Top Lel that day. from on.fb.me/12YvYMD. co Anonymous he ) 07/ ( Mnn) sbe working at Dacc Bell sthis BMA driving bitch pulls up the drive through s" l want a be Top Lel that day from on fb me/12YvYMD co Anonymous he ) 07/ ( Mnn) sbe working at Dacc Bell sthis BMA driving bitch pulls up the drive through s" l want a be
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co Anonymous he ) 07/ ( Mnn)
sbe working at Dacc Bell
sthis BMA driving bitch pulls up the drive through
s" l want a bean burrito with EXTRA sauce, last time I ordered extra sauce and didn' t get it. Ijust want ONE bean burrito with EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA
EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA sauce.
at know what dc.
severa time she said EXTRA, I pushed the fucking extra button en the computer
spuy ma king feed leeks at me with censusing
INTHE BITCH WANTS EXTRA SAUCE TIMES TEN, LETS GIVE IT TO HER
mews en the beans and onions, then dips a teal cf eleven ladies at red sauce en that mather cker, It' s basically now a burrito Fleur that has made
inte a cylinder and filled with red we and then carefully wrapped up.
skives bitch teed, she drives away
SECONDS LATER THE GATES OF HELL OPEN
sbitch stems inside with red sauce all ever her lap, en her shirt, every fucking where
s" l WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER, YOU GUYS FUCKED UP MY CLOTHES AND MY CAR"
at am the manager meant, whats the problem'?
s" THEY PUT TOO MUCH RED SAUCE IN MY BURRITO WTF"
sh/ , we gave mu exactly what you wanted., A bean burrito with eleven cf red sauce, and we didn' t even charge yeu extra fer the sauce.
What is the emblem?
sshit eating grin en my face the entire time
s" COME LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR"
inside the BMA, brand new with red sauce every fucking where like sameone set eff a red sauce bamb in the driver' s seat cf the can
step lei that day,
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#4 - abysmalshadow
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>Orders an inherently messy food.   
>Spills it.   
>Blames it on the guys who made it.   
   
Her logic level is truly through the roof.
>Orders an inherently messy food.
>Spills it.
>Blames it on the guys who made it.

Her logic level is truly through the roof.
#6 to #4 - xladeterinas
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#7 to #6 - notyaoming
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This is a fairly ignorant thing to say, not all of us are like that.

Only the retarded.

User avatar #9 to #7 - xladeterinas
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I live here in America and have for my entire life. I don't hate my country and I'm not saying we're all like this. Unfortunately this is the kind of thing that IS becoming more and more prevalent regardless of the fact that it's still currently just the vocal minority.

Squeaky wheel bs means that when people make sweeping statements (even when they know the facts) they generally will use the most known example to get their point across. And admittedly modern media does not help make America look smart.
User avatar #21 to #6 - toosexyforyou
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Even though I agree that it is a frivolous lawsuit, have you ever had a McDonald's coffee? That **** is ******* lava, you can't even taste it, it's so hot.
User avatar #131 to #6 - outerfiend
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you know that it turned out that they made the coffee much hotter than it should be right
#128 to #6 - anon id: a36ef82a
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Actually the lady who complained about her coffee being too hot attained 3rd degree burns on her legs when the coffee spilled. Can you imagine drinking that ****?

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User avatar #24 to #6 - localbees
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The problem with the coffee is that it left her with third degree burns on her legs, requiring skin grafts.
If me morning beverage requires ******* hospitalization, you bet I'm gonna sue.
User avatar #35 to #24 - theavatarspupil
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The bitch that you're refering to blatantly put a OBVIOUSLY HOT CUP OF COFFEE between her legs WHILE DRIVING. She had it coming. She was the one that made the mistake of placing a paper cup full of scalding hot cup of coffee between her legs and driving. It was in no way McDonald's fault. They didn't say "Here you go, Ma'am! And be sure to put it right next to your genitals while performing a complicated task! And have a nice day!"
#84 to #35 - wagastragas
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she wasnt driving, she was in the passenger seat, also the accident happened after the driver pulled over to eat at the parking, it ended up being mcdonals fault cause they served the coffee boiling hot cause they tought drivers waited to drink their coffee so it would still be warm when they finally drank it
User avatar #109 to #84 - baaltomekk
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Yeah but they would only get sued in america for this. Here in germany, the judge would just say "You can expect a coffee to be boiling hot when bought" and that's it. Common sense
User avatar #133 to #109 - localbees
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You don't want a cup of boiling hot coffee though! If I buy coffee, I want it to be drinkable, immediately!
Seriously, she got burns on almost 20% of her body. That isn't normal.
User avatar #139 to #133 - baaltomekk
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But that's not the point. The point is she assumed it wouldn't be so hot without checking like a person with common sense would do.
#8 - teamrocketninja
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When I worked fast food, I sometimes purposely made it so peoples wraps would explode in their lap when unwrapped.
#18 to #8 - snakefire
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Yeah I hate being a credit to the workforce so when I sold things to pet stores I made sure every shipment of crabs would die in a week.

