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UK Vs US. Source: 4chan Subscribe for more!. Anonymous / 13( Sun) % The UK awalk outside sfunny British weather sstop at tea shop fer a cup ofthe queen' s Engli

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Anonymous / 13( Sun) %
The UK
awalk outside
sfunny British weather
sstop at tea shop fer a cup ofthe queen' s English tea
asit back and marinate in the sweet British ambiance
age to work
mice wage- despite being a pencil pusher
met tex benefits
wet tree council house in nice estate
met tree healthcare Fm Ill
we tree dental care m I went bether
we heme
wave crumpets and tea
ssing national anthem
asleep, dreaming ether majesty
In the US
malt of house destroyed by tornado
have been made opkmod
zbrush teeth and floss
the way to work
sstop at mcdonalds
met diabetes
may fer healthcare
lle. ave hospital
zbrush teeth and floss
whet by *******
100000 medical bill
zbrush teeth and floss
met to work in Walmart
wage
i) rfit people and rednecks everywhere
Helene flies into building
medical bill
zbrush teeth again. mere floss tee
we heme
lung we denne SUV timee
ssing national anthem
zbrush and floss
mettle of coke betere bed
we thankful I' m an American
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User avatar #11 - traks (12/09/2013) [-]
>Sunny
>Britain
Im from the US and I know those two words cannot be used together.
User avatar #2 - deadprisoner (12/08/2013) [-]
"sunny British weather" it didn't take very long for this whole story to become a lie.
User avatar #18 to #2 - toosexyforyou (12/09/2013) [-]
Was about to say the same thing
-2
#19 to #2 - gowge has deleted their comment [-]
#83 to #2 - lasmamoe (12/09/2013) [-]
Lovely weather in the uk
#173 to #2 - kingofsports (12/09/2013) [-]
Also when it said "floss." Let's be real, telling your dentist you have been flossing is one if the most common lies.
User avatar #185 to #2 - iamaniceperson (12/09/2013) [-]
I love rain. It's cold and confortable, and it cleans the blood of my hands.
User avatar #6 to #2 - hellomynameisgodsy (12/08/2013) [-]
Not to mention council house and "nice estate" in the same sentence.
#133 to #6 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Im from the south east, found this pretty spot on actually.
User avatar #149 to #133 - squiresparkle (12/09/2013) [-]
I'm from Reading. There is just no such thing as a nice estate.
User avatar #212 to #133 - jammyz (12/09/2013) [-]
Don't say you're from Ashford.

No estate in the chav-crammed town of Ashford is nice.

Nor is Margate, Ramsgate, and Gravesend.
#157 to #133 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
>South East
>Nice Estate

Pick one.
#13 - freenarative (12/09/2013) [-]
Sunny. Ah, I remember that. it was the best 30 seconds of the year.
#5 - huntronicles (12/08/2013) [-]
This image has expired
That skull represents the credibility of this post when it said "sunny British weather"
User avatar #166 to #5 - metalmind (12/09/2013) [-]
Hey, it's less rainy than here in Germany.
User avatar #16 to #5 - mehmachine (12/09/2013) [-]
Is there sauce for that gif? Im really curious.
User avatar #30 to #16 - eanirae (12/09/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLzDEwhwjlo
Tried to backsearch the gif, got a 'best estimated guess' and took the top youtube link.
#218 to #16 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
It's from king in the car park you pleb
#40 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
uk:
walk outside
stabbed by filthy chavs
User avatar #50 to #40 - vonspyder (12/09/2013) [-]
You must live in Leeds.
User avatar #186 to #50 - sodaberg (12/09/2013) [-]
Leeds!
User avatar #89 to #40 - toensix (12/09/2013) [-]
stabbed>shot
#90 to #89 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Being stabbed hurts way more then being shot.
User avatar #97 to #90 - butterisgood (12/09/2013) [-]
At least you don't, you know... ******* die
User avatar #109 to #97 - TastyBurger (12/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to die from getting shot either. A knife does more internal damage from when they pull it out wrong.
User avatar #112 to #109 - butterisgood (12/09/2013) [-]
good point.
User avatar #42 to #40 - heartlessrobot (12/09/2013) [-]
Then you sit for weeks in a waiting room behind dozens of hypochondriacs because they can go for free.
#143 - kanadetenshi (12/09/2013) [-]
*sunny british weather*
*sunny british weather*
#153 to #143 - yuukoku (12/09/2013) [-]
I had to go back and see if OP actually said that.

