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Top Lel that day

co Anonymous he ) 07/ ( Mnn)
sbe working at Dacc Bell
sthis BMA driving bitch pulls up the drive through
s" l want a bean burrito with EXTRA sauce, last time I ordered extra sauce and didn' t get it. Ijust want ONE bean burrito with EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA
EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA sauce.
at know what dc.
severa time she said EXTRA, I pushed the ******* extra button en the computer
spuy ma king feed leeks at me with censusing
INTHE BITCH WANTS EXTRA SAUCE TIMES TEN, LETS GIVE IT TO HER
mews en the beans and onions, then dips a teal cf eleven ladies at red sauce en that mather cker, It' s basically now a burrito Fleur that has made
inte a cylinder and filled with red we and then carefully wrapped up.
skives bitch teed, she drives away
SECONDS LATER THE GATES OF HELL OPEN
sbitch stems inside with red sauce all ever her lap, en her shirt, every ******* where
s" l WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER, YOU GUYS ****** UP MY CLOTHES AND MY CAR"
at am the manager meant, whats the problem'?
s" THEY PUT TOO MUCH RED SAUCE IN MY BURRITO WTF"
sh/ , we gave mu exactly what you wanted., A bean burrito with eleven cf red sauce, and we didn' t even charge yeu extra fer the sauce.
What is the emblem?
***** eating grin en my face the entire time
s" COME LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR"
inside the BMA, brand new with red sauce every ******* where like sameone set eff a red sauce bamb in the driver' s seat cf the can
step lei that day,
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#48 - mrbang (07/09/2013) [-]
So a couple months ago some friends and I went out for a drink. After a couple of hours I decided I've had enough and want to buy some food, my brother joined me. He is one nice motherfcker and wanted to buy the food for me. I said to him " make sure they put extra sauce on mine, seriously, drench that bitch."    
   
Once I received the kebab I asked again if he could put some more on, and so he did. After a few bites I still wasn't satisfied so I asked once again. "Excuse me, could I get some spicy sauce?" I saw the look in his eyes "Is tis faggot srs?" and just handed me the whole bottle of spicy sauce.    
   
Oh lord, you dont give a drunk guy the opportunity to get as much as he wants. I fcking raped that bottle, scraped out every bit of until it just laid there, staring at the floor, wondering why god had abandoned it.   
Now you might wonder what this tastes, 99% spicy hot sauce 0,5% meat and 0,5 % salad. I actually don't remember the taste due to being drunk. But I remember being happy I got the entire bottle, I'm sure it tastes like heaven.   
   
When I woke up the day after, I felt the power of a thousand suns pressing against my butthole, I got up and ran to the bathroom, barely managing to close the door and set my cheeks on the toilet before the kraken got unleashed. I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I 			****		 you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.    
   
The worst part of the story, would I do it again? Probably..
So a couple months ago some friends and I went out for a drink. After a couple of hours I decided I've had enough and want to buy some food, my brother joined me. He is one nice motherfcker and wanted to buy the food for me. I said to him " make sure they put extra sauce on mine, seriously, drench that bitch."

Once I received the kebab I asked again if he could put some more on, and so he did. After a few bites I still wasn't satisfied so I asked once again. "Excuse me, could I get some spicy sauce?" I saw the look in his eyes "Is tis faggot srs?" and just handed me the whole bottle of spicy sauce.

Oh lord, you dont give a drunk guy the opportunity to get as much as he wants. I fcking raped that bottle, scraped out every bit of until it just laid there, staring at the floor, wondering why god had abandoned it.
Now you might wonder what this tastes, 99% spicy hot sauce 0,5% meat and 0,5 % salad. I actually don't remember the taste due to being drunk. But I remember being happy I got the entire bottle, I'm sure it tastes like heaven.

When I woke up the day after, I felt the power of a thousand suns pressing against my butthole, I got up and ran to the bathroom, barely managing to close the door and set my cheeks on the toilet before the kraken got unleashed. I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I **** you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.