Dick
#30 to #18 - teamrocketninja
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Occasionally ruining a sandwich is not equitable with killing pets. Go swallow more cocks.
User avatar #31 to #30 - snakefire
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>pets
#79 to #8 - anon id: c456507d
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die in a foyer.
User avatar #78 to #8 - edwardyeap
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Shut up Richard.
User avatar #14 to #8 - jackknapp
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That's kind of a dick thing to do.
User avatar #29 to #14 - lgninjaleetful
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i am sure you with every other human being done something far worse.
User avatar #124 to #29 - psykobear
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Nope.
User avatar #110 to #29 - rainbowrush
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Doubt it
#48 - mrbang
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So a couple months ago some friends and I went out for a drink. After a couple of hours I decided I've had enough and want to buy some food, my brother joined me. He is one nice motherfcker and wanted to buy the food for me. I said to him " make sure they put extra sauce on mine, seriously, drench that bitch."    
   
Once I received the kebab I asked again if he could put some more on, and so he did. After a few bites I still wasn't satisfied so I asked once again. "Excuse me, could I get some spicy sauce?" I saw the look in his eyes "Is tis faggot srs?" and just handed me the whole bottle of spicy sauce.    
   
Oh lord, you dont give a drunk guy the opportunity to get as much as he wants. I fcking raped that bottle, scraped out every bit of until it just laid there, staring at the floor, wondering why god had abandoned it.   
Now you might wonder what this tastes, 99% spicy hot sauce 0,5% meat and 0,5 % salad. I actually don't remember the taste due to being drunk. But I remember being happy I got the entire bottle, I'm sure it tastes like heaven.   
   
When I woke up the day after, I felt the power of a thousand suns pressing against my butthole, I got up and ran to the bathroom, barely managing to close the door and set my cheeks on the toilet before the kraken got unleashed. I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I **** you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.    
   
The worst part of the story, would I do it again? Probably..
So a couple months ago some friends and I went out for a drink. After a couple of hours I decided I've had enough and want to buy some food, my brother joined me. He is one nice motherfcker and wanted to buy the food for me. I said to him " make sure they put extra sauce on mine, seriously, drench that bitch."

Once I received the kebab I asked again if he could put some more on, and so he did. After a few bites I still wasn't satisfied so I asked once again. "Excuse me, could I get some spicy sauce?" I saw the look in his eyes "Is tis faggot srs?" and just handed me the whole bottle of spicy sauce.

Oh lord, you dont give a drunk guy the opportunity to get as much as he wants. I fcking raped that bottle, scraped out every bit of until it just laid there, staring at the floor, wondering why god had abandoned it.
Now you might wonder what this tastes, 99% spicy hot sauce 0,5% meat and 0,5 % salad. I actually don't remember the taste due to being drunk. But I remember being happy I got the entire bottle, I'm sure it tastes like heaven.

When I woke up the day after, I felt the power of a thousand suns pressing against my butthole, I got up and ran to the bathroom, barely managing to close the door and set my cheeks on the toilet before the kraken got unleashed. I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I **** you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.