**** is wrong with OP?
#45 - IcRetoast (12/09/2013) [-]
"sunny British weather"
User avatar #57 to #45 - explore (12/09/2013) [-]
This picture is clearly shopped, the weather is never that nice!
#14 - rambomanthree (12/09/2013) [-]
>sunny brittish weather
#84 - zanxoo (12/09/2013) [-]
"get free council house in nice estate"
User avatar #111 to #84 - biscuitsunited (12/09/2013) [-]
Depends where you live, in the council estates round' Liverpool, people are surprisingly nice and accepting (Depending on the area). But towars the south the tend to be a little more, chav friendly.
User avatar #236 to #111 - privatepumpanickel (12/15/2013) [-]
South don't know balls. North is where Chav was born.
Geordies. Near where I am from. Nuff' said
#180 - vorack **User deleted account** (12/09/2013) [-]
MFW Tex Benefits
User avatar #27 - nsfwcontent (12/09/2013) [-]
The UK:
>walk outside, raining and cold wind again
>teabags expensive as ****
>minimum wage for supervisor of pencil pushers
>no tax benefits because I have a job
>no free house as 30 year morgage from buttrape bank
>although free healthcare, waiting rooms and more waiting rooms
>dental care reasonably priced
>go home to the house the bank owns coz I'm still paying them back
>sleep, repeat
#108 to #27 - dinonator (12/09/2013) [-]
hear that? that distant yelling? sounds a little bit like butthurt
#122 to #108 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
You just love that picture don't you? I'm not sure you're using it right. Once I squinted my eyes and read the part about Sony Entertainment I did chuckle slightly though.
User avatar #174 to #27 - scytherkris (12/09/2013) [-]
">Dental care reasonably priced"
You're one of the lucky ones then
User avatar #32 to #27 - nimba (12/09/2013) [-]
Probably should buy a house you can afford then, rite?
User avatar #227 to #32 - Snookbone (12/10/2013) [-]
In the UK:

>Have a house you can't afford and take out a huge mortgage
>Put half of your earnings into renting a place, leaving you with no money to save for a house.
>Have nowhere to live.

Pick one.
User avatar #10 - TrashX (12/09/2013) [-]
Sunny British weather and council house in a nice estate?!

No my friend its constant rain and heroine addicts everywhere
#75 - jibb (12/09/2013) [-]
Yes, we get it.

There is no sun in Britain.
#132 to #75 - cthumoo (12/09/2013) [-]
I dunno, he looks kinda shocked
I dunno, he looks kinda shocked
#1 - butterisgood (12/08/2013) [-]
Thumbed for the potential 			*********		 in comment section
Thumbed for the potential ********* in comment section
#46 to #1 - butterisgood (12/09/2013) [-]
aw man, i was hoping for some real rage going around, all i got was everyone saying the same exact thing
aw man, i was hoping for some real rage going around, all i got was everyone saying the same exact thing
#3 to #1 - choochoomofo (12/08/2013) [-]
Same here, I figured I might as well thumb it up then sit back and enjoy the show.
Same here, I figured I might as well thumb it up then sit back and enjoy the show.
#15 to #3 - urapooper (12/09/2013) [-]
because the moment it said "sunny british weather" we are already doubting the credibility.
#213 - albertjester ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - sairajayn (12/08/2013) [-]
Clearly someone who isn't from Britain wrote this... what the hell is sunny British weather?!
User avatar #8 to #4 - bronynexgen ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Brit here, there's no such thing. It's either raining or cloudy. The only sun we get is in patches that rarely last more than an hour.
User avatar #147 to #8 - sairajayn (12/09/2013) [-]
That's what I was thinking can't remember last time we had a cloud free day.
User avatar #210 - brettyoke (12/09/2013) [-]
I wonder where OP is from. On the one hand, he clearly favors Britain in the story. On the other, he thinks Britain is sunny.
User avatar #198 - douevensax (12/09/2013) [-]
>sunny British Weather

#183 - nemula ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
>be american
>go to school
>get shot
>go to high school
>get shot
>go to college
>get shot
>go to cinema
>get shot
>attend a marathon
>get bombed
>buy skittles
>get shot
>take your kid to work day
>office hit by airplane
>order coffee
>get burned because it's hot
>sue company because coffee is hot
>become millionaire
#187 to #183 - jesuislebatman (12/09/2013) [-]
I lost it at "Office hit by airplane".
#195 to #183 - UnoSkullmanx (12/09/2013) [-]
For the last one, the old woman who spilled the McDonalds coffee on herself received third degree burns and had to get a skin graft, which costed a **** load of money. It turns out that that particular store heated up its coffee way more than was necessary, and after the lawsuit, they didn't heat their coffee that much.
#196 to #183 - desacabose (12/09/2013) [-]
>take your kid to work day   
>office hit by airplane   
>no work   
>order coffee   
>turns into giant tentacle demon and rapes me   
>son yells at fish   
>become millionaire
>take your kid to work day
>office hit by airplane
>no work
>order coffee
>turns into giant tentacle demon and rapes me
>son yells at fish
>become millionaire
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