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I Anonymous ' 13( ? Nail Replies::_ ttr_ 706364
File: HIE, 205x258, , jpg)
sit nephew
to play my games
Hell him okay
Gforce him to play en normal mode
Caries about not being able to play an easy
why
Hell him because only casual ***** play en easy.
Two months later,
Waatching him again
sst him play my games
plays an hard
Hells me about he was laughing at his Faglord' friends who play an easy
I' converted him he
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#1 - therichie ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #6 - staticwolf (07/24/2013) [-]
Love this. Let me spin you some tales.

I am a heavy gamer, and my ex girlfriend couldn't cope with it. Even worse, she was a horrible loser, and a horrible winner. Beat her in a game? Should of gone easier on her, huge strop, literally childish response. Let her win? She brags and boasts and says how she can always do it. I mean, **** , we once played chess and I actually struggled to lose convincingly. Then, after a grueling amount of time losing, she had the nerve to brag. I cannot stress how terrible she was at this. This went for any game though, be it video or not, and losing was a way to incur her wrath. When she once asked me why I didn't go easy on her, I gave her the honest truth; I'm good at games, and if you're not challenged, you won't improve. She didn't like this concept. (In slightly related news, I recently learnt she's decided to study for a doctorate. Take note of everything I just said and appreciate why I laughed so hard at this idea. She barely made it through one year of Uni).

I can never recall where I picked this line up, but I always say, "Learn to fight with two swords." The idea being, it's more difficult to fight with two swords than one, so you become better than you could ever be training with just one sword, and faster. Take this with a pinch of salt, obviously, because they're two different fighting styles, but you get the idea.

People do better when they're FORCED to do better.

/Storytime
User avatar #72 to #6 - spceinvdr (07/24/2013) [-]
you are a gentleman and a scholar.
#173 to #6 - stlassassinfhc (07/25/2013) [-]
I do pullups and run with a weighted vest so it is easier for me to do them without. Same concept with what you have here
User avatar #214 to #6 - trollraid (07/25/2013) [-]
"Learn to fight with two swords."

That's from Zoro in One Piece ya magnificent basterd.
User avatar #217 to #6 - snaresinger (07/25/2013) [-]
As a music major, we have a similar motto. "If you can do it at 160 bpm, you can do it at 120. If you can do it ten times in a row without mistakes, you can do it once."
#9 to #6 - trickytrickster (07/24/2013) [-]
Ugh. Been there done that bro. I know the feel.
#68 to #6 - redtooth (07/24/2013) [-]
That's a legit cool story, bro.
User avatar #86 to #6 - chiopet (07/25/2013) [-]
damn..... i came here for a laugh and then got inspired....
User avatar #80 to #6 - blackrookfiend (07/25/2013) [-]
Was about to point out how different the style of fighting with one weapon is to fighting with two, but then saw the "pinch of salt" and instead typed this.
#81 to #6 - lean (07/25/2013) [-]
I could not tolerate a girlfriend who would not at least be a competent opponent in chess.
#7 to #6 - mungeholio (07/24/2013) [-]
aaaand the speech of the year goes to ...... staticwolf
User avatar #15 to #6 - sez (07/24/2013) [-]
what i understood: your ex-gf is hot
#85 - marlton ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
#146 - lockstin (07/25/2013) [-]
Personally, i usually go with normal difficulty at most (if its a game about immersion and story rather than agam thats ABOUT the challenge). not because im not good enough to play on hardest, but because more often then not hardest is game breaking, i shot a guy perfecly in the face at point blank 12 times with a crossbow, and hes only at 2/3 health? game ruining. id prefer if increasing difficulty made the enemies smarter rather than just have more hp.
Personally, i usually go with normal difficulty at most (if its a game about immersion and story rather than agam thats ABOUT the challenge). not because im not good enough to play on hardest, but because more often then not hardest is game breaking, i shot a guy perfecly in the face at point blank 12 times with a crossbow, and hes only at 2/3 health? game ruining. id prefer if increasing difficulty made the enemies smarter rather than just have more hp.
#207 to #146 - jakeattack (07/25/2013) [-]
Mass effec did a pretty good job at this
User avatar #149 - JENNAY (07/25/2013) [-]
I play on easy usually because I'm just terrible
User avatar #150 to #149 - commandersaurus (07/25/2013) [-]
prepare to be called a casual because it will happen
User avatar #153 to #150 - JENNAY (07/25/2013) [-]
I've been called worse
User avatar #155 to #153 - commandersaurus (07/25/2013) [-]
yea i have been called worse too
User avatar #152 to #150 - JENNAY (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't usually online game or anything so the only people that can laugh at me are the people around me and probably the bosses in their heads
#118 - pappathethird (07/25/2013) [-]
<--- Him in a few years
#167 - Schwarzenegger (07/25/2013) [-]
Mfw 'faglord'
#164 - worried (07/25/2013) [-]
storytime ******* :
>be me
>be in my early 20's
>dont wanna toot my own horn but my mom says im a player
>but shes always bitchin and complaining that its gonna catch up to me
>one day i was at a club and met this really hot chick at the club
>she was flawless, perfect 10.... we danced all ******* night till like 3am
>after that we went to a hotel, she couldn't keep her hands off me
>all a blur that night, i wake up the next morning to a note " Had a great time last night... -BJ
>a year later, BJ comes up to me with a ******* 3 month old baby
>bitch tried to ******* stick me with the kid
>now i spend my days fighting it off in court saying that the ******* baby isnt mine
>at it for like 40 days and forty ******* nights
>mom called on the phone telling me be careful what i do cuz the Lie became the truth
>and i said Billie Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who claims that i am the one.... but the kid is not my son
#145 - twofreegerbils (07/25/2013) [-]
Big boss emblem master race reporting in

