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Top Lel that day

co Anonymous he ) 07/ ( Mnn)
sbe working at Dacc Bell
sthis BMA driving bitch pulls up the drive through
s" l want a bean burrito with EXTRA sauce, last time I ordered extra sauce and didn' t get it. Ijust want ONE bean burrito with EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA
EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA sauce.
at know what dc.
severa time she said EXTRA, I pushed the fucking extra button en the computer
spuy ma king feed leeks at me with censusing
INTHE BITCH WANTS EXTRA SAUCE TIMES TEN, LETS GIVE IT TO HER
mews en the beans and onions, then dips a teal cf eleven ladies at red sauce en that mather cker, It' s basically now a burrito Fleur that has made
inte a cylinder and filled with red we and then carefully wrapped up.
skives bitch teed, she drives away
SECONDS LATER THE GATES OF HELL OPEN
sbitch stems inside with red sauce all ever her lap, en her shirt, every fucking where
s" l WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER, YOU GUYS FUCKED UP MY CLOTHES AND MY CAR"
at am the manager meant, whats the problem'?
s" THEY PUT TOO MUCH RED SAUCE IN MY BURRITO WTF"
sh/ , we gave mu exactly what you wanted., A bean burrito with eleven cf red sauce, and we didn' t even charge yeu extra fer the sauce.
What is the emblem?
sshit eating grin en my face the entire time
s" COME LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR"
inside the BMA, brand new with red sauce every fucking where like sameone set eff a red sauce bamb in the driver' s seat cf the can
step lei that day,
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#4 - abysmalshadow (07/08/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>Orders an inherently messy food.   
>Spills it.   
>Blames it on the guys who made it.   
   
Her logic level is truly through the roof.
>Orders an inherently messy food.
>Spills it.
>Blames it on the guys who made it.

Her logic level is truly through the roof.
#8 - teamrocketninja (07/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
When I worked fast food, I sometimes purposely made it so peoples wraps would explode in their lap when unwrapped.
User avatar #14 to #8 - jackknapp (07/09/2013) [-]
That's kind of a dick thing to do.
#48 - mrbang (07/09/2013) [+] (7 replies)
So a couple months ago some friends and I went out for a drink. After a couple of hours I decided I've had enough and want to buy some food, my brother joined me. He is one nice motherfcker and wanted to buy the food for me. I said to him " make sure they put extra sauce on mine, seriously, drench that bitch."    
   
Once I received the kebab I asked again if he could put some more on, and so he did. After a few bites I still wasn't satisfied so I asked once again. "Excuse me, could I get some spicy sauce?" I saw the look in his eyes "Is tis faggot srs?" and just handed me the whole bottle of spicy sauce.    
   
Oh lord, you dont give a drunk guy the opportunity to get as much as he wants. I fcking raped that bottle, scraped out every bit of until it just laid there, staring at the floor, wondering why god had abandoned it.   
Now you might wonder what this tastes, 99% spicy hot sauce 0,5% meat and 0,5 % salad. I actually don't remember the taste due to being drunk. But I remember being happy I got the entire bottle, I'm sure it tastes like heaven.   
   
When I woke up the day after, I felt the power of a thousand suns pressing against my butthole, I got up and ran to the bathroom, barely managing to close the door and set my cheeks on the toilet before the kraken got unleashed. I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I shit you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.    
   
The worst part of the story, would I do it again? Probably..
So a couple months ago some friends and I went out for a drink. After a couple of hours I decided I've had enough and want to buy some food, my brother joined me. He is one nice motherfcker and wanted to buy the food for me. I said to him " make sure they put extra sauce on mine, seriously, drench that bitch."

Once I received the kebab I asked again if he could put some more on, and so he did. After a few bites I still wasn't satisfied so I asked once again. "Excuse me, could I get some spicy sauce?" I saw the look in his eyes "Is tis faggot srs?" and just handed me the whole bottle of spicy sauce.

Oh lord, you dont give a drunk guy the opportunity to get as much as he wants. I fcking raped that bottle, scraped out every bit of until it just laid there, staring at the floor, wondering why god had abandoned it.
Now you might wonder what this tastes, 99% spicy hot sauce 0,5% meat and 0,5 % salad. I actually don't remember the taste due to being drunk. But I remember being happy I got the entire bottle, I'm sure it tastes like heaven.

When I woke up the day after, I felt the power of a thousand suns pressing against my butthole, I got up and ran to the bathroom, barely managing to close the door and set my cheeks on the toilet before the kraken got unleashed. I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I shit you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.