The worst part of the story, would I do it again? Probably..
#115 to #48 - schizoidfreak (07/09/2013) [-]
what his asshole felt like...   
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what his asshole felt like...
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User avatar #91 to #48 - nimba (07/09/2013) [-]
Had a similar thing with jalapenos at a texmex one time. I swear like half of them were fully intact upon exit of my body
User avatar #137 to #91 - TexMex (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey don't blame me
User avatar #138 to #137 - nimba (07/09/2013) [-]
Shouldn't be giving me all dem spicy pepper then
#67 to #48 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
Kebabs are the best drunk food.
#96 to #48 - dagreatmax ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I 			****		 you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.
I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I **** you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.
User avatar #68 to #48 - tynerd ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
11/10
#4 - abysmalshadow (07/08/2013) [-]
&gt;Orders an inherently messy food.   
&gt;Spills it.   
&gt;Blames it on the guys who made it.   
   
Her logic level is truly through the roof.
>Orders an inherently messy food.
>Spills it.
>Blames it on the guys who made it.

Her logic level is truly through the roof.
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#7 to #6 - notyaoming (07/09/2013) [-]
This is a fairly ignorant thing to say, not all of us are like that.

Only the retarded.

User avatar #9 to #7 - xladeterinas (07/09/2013) [-]
I live here in America and have for my entire life. I don't hate my country and I'm not saying we're all like this. Unfortunately this is the kind of thing that IS becoming more and more prevalent regardless of the fact that it's still currently just the vocal minority.

Squeaky wheel bs means that when people make sweeping statements (even when they know the facts) they generally will use the most known example to get their point across. And admittedly modern media does not help make America look smart.
User avatar #21 to #6 - toosexyforyou (07/09/2013) [-]
Even though I agree that it is a frivolous lawsuit, have you ever had a McDonald's coffee? That **** is ******* lava, you can't even taste it, it's so hot.
#128 to #6 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
Actually the lady who complained about her coffee being too hot attained 3rd degree burns on her legs when the coffee spilled. Can you imagine drinking that **** ?

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User avatar #24 to #6 - localbees (07/09/2013) [-]
The problem with the coffee is that it left her with third degree burns on her legs, requiring skin grafts.
If me morning beverage requires ******* hospitalization, you bet I'm gonna sue.
User avatar #35 to #24 - theavatarspupil (07/09/2013) [-]
The bitch that you're refering to blatantly put a OBVIOUSLY HOT CUP OF COFFEE between her legs WHILE DRIVING. She had it coming. She was the one that made the mistake of placing a paper cup full of scalding hot cup of coffee between her legs and driving. It was in no way McDonald's fault. They didn't say "Here you go, Ma'am! And be sure to put it right next to your genitals while performing a complicated task! And have a nice day!"
#84 to #35 - wagastragas (07/09/2013) [-]
she wasnt driving, she was in the passenger seat, also the accident happened after the driver pulled over to eat at the parking, it ended up being mcdonals fault cause they served the coffee boiling hot cause they tought drivers waited to drink their coffee so it would still be warm when they finally drank it
User avatar #109 to #84 - baaltomekk (07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah but they would only get sued in america for this. Here in germany, the judge would just say "You can expect a coffee to be boiling hot when bought" and that's it. Common sense
User avatar #133 to #109 - localbees (07/09/2013) [-]
You don't want a cup of boiling hot coffee though! If I buy coffee, I want it to be drinkable, immediately!
Seriously, she got burns on almost 20% of her body. That isn't normal.
User avatar #139 to #133 - baaltomekk (07/10/2013) [-]
But that's not the point. The point is she assumed it wouldn't be so hot without checking like a person with common sense would do.
User avatar #131 to #6 - outerfiend (07/09/2013) [-]
you know that it turned out that they made the coffee much hotter than it should be right
#41 - elburritoextremo (07/09/2013) [-]
NEVER ask for the sauce if you can't handle THE SAUCE.
NEVER ask for the sauce if you can't handle THE SAUCE.
#74 to #41 - gallifreyan (07/09/2013) [-]
Been looking for this .gif!
Been looking for this .gif!
User avatar #75 to #74 - elburritoextremo (07/09/2013) [-]
check the **** frontpage, i always see it there
User avatar #76 to #75 - gallifreyan (07/09/2013) [-]
I used to have this big-ass Doctor Who folder...then this **** laptop crashed and wiped my harddrive.