**** the bike chase.
#124 - shfiftyfive (07/25/2013) [-]
Played God of War Ascension on hard first time. I 			*******		 hated the trial of Archimedes. I never raged so hard.     
MFW
Played God of War Ascension on hard first time. I ******* hated the trial of Archimedes. I never raged so hard.
MFW
#133 to #124 - senkra (07/25/2013) [-]
'MFW' no F in gif...
User avatar #134 to #133 - shfiftyfive (07/25/2013) [-]
BOMHW 'Back of my head when'
#74 - motherfuckingkenji (07/24/2013) [-]
****		 difficulty levels, man.   
I always play on medium and HATE doing hard. Especially when there are achievements for doing so because that means I'll never get them.   
HOWEVER, I am currently just about to complete Kingdom Hearts 2 on Critical Mode, which is absolutely 			*******		 ridickilus.   
After a 20-minute battle with at least a dozen deaths, I managed to defeat Sephiroth. 			****		 yeah.  I was so excited that I actually recorded it and am uploading it to Youtube right now because why the 			****		 not.
**** difficulty levels, man.
I always play on medium and HATE doing hard. Especially when there are achievements for doing so because that means I'll never get them.
HOWEVER, I am currently just about to complete Kingdom Hearts 2 on Critical Mode, which is absolutely ******* ridickilus.
After a 20-minute battle with at least a dozen deaths, I managed to defeat Sephiroth. **** yeah. I was so excited that I actually recorded it and am uploading it to Youtube right now because why the **** not.
User avatar #100 to #74 - thatscrewedupkid (07/25/2013) [-]
what i usually do is start on normal, then hard, then veteran/extreme/balls to the wall etc.

i warm up to it
#104 to #74 - dtanobo (07/25/2013) [-]
I remember vsing Demyx on Proud and I lost my **** at the boss numerous times. I couldn't stand the water clones. After you get the fireworks team move, everything is easy
User avatar #107 to #104 - motherfuckingkenji (07/25/2013) [-]
But that's Proud Mode.
Critical Mode is FAR worse (and only available in the Final Mix version).
Enemies do 2x damage, you get 3/4 the EXP and your max HP and MP is always half of any other difficulty (you get 10 HP increase rather than 20 and your max is only 60 rather than 120).
There are a couple benefits however; you get 3 AP per increase rather than 2 and you start the game with 50 AP and unlock a few of abilities that aren't overly helpful on Roxas' third day.
#108 to #107 - dtanobo (07/25/2013) [-]
See I wanted to try critical but if I remember correctly, that was only in KH2 Final Mix? Proud eventually got easy since it's always about getting past a certain point and then you have the perfect abilities. I relied more on summons rather than the forms. Final Form is always going to be insane though. Dying for the KH 2.5 hd game. I hope they let you play Birth By Sleep
User avatar #117 to #108 - motherfuckingkenji (07/25/2013) [-]
I never use summons (except to get 5000 points on the Titan Cup); I don't see how they're even helpful. Although I sometimes use Drive Forms when I feel I ought to, I generally just stick with normal form. After all, all of my forms are maxed out (except Limit Form, I never use it) so I get all the crazy awesome abilities like Glide and High Jump. The main problem I have with FInal is that if you're in the air, it's impossible to hit anything because all you do is swing above their heads and the combos are so long you can't stop for quite some time. That's why I usually use Master, because it does that spinning thing that sucks in enemies and is actually how I finished off Saïx. And the Magnet Swing ability in normal form is just amazing.
Do you know when KH2.5 is coming out? I got an email about it earlier this year but I must have deleted it and I can't even find anything about it on Google.