The worst part of the story, would I do it again? Probably..
#10 - neverunderstand (07/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Haha fucked up for messing up the car/clothes, but still hilarious. She did ask for it....
Haha fucked up for messing up the car/clothes, but still hilarious. She did ask for it....
#23 - nightdude (07/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why the hell would you eat fast food in the car if you wanna keep the car looking nice?
#32 to #23 - theist (07/09/2013) [-]
because we hungry
#12 - vintageinternet (07/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This is funny, but damn. Bmws are expensive to upkeep. I'd be pissed if some smart ass did that to me too.
User avatar #19 to #12 - profkitty (07/09/2013) [-]
If you reread the story she was a bitch... She had it coming eventually.
#41 - elburritoextremo (07/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
NEVER ask for the sauce if you can't handle THE SAUCE.
NEVER ask for the sauce if you can't handle THE SAUCE.
#2 - htmm (07/08/2013) [-]
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#47 - Savlonade (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
served an afternoon tea to a couple of hags once. they demanded (instead of asked) that I replace their tea because while they were yacking for half an hour, low and behold it went cold. so I did, and came back with a fresh tea. 'would you like me to pour the tea or let it settle for a few moments?' 'pfft, no I think we can manage' as soon as I turn away I hear 'ahem! this tea is far too weak' 'Well yes ma'am, I did only just brew it, it'd take a few mome-' 'and there's only 1 teabag in it, how long have you worked here to not know how many bags for a large pot?' '2 years, ma'am, and there are two bags, they're knitted together'. So I get another pot with 3 bags and funnily enough it's too strong. fucking goldilocks, man.
served an afternoon tea to a couple of hags once. they demanded (instead of asked) that I replace their tea because while they were yacking for half an hour, low and behold it went cold. so I did, and came back with a fresh tea. 'would you like me to pour the tea or let it settle for a few moments?' 'pfft, no I think we can manage' as soon as I turn away I hear 'ahem! this tea is far too weak' 'Well yes ma'am, I did only just brew it, it'd take a few mome-' 'and there's only 1 teabag in it, how long have you worked here to not know how many bags for a large pot?' '2 years, ma'am, and there are two bags, they're knitted together'. So I get another pot with 3 bags and funnily enough it's too strong. fucking goldilocks, man.
#15 - dickticklerluv ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
mfw shit eating grin
mfw shit eating grin
User avatar #46 - brothergrimm (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
i used to hang out with the night shift at taco bell...... don't fuck with them dude...... they do horrible unspeakable things to the food of people who fuck with them............ it's glorious and terrible at the same time.......
User avatar #40 - ilovehitler (07/09/2013) [-]
I mean... Who in their right mind is a cunt to the people who will be handling your food soon?
How can anyone think that will turn out well for them?
#58 - missions (07/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I recently deleted my account but i created a new one just for this rant

Why is it so hard for people to act freindly, or even not as assholes, what makes other human beings better then others, what justifies their acts of violence and anger towards others?

Be nice to others, and help them out every now and then, give a homeless person a dollar, a meal, a pat on the back, don't just walk past him w/o even looking at him or her.

When you are at a restaurant, Starbuck, or a place where others server you, be nice to them, maybe not because you like them, maybe you hate them for whatever reason you might have, but they are working for their moneys, just like you, and deserve your respect, also, just like you.

tl;dr - Be fucking nice to others, it's a common sense thing, it will spread once more of us go around doing this.
User avatar #121 - arizonastar (07/09/2013) [-]
I lost it at "sixty seconds later the gates of hell opened"
User avatar #97 - ubercookieboy (07/09/2013) [-]
>"COME LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR"

"Maam, if you are in need of tampons there's a pharmacy just down the street"
#20 - colehaffner (07/09/2013) [-]
She's a cunt for talking the way she did, but i drive a BMW, i feel so bad for the car, it deserves better than her
#117 - awildniglet (07/09/2013) [-]
That's why you don't fuck with people who handle your food
That's why you don't fuck with people who handle your food
#114 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
where is the funny?
#122 to #114 - superbigfupa (07/09/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you couldn't see it so i circled it for you
#39 - abcdxyz (07/09/2013) [-]
Had a guy exactly like this today at my work, it feels good to read about people like this getting what they deserve
Had a guy exactly like this today at my work, it feels good to read about people like this getting what they deserve
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