I'm still looking for pictures.
#47 - Savlonade (07/09/2013) [-]
served an afternoon tea to a couple of hags once. they demanded (instead of asked) that I replace their tea because while they were yacking for half an hour, low and behold it went cold. so I did, and came back with a fresh tea. 'would you like me to pour the tea or let it settle for a few moments?' 'pfft, no I think we can manage' as soon as I turn away I hear 'ahem! this tea is far too weak' 'Well yes ma'am, I did only just brew it, it'd take a few mome-' 'and there's only 1 teabag in it, how long have you worked here to not know how many bags for a large pot?' '2 years, ma'am, and there are two bags, they're knitted together'. So I get another pot with 3 bags and funnily enough it's too strong. 			*******		 goldilocks, man.
served an afternoon tea to a couple of hags once. they demanded (instead of asked) that I replace their tea because while they were yacking for half an hour, low and behold it went cold. so I did, and came back with a fresh tea. 'would you like me to pour the tea or let it settle for a few moments?' 'pfft, no I think we can manage' as soon as I turn away I hear 'ahem! this tea is far too weak' 'Well yes ma'am, I did only just brew it, it'd take a few mome-' 'and there's only 1 teabag in it, how long have you worked here to not know how many bags for a large pot?' '2 years, ma'am, and there are two bags, they're knitted together'. So I get another pot with 3 bags and funnily enough it's too strong. ******* goldilocks, man.
#89 to #47 - teranin (07/09/2013) [-]
Wow, that might be one of the most British stories ever told. I enjoyed it.
User avatar #40 - ilovehitler (07/09/2013) [-]
I mean... Who in their right mind is a cunt to the people who will be handling your food soon?
How can anyone think that will turn out well for them?
#10 - neverunderstand (07/09/2013) [-]
Haha 			******		 up for messing up the car/clothes, but still hilarious. She did ask for it....
Haha ****** up for messing up the car/clothes, but still hilarious. She did ask for it....
#34 to #10 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
Source?
#36 to #34 - gremillionaire (07/09/2013) [-]
Arrested Development
User avatar #69 to #10 - BubsyB (07/09/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA The ******* gif! :')
User avatar #121 - arizonastar (07/09/2013) [-]
I lost it at "sixty seconds later the gates of hell opened"
User avatar #97 - ubercookieboy (07/09/2013) [-]
>"COME LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR"

"Maam, if you are in need of tampons there's a pharmacy just down the street"
#15 - dickticklerluv (07/09/2013) [-]
mfw 			****		 eating grin
mfw **** eating grin
User avatar #46 - brothergrimm (07/09/2013) [-]
i used to hang out with the night shift at taco bell...... don't **** with them dude...... they do horrible unspeakable things to the food of people who **** with them............ it's glorious and terrible at the same time.......
User avatar #85 to #46 - drhoffable (07/09/2013) [-]
bro i worked at mcdonalds night shift, thats when the regional managers leave and we can do whateveer the **** we want to any assholes food..
User avatar #60 to #46 - donekilledyou (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm gonna regret this but. . . Like what?
User avatar #61 to #60 - brothergrimm (07/09/2013) [-]
once upon a time there was this "gangsta" jackoff...... let's call him Kevin. Kevin would come into taco bell all the goddamn time and insult the workers in horrible ways. especially Blake who was an over weight gay man. Well one night Kevin came into taco bell and ordered two chalupas. As luck would have it, they had just run out of fresh chalupas and would have to cook more. they decided once the chalupas were fried, to take them to the employee bathroom in the back which hadn't been thoroughly cleaned in over a year. (when we got drunk, some of the guys would purposely miss the toilet and piss on the no-man's-land behind it...) They rubbed his freshly made chalupas in the piss, dirt, dead bug, and god knows wtf else covered floor...... it was ******* foul......... then blake and i hawked a couple loogies into them before they were filled with the actual food.

i had to watch that ****** eat those...... and i found it strangely warming to watch....
User avatar #62 to #61 - donekilledyou (07/09/2013) [-]
Seems justified
Ever do anything to an innocent?
User avatar #64 to #62 - brothergrimm (07/09/2013) [-]
usually not. every once in a while they'd get a wild hair and decide to **** with somebody who just looked like an asshole. i didn't work there i just hung out all night and got free food for mopping the lobby for them.
User avatar #65 to #64 - donekilledyou (07/09/2013) [-]
Ah I see
I've got a lot of respect for anybody that makes food for others but the idea of them ******* with it for no reason is just terrifying
User avatar #66 to #65 - brothergrimm (07/09/2013) [-]
it was a very rare occasion. but trust me when i say , "Do not **** with people who handle your food."