Do you remember years ago when the FInal Mix was released and people thought The Gathering video after the credits when you beat it on Critical was a trailer for KH2 but it turned out to be a teaser for BBS? I remember thinking the trailer was so badass but made no sense to my younger self. Now that I've seen it again and read all about those 3, I can understand everything that went on in the video. And now there's a BBS video that shows the 3 fighting Xehanort and Ventus getting face-raped. 'Tis grand.
I've still never played any game besides KH2, though.
#119 to #117 - dtanobo (07/25/2013) [-]
See I could barely defeat Xigbar without the fireworks move. Uhm no news on it yet but they said they will do it. 1.5 HD doesn't really entice me much because I loved the gameplay for KH2 way more than 1 even though it was more action heavy. I really hope BBS is more than just the cutscenes and the actual game.

Yeah and people thought that it was like kairi, riku and sora but ended up being completely new characters. I really want to see what they are going to do with 3 now that it's announced. Something about Xehanort coming back
User avatar #125 to #119 - motherfuckingkenji (07/25/2013) [-]
Were they really new characters by that point? I was sure they were introduced in Dream Drop Distance or something. I don't know, I don't even know the order of the games.
I kind of hope Xehanort comes back since Leonard Nimoy's glorious golden voice should be heard in more than just a game or two. However, I also hope he doesn't since every version of him is dead and gone. I want there to be a new antagonist and everything, that way it almost guarantees a few more games.

But think about this; due to the fact that next-gen games are on Bluray discs which have FAR more storage than current-gen DVDs, can you imagine how big the game is going to be? It would probably include almost every world the series has previously had as well as every world Disney has created since then. I'd hate to see how they handle the old worlds, though, since you basically just played through the movies they're from.
I also hope they don't mess with the combat mechanics too much; they're pretty damn good the way they are.
User avatar #106 to #74 - RamzaBeoulve (07/25/2013) [-]
Kingdom Hearts 2 was so much easier than the first, at least to me. But then, I was much younger when I played it. Also **** Sephiroth in KH1's arena. Just. **** him.
User avatar #175 to #74 - zonicoi (07/25/2013) [-]
I was about to say "Don't you mean Proud mode?"
Then I remembered I'm american and don't get Final mix.
User avatar #223 to #175 - motherfuckingkenji (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm American too, I just got the .iso for FInal Mix from TPB. I also got the first KH.
Speaking of which, I desperately want to play Shadows of the Colossus since I never have and have always heard it's the most titsgasmic game to exist, but I don't seem to recall what the domain for TPB was. I mean, is it .org, .sz, what I don't know.
User avatar #224 to #223 - zonicoi (07/25/2013) [-]
Ah, **** , I never thought of that.
And it's .sx, and I got SOTC awhile ago and for being a PS2 game its still an amazing game. The controls are a bit strange but not that bad.
#121 to #74 - andromedika (07/25/2013) [-]
link the video
link the video
User avatar #128 to #121 - motherfuckingkenji (07/25/2013) [-]
It's only at 65% as of this moment because my upload speed is atrocious. It takes about 20 hours for me to upload a 20-ish minutes video.
It will probably be done in..... 5 hours? I dunno. A long ******* time.
Here you go anyways: youtu.be/Z8FhG7-KOi4