The worst part of the story, would I do it again? Probably..
#67 to #48 - anon id: fd7da649
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Kebabs are the best drunk food.
#115 to #48 - schizoidfreak
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what his asshole felt like...   
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what his asshole felt like...
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User avatar #91 to #48 - nimba
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Had a similar thing with jalapenos at a texmex one time. I swear like half of them were fully intact upon exit of my body
User avatar #137 to #91 - TexMex
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Hey don't blame me
User avatar #138 to #137 - nimba
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Shouldn't be giving me all dem spicy pepper then
#96 to #48 - dagreatmax
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I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I **** you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.
I never knew my buttwhole had its own voice, but I **** you not (hue) it was screaming. It felt like someone was raping me with a lightsaber. Never felt pain like that before.
User avatar #68 to #48 - tynerd
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11/10
#10 - neverunderstand
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Haha ****** up for messing up the car/clothes, but still hilarious. She did ask for it....
Haha ****** up for messing up the car/clothes, but still hilarious. She did ask for it....
#34 to #10 - anon id: 30c5b239
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Source?
#36 to #34 - gremillionaire
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Arrested Development
User avatar #69 to #10 - BubsyB
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA The ******* gif! :')
#37 to #10 - brokenhalf
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#23 - nightdude
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Why the hell would you eat fast food in the car if you wanna keep the car looking nice?
#25 to #23 - pizzoooo
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Because Taco Bell.
#32 to #23 - theist
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because we hungry
#38 to #32 - Flare
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Oh my sides!!
#12 - vintageinternet
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This is funny, but damn. Bmws are expensive to upkeep. I'd be pissed if some smart ass did that to me too.
User avatar #56 to #12 - herculespower
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shes a dumb bitch though for not being careful, even if it was loaded...me, I always open my **** til I get home, because I love my car, shes my baby
#92 to #12 - nimba
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I liked your comment
I liked your comment
User avatar #54 to #12 - potrsr
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or you know, you dont eat in a car. Specialy not taco
#17 to #12 - mbasm
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If you have worked Service Industry you understand OP's pain. To be honest, the amount of **** customers put you through in a day is horrific. Honestly, some employees deserve it, but most employees do not get paid enough to have you be a complete cock to them.
#16 to #12 - snakefire
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A good way to prevent stupid **** from happening to you, is not being an uptight cuntwad to those who serve you.
User avatar #19 to #12 - profkitty
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If you reread the story she was a bitch... She had it coming eventually.
#41 - elburritoextremo
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NEVER ask for the sauce if you can't handle THE SAUCE.
NEVER ask for the sauce if you can't handle THE SAUCE.
#74 to #41 - gallifreyan
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Been looking for this .gif!
Been looking for this .gif!
User avatar #75 to #74 - elburritoextremo
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check the **** frontpage, i always see it there
User avatar #76 to #75 - gallifreyan
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I used to have this big-ass Doctor Who folder...then this **** laptop crashed and wiped my harddrive.

I'm still looking for pictures.
#2 - htmm
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#47 - Savlonade
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served an afternoon tea to a couple of hags once. they demanded (instead of asked) that I replace their tea because while they were yacking for half an hour, low and behold it went cold. so I did, and came back with a fresh tea. 'would you like me to pour the tea or let it settle for a few moments?' 'pfft, no I think we can manage' as soon as I turn away I hear 'ahem! this tea is far too weak' 'Well yes ma'am, I did only just brew it, it'd take a few mome-' 'and there's only 1 teabag in it, how long have you worked here to not know how many bags for a large pot?' '2 years, ma'am, and there are two bags, they're knitted together'. So I get another pot with 3 bags and funnily enough it's too strong. ******* goldilocks, man.
served an afternoon tea to a couple of hags once. they demanded (instead of asked) that I replace their tea because while they were yacking for half an hour, low and behold it went cold. so I did, and came back with a fresh tea. 'would you like me to pour the tea or let it settle for a few moments?' 'pfft, no I think we can manage' as soon as I turn away I hear 'ahem! this tea is far too weak' 'Well yes ma'am, I did only just brew it, it'd take a few mome-' 'and there's only 1 teabag in it, how long have you worked here to not know how many bags for a large pot?' '2 years, ma'am, and there are two bags, they're knitted together'. So I get another pot with 3 bags and funnily enough it's too strong. ******* goldilocks, man.
#89 to #47 - teranin
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Wow, that might be one of the most British stories ever told. I enjoyed it.
#15 - dickticklerluv
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mfw **** eating grin
mfw **** eating grin