this also goes for your wife or mother-in-law, kids.....
#81 to #66 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
can i **** with your wife, mother-in-law and kids?
#20 - colehaffner (07/09/2013) [-]
She's a cunt for talking the way she did, but i drive a BMW, i feel so bad for the car, it deserves better than her
#2 - htmm ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 - nightdude (07/09/2013) [-]
Why the hell would you eat fast food in the car if you wanna keep the car looking nice?
#25 to #23 - pizzoooo (07/09/2013) [-]
Because Taco Bell.
#32 to #23 - theist (07/09/2013) [-]
because we hungry
#38 to #32 - Flare (07/09/2013) [-]
Oh my sides!!
#117 - awildniglet (07/09/2013) [-]
That's why you don't 			****		 with people who handle your food
That's why you don't **** with people who handle your food
#39 - abcdxyz (07/09/2013) [-]
Had a guy exactly like this today at my work, it feels good to read about people like this getting what they deserve
Had a guy exactly like this today at my work, it feels good to read about people like this getting what they deserve
#58 - missions (07/09/2013) [-]
I recently deleted my account but i created a new one just for this rant

Why is it so hard for people to act freindly, or even not as assholes, what makes other human beings better then others, what justifies their acts of violence and anger towards others?

Be nice to others, and help them out every now and then, give a homeless person a dollar, a meal, a pat on the back, don't just walk past him w/o even looking at him or her.

When you are at a restaurant, Starbuck, or a place where others server you, be nice to them, maybe not because you like them, maybe you hate them for whatever reason you might have, but they are working for their moneys, just like you, and deserve your respect, also, just like you.

tl;dr - Be ******* nice to others, it's a common sense thing, it will spread once more of us go around doing this.
User avatar #95 to #58 - dagreatmax ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
I give a homeless person a dollar if I know that he wont spend it on drugs or alcohol.
#102 to #95 - missions (07/09/2013) [-]
Very valid argument,

Once in Greece a kid came up to me, no older than 6, i offered to give him a slice of pizza, he gladly accepted the offer.

After i gave him the slice (while eating mine ^^) i walked off, only to look back and see the very same kid give the slice to a woman, she looked thin but somewhat well fed, she threw the pizza on the ground.

One can presume it was not her favourite pizza, or she only wants moneys so she can do other stuff with it than buying food for her children.
#112 to #58 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
The answer is because as human beings, we can't care all the time. We don't have enough [fine-tuned] memory to pay attention ALL the time. So some people don't even THINK about the people behind the counter as "people", just as "people to give them what they want".

I work at Subway, and there's this impatient guy that comes in. Doesn't matter where in line he is, he wants his done NOW. So if I start 3 sandwiches for 3 people [him being one of those 3] he'll go CAN YOU FINISH MY SANDWICH NOW-
sir, we'll get to it in a moment-
I DON' WAN' MAH FOOD GETTIN COLD, COULD YOU FINISH MY SANDWICH-
sir, there are other people here, we'll do all your sandwiches.

Ignorant self-absorbed idiot.
#113 to #112 - missions (07/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like a busy business man!
#134 to #113 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
No, just a dumb hick who doesn't understand "patience" and "other people in line" exist.
User avatar #77 to #58 - bitchitroll ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
or just follow the golden rule of eating out
dont **** with the people who handle your food
#80 to #77 - missions (07/09/2013) [-]
or that

Also for future reference, i know my spelling was **** , but this was done in haste and rageee

******* nazi's
#88 to #58 - teranin (07/09/2013) [-]
both you and bitchitroll are right, for different reasons. Here's sexy Korra making a snowman
#87 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
I am like extra nice to waiters and food chain workers because i have this phobia that they would spit on my food if i say anything remotely bad and i always get ****** service, rude assholes and late orders. ALWAYS.
User avatar #90 to #87 - nimba (07/09/2013) [-]
Then get your own damn food
#142 to #87 - generalwatergate (08/15/2013) [-]
pleasedontspitonmyeggspleasedontspitonmyeggspleasedontspitonmyeggs thank you for the eggs! (godihopehedidntspitinthem)
#143 to #142 - generalwatergate (08/15/2013) [-]
waiter: lol, i just spit in that guy's eggs.
User avatar #45 - sweener (07/09/2013) [-]
Sadly I do similar **** like this at work all the time. I work at Wendy's and people will come through and be like "I want that with EXTRA onions, and I mean EXTRA EXTRA onions"..................Welp, they asked for them. ANNND they got them
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