And oh my **** , I thought there wasn't even a single video of fighting Sephiroth on Critical but there are SOOOO many in the related videos. Uuuurrrrrgggghhh.
#130 to #128 - andromedika (07/25/2013) [-]
You've done well.
User avatar #219 to #130 - motherfuckingkenji (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, unless you're Brian Sandstrom and you've already seen it, the video's done.
You can just skip to 17:50 if you don't want to watch my 23 deaths.
#221 to #219 - andromedika (07/25/2013) [-]
I plan on watching every one of your failures with glee
#105 - snakefire (07/25/2013) [-]
I think I should reply every game I own on the hardest difficulty.
I think I should reply every game I own on the hardest difficulty.
#109 to #105 - nortledrones (07/25/2013) [-]
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Reply to them soon bro! You could hurt the game's feelings.
#110 to #109 - snakefire (07/25/2013) [-]
My "A" key doesn't work 100% of the time.
User avatar #112 to #110 - nortledrones (07/25/2013) [-]
My "A" key, brake-y heart.
#114 to #112 - snakefire (07/25/2013) [-]
Smug cunt. That was pretty goddamn clever.
Smug cunt. That was pretty goddamn clever.
#98 - turoox (07/25/2013) [-]
They need some sort of reward for playing hard/extreme, or else people will chose normalfag mode. The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings did marvelous adding extra gear for hard/Ultimate.
They need some sort of reward for playing hard/extreme, or else people will chose normalfag mode. The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings did marvelous adding extra gear for hard/Ultimate.
#84 - walkerjam (07/25/2013) [-]
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My favorite game, it's hard though.
User avatar #90 to #84 - anonkneemouse (07/25/2013) [-]
You should specify what is hard..
#126 - furiousmarshmellow (07/25/2013) [-]
&quot;Easy is for casual 			*****		.&quot;   
   
   
Or, you know, people new to the 			*******		 game/genre....
"Easy is for casual ***** ."


Or, you know, people new to the ******* game/genre....
#208 to #126 - greenlaredot (07/25/2013) [-]
if you are new to the game play it on hard. you get better way faster than on easy.
User avatar #209 to #126 - lolollo (07/25/2013) [-]
Most games worth their salt with have you understand about 90% of the game/genre within the first 10 minutes just from good conveyance. Most games I start off playing I play on medium, because when I play on easy, it feels like I miss out on the whole experience. Then when I become comfortable with the gameplay, I kick it up to hard.

I understand being new to the game, but most of the time you miss out when you play on easy...
User avatar #157 to #126 - pokeface (07/25/2013) [-]
Casual **** is to furiousmarshmellow as OP is to faggot.
User avatar #140 to #126 - sketchE (07/25/2013) [-]
the only game i have ever had to play on easy is dragon age origins. ***** hard as hell. everything else i can pick up and play on normal and eventualy hardcore or insane
#203 to #140 - John Cena (07/25/2013) [-]
What are you talking about, all you had to do was learn from your early mistakes and you were golden. If you didn't redo fights after you died, on the same difficulty, then obviously you wouldn't learn a thing...but seriously why wouldn't you
User avatar #204 to #203 - sketchE (07/25/2013) [-]
walk into room surrounded by enemies team dies almost instantly with the best armor i can find or afford and the best weapons only one enemy killed. happened a lot
User avatar #220 to #204 - makonendrak (07/25/2013) [-]
You probably didn't level your characters up properly, and you pretty much have to do all the side quests
User avatar #222 to #220 - sketchE (07/25/2013) [-]
i do all the side quests. it was a side quest that made me change
User avatar #188 to #126 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Or if you play it for the story and not for the challenge? (Mass Effect for example)
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#226 to #215 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
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#210 to #126 - europe (07/25/2013) [-]
Normal mode is perfectly fine for any game these days
Normal mode is perfectly fine for any game these days
#148 to #126 - WitchKingTroll (07/25/2013) [-]
...And therefore casual ***** ?
#129 to #126 - brutallyhonest (07/25/2013) [-]
Found the casual 			****		.   
   
   
 Just kidding I agree with you.
Found the casual **** .


Just kidding I agree with you.
#183 - beavisnbutthead (07/25/2013) [-]
I play on normal mode because i want to have a nice gaming experience. **** me, right?
#131 - senkra (07/25/2013) [-]
...soon he may start the true quest for hardcoreness.
#181 to #131 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Just gonna say, Demon's souls is a lot harder.
User avatar #192 to #181 - cubanwhiteman (07/25/2013) [-]
Can't wait to see how DS2 will be harder though.
#195 to #192 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
It shall be glorious!
User avatar #196 to #195 - cubanwhiteman (07/25/2013) [-]
Fave build in DS though is light armor +10/9 all across the boards, child mask, Dark Knight Greataxe and wood grain ring.

The rages.
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