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be on date with my
girlfriend
is she' s foreign
r - > took a flight dawn here
8 KB JPG for winter
we' re hanging out in the
park
is she has a wierd twitter addiction
is won' t stop Meeting
is ask her to stop and have a normal
conversation
re she leeks me in the eyes and sends a
tweet
get pissed off and scream at her
aleafe
is feel bad about the breakup
buy a sandwich from Subway to make it
up to her
is eat fresh
get back to park
is she' s still there meeting
call her name
a toss pieces of toasted bread on the
ground
is she mans over and eats them
my girlfriend' s a bird
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#36 - raberintodesu (04/26/2014) [-]
"Took a flight down here for the winter"
#1 - thirdoffive (04/25/2014) [-]
Plot twist; you're a bird too
#13 to #1 - sjrigney (04/26/2014) [-]
**sjrigney rolled image** MFW I'm also a bird
User avatar #24 to #1 - hipickausername (04/26/2014) [-]
Not all of your problems are birds, Brian! Please someone get the reference, I'll give you all of my internets
#2 to #1 - dildodude (04/25/2014) [-]
Subway cashiers' FW a bird buys a sandwich
#3 to #2 - thirdoffive (04/25/2014) [-]
Manager's fw the cashier is also a bird
#4 to #3 - dildodude (04/25/2014) [-]
**dildodude rolled image**
Subway's owners FW one of his managers is a bald nignog with a ridiculous mustashe
#6 to #4 - davidfromarmenia (04/25/2014) [-]
Now that's what I call a majestic roll
Now that's what I call a majestic roll
#9 to #4 - ninjapieguy ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
That roll is majestic as 			****		.   
Gif unrelated.
That roll is majestic as **** .
Gif unrelated.
#11 to #4 - oceanfrank (04/26/2014) [-]
>MFW this roll
>MFW this roll
User avatar #5 to #4 - thirdoffive (04/25/2014) [-]
I would thumb that down, but its actually a really good roll
#19 to #4 - deckbox (04/26/2014) [-]
rolls as majestic as epic sax guy
rolls as majestic as epic sax guy

#60 to #4 - JOEKEWL (04/27/2014) [-]
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#31 to #2 - acemcgunner (04/26/2014) [-]
**acemcgunner rolled image** mfw everyone on the internet is a bird
**acemcgunner rolled image** mfw everyone on the internet is a bird
#7 - privilege (04/25/2014) [-]
Goddamit... I love these types of stories that get your mind twisted.
#53 to #7 - zerith (04/26/2014) [-]
**zerith rolled image** MFW I get my mind twisted
#56 - amproductions (04/26/2014) [-]
"Took a flight down here for the winter"
"Took a flight down here for the winter"
User avatar #62 to #56 - giantpurpledinos (04/29/2014) [-]
"Tweeting"
#45 - srapture (04/26/2014) [-]
Well, 'course she's a bird. She ain't gonna be a bloke, is she? (British commoners often refer to women as birds, in case any non-Britons didn't get that)
User avatar #49 to #45 - listerthepessimist (04/26/2014) [-]
let us not forget 'splitarse'
#37 - mrgoodlove (04/26/2014) [-]
Hfw
#22 - Orc (04/26/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Girlfriend's FW
#29 to #22 - rohedje (04/26/2014) [-]
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#47 - pyrollama (04/26/2014) [-]
**pyrollama rolled image**

GF FW you brought her bread
#35 - ludislavonac (04/26/2014) [-]
hah, had me this time
User avatar #8 - mrsnowballs ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I fell for that one
#57 - saltcat (04/26/2014) [-]
HFW she looks him in the eye and posts another tweet.
#61 to #57 - mephistesulfurion (04/28/2014) [-]
SPOILERS: Her actual fw.
#63 to #61 - pissedoffpenguin (05/24/2014) [-]
funny, that you actually have to say "spoiler" in order to use the spoiler-thing correctly xD
#46 - juha (04/26/2014) [-]
inb4 ************* breadcrumbs
#20 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/26/2014) [-]
oh lord...
User avatar #23 to #20 - iitoxictz (04/26/2014) [-]
Sauce of this picture? and quick over view for anyone willing to say it
User avatar #25 to #23 - sabcy (04/26/2014) [-]
#51 to #25 - anon (04/26/2014) [-]
Why the **** does the url need to be 10 miles long? Settle down, google.
User avatar #33 to #25 - sinonyx (04/26/2014) [-]
i love you
User avatar #26 to #23 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/26/2014) [-]
its from steins gate, the anime. its fantastic, one of my favorites. based off of a visual novel which i have yet to try.
the woman in the picture obsessed with her phone and with texting
refer to the absurdly long URL below for more info
User avatar #30 to #20 - acemcgunner (04/26/2014) [-]
#10 - skinsfutureqb (04/26/2014) [-]
I'm still trying to figure out how a bird gets addicted to twitter.....
User avatar #18 to #10 - fappingniggers (04/26/2014) [-]
It's a perfectly good question. Birds don't twitter, they tweet. So they would be addicted to tweeting, not twitter.


Twitter's a social media site, tweeting is what birds do
User avatar #27 to #18 - synthane (04/26/2014) [-]
twit·ter
verb:
(of a bird) give a call consisting of repeated light tremulous sounds.

noun:
a series of short, high-pitched calls or sounds.
User avatar #39 to #27 - thunderdownunder (04/26/2014) [-]
Then the bird would be addicted to twittering would it not?
User avatar #48 to #39 - freebrainsforall (04/26/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter.

The sentence is "she had this weird twitter addiction", twitter being the passive form of the verb, but it doesn't make a difference in this context.

User avatar #52 to #48 - thunderdownunder (04/26/2014) [-]
Okay so we're both right... I can live with that.
#59 to #18 - skinsfutureqb (04/26/2014) [-]
That's what I was basing my comment on. Of course, my lack of English skills could be why I barely passed English
#14 to #10 - anon (04/26/2014) [-]
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#16 to #10 - tepelstreeltje (04/26/2014) [-]
You're a special kind of special, aren't you?
User avatar #41 - zytherman ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I think thats the worst one of these "Plot twist" stories, i figured it out after the first mention of twitter
#44 to #41 - toxicin **User deleted account** (04/26/2014) [-]
You are my hero
#50 to #41 - anon (04/26/2014) [-]
I totally believe you, man.
#42 - sirsnipes (04/26/2014) [-]
**sirsnipes rolls 61**
#43 to #42 - sirsnipes (04/26/2014) [-]
**sirsnipes rolls 41**
#32 - twelveinchessoft (04/26/2014) [-]
**twelveinchessoft rolls 81,700**
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