newfound knowledge. This is how our downfall started.
#104 - HaloMythbuster (04/02/2012) [-]
MFW Repost
MFW Repost
User avatar #142 to #104 - commontroll (04/02/2012) [-]
*sixteen thousandth time.

Just thought I'd correct you there. I love it every time, no matter how often it's posted.
#18 - bosskiss (04/02/2012) [-]
4chan changing mini pussy's to  Alpha Scorpions
4chan changing mini pussy's to Alpha Scorpions
#191 - dtox (04/02/2012) [-]
The scorpionfly has competition....
User avatar #193 to #191 - DisgruntledTomato (04/02/2012) [-]
Please say that is not real
User avatar #198 to #196 - DisgruntledTomato (04/02/2012) [-]
wait hold on, the stinger is its cock. Why would evolution do that, it is hardly practical wielding a wang bigger than your face.
User avatar #200 to #198 - thepsyklopz (04/02/2012) [-]
completely illogical
User avatar #208 to #200 - GenBlase (04/02/2012) [-]
Yet black people have a huge wang.....
User avatar #210 to #208 - thepsyklopz (04/02/2012) [-]
also illogical
#141 - iamphoenix (04/02/2012) [-]
4chan made flying scorpions. We're all ****** .
#129 - Captainunhelpful (04/02/2012) [-]
<-- The scorpion
#55 - melolsoohard (04/02/2012) [-]
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #219 at Problem teacher? ** we're 			******
**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #219 at Problem teacher? ** we're ******
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User avatar #68 to #55 - stallwallwriter (04/02/2012) [-]
This is one of the more horrific relevant rolls I've ever seen.
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#255 to #77 - avyon (04/03/2012) [-]
the bus rolled on its side but since the camera didn't change its position relative to the bus it just looked like all the children flew off to the side.   
   
picture unrelated
the bus rolled on its side but since the camera didn't change its position relative to the bus it just looked like all the children flew off to the side.

picture unrelated
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#1 - ragingbrony (04/02/2012) [-]
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It's time to make a man out of You scorpion!!
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#172 to #1 - tripster (04/02/2012) [-]
mfw i find out captain li shang's singing voice is donny osmond.
#3 to #1 - jaredsaurus (04/02/2012) [-]
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
#4 to #3 - ragingbrony (04/02/2012) [-]
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To defeat....the huns!!
#5 to #4 - jaredsaurus (04/02/2012) [-]
Did they send me daughters?
#6 to #5 - ragingbrony (04/02/2012) [-]
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When I asked for sons?
#7 to #6 - jaredsaurus (04/02/2012) [-]
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met...
#9 to #7 - ragingbrony (04/02/2012) [-]
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But you can bet. before we're through
#10 to #9 - jaredsaurus (04/02/2012) [-]
Mister I'll... make a man... out of you...
#11 to #10 - ragingbrony (04/02/2012) [-]
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Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within
Once you find your center, you are sure to win
#12 to #11 - jaredsaurus (04/02/2012) [-]
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you...
#13 to #12 - thelastgemini (04/02/2012) [-]
I'm never gonna catch my breath...
#16 to #13 - gingermidgit (04/02/2012) [-]
Say goodbye to those who knew me..
#17 to #16 - jugglingtacos (04/02/2012) [-]
Boy was I fool in school for cutting gym
Boy was I fool in school for cutting gym
#19 to #17 - gingermidgit (04/02/2012) [-]
This guy's got 'em scared to death
This guy's got 'em scared to death
#20 to #19 - jugglingtacos (04/02/2012) [-]
hope he doesn't see right through me
#22 to #20 - gingermidgit (04/02/2012) [-]
Now I really wish I knew how to swim!
#189 to #22 - genephil (04/02/2012) [-]
Women of Funnyjunk, SING THIS TO YOUR MAN AS YOU TAKE HIS VIRGINITY.
#39 to #22 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
#282 to #39 - crazypat (04/03/2012) [-]
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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#14 to #13 - xproqlimax (04/02/2012) [-]
C-C-C-C-C-C Combo Breaker!!
#24 to #14 - pulu (04/02/2012) [-]
Be a man
#32 to #31 - pulu (04/02/2012) [-]
Time is racing toward us
#40 to #32 - kakariko (04/02/2012) [-]
Till the huns, arrive
#53 to #40 - TomHamilton (04/02/2012) [-]
Heed my every order, and you might survive.
#62 to #53 - gingermidgit (04/02/2012) [-]
You're unsuited for the rage of war
#63 to #62 - fublahman (04/02/2012) [-]
So pack up, go home you're through
So pack up, go home you're through
#65 to #63 - pulu (04/02/2012) [-]
How could I make a man out of you?
#92 to #65 - kakariko (04/02/2012) [-]
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river   
(Be a man) With all the force of the great typhoon    
(Be a man) With all the strength of the raging fire    
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon~
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man) With all the force of the great typhoon
(Be a man) With all the strength of the raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon~
User avatar #220 to #65 - piclemaniscool (04/02/2012) [-]
I just want to let everyone know that I sang the whole thing out loud.
#96 to #65 - gespony (04/02/2012) [-]
(Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river
(Be a man) With all the force of the great typhoon
(Be a man) With all the strength of the raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon~
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User avatar #245 to #6 - jrdnlws (04/03/2012) [-]
No they gave you;

Scorpions!
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#128 to #4 - anon (04/02/2012) [-]
#294 - whersmydinerbtch (04/03/2012) [-]
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#156 - awesomeevil (04/02/2012) [-]
Only 4chan..
User avatar #100 - iwatchtheworldburn (04/02/2012) [-]
Flying scorpions. And I was thinking zombies would destroy the human race..
#82 - warrenmarkov (04/02/2012) [-]
and thats how this happened
and thats how this happened
#74 - atomis (04/02/2012) [-]
#183 - cockshitasshole (04/02/2012) [-]
Their faces when it 			*******		 glides towards them
Their faces when it ******* glides towards them
User avatar #150 - cloukora (04/02/2012) [-]
Then the scorpion returned to its people and begun building an army of flying scorpions.
#272 - theracistpanda (04/03/2012) [-]
the solution
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#311 to #272 - jedimasternoob (04/03/2012) [-]
CAN IZ DRINK IT AFTER DOLAN SAYZ I COULD
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